Our Guy Argyle edition

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>>213848796 (OP)
Can't believe Riker stole this guy's beard and took all his power

star trek sex with shran

I heard the Journey's End is the best Star Trek episode. Better than any episode of every show. Is that true /trek/?

It was Wesley's last episode.

>>213848952
Havent watched it but the answer is the Inner Light

>>213849058
Kinda boring.

>>213848952
I like pathfinder
Making contact with earth after all that time was pretty emotional

>>213848796 (OP)
Whatever happened to this guy? Why was there a revolving door of chief engineers onboard the Enterprise in the first season?

>>213848796 (OP)
Is Orville in the same universe as star trek

>>213849123
Trials are overseen by embarked specialists from Utopia Planitia

>>213849123
It was one of the ways the producers tried to avoid repeating the TOS formula. Not only no Kirk-Spock-McCoy trifecta but no Scotty either.

>>213848952
Best episode is The Defector

>>213849123
Raped WIl Wheaton

>>213848796 (OP)
>have you seen Carey? I keep trying to reach him but he won’t return my subspace calls and the last time we spoke he told me he was having some issues with a half-Klingon ex-Maquis. I’m worried bros

>>213849117
Its really good at the end tho

Q is best deity

>>213849343
>Ok thanks Carey we'll let you know when your character is needed again.
>6 years later:

>>213848952
TNG? I like The Wounded

The Doomsday Machine otherwise.

>Voyager does Christine
Pretty kino

>>213849425
Nah. I like Q but he definitely overstayed his welcome

Guys I'm trying to watch DS9 for the first time and I finished the first episode but I'm struggling here. I like the premise and everything but I find myself getting bored, what's in store for me? Do I just need to stick it out?

>>213849520
what u need to do...is go talk to Worf

>>213849520
Short answer: yes. The first couple seasons have pacing issues but it gets better, then worse, then much better, then much worse. You’ll love it

>>213849520
We're doing a /trek/ watchalong now, 1 episode per day at 10pm EST.

But it's only served to remind me how rough the first season really is. It's been shit episode after shit episode but they're entertaining at least in a way, watching the actors figure out the characters, things like that.
You gotta stick it out. S2 is a big improvement and you get Duet towards the end of S1.

>>213849520
I love season 1 as much as the later seasons, it was nice on a rewatch to have these standalone storylines before it became totally war-focused

>>213849591
We're up to the O'Brien storyteller episode and the only decent episodes so far have been the pilot and Move Along Home (which most people hate but has acquired tasty meme value for me)

>>213849591
>>213849615
And I guess the tosk episode but really it's kind of just Hugh again isn't it, and without the interesting interplay of conflict internally for Picard

>>213849177
Yes

Posting Freighters

i like the Groumall-types.

>>213850114
They certainly got their mileage out of it

>>213850124
Fug forgot image

I am starting to think that VOY might legit have had the most unique ships in its run?

>>213849520
Season 2 is a big improvement overall, and season 3 really kicks things into high gear

Shes built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

>>213850400
But they only serve hasperat!

>>213849506
>Super Smash Bros

and finishing with the Merchantman as there are too many freighters that are just the same model reused and the rest I can think of is nutrek shit so they ain't real trek freighters.

>>213849520
There's a few duds, but S1 will let you become familiar with the characters
If you can make it through S1, you will enjoy the rest of the show until the very end

i'm anticipating that episode where Bashir tries to fuck that alien with glass bones and paper skin. i don't remember if it's S1 though

>>213848796 (OP)
>People fight tooth and nail that enterprise is not bad
>Watch some of it
>It's a vulcan aids episode
What is this overly modernized slop?

>>213849480
My only issue with this was
>oh good it's another Tom is an idiot and going to regress 6 seasons of character development episode

>>213850503
Neelix's ship is cool
The baxial

>>213850951
It is definitely borderline nu
But it has some very likeable episodes and interesting use of cg with good sets and prosthetics
Sort of end of an era start of an era type of show

>Borg assimilate a Klingon General
>He proceeds to break free of the Collective, hijack a Borg Sphere and wage a guerilla war against them with other liberated Borg
Aside from the implication that the first and only time the Borg assimilate a Klingon it is shown to go hilariously wrong, I would have loved to have seen more of his antics.

>>213850951
Also
https://youtu.be/-mNuudrDiDg
>0:30
Hoshi nips

>>213851228
The implications are indeed humorous

>>213850679
It's in the first half of S2
Trash episode but the Klingon restaurant scenes are kino

>>213851329

>>213851611
>curses out restaurant owner for serving half-dead RAKHT
>haha i love a girl who knows what she wants
>tosses the bad shit over his shoulder and gets her fresh
it's the little things that make even the bad episodes more enjoyable

DS9 set the stage for nutrek.

>>213851748

>>213849452
Reminder that the only reason they brought him back was specifically because they forgot they didn't kill him off

ENT WAS TRVE TREVK

>>213849452
>>213852189
yep lol
they kept bringing back for all the times they time travel back to season 1 and assumed he died

>>213849615
The finale arc with the Bajoran military going rogue is pretty good but yeah S1 is mostly forgettable. Babel and the one that introduces the Nagus are good too imo

ds9 s1-4 > ds9 s5-7

how sad for the ones who give up on DS9 before they ever meet the best character

>>213852189
Voyager brought back more side characters just to kill them than The Americans

>>213852436
Read that in his voice

>>213852497
you mean ds9

homas Riker (sent to a cardie camp, never seen again)
Lwaxana Troi (unrequited love with Odo, goes back home, final appearance of Majel)
Q (worst Q episode ever, punched by Sisko)
Vash (part of worst Q episode ever, final appearance on Star Trek)
Kurn, Son of Mogh (mind wiped against will, life ruined)
Gowron (acts erratically, unceremoniously killed by Worf)
Kor (gets treated as a burden by Mortok because he's old, gets sent to some random assignment i.e. Scotty in TNG'd)
Koloth (killed)
Kang (killed)
Alexander (grows up to be an absolute joke in the klingon empire)
Duras Sisters (typrical sister stuff, get busted doing illegal deal)
Toral Duras (shows up briefly, gets thwarted)

I didn't count brief cross over cameos like Nechyav and Picard, only guess stars who were involved with an episode beyond one scene. I also didn't count series regulars like Worf and O'Brien. In DS9's 12 instances of cross-over TOS/TNG characters, 10 of them were either killed off (Koloth, Kang, Gowron) or completely shit on (Thomas, Lwaxana, Q, Vash, Kurn, Kor, Alexander). Only the Duras siblings were treated with their usual fare and their cameos were very light so there wasn't much room for DS9's writers to shit on them.

>>213852547
2 out of 3 Lwaxana appearances were good though.

>>213851205
>>213851274
Do they ever do a reverse of the tng trope where they beat the snot out of a lower tech ship?
Seems to me they manage even higher tech races out of sheer "human gumption" even when they don't have shields.

>>213852547
Only two of these are questionable or bad and that's Kurn and Gowron.

Imagine saying Kor, Koloth, and Kang's send-offs were bad -- three characters who were absolutely dead and buried and only ever saw the light of day because the DS9 guys were such fans of theirs from TOS.
Your opinions are so terrible that I just know you're a Nu Trek spammer.

nutrek continued the ds9 by only introducing legacy characters so they can either be killed or completely ruined

now tell us how good Lower Decks is, go ahead schizo

get it all out

Voyager Chads, WE'RE FUCKING BACK

https://youtu.be/s-0brgSYDEM?si=lzKPrDDcOyZrXt-B

Which franchise has been ruined worse? Trek or Wars?

>>213853139
lower decks is shit, also >>213853107
>>213852547

>>213853140
Holy kino, what an unexpected treat

>>213853140
who the FUCK asked for a Voyager game?

seriously, everyone knows the Dominion War is the best setting for a game

I leave the thread for an hour and this is what I come back to. Freighters! Freighters everywhere!

>>213853241
No, you'll get another SÖYager game and you'll like it.

I would almost put SÖY on par with nuTrek. Almost.

>>213853241
>get to explore new worlds
>get to fight hirogen, borg, species 8472

>>213853172
Hard to say but will say Cuck Wars. At least Trek has some profitability to it still.
>>213853293
You're welcome anon!

>>213853172
Trek because no one was expecting a new Star Wars. Star Wars was a closed movie series.

Trek had a tradition to uphold.

>>213853172
I'd rather be in the hands of Paramount than Disney because Disney is never going to let that shit go.

>>213853394
Thanks guy. I tried to throw yous for the images but it thought it was spam. Freighters!

>>213853477
Well freighters often carry (you)'s in bulk :^)

>>213853140
Yooooo more classic trek projects is a good sign. Seems like the game projects realize nutrek sucks and makes no money. When will tv catch up?

>>213853389
>fight

you ain't beating entire space empires in a shitty science ship with literally no support

>>213853140
Notice how it's not a DISCOVER, or a STRANGE NEW WORLDS, or, Prophets save me, a LOWER DECKS game...

Very interesting indeed.
I thought those shows were massively popular and enjoyed by hundreds of millions of people.

>>213851845
He was good in Voyager

>>213853493
You’re alright

>Fuck you, HOO-MON
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>213854295
"Fine, I'll just take these 20 bars of gold-pressed latinum to Martus place instead."

>>213854295
Fuck his ears

>>213849506
Hate those guys.

>>213850064
>>213850078
>>213850111
>>213850154
>>213850167
>>213850183
>>213850204

>>213855063
kek well done anon!

>>213853140
>inb4 Voyager goes 2 for 2 on good Trek vidya

Why did the salt vampire kill it's husband after he argued for its intelligence? He wanted to give it salt

>>213855942
it needed salt

>>213855063

Some guy posted this in the /v/ thread, not sure if /trek/ fellers knew about it

https://borgremastered.com/
it's apparently a remake of old abandonware, a game with de Lancie as Q about the Borg that is basically an interactive movie/FMV type deal.
You can play it at the website above in your browser, going to try it out in a bit. Looks cool though.

Start trekking

>>213856379
I begged my parents to buy it for me when it first came out, but they didn't. I forgot about it until around 2010 and it was a pain in the ass to get working. Honestly, it might be easier just to watch a YouTube let's play since there wasn't too much variation and only one real ending

>>213857418
It's a screencap goldmine if nothing else, some good memes in here.

>>213853061
They get fired on a few times but rarely ever really get completely wiped by advanced species like Romulans or something
He's like the goku of star trek captains where his feelings equate to power level increases

>>213854295
I don't believe in the Talmud sorry

>>213857482
Oy vey!

>>213857482
That's enough.

>>213853140
Wake me up when the documentary gets an official release

i've been skimming through random episodes trying to find inspiration for new watchalong advertisements but it's hard

>>213853140
Correction; we're getting TWO new Star Trek games.
Star Trek: Infection
pros:
We get a Defiant class ship
We get to play as a Vulcan
We get nerve pinches and mind melds
Peak TNG aesthetic
cons:
It's VR
It's zombies
It's horror survival

The state owes me reparations and an end to the illegal surveillance

>>213857612
go back to /int/

>>213857568
Don't give up hope. Still to come is If Wishes Were Horses which is fun enough, and the season ends on a high with Duet and Hands of the Prophets, then season 2 hits the ground running with the Circle three-parter.

>>213857644
Fine

>>213857572
Forgot to link the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtwoOvjvbiA

Also our Vulcan's name is Ferak but I keep reading it as Freak.
Also the name abbreviates to STI, which is hilarious because it's a game about a deadly infection.

Lieutenant Captain

>>213852237
I like ENT, but it's a show that definitely shows WoT/Iraq War America hoo rah bush era along with BSG. Also annoys me that the entire crew are basically Americans aside from 1 Brit, and the intro doesn't show any non-American contribution to the space race, which is wild considering the Soviets were the first to do 90% of space shit.

>>213857955
>the entire crew are basically Americans aside from 1 Brit
i didn't consider this before but yeah that is bullshit. Enterprise doesn't really convey Earth being united at all

Akoocheemoya

>>213857955
And a Japanese chick, and a Vulcan chick, and a black dude who grew up on a freighter

>>213858057
>black dude who grew up on a freighter
he's still basically American

What are trek fans like?

>>213852436
Ohohoho how delightful!

>>213858275
i was thinking the other day how he started out pretty gregarious and like, light-hearted but as time went on and he had to deal with Dukat's faggotry day in and day out you rarely see him not being serious anymore lol. the joy and optimism: gone

>>213857955
>>213858020
I said this in the thread yesterday, but that’s an aspect I actually like about Enterprise. All of the other shows feel so otherworldly and far out from what we are today as a people, but Enterprise is a prequel after all. It’s gung ho messy American attitude and bumbling crew work for a pre federation society. They’ve only just begun to figure out how to do it, but they’re still overzealous babies who want to stick their hands into everything.

>>213858397
yeah nah that's not what I want to see in Star Trek.

>>213858185
I'll let you know when I find one.

I don't even recognize this place anymore. What happened?

Star Trek has literally always been a show about Americans in space.

>>213858420
And that’s perfectly fine. I enjoy it, but I know Enterprise has its problems and that it’s not for everyone.

>>213858185
mentally ill

>>213858500
>Decent
>Boring
>Boring
>Goofy but fun
>Decent

>>213858500
>>213858542
Concerning Flight is an excellent episode because not only is it a fun adventure but also shows a critically overlooked aspect of Star Trek's hologram sentience question.

>>213858542
Your take was considered carefully.
Thank you.

>>213858482
We got from there to here

>>213858659
What do you want, a 6-8 paragraph constructed response?

>>213857955
>which is wild considering the Soviets were the first to do 90% of space shit.
VPN off, Ivan.

>>213857572
Meh. I'll stick to Star Trek Online.

>>213857437
>>213856379
>>213856379
The only thing I remember from this game is that you get to kick Q in the dick

>>213858486
This is true. Never heard of a Starfleet Captain reading the Magna Carta to aliens or whatever it is Europeans have. I don't really care to even learn what it's actually called.

>>213858619
Also John Rhys Davies is in it

>>213858486
The Soviets may have had the head start in the space race, but by sheer quality control and success rate NASA smoked their asses and continued to do so well after the moon landings through the probe era.

>>213859167
How is STO these days?
I remember liking it when I played it years ago, but that it started to feel bloated around the time I stopped.

>>213848796 (OP)
And then he was never heard of again.

>>213859337
I just started replaying it about a month ago, actually. I got a lifetime sub way back at launch and I suppose it's been a consistently good investment when I get the itch I can always play. I really have no idea what the end game looks like at this point. I've been enjoying leveling every now and again.

>>213859306
Hey listen they gave us the only images we have of Venus' surface. in color even. The crafts then melted within hours. it's pretty awesome desu

>>213859414
Endgame is DPS chasing, cosmetics, and bitching about the devs either putting something good in a loot box or not bringing back old spaghetti code shit like the Foundry..

Enterprise makes me nostalgic for my space phase as a kid. It taps into that boyishly exciting optimistic tone of space program outreach that doesn't really seem to exist anymore.

>>213859471
>the Foundry
Ah yeah, I thought it was a cool idea but never played a single foundry mission.

Don't mind me, just a simple tailor passing through

>>213859591
Andy Robinson's manboobs are so fucking gross

>>213859591
steve from blues clues lookin ass

>>213859612
I’ll have you know that those are Obsidian Order Intelli-Tits, perfect for clandestinely storing information and wetworks gear. They’re also quite the rage on Cardassia Prime. 100% Salt Vampire fur.

>>213859798
Your imagination is really running wild on you tonight, constable Odo. I can really thank Bashir for my fresh weight gain, the more I keep my mouth full the less I have to talk at our breakfasts.

>>213859550
I tried playing one someone actually intended as a real story experience and it was the shittiest thing ever. After that I just used it for the achievements and dailies.

>>213858185
Have an unhealthy obsession with freighters.

"Freighters could be here" Travis thought, "I've never been on this route before. There could be pirates anywhere." The cool galactic wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE Nausicaans" he thought. Faith of the Heart reverberated his entire cargo hold, making it pulsate even as the synthesized wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of contact with other ships. "With warp nacelles, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>213853140
What is it?
What do you do?

My voyager sim is FTL

>>213857542
Sorry harv I didn't know you had a laptop in there

>>213848820
Huhuhuhuhuh

>>213848796 (OP)
Did Argyle get promoted to another ship or did they replace him as Chief Engineer?

Since this is a Star Trek Episode, what did you Cats think of this latest episode?

>>213860853
that's not star trek.

>>213860905
It Fucking says so right there you Cocksucker! You young Millennial and/or Zoomer Fuck! You Fucking Shitbirds better learn to accept this is legit Star Trek and it's part of the Star Trek shows history and canon!

>>213860742
He probably transferred to another ship to be full time chief engineer. That ship was later destroyed in the Wolf 359 tragedy.

>>213860943
it's ok to talk about snw here in good faith but you should just know and be aware that most /trek/nonnies don't consider it as star trek! sorry!

>>213858500
>TOS: Bombastic title taken from classic literature that sparks the imagination
>Everything else: boring, nebulous, one or two word titles that you skim over in the TV Guide

>>213861015
Why not? It's not Discovery! What the FUCK is this Star Trek show doing wrong!?

https://youtu.be/hl3-ZPg-JAA?si=BV04140oHgLC_I0c

>>213860853
Basically its funny that a bunch of green eco morons turned into something like the Borg because they thought Earth was dying but Earth turned out to be just fine. And everything they did was for nothing. It was stupid that Kirk felt bad for blowing them up. They deserved to get blown up big time.

Up next on my Voyager watch through, The Haunting of Deck Twelve. >Oooohoohohooooooo I'm a ghooooost

>>213859209
It's called: We haven't gone to war with each other in the last 30 years aren't we obviously more advanced than Americans?????? Look we even have a shitty constitution that protects immigrants more than citizens! One of us is even trying socialism and with constant subsidies from productive nations it's sort of working for the last 20 years or so! Aren't we amazeballs! In case my sarcasm isn't clear, fuck Eurotrash.
Step 1: Pick a fuckin language
Step 2: quit going to war with each other

>>213849177
nein
there no gay space niggers in actual Trek

>>213859483
>that doesn't really seem to exist anymore.
correct
because (((they))) made space fucking gay,
on purpose

hi guys just wanna say i love weyoun hehe

>>213857572
play Space Station 13 or Space Station 14 if you want to play a DS9 game.

Why are Neelix's cooking pots so far above his head and why are the flames so humongous? Does anyone cook like this?

>>213862047
He looks like he eats children

>>213862357
You're a civvie you wouldn't understand

>>213862379
You responded to the wrong post see >>213862357

>>213862357
You've never been in the fucking kitchen have you

>>213862357
Around Benkarans, the banquet waits, with knives in the dark and poisoned plates.

>Is this the voice of... mod?

>>213853195
So, Star Trek is basically space Marxism, right? No money, no poverty, replicators make what people need, etc. And "woke" is essentially cultural Marxism where identity has replaced class as the source of the "struggle". So, since both are space Marxism, what do you have against nuTrek?

>>213860943
settle down, beavis

>>213859427
Totally fake. That's just a picture of Yakutsk.

>>213862838
>what would a mod need with a janny?

>>213860853
I liked how Kirk and Spock were feeling out their dynamic, but beginning to settle into a TOS battle rhythm by the end. It also shows how Pike's need for consensus is really just idiosyncratic to him.

>>213863108
>YOU DOUBT ME?

>>213863108

>>213852436
>There's a Storm coming, Odo.

Data's mom episode...

in czech republic we too love star trek

>>213863296
it's a decent one
>they had to write a modesty program for Data

>>213852436
Combs is a great actor but Weyoun is a one note nothing

>>213863433
bruh there's literally 5 of them and they're all different what are you talking about

>>213860853
they could at least get a chubbier actor to play Kirk

>>213863288
https://youtube.com/shorts/IrAfq6Tl-6I?si=y8pv2sHbCuKGBVUh

>>213863471
>they could at least get a chubbier actor to play Kirk
skinny from kodos days

>>213863358
Is that Imzadi in Czech?

I really love "Silicon Avatar"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxuTqc1630o

I FUCKING LOVE DAMAR

What's your least favorite episode?
For me, it's Tapestry because it reminds me of what a pathetic nobody loser I am

>>213863986
Suddenly Human because letting a kid get his way just because he's used to being on a child abuse planet and has been sufficiently groomed to accept it is fucking insane

>>213864024
He was not abused, his human body was too weak to keep up with the aliens culture of fighting

>>213863986
Yeah man we saw the other post. Tapestry is a decent episode and if it makes you feel like a loser you need to take it stride and do something or do nothing and get over it. Just a show.
>That Picard never had a brush with death, never came face to face with his own mortality, never realized how fragile life is or how important each moment must be. So his life never came into focus. He drifted through much of his career, with no plan or agenda, going from one assignment to the next, never seizing the opportunities that presented themselves. He never led the away team on Milika III to save the ambassador, or took charge of the Stargazer's bridge when its captain was killed. And no one ever offered him a command. He learned to play it safe. And he never, ever, got noticed by anyone.

>>213863986
My life is shit but not because of being timid. That's a brainwashed boomer fantasy. Life is shit because of evil cliques with far too much power and the inherent fragmentation of decent people.

>>213859642
Thats the point. Look like a goofball and nobody knows youre an organ of the state.

Brent Spider fuckin sucks tbhdesu

Thinking about Romulan women again

>"Khan Noonien Singh you say?
>chuckles
>"Your great granddaughter wanted to fuck me, Khan"
>"Mr. Sulu, bring that up."

>>213863986
The dopamine headgear addictive game one hits a little too close to home
>/played 93 days wow

>>213864637
Im drunk so i get it but Data is my fvorite character

>>213864719
when he's not Data he's terrible

>>213864575
Go work in the oil field pussy. You’re a schizo. Not they political intrigue doesn’t exist but you’re sitting around coming up with excuses you’re not trying to fix even your problems let alone the world so stop worrying about it and go make money. If you spent all the time you spent studying Star Trek and staring at this thread studying and staring at the stock market you’d be a juiced that’s a simple fact

Lets begin. Tonight is a Kira episode about why Bajorans suck.

>>213864762
I am ready

>>213864762
S
E
X

with kira

>>213864762
The A-plot is alright but the B-plot is THE NOH-JAY CONSORTIUM FUCKING KINO!!!!!!!!

SELF
SEALING
STEM
BOLT

>>213861163
Nothing. It’s good and they’ve never even seen it. Getting into schizo territory they probably watch and like it but lie to fit in. Getting into sad territory they’re trying to fit in on an anonymous platform

>>213864786
Very agreeable

>>213864575
The fragmentation of decent people? Are you a decent person? Go volunteer at a soup kitchen if you want to meet nice people numb nuts

>>213864753
Im not that guy but i worked hard to get promoted and keep sweating and delivering and at 35 and 120+k/yr i learned it doesnt matter if your loved ones are suffering in pain 24/7. Hug your family bros.

>>213864856
You’re an embarrassment to the human race. Degenerate retards are the reason aliens don’t make contact. They don’t make contact for the same reason I don’t go to gay night clubs. You’re gross and weird and I know I’d kill somebody

>>213864902
>enabling mentally ill drug addicts to keep living on the streets makes you a nice person
Retard

kira is sexo, but im stepping out for the pre-trek smoke i missed because gordon ramseys new kitchen covered a restaurant <5 miles from me. The ads on fox say hes getting another new show soon too, when he already had two in a row tonight. Englishmen should not be allowed to consume cocaine.

>>213864951
Thats all they fucking do unfortunately

>>213864943
cool, I'm going to vigorously sniff Nerys' holes though lmao

>>213864943
>>213864902
>>213864753
Nur nur nur!

i hate bajorans so much (except Kira) it's actually insane

>>213864907
Get the rso fucker it’s the only real medical marijuana everything else is recreational. And look into non ridiculous alternative medicine. Diet. Go full scorched earth elimination diet. Go keto. If it isn’t psychosomatic it’s inflammation and the psychosomatic is usually the result of nerve tension from inflammation. You have much greater means than me and I “fixed” my back. The back is specifically psychosomatic in a unique way. Feelings of nervousness are symptoms of literal pressure on your nerves. It sounds too obvious and it’s laughable but it’s true. It’s laughable because the solution is so simple. I don’t want to peddle false hope but this is my experience. Also, buy her an inversion table me money bags. It’ll probably hurt at first but you do it every day and literally relieve the tension slowly. Gravity is pretty gay

>>213865014
No, you are not. You are a retarded schizophrenic and that’s a fictional character, cartoon spammer

Watchalong bros, I'm a bit late. What did I miss?

How many T-Hawk commercials so far?

>>213865142
I hate the cartoon, you must be having some kind of retard fit. Anyways, I'm going to sniff Nerys' butt with such vigor and such force that it will rival a tractor beam, Miles will need a subspace field and krieger waves to even begin to separate us, she will literally be lifted off her feet by the force of my suction

>>213865171
Y A M O K S A U C E

>5,000 wrappers of yamok sauce
I always pictured this stuff as being like onions sauce

>>213865254
Personally I imagine oyster sauce

>>213865254
for me i thought of it as yumyum sauce

>>213865199
Don’t call me retarded. You are literally retarded and you aren’t capable of altering that so you couldn’t possibly even understand what it means

>>213865254
lmao it's been so long I forgot we still had a filter for s.0.y in place from 10 years ago
>>213865281
oh yeah, I guess that goes with their fish-based diet

>>213865199
TLDR btw you’re putting porn on a blue board. You belong in a locked facility irl you’re a creepy little fuck

lol Nog keeps rubbing his hands like some kind of happy merchant caricature

>>213865241
They immortalized the cameltoe in poster board?

>>213865428
i noticed it too lol but i mean that's how the Ferengi on TNG when they first appeared were too

>>213865428
You keep virtue signaling to antisemites like some kind of Nazi caricature

>>213865404
Ugh, you again. >>213865014 is not porn. All the naughty bits are covered.

>>213865404
4chan is 18+ weirdo. It is not your safe space.

>>213858175
He's not much of anything, really. He's like if you could be culturally Esperanto.

What, Bajorans haven't invented the stun setting?

scantily clad women (of any species) are pure /trek/

>>213865457
The world used to be a better place.

>>213865585
I'm assuming they stole phasers from the Cardies so no

>>213848952
Duet

>Ferengi doesn't comprehend the value of land
this is possibly the dumbest thing in this whole show

>>213849506
I think you are gay

>>213852499
Kino

>>213865684
Because he doesn’t agree with your gay satanic philosophy you call him gay. Again you are literally a schizophrenic retard that belongs in a locked room permanently
>>213865522
You’re a pedophile. Understood

Sisko is a good captain uwu

>>213858385
Wayoun lost his smile. Only a fellow HBK fan would notice

>>213865891
Need a Damar edit of this

>>213853061
they mug damar at one point

>>213865985

>>213865999
The only reason he couldn't fight back properly was all the fine kanar he was affording on a Gul's salary.

>>213866021
no it's actually just because Kira is better

>>213849058
Not only is that episode turbo retarded in many ways , but the idea of anyone being forced into that mind rape not wanting to exterminate every memory of the culture that did that to him is insulting .

>>213866043
I like to bully him for being a drunk though

>>213866084
he wasn't a drunkie at this point in the show thoughbeit I don't think

How quickly would have Sisko dealt with Palestine?

>>213865850
I am not a pedophile you fucking loser. You sound like proto-typical trekkie dweeb. AOC in my american state is 16 btw. Bet that grinds your unused dick.

>>213866097
he was approaching DRUK levels, he blabbed to Quark all about how he was taking the minefield down

>>213865850
>again
This is the first time your responding to me. Who is the schizo now?

>>213865921
Incredibly based

>*skates up to you*
>Hey, nerd, have you heard about Turmeric? It's good for your bones.
>*does a kickflip and skates off*
What the fuck is his problem?

>>213866116
he would have told Israel to end their apartheid ethnostate or get gassed. and then gassed them.

>>213854295
"Suck on my worn , Bug-eater"

>>213860853
see >>213847285

>>213866173
bad bones it sounds like. probably short on cash too and needs to maintain his "famous but never recognized" stupid rich lifestyle. possibly just plain old narcissism.

>Kira just torches the guy's house
based ending

>>213866173
i have never heard of turmeric being good for your bones. what i have heard is that it's a very good anti-inflammatory which is just good for you in general

>>213866173
Can we put the turmeric in the Byrna Un-Gun less lethal CO2 launcher and just shoot it at people with bad bones?

>>213863883
oddly prophetic

>>213858020
It makes senses .The idea of a central and unified Earth Government will inevitably lead to the extermination and supression of anything but the central government culture .Similar to French Republics persecuting Breton , Occitanian , Basque and other non-Parisian languages , or the American Republics of the XIXth century persecuting Amerindians and imposing Castillian as the only language .

Star Trek is filled with Anglo propaganda .Journey's End has half the episode talking about how Hispanics are intrinsically evil and saying historically incorrect nonsense to justify it .

>>213858385
Anyone who had to endure long term contact with Dukat could not take it , being driven to slaughtering him .They would never commit suicide because the thought of him outliving them is revolting .

>>213866129
You don’t know what age of consent means. You are a retarded pedophile:). Age of consent is the legal age at which TWO MINORS CAN MARRY WITH PARENTAL CONSENT. You are gonna die screaming prison bitch. You got groomed by a mentally retarded pedophile and now you are a mentally retarded pedophile. Your ego has a longer shelf life than your brain. Go outside and bee yourself and get executed via curb stomp

>>213866184
You have schizophrenia and you are literally mentally retarded

>>213866373
that's why I like and respect him so much. he handled having to work with such a lunatic so much better than the average person would have. it was like a gaslighting arms race.

>>213866387
But who are you inviting to your slumber party? For me it's Naomi, Mezoti, Kid Ro, Kid Keiko, Kid Guinan

>>213866387
Not anon, but if this is the cartoon NuTrek spammer…props brother. Love this new angle. You gotta keep your bait fresh and this is fun. Posting the same recycled line over and over gets a little stale.

>>213866463
WEEEELLLLLLL

>>213865585
They are kind of bloodlusted

>>213865680
Makes sense .Ferengi culture claims to value Profit above all else but makes obsessively anti-Profit moves .They want to be the "greedy and immoral cheaters" but that kind of attitude fucks up good business .

>>213865680
>>Ferengi teenager doesn't comprehend the value of land***

>>213865999
She could have finished it in 3 hits tops , she wanted to extend the combo for love of the game .Baby killing terrorist is based .

>>213866463
Not memeing. Educating someone with a mental deficiency that they have been misled by people that are attracted to children on the internet. That is what age of consent means. What the law means. The idea age of consent means adults can get involved with minors is just not based in reality age of consent laws are consent to marry and not with age gaps. There are very few states that have the laws he’s jerking off to kids pretending exist in his jurisdiction. The Mormons and other weirdos. You act like we aren’t scraping these people off the street every day now. And you’re so fucking mental you think you’re normal because you only get human contact here IN HELL

>>213866271
That shit is nothing , she killed multiple Cardassian children .

Cardassians are Space Germans (Same way Romulans are Space British) , so they are not people .

>>213866451
Either he has some insane level of faggotry-tolerance or he took it all in the name of his fake gods .Either way , impressive mental fortitude .

>>213866387
I am a card carrying member of the aryan brotherhood and I only fuck hour-glass figured black female prison guards over the age of 35 you fucking puritan. Dont go out before 8 o'clock when my trek comes on.

>>213866459
You know you’re already in hell right? It only gets worse for you. Keep expressing to me how much pain I’ve put you in by trying to show me a false equivalency acted out on imaginary victims. Meanwhile I’ll actually end your life and move on to the next problem that needs solving

>>213866315
>elbow

Who set schizo off on one??

>>213866642
remember when he was like genuinely looking at Ziyal's paintings? I was imaging like what if some guy at work I cant stand and never gets anything done tried to waste even more of my time by making me look at some art his kid made at school. I'd probably fucking snap.

>>213866459
Keep confessing to crimes for which the punishment is death by torture. It’s perfect. Even if law enforcement couldn’t find any evidence a jury would need no convincing you simply hid it well after all these confessions

>>213866616
>>213866642
what's up with your punctuation bro

>>213866173
>>213866315
>Consumer Cellular commercial comes on
>Kari Byron is hawking old people phones
>lol old folks won't know who she is
>wait a minute...
>tfw you realize you are the old folks they're marketing to

>>213866767
Ziyal was one of the only semi decent things he ever did , that would be one of the only times I would not want to disembowel him

how have mods not rangebanned this guy after he's spammed every thread with offtopic schizo rambling and threatened violence like 30+ times in the past week? is he their son or something?

>>213866791
Aesthetic choice , it looks more orderly .

You will never guess what my Diagnosis is .

>>213866823
They want to kill you too dumbass everyone wants to kill you you talk about hurting children. 4chan rotted your brain

>>213866837
Retardation. What do I win?

>>213866823
>These are the trials and tribbleations we suffer, to go where no man has before...

>>213866900
Psychiatrically incorrect but emotionally and intellectually correct

>>213862863
So, since you apparently agree that Star Trek is space Marxism, and nuTrek is just the woke variant of Marxism, can we all agree that nuTrek is no more offensive than oldTrek, and stop seething over it?

Were they really too lazy and/or broke to design original uniforms for the post-movies, pre-TNG era? It worked for the movies in an action-adventure context, but I just can't buy ships full of Starfleet officers going about their normal exploratory duties looking like stuffy naval imperialists. The most effort the production team ever put into altering these uniforms was to just remove the collar.

>>213867040
please dont look into the procurement process for real military uniforms

>>213867040
It was simply cheaper to reuse the dozens of uniforms made for the movies when they wanted to show people from the "before times" (it also conveys it to the audience that these are from the "past")
In-universe it makes no sense because Starfleet completely overhauls their uniforms like every seven years

>>213867165
>In-universe it makes no sense because Starfleet completely overhauls their uniforms like every seven years
I dont believe they do. There are far too many ships and planets spread out across too far a distance. It makes more sense each ship recieves a uniform uniquely intreperted from the time and locality they depart from, with basic regulations that denote rank being universal.

>>213867347
Yeah but to use the TWOK uniforms with little modifications for 70 years?

>>213866823
You are a third worlder. You can be range banned. Tens of thousands of active users stop seeing ads if you range ban one American so we’re immune. That system only exist to police your third world ass we have actual laws and regulations outside of a tv show you fucking retard

nuTrek OP coming as soon as the 300-second timer finishes!

>>213867408
its my head canon, not how the shows are portrayed.

>>213867614
In my head canon the Enterprise-C crew was actually wearing a uniform that's like a step between the movies and TNG rather than movie monster maroons without the turtlenecks

>>213867449
we all know it's near your bed time, old man, no need to make empty threats

>>213867040
Someone really, really liked that uniform and lobbied to keep it retained possibly while on their deathbed, and it was only after they croaked that Starfleet was able to lobby for something new.
Kind of like how Sweden kept wearing tricorns for a literal century after everyone else ditched them, because it reminded them of the time they were boss.

>>213867736
must have been a texan then. the belt buckles and collars are awful.

Reminder: T'pawwl is a drug addict who injects rock into her neck.

>tos
1~2
>tng
3~5
>ds9
3~5
>voy
3~5
>ent
1~2

>>213867952
Close but not quite
>TNG S3-S6
>VOY S4-S6

>>213866315
Why do you keep flexing that you got a byrna? Someone could snort an adderall and walk straight through that without blinking and body slam you on your head. It’s less effective than a taser and tasers don’t work. If you shoot someone with a nine millimeter anywhere other than than the brain spine lungs or heart they are still going to kill you with their hands and take you with them. This is not a videogame. Law enforcement all carry super hot ammo that will pass right through the average man without expanding because they have to be prepared for giant fat strong people

Bout to start the latest episode of STAR TREK: Strange New Worlds. It's about a journalist so I am sure I'll hate it. But I'll hate watch it so YOU don't have to.

>>213865457
That's no camel toe

>>213868273
Can La'an Noonien Singh stop being so cute please? Early in this episode she's wearing leather shooting guns. But seriously, she's just the greatest.

>>213868273
If you stare at SNW long enough, you will find the occasional good episode in the quipfest, but it is not something I'd binge-watch.

this ep of ent blows. heading off early tonight, goodnight star/trek/.

>>213868471
This episode is, to my amateur, low-IQ mind, an offensive affront to the entire history of Star Trek. I can't begin to describe how bullshit this episode is. Although, to be fair, it's definitely not "quippy". Grimdark people might like this episode I don't know.

>>213868273
I'm about to check it out too. I've mostly enjoyed it sofar. It's a low bar to clear but it's easily the best of NuTrek

>>213867040
starfleet is a navy
also the uniform looks great and it's a shame it was never really used outside of the TOS movies