Thread 213845333

>the supermodels are too loud
>my dick hurts from all the blowjobs
>i wish a was at home playing vidja

An actors life is pure suffering.

Has anyone ever called him out on his eco-warrior bullshit when he spends a lot of his time on luxury yachts and private jets? I’d love to see someone call him out when he’s at some awards ceremony or something.

how the fuck has this guy avoided a sex scandal for so long, it's only the married guys you ever hear about

>>213845541
Leo establishes dominance by wearing headphones + vaping through sex which curbs the natural feminine impulse to destroy him

>>213845541
He has the girls he fucks sign NDAs and that’s not even a joke.

blowjob is the solace of sad masturbators, blowjobs are not enough for a real human male

>>213845586
bull-fucking-shit
men are easy to please

>>213845333 (OP)
>>i wish a was at home playing vidja

He lives and thrives on prime pussy. I guarantee he doesn't know jack shit about video games.

>>213845333 (OP)

SOON!

Will even Leo be able to get away with this one though?

I recently found out he is currently dating a friend of my sister's. Knowing the kind of friends my sister has, his life must be truly miserable

>>213845333 (OP)
the thing is, he's been doing this same routine for like 20 years now.. different girl, boat, then some useless fucking "summit".

surely he's fucking bored of it lmao. Just go fucking buy a mansion in the middle of nowhere and chill out by yourself for a while.

>>213845541
He lets them sign NDA. But the most likely reason is that he just likes regular swx and blowjobs, which makes ot harder for the gold digging whores to nail him in court.
The stars who usually get screwed over are into rough sex or kinks like chocking, etc that makes it easier for women to claim they got abused.
A model once said that Leo often just lays on his back and smokes weeed while he lets a model ride him. Its hard to claim abuse when the whore signed an NDA and climbed on top to ride him, or suck him off wirhout him even lifting a finger.

One day he will panic and settle down with a girl and she will ruin his life completely and he’ll be too old to bounce back

Should he play Hemingway at some point?

>>213845766
Jep. He will let hia guard down eventually. Just like pic related

>>213845814
What happend to him playing Jim Jones?

>>213845766
One day he will finally admit he's gay

>>213845828
That bitch played a long game.

>>213845563
those doesnt cover criminal charges

>>213845333 (OP)

Checked
Flatmate works in top top hotel.
6 in the morning,Leo in full wolf of wall street mode:
Chaaaaarrrrrggggeeeeeerrrrr!!!!
Need iiiiiiiphonnnnnnnnnnne charger!!!!

Sure!!! Room service on its way sir.

>>213845333 (OP)
His wife is not born yet

he probably had a vasectomy early so he's neglecting his duties to the white race by not a lot paying child support to 12 gold digging sluts

>>213845759
>>213845563
i thought ndas were inadmissible when it came to certain charges, how do you sign an nda that clears your sexual partner of rape?

>>213845759
>A model once said that Leo often just lays on his back and smokes weeed while he lets a model ride him. Its hard to claim abuse when the whore signed an NDA and climbed on top to ride him, or suck him off wirhout him even lifting a finger.

Ok I always despised this faggot for the way he looks and acts, but this is pretty fucking BASED ngl.

>>213845697
Your sister's friend is Vittoria Ceretti? Lmao stfu

>spent 100 million to go be bored at sea
Are actors really that retarded? He could do that anywhere...

>>213846064
well if the rape charges don´t stick then the nda kicks in and rapes you back

>>213845649
Of course; mans gave her a preliminary invite so if she's willing and if he's capable....

>>213845886
And lost. 30 days? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Can't a middle aged man bang young pussy and smoke weed in peace? Why is everyone always demonizing him because he doesn't want a family or a woman his own age?

>>213845333 (OP)
More like
>did i actually rape and sacrifice that kid last night?!

>>213846740
Men are jelly, women are bitter
A tale as old as time

>>213845541
It’s because he doesn’t do it with randos who could later turn on him for a slice of tiktok fame. The girls he gets with you are vetted and are clear on what they’re getting out of this arrangement. I think the fact they’re models helps - they’re professional and know not to make waves.

>>213846506
Why do channers cope over yachts so hard? It's like having a big house that can relocate to any port in the world. Human brains are hard wired to relax with a sea breeze.

>>213845444
Wait, you still believe that these people have any morales or self reflection? They dont give a shit about it. These people by islands that soon should be underwater by what they are saying.

>>213846466
Nta but to really freak you out i hung out with a guy in high school who's sister dated Leo lol

>>213846506
>>spent 100 million to go be bored at sea
>Are actors really that retarded? He could do that anywhere...

Better to cry in a Rolls Royce than to be happy on a bicycle.

>>213845586
I'd disagree with you but being a sex haver, yeah. blowjobs are the warmup act and kind of a meh one.

>>213846843
disagree. if the RR doesn't make you happy you're spending your money like a retard and would be just as sad on the bike.

>>213845333 (OP)
People actually think this guy is banging these women? Dude's clearly gay and procuring these women for others to bang.

>>213847170
like the whole pete davidson thing or Taylor swift

None of these couples are having sex etc. It's literally paparazzi shit to get them in the news every month

>>213847013
> bj from woman
She's good looking. Staring into her eyes is amazing. She makes the right noises. But the bj is mid. It gets boring. You have to hero yourself off most of the time. And when you do she hates your cum.

> bj from guy
Dude keep quiet. No noises needed, pls dont moan its offputting. Looks weird seeing a guy down there. But it feels fucking incredible. A guy who is into blowing you does a fantastic job. Best bj ever. 100 times better than a woman. He likes your cum and will play with it. Just make sure he keeps quiet.

Apart from occasional postnut regret 9 times outta 10 getting sucked off by another guy is peak sex

t. Bi guy

>>213845541
Leo is just an average 4chan autist that likes to fuck hot girls, IIRC one of his exes said that his idea of date was renting whole cinema for themselves and watching Star Wars

>>213845828
Good
That fucking faggot should be in prison for the horrors he had and still is committing
I'd be one of the first to rape that faggot in the ass if he would ever be locked up

he was molested when he was young.

>>213847536
>Molested
Raped*

>>213845333 (OP)
He's so ugly to look at. Even if it's money I don't know how these women do it. The old fat man syndrome

>>213846707
Naw shell win. If they were together 16 years cali law will say they were basically married that entire time anyway & they will give her everything she wants cause she got "accostomed" to that lifestyle and it's cruel to make her go back to being poor

>>213848000
Whoever came up with these laws man...

>>213846777
When you bitch about environmental crap and complain about people using too much electricity when you float around on a house that burns more fuel in a day than 100 normal people use in a day you come off as a hypothetical ass

>>213848025
Yeah it's a complete scam. You get fired from your job you get nothing, unless your job is a wife & when your bad at it & get fired your fucking rewarded with half of everything

>>213847929
social status is more important to sluts. he is the king of sluts.

>>213847929
As Kissinger once said, "Power is the great aphrodisiac".

>>213848063
The funniest recently was kostners wife. Judge threw out the prenup to give her more money and then she started dating a family friend she swore she wasn't seeing before

>>213846064
What rape? There has to be rape in the first place.

>>213847396
stop being a gross fag