← Home ← Back to /tv/

Thread 213845877

52 posts 30 images /tv/
Anonymous No.213845877 >>213845909 >>213846107 >>213846143 >>213847407 >>213848571 >>213848597 >>213848699 >>213849134 >>213849470 >>213849974 >>213850009 >>213851721 >>213852703 >>213852865 >>213853010 >>213853671
am I to understand there was a Cars WW2, a Cars Hitler and a Cars Holoexhaust?
Anonymous No.213845909 >>213845965 >>213849483 >>213851988
>>213845877 (OP)
The cars have to go through metal detectors at airports meaning 9/11 also canonically happened in the Cars Universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnXknZbdsg&t=17s
Anonymous No.213845965 >>213846693
>>213845909
>cars
>metal detectors
>cars
>metal
Anonymous No.213846107 >>213846499 >>213846796 >>213848655 >>213849324
>>213845877 (OP)
Are you implying with your post that genocide of Jewish people did not happen in Germany?
That is not okay. Holocaust happened and Nazis did many evil things.
You are not edgy and cool for joking about Holocaust you are retarded.
Anonymous No.213846143
>>213845877 (OP)
A Cars Rwandan genocide where Car Hutus were chopping up Car Tutsis with hood-mounted machetes.
Anonymous No.213846148
I wish I could be a first gen Dodge Viper.
Anonymous No.213846212 >>213846463 >>213846649
I think cars is set up sometime after wall-e when the humans are gone i dunno
Anonymous No.213846223
No that’s incorrect
Anonymous No.213846463 >>213846735 >>213846900
>>213846212
Wrong, Cars(tm) are merely humans transcended.
Anonymous No.213846499 >>213846662
>>213846107
Your outrage undermines your claim that OP isn't edgy.
However, it truly didn't happen and that's no joke, brother. Homicidal gaschambers were never used nor even existed. Numbers of dead were inflated from 200k to the magic number 6M in order to fulfill a supposed prophecy ( that was really just a typo in the Torah ) to justify the formation of the modern state [fraudulently] called Israel.
Anonymous No.213846649
>>213846212
>DUDE I HATE THIS LARRY THE CABLE GUY TOW TRUCK SO MUCH THAT I THINK HE COMMITTED GENOCIDE ON ALL THE GOOD PIXAR CHARACTERS
Anonymous No.213846662 >>213847294
>>213846499
Nice conspiracy theories bro. Now tell us about pizzagate and flat earth.
Anonymous No.213846693
>>213845965
Modern cars are made of plastic
Anonymous No.213846735
>>213846463
if toys can become life then i don't see why not cars
Anonymous No.213846782 >>213846885 >>213847334
A man who runs in front of a car gets tired.
A man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
Anonymous No.213846796
>>213846107
Cars take up more space than people.
Is the car population equal to our human population?
Did 6 gorillian jewish cars die in their holocaroust or was it a lesser number?
Anonymous No.213846885
>>213846782
Anonymous No.213846900
>>213846463
Isn't this your average furry in a fursuit?
Anonymous No.213847294 >>213848539
>>213846662
The holocaust narrative is the biggest conspiracy theory there is. You're asserting a grand scheme to annihilate every living Jew, supported by the leadership, ruling party, and bureaucracy in one of if not the most powerful nation at the time, but it was all a big secret that they had to talk about in "coded language," right? And for all the "cold cruelty of industrial genocide," the best methods they could come up with just happened to also be the sort of cartoonish stories that you would expect to circulate as rumors among the most paranoid and neurotic tribe in existence? They gas them in a chamber? How do they remove the gassed bodies from the chamber? Is there any risk to the camp guards performing this task? Do they wear any protective gear to keep from gassing themselves? If not, did they wait 24-48 hours for the DEADLY GAS to leave the room and dissipate into the atmosphere? If so, were there a procedure in place to stay 50 feet away from the building during gas operations? If not, did they have a powerful ventilation system that has heretofore gone unnoticed and undescribed by millions of visitors every year?
Just asking questions.
Anonymous No.213847334
>>213846782
a man who gets under a car gets lowered
Anonymous No.213847407 >>213848362
>>213845877 (OP)
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4
Anonymous No.213847419
Car history, come on and sing
Six car companies run everything
Anonymous No.213848362
>>213847407
Kino
Anonymous No.213848405 >>213848699
How was he formed?
Anonymous No.213848539 >>213851440
>>213847294
Yes
Yes, except there's nothing cartoon about it
Yes
Prisoners were forced to carry out bodies after gas expelled
No
No? The guards didn't go in the chambers?
No, they opened the doors and the gas dissipated. Do your farts linger for 24-48 hours?
No
No they just had static air vents
you IDIOT.
Anonymous No.213848571 >>213848690
>>213845877 (OP)
The cars universe is our universe.
Cars are unable to perceive their drivers in the same way that we are unable to perceive our own brains.
The cars believe themselves to be acting autonomously, but there is a form of Cartesian Dualism at play.
Anonymous No.213848597 >>213848649
>>213845877 (OP)
There are tiny little insect cars. It's kinda unnerving.
Anonymous No.213848649
>>213848597
I know it drives me mad lol
Anonymous No.213848655
>>213846107
Seen any jewish people around in the Cars movies?
Clearly Volkswagens got them all
Anonymous No.213848690
>>213848571
>fw philosophical kino is back
Anonymous No.213848699
>>213845877 (OP)
>>213848405
Anonymous No.213849134
>>213845877 (OP)
> Cars WW2
Yes
>a Cars Hitler
Yes
>and a Cars Holoexhaust
No
Anonymous No.213849324
>>213846107
>diesel car gets sent to the gas chamber to be filled with gasoline
this was way too cruel of us, my fellow petrol cars
Anonymous No.213849451
https://youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4?si=4oY_eP6BFPAFDMZo
Anonymous No.213849470
>>213845877 (OP)
One of the cars says "I swear to Chrysler" meaning that Jesus died for the cars sins. Since Chryslers are made in America, Mormonism the true cars religion.
Anonymous No.213849483
>>213845909
Metal detectors have been a thing since the 1990s, kiddo.
Anonymous No.213849732 >>213851721
If you think that's bad, they made a spinoff series about planes, which means canonically that there was a Planes Vietnam war where they dropped 3x the bombs used in Cars WW2 that resulted in the the complete scrapping of 90% cars in Cars Laos and the emergence of a Cars Khmer Rouge in Campervanpuchea which mounted a failed attempt to turn every car into a horse and wagon.
Anonymous No.213849974
>>213845877 (OP)
>Holoexhaust
Anonymous No.213850009
>>213845877 (OP)
Of course not, they couldn't possibly have crushed that many cars that fast.
Anonymous No.213851440
>>213848539
Source? Would you be willing to enter a "gas chamber" unprotected after the short period described in "survivor" testimony?
Anonymous No.213851721
>>213849732
>Campervanpuchea
>>213845877 (OP)
>Holoexhaust
Excellent work anons.
Anonymous No.213851988 >>213852059 >>213852557 >>213852662
>>213845909
There's no twin towers in the New York skyline in Planes.
This raises the question, how did Cars Al-Qaeda hijack the Planes if they're sentient creatures?
Anonymous No.213852059
>>213851988
obviously they kidnapped the planes and had their own planes impersonate them
Anonymous No.213852557
>>213851988
do you think it's allowed to depict Cars Muhammad?
Anonymous No.213852662 >>213852835
>>213851988
It was just planes that were radicalized after a layover in KSA
Anonymous No.213852703
>>213845877 (OP)
There’s no way you could gas up 6 million cars in under 4 years during wartime rationing. The garages only had one or two fuel pumps each for God’s sake.
Anonymous No.213852834
>main bad guy is Caron
>other bad guy is secretly in league with Caron
>his name is Caronman
Anonymous No.213852835
>>213852662
does the government have authority to prevent the planes from having autonomy? if you are found guilty of treason, do they rip your wings off?
Anonymous No.213852865 >>213853028
>>213845877 (OP)
For me it's the assassination of Martin Luther Car Jr.
Anonymous No.213853010
>>213845877 (OP)
the Cars universe is the most retard,forced and nonsense lore in the history of fiction
Anonymous No.213853028
>>213852865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1m43KPeqUA
they certainly had a lot more guns than I remembered
Anonymous No.213853671
>>213845877 (OP)
Their pope is a Fiat 128