Thread 213844330

>They're hacking our IP mainframe through the BIOS!
>I'm typing as fast as I can, and they're still downloading our RAM!
>Now two of us are typing on the same keyboard, let's try to skiptrace the modem
>No luck! We've got to think of something else!

>>213844330 (OP)
This movie will be meme kino for the rest of this board's lifetime

Post webms

kek sounds like kino

>>213844330 (OP)
> work in it
> non-it normie friend recommends this cool movie about hackers
> the movie

>>213844330 (OP)
if aliens eat data does that mean they shit in morse code?

>>213844330 (OP)
>>Now two of us are typing on the same keyboard
kek I remember this absolute retardkino
https://youtu.be/u8qgehH3kEQ?si=RtBMZfr3gSpMCrGf

>>213844593
-.-

>>213844330 (OP)
>I heard you could use some help

>>213845151
>I’ll order the pizza

>>213844330 (OP)
>THE HACKER JUST TOOK OUT MY BONZIBUDDY!!!!

>>213845248
This is BAP btw

>>213845325
MAY NORTON PROTECT US

>>213844434
me own fookin son...
a haxxor

The part where he got up to leave but the door was locked and he said DAMN ITS ON LOCKDOWN was so funny

>>213846249
me own fooking blud sweat n piss
is an arch user btw

are there clips? not watching a whole flick or series or whatever this shit is

How far weave Fall > iced tea was good in Western Worlds though

>>213846203
lol for some reason you could do this in AMX Mod X (scripting plug-in for Half-Life mods). and the scripts were COMPILED, so i knew this guy who wrote a popular mod, with a secret /someguypwnz command. gave him admin access, let him spam open/close players' disc trays, etc.

pure chaos one day when he took over a The Specialists RP[/server] for de-modding him. everyone screaming in the Ventrilo that they were being hacked, all their in-game items are gone, why do they keep exploding at spawn???

good times.

>>213844330 (OP)
>this is our genius hacker man
>its a fat black nigger eating watermelon playing gangster rap
>slowly walk backwards and shut the door

lol for some reason you could do this in AMX Mod X (scripting plug-in for Half-Life mods). and the scripts were COMPILED, so i knew this guy who wrote a popular mod, with a secret /someguypwnz command. gave him admin access, let him spam open/close players' disc trays, etc.

pure chaos one day when he took over a The Specialists RP server for de-modding him. everyone screaming in the Ventrilo that they were being hacked, all their in-game items are gone, why do they keep exploding at spawn???

good times.

>>213846308
You should. It’s kino

>>213846362
>opens the control panel
>"wtf, who is this guy!?"

>>213846375
fuck you. post clips

>>213846373
the worst I ever did was make a program at school that would just fill a person's user directory with endless gibberish data. I gave it out to a few people after testing out on a friend and thought nothing of it for about 2 weeks until the school servers went offline and it was because 'a massive hack overwriting all of the backups on the network had taken place'. bell still wasn't ringing in my head. then it turned out my friend had given my program to several classrooms full of people and then the penny started to drop that I was the person responsible. they caught me after a few finger pointing interviews with students and banned me from ever using the school network again.

>>213844593
The original few seasons of NCIS is comfy boomer kino, I love it so much.

>>213844361
I don't think enough people saw it to reach meme status
I only just recently learned that's Ice Cube and not Jordan Peele

>>213844330 (OP)
>Work at NSA: HA GOTEEM
>Windows 10 Home license for hackerman computer: Paid in full
>Spy on my gooner hackerman son: 24/7
>Watching Pornhub premium in incognito mode during work breaks: Hell yeah nigga, I do be like that
>Baiting jeets on facebook with amazon gift cards: We be bugging sometimes, nigga
>Zoom calls: Skipped
>Microsoft Team calls: DreamyBull'd
>Surveillance drone status: Commandeered and crashed again
>Hot baby mama on insta: IRL Address located by extracting her AyPee via inspect source
>Aliens devouring government data: I sleep
>Aliens devouring thug shaker porn: OH SHIT

>>213844593
Foolish and shortsighted. Now the hacker lives in their computer. Should have waited for the team to dump him out the other side of the router.

>>213846688
>>Aliens devouring government data: I sleep
>>Aliens devouring thug shaker porn: OH SHIT
kek

>>213844330 (OP)
is this worth watching?
like, i know its fucking awful, but is it laughable or just boring bad

>>213846776
the clips I've seen remind me of the weaponised autism from that predator film with the giant robots, which I strangely enjoyed just because it was cringe kino from start to finish

I hope the guy who made Unfriended keeps getting work. I hope he tries to do a western next.

>>213846776
It's great to rip on with friends but terrible on your own.

>>213846705
kek

>>213844330 (OP)
>Right click
>Select 'Stop Being Hacked'
It's literally right there in the movie

All jokes and memes aside, anyone else had nightmares about getting "Hollywood hacked"? Just ridiculous over-the-top malware fucking up your computer in ways that aren't even possible? Weird popups where the hacker appears in real time mocking you to your face addressing you by name, all the lights on your rig turning red even if they aren't able to change color, text and windows start melting and wigging out. They're always viscerally terrifying nightmares for me.

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>>213844593
>?si=RtBMZfr3gSpMCrGf

>>213846688
kekekekd and chekd

>its downloading my cpu
>oracle/azure cloud vm now exist
oh

>>213847631
sometimes I have ramsomware nightmares, which is just as terrifying but real

>>213847719
NO

>>213846308
Dude watch it. It's unironically funny

>>213847711
Anon he's trying to get your IP!!

....Straight outta compton...

>>213847981
Lazy IT tech called 1c3_KuB3

What would the ayyy have done after they ate all of the dolphin porn?