Thread 213849561

She's actually right. Earlier in the movie the Fortress rotated to face the sun. He DID move the door
But you all just called my girl drunk and crazy.....

>>213849561 (OP)
Kek why couldn't the rest of the movie have jokes like this

>>213849561 (OP)
how is she still drunk, but super powered if they go to great lengths to spell out the super metabolism stops that? how did she get back if she literally flew into the fortress? shes on a red star planet, so would have no power and need a space ship. its a stupid gag that falls apart under even basic analysis. only for 65 iq monkeys to seal clap at and yell where the wyte wimmen at.

>>213849730
It's a movie for inbred children stop trying to inject logic and just have fun

>>213849730
She's not on a red star planet long enough to be de-powered, just long enough to feel the effects of getting drunk

>BLAAARRRRRFFFF
>"Clark! CLAAAAAAAARK! I made a messie....."

>>213849595
>i knew he moved that door, i just... couldn't prove it! you think this is bad? this Superchicanery?

>>213849730
She was blackout drunk when she landed. Now she’s just tipsy.

>>213849765
And then on her flight to earth she's exposed to a yellow sun for a while so it still makes no sense why she should be drunk

>>213849730
people have this moronic questions often,
they invent issue to seem deep
but the answer is almost always right there -
there exist type of alcohol that makes her drunk
There exist the right amount to be still drunk for X minutes even when getting back under yellow sun
Yeap, she drunk that alcohol in that amount


its like with RoP and that volcano
>achtually the dust from volcano has XYZ high temperature it would cook everything
Lets try this approach there
there exist distance that gets covered in dust but not cooked because with distance the temperature drops
Yeap, they were in that exact distance

Hypothetically speaking
Could you rape a drunk passed out Super Girl?
Would her Vagina lips be too strong to penetrate?

Nigger

>>213849902
>superman regenerated his punctured organs within seconds in the beginning of the film
>supergirl stays drunk for many minutes getting to supes
Nice try.

why is she wearing a jacket? superman doesnt seem cold why would she be ?

>>213850387
>superman regenerated his punctured organs within seconds in the beginning of the film
he is literally struggling and unable to perform anywhere near his best for quite a while

>supergirl stays drunk for many minutes getting to supes
she is bit tipsy

>>213849561 (OP)
The only reason I'd watch this movie is for cute tipsy supergirl.

DRUNK SEX WITH SUPERGIRL
>DRUNK SEX WITH SUPERGIRL
DRUNK SEX WITH SUPERGIRL
>DRUNK SEX WITH SUPERGIRL
DRUNK SEX WITH SUPERGIRL
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DRUNK SEX WITH SUPERGIRL
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DRUNK SEX WITH SUPERGIRL
>DRUNK SEX WITH SUPERGIRL

>>213850649
That's the guy's coat who she fucked and sucked on the red planet

>>213850769
That's rape

>>213850787
God I wish Supergirl would rape me
>Pins me down with minimal effort
>"You know, thanks to this planet's sun, I can go for weeks before I get tired~"

>>213850769
Why are you losers so obsessed with sex. It’s overrated.

>>213850787
>>213850823
bitty bitty bby

>>213850823
Because sex is great
Sex with Supergirl would be the greatest

>>213849561 (OP)
Shut up skank

God she's so hot

Bump

CRUNK SEX WITH SUPERMONKE
>CRUNK SEX WITH SUPERMONKE
CRUNK SEX WITH SUPERMONKE
>CRUNK SEX WITH SUPERMONKE
CRUNK SEX WITH SUPERMONKE
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CRUNK SEX WITH SUPERMONKE
>CRUNK SEX WITH SUPERMONKE

>>213849561 (OP)

I thought she was going to be in the movie and do stuff but she just shows up for 3 seconds at the end.

>>213849752
Only retards are ones expecting muh realism in a fucking Superman movie with a flying dog

Wish she was wearing the thigh highs

>>213849889
she flew in from the dark side

>>213849561 (OP)
That's not Supergirl. Helen Slater's version is a more accurate portrayal.

>>213849765
Could just stay indoors on earth.

>>213854443
Nah it's my Supergirl

>>213854443
That bombed and so did Supergirl comics and so killed her in the original Crisis

>>213849561 (OP)
I never saw anyone bring this up, schizo. People only posted "where's my dog?"

>>213855622
Well now you did

Monke a cute. Cute!

>nanobots can block Superman's optic nerves, stopping his eye powers

yet those robots can't come up with something to block his first pass metabolism? snort a few pints of ethanol, or inject it with a kryptonite-tipped syringe?

>>213849752
Good morning saar

>>213849561 (OP)
>Supergirl gets drunk on a planet with a red sun
>Superman can’t get drunk on Earth
>but wait, our sun is actually white with a greenish tint
>it only looks yellow because of the atmosphere
>and red/orange during sunrise and sunset
>meaning the sun isn’t one color, it shifts throughout the day
>Superman should get drunk at sunrise/sunset
>and technically have no powers at peak noon under pure white light

>>213857671
its yelllow sun by physics definition of main sequence stars you retard. just like red sun is a phase/red dwarf.

>>213857878
Isn't it literally about light color, though? Like Superman won't be as strong under red lights

>>213849561 (OP)
>WHAT DOOOO DORK?!?!?!

>>213857878
Yes sure.

why does she need a coat?

>>213857969
She's so perfect
She's going to save the DCEU

>>213858260
The Martian she let cum in her ass gave it to her

I can't wait to see Batgirl in this universe
>Walks into the BatCave with a miniskirt, leaking Starbucks coffee in her hand, and cum on her cheek
>"Sorry I'm late, had a Killer time with Killer Croc!"

>>213858391
since DC Martians are weak to fire, i can see why they didn't go for a HOT girl LOL

>>213857969
Brat needs serious correction.

>>213858655
She's a child