Thread 213848895

>character is an ex army
>proceeds to tell about his past operations in the middle east

>>213848895 (OP)
He was securing my freedoms, so I'll stop and listen to what the hero has to say

>ex military
>he just jacked off in a tent with some Mexicans
Has this ever been put to film?

>characters meet
>I haven't seen you since Fallujah 08

>zoom in on eyes
>flashback storytime

>>213848895 (OP)
>character is an ex army
>proceeds to have gay hookups because in the army he got addicted to anal sex

>>213848958
>a lot of good men died that day, mostly arabs

>>213848950
Jarhead

>>213848995
I remember...

>>213848958
Fallujah was 04 retard

>>213849018
>15 of my men all keeled over outside the chow hall
>my uniform was covered in shit, that was last we bought local meat for chili night

>>213849065
i was there in 2008 you fuckin pog, once a mortar landed like 6 blocks from us on some taxicab
>fuckin civis don't know what its like when the AC broke for a week..

>>213849065
>only one thing happened in fallujah
Fuck off zoomer

>>213848895 (OP)
Name a singular.

>>213848895 (OP)
>character is ex military
>talks about eating ice cream and watching sitcoms while working from the safety of a secured military base

>>213849065
Oh so what?
They just built a city and demolished it in one year?

>guy was ex military
>only horror stories he has about the awful grim miserable abusive nature of humanity are from his own side

>>213849402
"Most" of the action was Phantom Fury, which was pretty fucking crazy. They basically sent a bunch of 17-19 year olds to sack a city, the collapse of Saddam's government was pretty fucking wild.

>>213849431
Did Dick Cheney promise a share of the spoils and/or Arabian war brides?

>>213849431
Did Regular soldiers end up with any spoils from all of that? Or was all that pretty buttoned up by the military for higher-ups?

Those are the only relevant wars in the last 25 years.

>>213848926
*cue laugh track*

>>213849782
>>213849777
No. They just got fucked up burning human shit, inhaling toxic fumes, using depleted uranium munitions, and then came home, seethed for a few years, then started commiting suicide.
If you were a civilian contractor at the time you were having the time of your life, just getting hundreds of thousands (before modern inflation) to pop ragheads and everyone back home was forced by the media to call you a hero for it.
A lot of the vets over time have come to the realization they were nothing but thug niggers for a government that didn't give a shit about them or anyone else, which is why recruitment now keeps going through periods of extreme deprivation.

>>213848895 (OP)
the ones that go on podcasts and tell lies of their epic hard adventures is fucking hilarious and embarrasing.. especially when they come out with "I can't go into detail" yeah because it never happened you fucking dunce.

>>213849918
>That time the depraved serial killer that was discharged under questionable circumstances claimed he pretended to be retarded to avoid a military checkpoint
>That time he claimed to be on top of mountain but got orders to keep going up so he fought the Taliban in the sky
They get more and more insane and delusional as they start to believe their own horseshit, at this point they're just full schizo

>>213848895 (OP)
>character is an ex army
> goes to work in a real kitchen
>"This is worse than Iraq".
>gets ptsd from working on the line

>>213848895 (OP)
that's a pretty good trope

>>213849908
Lame. Romans did it better.

>>213848895 (OP)
>character is ex military
*wipes cheeto dust on his cover*
>i didn't say i was a hero i said i served in a company of heroes

>>213850535
Yeah it is pretty lame, the funny thing is we'd be way better off if we did just do expressly what you said. Go to war? Claim your brown waifu. Fuck her for the Empire. Collect your acre and enjoy your retirement in Afghanistan, our new colony.

>character served overseas in iraq
>he's psychologically healthy and well-adjusted because he spent his formative years in a disciplined, tough love environment
>he is an emotionally available spouse and caring father to his high-achieving children
>gets together with his military buddies to swap stories about their glory days
warms your heart desu

>>213850955
>On Xbox or Playstation?
>PC you fat retard

>character has ptsd after spending some time overseas
>every thinks he must have seen shit
>turns out he never saw combat and was just bullied

>>213848895 (OP)
>character is in the IOF
>Recalls slaughtering Palestinian children

>>213849908
Sometimes I regret not joining the military when I graduated in '05. I probably wouldn't have been in a combat role due to a disability, but hearing stuff like this makes me glad I didn't

I hate any character that is "muh PTSD" and they refuse to answer questions and just spazz out
save that crap for your therapist dude. stop putting that boring character type in kinos

>character is ex-military
>bad knees, bad back, half deaf, autistic

>>213852184
>Has PTSD because some nerd got the airstrike coordinates backwards and a "friendly" bomber wiped out his unit.

>>213849116
>AC broke for a week..
Yikes I was in Al Asad and would have died if the AC in my office broke

>>213854017
>joining the military with a disability
They used to kick out niggers with flat feet

fuckin hate civies making light of being in the service so much bros. i did two fucking tours in al kharid in 04 and 06 and these pussies wouldnt last 2 minutes in my fuckin world. these cunts never say shit irl always on internet real tough guys ok watch your best friend get specced out 44-44 with a poison tick right on the same time and talk shit then you soft fucking pussies

>>213848895 (OP)
>character is an ex army
saar

>character is ex-military
>asks for discounts whenever he shops
>gets unreasonably angry when they don't give him discounts

>>213854601
>making light of being in the service so much bros. i did two fucking tours in al kharid in 04 and 06 and these pussies wouldnt last 2 minutes in my fuckin world.
jesus tiddy squeezing human beings are insufferable (with their gay "look at me" show n tell bullshit)
>it's like "OK Mark, no one cares that you like penis, enough with the self aggrandizing you suck like the rest of us faggot"

>>213850024
>backstory of this guy is that he got bullied by niggers as a kid
kwab

>>213850024
Hurrr look how retarded I am, durrrrr!
>
Joke's on them I was only pretending.

>>213854601
That’s what I’m talking about brother, these civvie fags never took another man’s cock up their ass just to stay warm in a frozen nighttime dessert and it shows. I’d love to see one of these mommas boys finish jerkin and slurpin their battalion off while taking heavy flak from Charlie while trying to keep your fursuit intact