Thread 213847505

>>213847505 (OP)
>Let's get nuts

>>213847505 (OP)
>I'll have the white man's burger

>>213847505 (OP)
>You are The Founder™. You've always been The Founder™.

>>213847505 (OP)
He attempted to bring a lettuce leaf into the burger... so I corrected him

Low effort Founderposting and this thread won't get more than 10 replies.

>>213847505 (OP)
>a burger, cooked...
>...and served in under 5 minutes!

>>213848216
>and when the relish tried to interfere, i correct it too

>>213847725
Kek

>>213847505 (OP)
>A burger to go

It’s a good thing they removed the unique poster counter, now no one can tell this thread is just the OP talking to himself

>>213848800
this was me btw
t. OP

>Do mine eyes deceive me?
>I have only just requested a meal at this dining establishment
>Yet my sustenance has been delivered unto me posthaste
>Preposterous!
>How am I, a proper gentleman, to dine upon this nourishment without the use of utensils?
>And whence am I to imbibe it?
>In my automobile?
>At the promenade?
>At my domicile?
>Why, surely you jest my good lad!

>>213848464
>>213848800
>What happens if I don't like the thread?
>You just... accuse them of samefagging

>But what if the thread keeps getting bumped?
>You accuse them of being Indian, cope, seethe... whatever you like!

>>213847505 (OP)
>Ai wood like tu bai a d'hambehder

>>213848464
>18 replies

>*ONG NONG NONG NONG*
>Thith thasthes like thit
>I mean I can definitely thasthe the burker and that part ith goob
>But mothtly I jutht thasthe the paper
>Why did you put all thith paper awound it?

>>213786732
Where will Founder look for his burger?

Stupid fucking thread got deleted before I could post this

>>213848653
I find the meme too forced, but this one was funny.

>...Where do I eat it?

>I don't know.

>Where are the plates and utensils and stuff?

>I have no idea.

>>213847725
>>213848865
>>213850773
kek this forced meme is growing on me

>>213847505 (OP)
>When you don't tell a boomer where to eat his burger

>>213848464
It's up to 28 now. 29 including mine, and not including deleted posts or posts that get made before I finish the captcha

>COME ON CHEFS HE JUST ORDERED, HIS BURGER SHOULD ALREADY BE HERE
>FUCK AHHHHHHH

>>213848740
>>213848865
>>213849109
>>213850773
can you do one of picrel so I can post it with my chuck founder rant copypasta?

>>213848653
is it supposed to be ironic or am I just being autistic?
My old copies of battlefield and C&C generals had something like 6-8 CD's each. Installing either one took at least 30 minutes.

>>213851346
Already have it

>>213847505 (OP)
Burger?

>>213847505 (OP)
>A nigger burger

>>213851429
hmmmm in my head this looked better

Imagine being Speedee in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Ray Kroc, you fuckin' smart, all intelligent with your reasonable questions and horrific scrunched up boomer face. I would totally provide excellent customer service with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is call him stupid and go back to work. Like seriously imagine having to be Speedee and not only stand at that counter while Ray Kroc flaunts his retarded question in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he asked you those questions. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, FOUNDER LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been serving nothing but a healthy diet of burgers and shakes and later chicken nuggets for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled forehead as he squints it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "brilliant (for that is what he calls himself)" business acumen, the business acumen he worked so hard for with personal lawyers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single customer at this restaurant before the McDonald brothers could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Speedee. You're not going to lose your future assistant manager career over this. Just bear it. Answer his questions and bear it.

>>213852611
I know, right? I might use the picture you provided, maybe it'll work.

>>213847505 (OP)
>Taco? Burrito? Crunchwrap? Gordotas? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MAN? SPEAK ENGLISH YOU’RE IN AMERICA.

>Sir, we don't serve crab legs
>And I don't even know what a "Kinoplex" is
>You must have me confused with someone else
>Also, I know it's the 1950's but I would really prefer if you didn't use that word

>>213852623
8/10 but you missed
>And then the director calls for another take,
So close to gemmy

>>213851493
>What's this?
>I don't know
>Where's the the silverware and plates and everything?
>I don't know
>Where do I eat it?
>I don't know

>>213848750
kek

>>213848865
This was good

>>213851493
>Did ya think SpeeDee was your friend, Stayvun?
>i don't know......
>No more holding up the line, Stayvun

>>213851417
c*nsoles

>>213847505 (OP)
Literally the best and funniest meme on /tv/ and it makes the jannies seethe every time

I JUST ORDERED THIS BURGER FIFTEEN SECONDS AGO YOU SICK BASTARD

your unfunny spam will never be a meme, schizo, no matter how many times you post it. And as soon as you sleep, it slides without your samefagging, is never posted again, and is forever forgotten as trash.

You spend all day, everyday, wasting your life doing this. Thats the joke everyone is laughing at. You.

>>213853229
>seething, formerly sense of humor

>>213853229
>Sir... are you retarded?

>>213853229
Instead of coping and malding, you should start doing this

>>213853229
The very picture you posted undermines your entire argument

>you...put these nutrients into your body?
>but, when do you regenerate?
>how can you return to the Great Link?

Why do people even eat fast food?

>>213853157
kek

>>213853265
>>213853296
>>213853334

meds

>>213853360
Your retardation undermines your understanding of memes. Your spam will never be a meme. Also: meds

>>213853413
Because it's only 35 cents for a burger, french fries and cola

>>213853334
I always preferred doing this though

>>213853445
on what fucking planet

>>213853413
lazy niggers can't be bothered to go grocery shopping let alone actually cooking

>>213853444
imagine seething at a joke this badly. Maybe the jokes on you LOL

>ruins the United States
Fuck you founder

>>213853229
>he still thinks it's the baskinfag

>>213851429
how do I learn to merge faces like this? Although I dont' use Photoshop, I use every now and then Photopea
>pic related
I am surprised there is no photoshop general on 4chan.

>>213853452
for me it's this

Funny how this meme went away for a while and now its back in full force

>>213853452
he always make that face

>>213853445
and then the future happened...
>YO, WHY DON'T YOU TRY FATBURGER FROM NOW ON. GET YOURSELF A CHEESE WITH FRIES FOR ONLY $25.95, WHEN YOU USE THE APP, FAGGOT

>>213853619
Use magnetic lasso tool, feathering, and smudge tool

>>213853619
Just use Grok and have your AI slave do all the work for you

>>213853489
it’s not funny. It wasn’t funny the first time you posted it and it isn’t funny this 1000th time. It’s spastic samefagged retardation. Understandable you can’t tell. You’re seriously mentally ill.
>you’re brown
Proving the leaked mods chat logs right, you’re that same schizo. Self hate is sad, Sanjay. Spend some rupees on meds and mental health help.

A reminder this organic Founderposting meme thread is obviously about the same American entrepreneur that incessantly flooded the planet with hamburgers and “fries,” and Coca-Cola and the “Speedee” service system and endless (similar) goyslop .. pretty much all forced restaurants in the McDonald's franchise.

Search "Ray Kroc founder McDonald's" (no quotes), it’s all the relevant search terms if you want to learn the story of McDonald's founder Ray Kroc yourself.

Ray was obviously a genius, passionately committed to expanding the McDonald's franchise and accruing massive wealth. He recognized the potential of a "fastfood restaurant" (like hurrdurr people don't want to wait 20 minutes for food) and built a fast-food empire, with 16,000 restaurants, in 50 states, in 5 foreign countries, with an annual revenue of in the neighborhood of $700,000,000.

His MO is always the same:
- keep buying up plots of land where he wants to build a McDonald's
- leases said plots of land to franchisees who as a condition of their deal, should be permitted to lease from him and him alone (McDonald's is one of the largest real estate owners in the world)
- receives a steady, up-front revenue stream .."money flows in before the first stake is in the ground"
- has greater capital for expansion, which in turn fuels further land acquisition, which in turn fuels further expansion "and so on and so on" .."land, that's where the money is"
- gets angry when when franchisees deviate from McDonald's standard in service and quality ... uses the terms of the lease agreement to exert control over the franchisees

Successful businessmen always exhibit persistence and determination. Now that you know it, you'll see it. It's obviously him.

Honor his contributions and innovations in the restaurant industry and continue Founderposting.

>>213853616
We Founders™ would never go that low. We're a quality meme.

>>213853669
He's still crying LOL

>>213853696
Sigh, I wish I could one day become a Founder, sigh

>>213853696
>This thread is actually 10% too crisp

>>213853669
>I don't find this meme funny so therefore nobody else finds it funny either

Don't you have a marble to look for, Sally?

>>213853753
All the Founders have been Founded. I think we missed our opportunity, anon...

>>213853786
It’s not a meme, milhouse. No one posts it but you.

>What is this OBJECT?
>Is that shit? DID YOU SHIT?
>POOP A SHIT IN MY BURGER?!

>Sir...who the hell are you

>NO-NO-NO.. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING WHEN YOU CAME PULLIN IN HERE ON YOUR LITTLE GOLF CART DID YOU SHIT A POOP IN MY HAMBURGER??

>>213853786
It’s not funny, sethy. No one replies, but you.

>>213853761
10% too crusted.

>>213854089
Do they explain what that green thing is?

So I fuck the sandwich, is that right?

>>213854154
Just one of the many forgotten plot lines of the movie. Hollywood really needs to figure their shit out.

>>213854106
founderposting is too high brow for sethy bitch to come up with

>>213854236
He'd just post some dumb shit like FoundR, or rocking the foundies

>>213854236
Possibly. It’s very high caste. But all definitely Indian. Indian sense of humour. Indian relentlessness and lack of self-awareness.

I still can't believe that this actually happened

>The bag! You opened it, we came!
>No ketchup, please. It's a waste of good condiments

>>213854309
I mean you know how poos have no sense of social space or interaction? The way they invade spaces without any regard to others? Hit up girls and harass them, and try to play tough guy with men before crawling away, and then do it over and over again completely oblivious that they’re the problem? Think theyre funny, not irritating? Literally shitting up the streets?

Oh yeah. Hes definitely Indian. It’s Jeet spam.

>>213847505 (OP)
You’re not a hamburger, you’re a cheeseburger. You nasty fuckin greasy bitch
https://youtu.be/kX-bD5v1sZg?feature=shared

>>213854325
>Sir, please don't put your penis in the burger, this is a family establishment
>Yes, it's... it's quite massive, sir, very impressive
>Yes, I definitely got your "Big Mac with extra meat" joke, there's no need to explain it to me
>Of course, sir
>No, I'm sure most women do prefer uncut men
>There's no need to shout
>Sir, please, I'd love to discuss this more, but I have other customers in line

>>213854697
>We should make the slogan of this place "WE HAVE THE MEATS" hahaha get it?

>>213853188
>BluRayCroc

>>213854697
kek

>>213854809
>Yes, that's a very large penis sir
>No, of course I enjoy looking at it sir, in fact I'm... I'm lovin' it.
>I'm sorry?
>Repeat what I just said?
>Uhh... I'm lovin' it?
>What do you mean, "I'm a genius"?

>>213847725
>I did uhhh huuuuh what? I foundered what?
>............
I did uhhh huuuuh what? I foundered what?

>>213847505 (OP)
>HEEERE'S KROCCY

>>213855436
>tfw when he doesn't know what to wipe with

>>213855436
>gif me one thousand burgers

>>213852644
please and thank you

>>213849052
hey, that's not Peter Sellers!

>>213854325
his reaction at 0:36 when Speedee boy tells him he can eat it in his car kek

>>213855680
>It's dat Founder™! Ray Kroc!

>>213855864
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those orders. I knew I just ordered it. 10 seconds after I said it. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the counter to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That vanilla cone! Are you telling me that an ice cream machine happens to break like that? No! He orchestrated it! Speedee! He defecated in the burger! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own restaurant! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since I ordered, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the pickles! But not our Speedee! Couldn’t be precious Speedee! Serving them blind! And HE gets to be a fry cook? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You-

>>213856237
Fix the teeth and it's good

>>213856328
You're gonna have to deal with it or go to /r/, senpai I ain't that good with computers and plus I'm really lazy

>>213856522
Nice. Did you do this with AI?

>>213847505 (OP)
first time the founder meme made me laugh good job

>>213856550
No I simply willed it into existence
Such is the power of a level 80 Founder™

>>213847505 (OP)
Just how POWERFUL is the Founder meme becoming?!

>>213856522
Cancel him! Right away!

Do you think the actor that plays the McDonald's guy knows about all this shit?

Do you think Michael Keaton does?

>>213847505 (OP)
POST MOR FUNNI FOUNDAR MEME SAAR! YOU MAKE JAI HIND PROUDS, BROTHER. ALSO MOR MANS ANUS SEX. SOOOOO YAAR!

>>213856819
No. Why would they know about a /tv/ meme that's only like 5 months old

>>213857076
Because /tv/ is the cultural capital of the internet world

>>213857076
not a meme. it retarded spam flooded by a mentally ill / disabled jeet. Hello, Seth- … I mean Sanjay.

>>213857119
Uh huh -_-

>>213856972
>Is there a closet in the back? One I could hang myself in?

>>213857145
The anti Seth poating is spam just as much as Baskin poating is. I wouldn't consider any of those memes but I consider founderposting to be a meme, just a forced one

>What if a thread makes me seethe? Do I ignore it?
>No, you bump it.
>Bump it, what is that? Some kind of beatnik music?
>No, you type a response. Then you type the caption in the field beneath your response. And then you click 'Post' on the bottom right corner.

>>213857182
No spam, no anti-spam. Sanjay shits up the catalogue (that what do, just shit), his spam gets spammed. Simple as. I figure that’s too hard for browns to understand. Can you figure it out?

>>213857145
I'm saying this to you as a friend
You're obsessed with the fact that a meme you do not like is becoming popular on your favorite website and "ruining" it, and it's making you deranged
You're no different than a tumblr tranny who hates Donald Trump. You're letting it take over your whole life. It's unhealthy. You need to accept the fact that some people like things that you do not like and move on

>>213857234
Now this needs to become a classic

>>213857259
Seething lmao just report and hide the thread faggot

>>213857234
>not having a pass

>>213857259
it's honestly impressive how much this one guy has been seething and coping at memes on 4chan

>>213848464
I am sad to announce that this anon has killed himself

>>213848865
kek

>>213851493
>YOUR SEASME SEED WAS THERE STAYVUN

>>213849109
nice

>>213848464
LOL imagine being this fucking wrong, whata retard

>>213857538
>>213857711
>>213857329
U mad, Sanjay? Spend rupees, take meds. Your unfunny jeet posting will never become a meme no matter how often you shit (that’s what jeets do) and samefag, day in day out.

Also: sneed.

>>213857989
sneeds not funny

>>213857989
Cram a burger. Cram two.

>Yeah uhhh I'd like to return my food. This was the wrong order Speedee you dumb little FUCKIN IDIOT you FUCKED my order up you DIPSHIT DUMB MOTHERFUCKER how fucking hard is it you ditz you daft DUMBASSS
>I clearly ordered the root-beer and you gave me the orange-aid
>I'LL KILL YOU SPEEDEE

>>213858053
Take meds, Sanjay. Take two. (But you’ll still be brown)

Sneed.

>>213858081
Trying too hard, not funny

>>213858184
>The FUCK did you just say to me Speedee you little worm?

>>213858081
>i vanted root-beer, the speedee gave me orange-aid

>>213850883
Every other 4chan meme starts as a forced meme.

>>213858524
But those memes are funny. Indians aren’t funny, Sanjay. This is just retarded samefagged mentally ill jeet spam.

U mad? Cope.

Sneed.