Thread 213846480

Why is there so much hatred for this little fella?

Imagine being Warwick Davis. You win a lawsuit against the internet for $14 million dollars and then the day comes for you to collect your check at the bank. You roll into the establishment like a wretched demonic acorn fallen from a corpse tree blooming in the depths of hell, and the banker sneers at you from behind his desk with well-justified disgust born of ancient genetic memory. He looks down upon you like a colossus in the vast distance, his hurricane breathing tossing you about like a dog toy. Undeterred, you board your hasty chariot made of an old matchstick box drawn by two centipedes and whip them into action with a string of dental floss. The noble steeds prove fast and unwieldy, you'll have to use your settlement money to replace them. After reaching the edges of the rich mahogany, you swallow hard knowing the immense task before you scaling such an incredible height. With sewing needles in hand, you begin the arduous eight-hour mountain climb up the side of the desk, stopping only for rest and a high-calorie nutrient feast of a single sesame seed. Along the way you are nearly crushed to death when a tumbling cascade of dust motes screeches by. But finally, after defying all the odds, you reach the summit. The banker detects your presence with the aid of an electron microscope. "Congratulations on your victory, Mr. Davis" he says, with the bile surging in the back of his throat. He writes you a check and drops it upon you, but the paper is like a comet sent by heaven. Instead of being smashed by the immeasurable weight however you are absorbed into the valence shell of a hydrogen atom. It must suck to be a midge.

>>213846480 (OP)
Is there?

>>213846480 (OP)
midge

I don't associate sadism with hatred, personally.

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps, run up, then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little flying through the air. As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

>>213847609
>little flying
Why the fuck do recent reposts of this exclude the "little faggot flying" bit?

>>213847662
To mess with ya

>>213846480 (OP)
He’s a miserable fucking actor and I’m sick of the world pretending he isn’t.