Thread 213849283

James Gandalfini lol

>>213849283 (OP)
Ey uh, you know, I’ve returned or whatever. At the change of the tides

>>213849283 (OP)
>the naglamir … whatever happened there

>>213849283 (OP)
"The little guy, the little guy wit the big feet, that little guy. I hear he's making moves on Mordor."

>>213849352
>my kid brother Thingol was killed by these short fucks and I held my tongue. No more, Elrond

>>213849283 (OP)
lol

>>213849283 (OP)
lol and kek

>>213849283 (OP)
>A boss is never late, Chrissy. He arrives precisely when he means to, ya fuck.

anyone still have the Uncle Junior Saruman pic?

gandalf the wop

>>213850841
>You come into my tower unannounced, you don't knock... and you wanna talk about hobbits? I got half a mind to throw you off this balcony, Gandalf

>>213849283 (OP)
>Gandalfini dies in Moria
it's sad when they go young like that

>in a little while we will have AI LOTR Sopranos
feels good man

>>213849283 (OP)
>All this from a slice of Lembas?

Do i feel depressed? Ever since the Elves left, i guess

>>213849283 (OP)
>You want compromise? How's this? Twenty years in Barad-Dur, I wanted raw fish from the Misty Mountains. I compromised. I ate ork shit off the dungeon floor instead.

Glorfindelimo predicted all of this.

>>213849283 (OP)
LOL

>>213851166
he never had the makings of a varsity wizard

He was gay, Frodo?

>>213849841
He was gay, Tim Bombadil?

>>213851130
kek

>>213851331
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS RING IS? SATANIC BLACK MAGIC SHIT

>>213849395
>Get the fuck outta here you morons!

>>213849283 (OP)
>this thread

is the reason why I still come to this forsaken bot-filled shithole

>>213852650
kek

>>213849283 (OP)
>Five fucking armies, and then we got this other halfling thing over in Hobbiton

>>213851166
He was only 2000 years old, just a kid!

>>213851166
WHEN THEY GO?

Run Shadowfax, show us the fuckin meaning of haste!

>>213856446
you heard what Sauron said about my dead wife Gandalfini?

>>213849283 (OP)
First good thread on /tv/ in months.

>>213856857
You been missing the Founder threads then

>>213849283 (OP)
>wooden swords? Get the fuck outta here!

>>213856987
If I wanted to post in the Founder threads I WOULDA FILLED OUT THE FUCKING CAPTCHA. You know, it wasn't long ago that you used sit in the catalog lurking.

>>213851130
>he never had the makings of a white wizard, that little apprentice of mine

>>213857146
>Elven swords? Get the fuck outta here
>honest, tone, they got some kind of magic, makes em glow blue or green or some shit.
>Fucken Lord Elron over heres suddenly an expert.

>>213849283 (OP)
>It's just like the regularness of this hobbit life is too much for me ya know? You ever think nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?
>Yeah and nothin ever did, can you give it to em Frodo?

>>213849283 (OP)
>Look Galadriel the Eagles, their flying, look at at em!

>So what? He's a good kid. Comes from good Númenórean stock.
>I just never pictured Arwen with someone like him...
>Someone like him? He's one of us! Don't tell me you were happier when she was going out with that — that Jåmáł Ginsberg, the Haradrim homeboy...

Is the sopranos actually good? BB was popular when I was about that age so I never watched it

>>213849283 (OP)
>Frodo could you take the ring to MorDOOOOOR

>>213856446
I heard the steward of Gondor is getting a 95 lbs mole removed from his Palantir

>>213849283 (OP)
>ya know tone, we could move all this stuff through the mines, take a little nethrill on the side, my cousin balins' got quite the operation over there
>I ain't working with no fucking dwarves, not even as a last fucking resort, don't bring that shit up ever again you here me?

>>213849283 (OP)
>Get off the Palantir. It's Saruman. It's fuckin' SARUMAN. "It would be wise my friend", I shoulda killed him right in fuckin' Orthanc. Elrond's guy got his facts crossed, they both arrived from Valinor at the same time, Saruman and Gandalf, ya understand? Two old fucks with long beards.

>>213857673
>I had a dream about.... a bird..
>a bird?
>yeah, a bird. like a strong, hunting type, y'know?
>and suddenly, my ring fells off
>this bird comes in, snatches it and starts to fly towards a volcano or some shit.

>>213849283 (OP)
Take it easy, we're not making a sword and sandal 'ere

>>213849283 (OP)
>look this guy sauromon can not send his army to eteras, you here me, where they at now?
>I'm sorry tone they aren't here, they left
>FUCK FUCK!!! Fall back to Helms deep.
>you're not gonna believe this, this guys some kind of grand wizard, breeding orcs with elves
>his beard looks like shit

Thank you for not being a faggot today, OP.

>>213852650
I almost had a stroke from laughing so hard at this shit. Jesus Christ.

I love memes

>>213849283 (OP)
satanic black magic shit

>>213849283 (OP)
Lol took me a second but I get it haha.

>>213849283 (OP)
>I asked this bitch for a lap dance and she gave me three

>>213857850
Sopranos is so good that it made TV in general the best its ever been for like a solid 15-20 years.

>>213849841
>Whats this I hear on the palantir that you stabbed some proudfoot in the Prancing Pony because he took one of your pints?
>Fucking Pippin
>DONT BLAME FUCKING PIPPIN

someone make a Vito joke. I don't know many LotR quotes.

>Hello.
>Saruman?
>Who?
>Put Saruman on the palantir asshole!
>Fuck you motherfucker!
>What are you polishing his staff? Put Saruman on the palantir.
>How bout I kick your ass faggot.
>Yeah that's right, palantir tough guy! PUT SARUMAN ON THE PALANTIR!
>Hey man there's no Saruman I found this palantir by the side of the road.
>WHAT?!

>>213859482
kek

>>213857850
yes. there's a reason people still quote this stupid show 20 years later.
its legitimately a seinfeld situation where you don't even realize how much influence it had on dramas unless you watched it as it aired as an adult, because literally everything has absorbed sopranos-ness since

Grond pepper

>>213859147
Tony stares at the picture of his mother hearing her voice in his head
>Tooonyyy, I told you he was Trixie, I told you he was false
>No... no... but Vito is our friend
>filthy Faggots *Whackem,*cough*Whackem
>maybe... he could do it
>Yes, yes!!!

>>213849283 (OP)
Based

>>213860040
>I don't wanna sound like an asshole but I can't really be seen in a place like this anymore.

>>213851331
LOL

>>213857193
Lol

>>213852650
lmao

>A: It was just a bit of fun!
>B: Did you see their faces?

Home is behind
The world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow
To the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight

Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fade
All shall fade

>The fuck....why am I up there
>...What? It's not you...

>Remember Gandalf? Gandalf the Grey? Your wizard friend?.......This ring of ours...
>I was involved in that?
>You and Gandalf, you two went on a journey...
>We did?!
>Yeah...
>Hm, that's nice!

>>213860417
If I were good at editing I'd mix pippin singing that song instead of Journey to the last scene of the show and have it cut to black at the end in time with it.
Kino, somebody do it.

>>213856153
LMAOOO

>>213860631
>Do you remember that ring I have you tone, I'd really like to see it again
>I'm sorry uncle June, I must have lost it

You know, Sauronman predicted all this...

>>213860668
That sounds amazing

Why is we on there? What's that, my precious? ...That's Baggins!

>>213858106
lmao

>This business with Sauron- we gotta destroy his Ring, but we need to do it quietly. That understood?
>I don't see why we don't use da ring, T. Walkin' it into Mordor just don't make any sense, no disresp-
>I should shove it up your fucking ass, Christopher!

I’m only here out of respect for my fawtha

I'm so sick and tired of hearin' you people talk about rings, rings, RINGS!

>>213849283 (OP)
I actually met him. He had almost a cali accent one of the nicest celebs I've met. The nicest is still Lisa Ann then William dafoe second

>>213861484
His actual accent can be heard in that episode during which he's in purgatory.

>>213861510
It's also in his Emmy. He was a legitimately nice person. He was probably 6'1-6'2 260 lbs when I saw him but not that fat yet. Looked like bane almost. I think the TV/film takes 10% off men then adds 10% on women
Bruce willis was 5'9 tops but probably 200 lbs like jacked up. He looked like a power lifter then you see him on screen and he looks semi normal. Or another one was ben affect who is built like giant. Even his head was massive it was weird.
Lisa Ann was probably 5 foot tall, 100-110 and was a triple d it looked. She was like a squeky mouse but jacked. She looked like a gymnast

>>213857850
yes and no one since james gandolfini has embodied a character like he did with tony soprano

>>213861683
Don't be fat and do drugs, kids.

>>213849283 (OP)
>IN THIS SHIRE BOROMIR IS A HERO. END OF FUCKIN STORY.

>>213857850
The Sopranos and The Shield are the only worthwhile TV programmes for a person to invest their valuable time on this earth on.

>>213861832
>YOU'RE A FUCKING STEWARD! WITH A DEAD MORONIC SON! Now where's the respect in that?!

>>213849283 (OP)
>And who the fuck are you his body guard?
>his Gardner
>oh looks like we've got a real wise guy over here, get the fuck outta here, what's your name you little prick?
>umm... actually...

>>213849283 (OP)
Good thread

>>213861791

Sharp as a fucking palantir!

>>213862005
>The Orcs...they made me get on my knees..
>They made you....SUCK?!

>>213862005
>ARAGORN IS JUST PISSING ALL OVER US AND WE JUST SMILE AND LICK IT UP?

>>213862071
dead

Sauron kills elves! He... he spreads darkness! He beats Golllums! You know what he did recently? He... he corrupted Denethor with the sole purpose of making this investigation seem like a personal vendetta. He may have assassinated Boromir. And that's just all in one month. I wonder what he's going to do today. I wonder what he's going to do tomorrow. This guy... this guy is just pissing... he's pissing all over us. He's pissing on you. What does it taste like?

>No parent should have to bury their child...
>...Alright, but you gotta get over it!

>>213849283 (OP)
Epic lolz
You, sir, win the internet

>>213862167
>How bout the fact that I hate my son?

FUCKIN QUEEEEEERS

Gabagool?

>>213861409
Underrated.

>I can not give you what you seek
>maybe you're a fag, ever thought about that?

West fold, whatever happened deah?

>>213851179
>2 more weeks!

>>213862615
His face is perfect for this.

>>213851331
>I told you a thousand times, I can kill an orc at 500 yards with a bow and arrow. But do I get any respect? No. That dwarf over there, he's counting kills like we're at some carnival game

>>213849283 (OP)
>James Gandalfini lol

>>213849283 (OP)
>are you in the Istari?
>am I in the what?
>whatever you wanna call it, the magic order of wizards
>That's total crap who told you that?
>I've been on adventures with you all my life I've seen other wizards, I've seen you go out at 3 in the morning with radagast
>What you never see samwise gamgee go do his gardening at 3 in the morning?
>So the gamgee's find a magic ring that turns you invisible and a plantir while they were hunting for Easter eggs?
>I'm in the fireworks business, everybody assumes your wizarded up, it's a stereotype and it's offensive, and your the last person I want to perpetuate it.

>>213851130
>gandalfini the boss
>gandalfini the fool!

>>213865496
kek

>>213849841
lol

>>213849283 (OP)
I dont know why this made me laff

>>213860095
perfect

>>213865496
Was gonna say
>did the gamgees ever find 50 thousand dollars worth of neethrill and a magic ring that turns you invisible while hunting for Easter eggs?
Fits actual dialog better, also bumping

>>213849283 (OP)
>hi... Farmer Maggot, we're from the north shire protective cooperation
>I'm kinda busy you guys looking for a donation?
>let him finish
>not to denigrate anyone but this still is a transitional neighborhood, demographically speaking, there's still a lot of black riders on horseback types
>And we merchants have found that you really should have round the clock security here
>isn't that what the Rangers are for
>They do their best, but they got their hands full your weekly dues will give you all the supplementary safety you need
>I can't authorize that
>What if some fool of a took hobbit comes in here and steals a bunch of carrots?
>look I know what this is, but I can't do it, every carrot is in the ledger and has to be accounted for, if it's not me it'll be somebody else's farm.
>man...It's over for the little guy.

>>213849283 (OP)
>Rohan... City of Horse Lords.
>Da fuck is dis place?! Looks like a fuckin' farm.

>>213866998
>volleyball coaches, restaurantoirs, these are no "made men"
>They look like they've seen to many bad mafia movies
>Or to few

>>213865182
lol

>>213849283 (OP)
>It's a pity T. Didn't kill junior when he had the chance
>pity?... it was pity that stayed Tony's hand
>don't be goin around questioning the bosses orders in front of me or the fellowship you hear me?

I think i saw a couple a haradrim runnin that way

>>213868076
kek

>>213866998
>What business does a boss a made man and a captain have in Satriale's? Speak quickly

>What did you ask from Lady Galadriel?
>I asked her to suck my cock, is she any good? What am I asking you for, you probably showed her how

>>213849283 (OP)
>A singing bass fish is a dangerous tool uncle June, they have not all been accounted for, you never know who may be listening.
>Why should we fear to hang it on the wall?

>>213849283 (OP)
>These are no ordinary street cops, these are F.B.I., their vests are thick and their ricco rule broad!

>That pipemoking piece of shit ranger- I cant' even say his name - murdered Boromir. And what did I do about it? My weakness ... sometimes I think it's in my ancestral line. My family took shit from the Numenoreans the minute they got off the boat ... Steward, that's my fucking legacy ... no more, Pippin, no more of dis.

THE STINKIN ORCS ARE STINKIN KEEN TO STINKIN KEEP IT STINKIN CLEAN

>>213865314
top kek

>>213862071
kek pretty good

>>213869016
One of my favorite passages from the book, fuck Hackson for removing it. It's up there with
>Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even more
debatable than the price

>>213859049
KEK

>>213861243
thats class m8

>>213861409
kek this thread is dynamite

>I'll tell you this, my estimation of Theoden as a man, just fucking plummeted.
>Give him a break, will ya? It's an emotional day.
>To cry like a woman? It's a fucking disgrace!

>>213865496
>>I'm in the fireworks business, everybody assumes your wizarded up

>>213865314
Fucking kek

>>213858148
>you're right, this is like a breakthrough, I'm afraid of breaking up the fellowship.

>>213849283 (OP)
fucking lol

>It’s the ring. You can’t take your eyes off it. I’ve seen you. You’re not eating, you barely sleep. It’s taking a hold of you Mr. Frodo. You have to fight it.
>Great, my own gardener! Fuck you, ya fuckin' whore!

>>213870989
>'EY
>he was a good king.
>he put food on the table for the people

>>213862167
Kek

>>213857281
kek

>>213871115
>One morning we were walking and I look behind, your head was right in the Dead Marches. Your hair was in the Marches, disgusting.

>>213872665
lel

>>213849283 (OP)
>This is for your ears only, and Merry’s, we’re gonna take out the ring of power

>>213857281
lol

blessed thread

>>213851166
>Fly, you ducks.

>You know, Turgon predicted all this.
>Who did what?
>All these problems - the Angmar, the end of the Witch King.
>Glorfindel. Turgon's the King of Gondolin.
>Oh right. Gond lindel.
>Glorfindel, and Gondolin. Two different things completely.
>It's interesting though, they'd be so similar, isn't it? And I always thought okay, King of Gondolin. You also got your tower of the king, and the square of the king in Gondolin.
>One's a royal dwelling.
>Obviously. I know, I'm just saying. It's interesting, the coincidence. What you're gonna tell me you never pondered that? The king thing with Gondolin?
>No!

>Lonely Mountain, Smaug's Treasure.
>Lotta money in this shit.

kino thread, bumpin'

You gotta b on your head

>>213876192
nice

>your cousin Balin, whatever happened there
>whatever happened there?
>the Balrog
>whatever happened there??

>>213862497
These two smoke each other's pipe weed.

>>213869554
awww come on that's brutal

...lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over...

>>213877733
they say he later died of Alzheimer's

>>213851130
you may control northern middle earth but you don't control saruman

>Malanturs...
>Mae govannen!

>>213878485
>Gandalf has fallen into shadow.
>Damn, we're gonna win this thing!

>>213874197
lol

bump

>Khazad...Dum...Bridge
>Right. That's very good. Khazad-Dum Bridge.

>>213868487
excellent lol

>>213849841
with the stuff i know i could write a book
what the fuck frodo are you gonna go bilbo baggins on me?

>>213861832
>>213862221
Based and Gandalfvanaugh pilled

>>213849283 (OP)
This woulda done numbers on 2010 Facebook Le Epic Memes page

>>213865412
ahahaha

Salted gabagool?

>>213881794
Ova hea

>>213862515
Underrated

>>213859049
>Its like the regularness of the Shire is too fucking hard for me or something
>Alright let me ask you a question... You ever think about... putting it on?
>Me? Hell no, Im a midget, not a mental midget.

>>213859152
Fuckin underrated lol

>>213866640
Goddamn this one did it for me, best thread in months

>>213857850
I just watched it for the first time a couple months ago and yes.

>>213876192
Stupida fawkin rules of war

>>213849283 (OP)
Good Saulonius lol

I don't remember either of the scenes well enough but someone should do Gollum taking to himself as Chrissy shooting his sponsor

And the Numenoreans, where are they now?

>>213860367
underrated

>>213884159
you can use chatgpt to pull up the dialog, then just change certain keywords to lolr stuff and there ya go. It's not that fucking difficult. I don't understand, it's not Vince posting you're just swapping nouns, it's a lotr/sopranos madlib it's fucking easy.

>I must be loyle to my Steward
>Legolas manuged to get the drop on him

fucking HOBBITS

>>213857850
It's great. It's a mix between criminal drama and dark comedy. I've watched it just a few years ago. It's way better than Breaking Bad.

>>213862071
Why did Sauron turn into a tower?

>>213885932
When you don't have a physical body or penis you get massive penis envy especially guys attracted to power. He's compensating for something with a phallic symbol, it's a stereotype for a reason.

See, He just told you to shut the fuck up. And he told me to go fuck myself

speak

>>213885830
SARUMAN! not in front of the uruk-hai

>>213885932
He compromised

>He created the Silmarils, is what he did. He was a brave Noldor warrior.
>And in this house Feanor is a hero. End of story.

>>213849374
>big feet, little guy
>a hit in any man's league

>and why should your songs be unfit for my halls
>come, sing me a song

>UP IN DA CLUB

>>213889696
one of the best ones in the thread. Bravo, anon!

>>213849283 (OP)
>You know how much it pains me to see that painting of shadowfax after what those orcs did to him

>>213889784
>One to Rule Them All more?

>>213852650
holy shit I choked on my saliva and almost ding-dong diddly died

>>213851331
hehehe, heard what I said 'dalf?

He was gay Sarurman?