Thread 213845542

just put my GFs buttplug up my butt and jerked off, I came harder than I ever have before. Whats up with that?

>>213845542 (OP)
lol

>>213845542 (OP)
You have a prostate

>>213845567
Pro life or pro abortion state?

>janny leaves a thread about buttplugs up
why am I not surprised?

i just ate my own shit

>>213845542 (OP)
*slightly chuckle*

>>213845542 (OP)
prostate stimulation can heighten the pleasure.
>>213846093
Shit unironically makes good lube, it's nice and warm and just the right amount of sticky.
I don't like the smell though

Is this a poor man's attempt at fecal transplant?

>>213846146
i just eat gallons of my own shit every day, drowned in piss

>>213845542 (OP)
you are massively homophobic and that is why you get turned on for doing homosexual things. it's the most perverted thing your mind can think of.

hope this helps, faggot.

>>213846304
i'm not homophobic, i'd suck a dick with my girlfriend but she isn't into it.

reminder: if your girl owns sex toys she is a degenerate gooner slut and not marriage material

>>213845542 (OP)
I just farted so hard I think it tore my asshole a little

>>213845542 (OP)
I own a Bad Dragon Austin. I'd use it more often if cleaning beforehand wasn't so much effort.
>>213846146
Either a bold faced lie or you haven't used actual good lube yet.