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Anonymous No.213849043 >>213849080 >>213849163 >>213849262 >>213849584 >>213850206
I can't find the words to express how utterly retarded the Down Syndrome Rex is. I can't believe this was designed, approved and reapproved through the whole production and is now actually in a Jurassic Park movie.
Anonymous No.213849080 >>213849168
>>213849043 (OP)
My impression is that it was unironically designed to look like a monstrous penis as a heavy-handed le man bad metaphor
Anonymous No.213849098 >>213849320
Haha yeah that was retarded right?
>DURRRRR I'M A D-REX HURRRRRR I HAVE 4 ARMS FOR SOME REASONS GNNNNUUUUUH
Anonymous No.213849163 >>213850097
>>213849043 (OP)
Especially when it only amounted to about 5 minutes of screen time. The fact that everyone's favorite scene in the movie is the T-Rex part really goes against the whole "people aren't satisfied with just dinosaurs anymore!" meta thing they're trying to push
Anonymous No.213849168 >>213850065 >>213850348
>>213849080
You're mentally ill. Absolutely brain fried from being terminally online. I hope it was worth it, incel schizo.
Anonymous No.213849262
>>213849043 (OP)
>smaller than a t-rex at the start of the movie
>large enough to hold a helicopter in its hand like it's palming a bird the next time we see it again (at the end of the whole fucking movie)
>seemingly gets even larger in some following shots of it in the sudden smoke clouds that have formed everywhere instantly before it showed up to obfuscate its retarded scale and bad CGI
>literally 5 minutes later or less and it's now the size of a t-rex again when it attacks marshala niggli

don't even get me started on the fact the movie literally cuts away when it's dripping, widening mouth is like mere feet away from him and closing as he screams in terror - and then when they try to escape he somehow shoots a flare towards them and they come back and he's just floating in the water waiting for them like nothing ever happened
Anonymous No.213849320
>>213849098
four arms are cool
Anonymous No.213849383 >>213849618 >>213850045
Anonymous No.213849404 >>213849550 >>213849618
Anonymous No.213849550
>>213849404
God the one big arm and the two little arms is retarded
Anonymous No.213849584
>>213849043 (OP)
>Mr. Hammond said all the children would play with me. He told me to wait in this room. Are the children here, yet?
Anonymous No.213849618 >>213850118
>>213849404
>>213849383
this is the bullshit i'm talking about lmao

it goes from full on 6-7 story kaiju that can fit a helicopter in its mouth to something that suddenly needs to open its mouth all the way to fit a person in. these scenes are seriously 5-10 minutes away from each other at most. hundreds of people's time and hundreds of millions of dollars went into this movie
Anonymous No.213850045 >>213850160
>>213849383
didn't see the movie but that is a cool scene
Anonymous No.213850065
>>213849168
Cal down, troon
Anonymous No.213850097
>>213849163
>The fact that everyone's favorite scene in the movie is the T-Rex part
No? My favorite part is with the pterodactyle.
Anonymous No.213850118
>>213849618
No the filmmakers didnt fuck up, there have to be a whole squad of retarD rexes running around
Anonymous No.213850160
>>213850045
It is
In a 2 hours uncool movie
I fucking hate that non of the latinos dies and they had like 10 chances or more to die
Anonymous No.213850206
>>213849043 (OP)
I bet my house it's going to be their "pet" next movie to raise autismo awareness or some shit
Anonymous No.213850348
>>213849168
Lmao the left STILL damage controls the fact that leftoids in industry have been injecting their propaganda into IPs for years

Keep coping