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Anonymous No.213850518 >>213850546 >>213850560 >>213850865 >>213851604 >>213853301 >>213853392 >>213853560 >>213853611 >>213853651 >>213853735 >>213853802 >>213853804 >>213853965 >>213853972 >>213854057 >>213854155 >>213854799 >>213854840 >>213855279 >>213855689 >>213856031 >>213856032 >>213856105 >>213856117 >>213856256 >>213856320 >>213856359 >>213856375 >>213856529 >>213856539 >>213856571 >>213856625 >>213857366 >>213857540
NEW PLINKETT JUST DROPPED
IT'S UP HOLY SHIT

https://youtu.be/0xeMak4RqJA
Anonymous No.213850546 >>213850568 >>213852137
>>213850518 (OP)
>starslop
kys
Anonymous No.213850560 >>213850568 >>213854507
>>213850518 (OP)
>reddit letter media
Anonymous No.213850568
>>213850546
>>213850560
Anonymous No.213850582
I'm not sure I want to hear his cope. He got what he asked for.
Anonymous No.213850601
buy an ad
Anonymous No.213850741 >>213855279
>>213850262
Anonymous No.213850865 >>213856064
>>213850518 (OP)
>Based space opera gets shit on by a bunch of whiny Star Trek nerds
>Disney buys based space opera
>Disney thinks whiny Star Trek nerds represent what based space opera fans want
>Disney fucks based space opera in the ass
There I saved you having to watch the video
Anonymous No.213851445 >>213854507
RLM troons lost
Stuckchads won
https://youtu.be/NHvDm-ZMthw
Anonymous No.213851604
>>213850518 (OP)
>New Plinkett video
There BETTER be some implied pedophilia and simulated ejaculation in here or MIKE STOKLASA IS A HACK FRAUD
Anonymous No.213852137
>>213850546
too harsh but I echo a softer sentiment
>starslop
gettith thee on thine face and pusheth on the ground
Anonymous No.213853301
>>213850518 (OP)
i recall him asking for this and liking it
Anonymous No.213853392 >>213853532 >>213854507 >>213854959
>>213850518 (OP)
say it!
Anonymous No.213853441
>apologising for the star wars prequel reviews
Holy shit bros george won so hard
Anonymous No.213853472
report eceleb threads as off topic
Anonymous No.213853532 >>213854081 >>213854097 >>213854152 >>213854201 >>213854379 >>213854507 >>213854987 >>213855008 >>213855473 >>213855574 >>213856423
>>213853392
Selling the IP to Disney was the most 4d chess move imaginable:

>Show to everyone and sundry that nobody but him can handle the franchise. Proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that all the nonsense about "saved in editing" was just that - nonsense.
>Nice cut-off point for the old-school fans of the IP. They have the perfect delineation for when canon ends.
>Get a shitload of cash.
>Thanks to Disney's ineptitude the appreciation for each and every movie you've made only grows with time.
>All the people shitting on you are now shown to just be jaded man-children. Bonus points: Red Letter Media LITERALLY shilled for Abrams to direct a Star Wars movie.
Anonymous No.213853560 >>213853583 >>213853668 >>213853835 >>213854007 >>213854507
>>213850518 (OP)
it's great that everybody loves the prequels now and this bitter old boomer can't figure out why
Anonymous No.213853583 >>213853614
>>213853560
Speak for yourself broccoli boy
Anonymous No.213853611 >>213854996
>>213850518 (OP)
Hollywood is so dead that we got a plinkett reboot
Anonymous No.213853614 >>213854507
>>213853583
go back to your subreddit mike
Anonymous No.213853636
Wow RIP RLM. what a way to go out with a musical number
Anonymous No.213853646
>Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after WWII.JPG
Anonymous No.213853651
>>213850518 (OP)
This is the Star Wars he wanted though
Anonymous No.213853668 >>213853733 >>213853734
>>213853560
He literally explains why
Anonymous No.213853733 >>213853856 >>213854002 >>213854507
>>213853668
Nah, he comes up with a bunch of cope
>Its just kids
>Its just fanboys
>Its just people Disney paid off
He can't face the reality that people genuinely enjoyed the prequels and only a minority of loud, angry nerd manchildren hated them.
Anonymous No.213853734
>>213853668
shut the fuck up mike you ugly midwitted flyover nobody
Anonymous No.213853735
>>213850518 (OP)
do you fags actually watch this shit?
Anonymous No.213853785
Who the fuck listens to these sad old nerds?
Anonymous No.213853802
>>213850518 (OP)
>mike coping by ironically saying people grew up with the acolyte and will soon worship it like the prequels
This might be Mike's Joker 2 moment.
Anonymous No.213853804
>>213850518 (OP)
>majority of D+ subscribers are in india
IMAGINE MOY SHOLK
Anonymous No.213853835
>>213853560
Wdym? He referenced people liking the prequels in the first Plinkett reviews
Anonymous No.213853853 >>213853951
did he shit on andor?
Anonymous No.213853856 >>213854012 >>213854042
>>213853733
If you bother to watch it you'll get to the point where he says that people respect the prequels for their unsullied vision over disney's corporate slop. He gives the prequels and Lucas some props despite disliking the overall product.
Anonymous No.213853951 >>213854085
>>213853853
He basically said Andor is what the prequels were supposed to be but George was too stupid to make it.
Anonymous No.213853965
>>213850518 (OP)
ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP

patreon money must be running out
Anonymous No.213853972
>>213850518 (OP)
The guilt must drag at them every day, the sheer irony of what they put into reality lmao. This is their greatest legacy.
Anonymous No.213854002 >>213854575
>>213853733
>He can't face the reality that people genuinely enjoyed the prequels and only a minority of loud, angry nerd manchildren hated them.

The biggest Generational divide between millennial and Gen X is their opinions of the prequels. Gen X were all adults when TPM came out. Now theyre a minority of fans who grew up with lots of star wars movies, so all that OT/OG talk is now peak Xboomer.
Anonymous No.213854007 >>213854997
>>213853560
Yeah and based on ticket sales everyone loves Bayformers.
Anonymous No.213854012
>>213853856
so he's an unprincipaled coward and a faggot got it
Anonymous No.213854042
>>213853856
>Lucas goes too far in some places and is crucified. Retroactively call him brave imaginative and bold.
>Disney scientifically crafts a product to appeal to the masses in a conservative and ruthlessly efficient way. Retroactively call it corpo slop.

It's a no win.
Anonymous No.213854057 >>213854206
>>213850518 (OP)
I've never watched an rlm or Plinkit video in my life and I'm not going to start now
Anonymous No.213854079
>ryan kinel cameo
lol
Anonymous No.213854081
>>213853532
>your trademark series gets obliterated
>your fans cry at you for years
>popularity/reputation is forever changed
>just another IP to milk now
>fatigue at an all-time high
>last hurrah was fucking baby yoda
For money when he already has a trillion. Star Wars fans will be studied for centuries.
Anonymous No.213854085 >>213854179
>>213853951
>He basically said Andor is what the prequels were supposed to be
No they weren't. Mike's a fat retard.
Anonymous No.213854097 >>213855303
>>213853532
They literally made a whole section dedicated to bashing the renewed love for the prequels as zoomers rejecting modern day slop and embracing the old stuff they grew up with, and that the prequels were still bad. Even defended the JJ shilling. The piles and piles of defensive cope was delicious.
Anonymous No.213854103 >>213854345
>oh-eddy-puss
Anonymous No.213854152
>>213853532
This, unironically.
Anonymous No.213854155 >>213854504
>>213850518 (OP)
>reputation in tatters
>losing patreon members every month
>suddenly resurrect plinkett
Fucking kek. He's getting desperate.
Anonymous No.213854173 >>213854345
Oh eddie puss
Anonymous No.213854179
>>213854085
>No they weren't. Mike's a fat retard.
he's an ugly talentless mean spirited midwit
Anonymous No.213854201 >>213854280
>>213853532
Andor is better than anything George did including the originals
Anonymous No.213854206
>>213854057
He's way too sanitized and corporate now. I'm half an hour in and their hasn't been one joke about his disappointment of a son, killing his wife, or kidnapping some cow. It's why people have started going to degenerates like the Critical Drinker, Mauler and Nerdrotic for their humorous movie criticisms. They aren't as edgy as Prime Plinkett, but they each have atleast some magnetic edge to them, and way more than what modern apologetic Plinkett has.
Anonymous No.213854230
maybe it's because I didn't grow up with their stuff, but I really don't give a solitary shit about anything of theirs besides Half in the Bag and re:View. anyone else feel this way?
Anonymous No.213854262 >>213854507
GEORGE WON
STUCKMANN WON
RLM FUCKING LOST!!!
Anonymous No.213854280 >>213855522
>>213854201
If it was that good, Word-of-Mouth would have ATLEAST capitulated it into a KPOP Demon Hunters tier cultural phenomenon. But it hasn't.
Anonymous No.213854312 >>213854366 >>213854507
Anonymous No.213854345 >>213857567
>>213854103
>>213854173
It makes you wonder how much worse this place would be if you could hear posts
Anonymous No.213854356
HOLY FLIPPING HECK, IS THAT E-CELEB NUMBER 789 STATING THE OBVIOUS ABOUT WHY STAR WARS SUCKS NOW? I GOTTA WATCH THAT IMMEDIATELY!
Anonymous No.213854360
>back in then nerds werent cool
>if you got caught reading a Star Wars book in high school you'd get your fucking ass kicked.
Not that extreme, but not that far off.
Anonymous No.213854366 >>213857228 >>213857487
>>213854312
Does anyone have hardcore proof of what scenes Marcia Lucas insisted on?
Anonymous No.213854379
>>213853532
you can't out chess the grand master
Anonymous No.213854392
>Still telling the same joke over a decade later.

Hacks.
Anonymous No.213854403 >>213854434 >>213854564 >>213856112 >>213856654
>unironically defends the acolyte
Yeah he's just trolling at this point
Anonymous No.213854407
Why do they always dress Jay up like this?
Anonymous No.213854434 >>213854497 >>213854524
>>213854403
OR maybe.....just....maybe.........its....
Truth
Anonymous No.213854494 >>213854507
>prequels are now remembered as kino
they lost
Anonymous No.213854497
>>213854434
This. I'm rethinking the Acolyte
Anonymous No.213854504
>>213854155
people in the comments saying its a recession indicator thats how long its been since a new plinkett kek
Anonymous No.213854507 >>213854536 >>213854628
>>213850560
>>213851445
>>213853392
>>213853532
>>213853560
>>213853614
>>213853733
>>213854312
>>213854262
>>213854494
Go back
Anonymous No.213854524
>>213854434
>hates Rian Johnson because he subverts expectations
>does the exact thing in his review
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.213854534 >>213854544
Alright, I'm watching it now. Does he have a fucking point with this video other than "you're a nerd, and stop back-talking me, you little bitch?".
Anonymous No.213854536
>>213854507
YOU. LOST.
Anonymous No.213854537
>52 minute video
>3-4 minutes of original content

wow.
Anonymous No.213854538 >>213854574
Have RLM finally jumped the shark?
Anonymous No.213854544
>>213854534
The point is y'all have an oheddypus complex like Anakin Skywalker
Anonymous No.213854564
>>213854403
yeah I think the dudes ideologically captured if he thinks that shits worth defending
Anonymous No.213854574
>>213854538
they sold out and went to YouTube. rather than resist censorship (or grow up), they just caved to the corpos.
Anonymous No.213854575 >>213854859
>>213854002
Why are you regurgitate this crap like its true? Its the same cope Mike gives. No, there were adults watching the prequels who liked them, and there are millenials who don't like the prequels. It wasn't kids paying millions in ticket sales and as far as I know critics like Ebert weren't millenials.
Anonymous No.213854588 >>213854666
kek the starving african blowback really got to him
Anonymous No.213854593
Millennials, zoomers and alphas love the prequels
RLM lost.
Anonymous No.213854628
>>213854507
they told me to come here and make friends WTF
Anonymous No.213854656 >>213854725 >>213854971 >>213855694
>The Star Wars slop YOU like is bad, but the Star Wars slop I like is good!
>I'M NOT OUT OF TOUCH!!!! YOU'RE JUST A ZOOMER!!!!!
Why is Gen X like this?
Anonymous No.213854666
>>213854588
Was the "blowback" limited to threads on /tv/, or did they get some YouTube comments like that too? I'm wondering if Mike has the stuff that gets posted about him here.
Anonymous No.213854725 >>213854856 >>213854892 >>213856014
>>213854656
>I'm going to blame the lack of sex in movies on zoomers, and not the rampant torrent of feminism we were suffering through in the 2010's (which was coming primarily from middle aged women who were enjoying power for more or less the first time, and were now old enough to hate sex)
Does he go out of his way to be this oblivious?
Anonymous No.213854732 >>213855010
Mike is defensive as hell.
Anonymous No.213854735
sorry but hearing Mr. Harry S. Plinkett say "ew, ultra sus and cringe" has me cryin
Anonymous No.213854778 >>213854823 >>213854850 >>213854904 >>213855137
Zoomers and Gen A are the worst people to ever be born, actively become worse by the year and will most likely be the final downfall of man. This is an indisputable fact.
Anonymous No.213854782
Upstaged Mike Again Award
Anonymous No.213854799
>>213850518 (OP)
PLINKETT HAPPENED and he fucked it all up. We had a good thing until that stupid son of a bitch. We had Lucas, we had the EU, we had the videogames and it all ran like clockwork. He could've shut his mouth, consumed, and watched as much kino as he ever needed! It was perfect. But no! He just had to blow it up! His ego and pride only matched by the size of his fatass. He just had to be the man! If he'd just watched, known his place, we'd all be fine right now!
Anonymous No.213854806
I made it 20 minutes and had to quit. The shtick
is too dated now, he does sound defensive as hell.
Star Wars was great, but I don't give a shit anymore.
Anonymous No.213854819 >>213854885
You can tell that a lot of the prequelfags here because Mike actually says that at least the prequels had interesting and memorable designs and that they were a work of art by one man instead of made by a committee.
Anonymous No.213854823
>>213854778
Anonymous No.213854831 >>213854922
What I'm getting from this is that Mike is defensive.
Anonymous No.213854839
Lucas won
Zahn won
Stackpole won
Anonymous No.213854840 >>213854881
>>213850518 (OP)
>Three kneegrows in the thumbnails
ohhhh are they finally going to address the politics?
Anonymous No.213854849 >>213854969 >>213855643
>I am one with the force and the force is with me. >I am one with the force and the force is with me.
>Doesn't that feel so good?
Jezeus Christo, I never knew it was this bad
Anonymous No.213854850 >>213854929 >>213855025 >>213856929
>>213854778
Millennials are by the far the worst generation currently living. You people ruined all world culture.
Anonymous No.213854856
>>213854725
zoomer sexless movies are way better than boomer hardcut grunt scenes
>hot man & hot woman
>man says something humourously self-deprecating
>woman says something cocky & flirtatious
>double closeups
>hardcut to bedroom
>they're grunting up a wall / on a closet
fuck this tasteless shit.
>hardcut to morning
>he's laid down looking self-satisfied
>she's turned away putting on her bra and fixing her hair
the boomer fantasy
Anonymous No.213854859 >>213854984
>>213854575
>No, there were adults watching the prequels who liked them.
Not TPM. or clones.
Anonymous No.213854881
>>213854840
Gets handwaved as something that isn't happening.
Anonymous No.213854885 >>213854968 >>213854983 >>213855058 >>213855725
>>213854819
I mostly just find him tedious at this point and don't like his attitude. I don't even entirely disagree with a lot of his takes.

>Durrr I'm right. I went to film school! All you people on the internet are dumb, unlike me!
Shut the fuck up Mike. You're like 60 years old, and don't know what's happening anymore.
Anonymous No.213854892
>>213854725
He's being facetious. You can't see that because you're sensitive to the subject but I promise from his perspective he's having a lil joke at (mostly) the out of touch producers expense. I have noticed he's missed the point when he's joked about it before, I know why zoomers hate sex scenes and how ridiculous it's gotten but here it's just a lil joke.
Anonymous No.213854904 >>213855040
>>213854778
They're the children of woke, and they are going to goosestep over some homos.
Anonymous No.213854922
>>213854831
Seeing him take shots at the new wave of youtube critics that he inspired is sad.
Anonymous No.213854929 >>213855046
>>213854850
Gen Z and A have produced literally nothing but reboots and think trolling is legitimate discourse, then cry foul when it's used against them. You're literally a subclass of human and too stupid to realize it.
Anonymous No.213854959
>>213853392
Need one with shatner
Anonymous No.213854968
>>213854885
>Shut the fuck up Mike. You're like 60 years old, and don't know what's happening anymore.
so was lucas when he made the prequels but you ride his dick anyway. zoomers have such a weird obsession with age, bringing it up completely unsolicited and when it doesnt even make sense within the context of whats being discussed
Anonymous No.213854969
>>213854849
That was cringe.
Anonymous No.213854971
>>213854656
Im a zoomer, I watched PM on dvd and I thought it was boring as fuck so I just assumed all SW was like that. I didn't watch the OT until later in my childhood and I much preferred them.
There's always a sense of irony when people say they enjpy the PT, which isn't a good sign because they're not meant to be so bad its good type of movies.
Anonymous No.213854983 >>213855111
>>213854885
>I know more than you because I'm young and a narcissist!

Every Gen Z and A argument ever.
Anonymous No.213854984
>>213854859
Nice cope, could use seethe though.
Anonymous No.213854987
>>213853532
Editing had a lot to do with why Star Wars was so successful but the narrative has gotten out of control. I've noticed that people seem to give Marcia Lucas all the credit and completely omit the work of Paul Hirsch and Richard Chew. It's very dishonest.
Anonymous No.213854996
>>213853611
RLM is so dead that we got a plinkett reboot.
Anonymous No.213854997
>>213854007
Erm, yeah we do
Anonymous No.213855008 >>213855067
>>213853532
George is a literal retard genius
Anonymous No.213855010
>>213854732
Seeing the retards on this website alone babling about rlm all the time I don't blame him
Anonymous No.213855025 >>213855103 >>213855183
>>213854850
We have literally no power. Stop blaming us for cultural movements that are the better part of a hundred years old.
Boomers and Gen Xers are the ones who unironcally love all of this social justice shit. Listen to Mike and his constant little jabs at white people, or insistence that things should be even gayer actually. That's why culture is shit now. It's not my fault. I was playing video games, and then weirdos showed up and ruined them.
Anonymous No.213855040
>>213854904
Woke or full Bibleman matters not when the entire generation is too stupid to use a can opener.
Anonymous No.213855045 >>213855138
still caring about star wars at all in 2025 is cringe
Anonymous No.213855046 >>213855122
>>213854929
>Gen Z and A have produced literally nothing
The oldest Gen Z is about 27, and the oldest Gen A is15.
Anonymous No.213855058 >>213855264
>>213854885
>I don't even entirely disagree with a lot of his takes.
This is because you're too soft and scared of getting heat.
Deep down you're Mike's guy, but can't handle confrontation so you feign neutrality.
Anonymous No.213855067
>>213855008
He's a genius retard, you idiot.
Anonymous No.213855069
>DUDE GOOFY VOICE

these "funny" reviews were cringe when they started and are still cringe today. just say your opinions without irony
Anonymous No.213855072 >>213855143
Mike spent more time defending the acolyte on his channel than TLJ apologists
Anonymous No.213855098 >>213855124
When did you realize that Jay was the soul of RLM?
Anonymous No.213855103 >>213855145 >>213855790 >>213856893
>>213855025
>I have no power
then who gives a fuck about what you have to say, faggot. Go kill yourself you waste of space. How can you possibly piss your pants in front of me and say you have anything worth listening to. You want your legacy to be one of surrender, go ahead just get out of everyone else's way.
Anonymous No.213855111 >>213855211
>>213854983
Mike's entire bit is pretending he knows better than everyone, for no real reason, and in some cases bullying really old people or actual children.
Anonymous No.213855122 >>213855150
>>213855046
And what does that have to do with anything. FFS, you tablet addicted retards can't even make a fingerpainting picture. You're THAT retarded.
Anonymous No.213855124
>>213855098
It was always Rich.
Anonymous No.213855128
>andor wasnt on the nose or preachy
Anonymous No.213855131 >>213855194
>JJ Abrams should have directed Star Wars - Mr. Plinkett, Star Trek 2009 review
Anonymous No.213855137 >>213855203
>>213854778
Millennials transformation into Boomers has been completed. Instead of trying to lend a helping hand to the younger generations, they want to shit all over them and just endlessly berate them.
Anonymous No.213855138
>>213855045
you say that in a "talking about this won't make me look cool" way, not in a "this has no value whatsoever" way. Go fuck yourself and the clique you claim
Anonymous No.213855143
>>213855072
Are you surprised? He defended The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker way before that. It's like he's scared of being "too mean" at this point.
Anonymous No.213855145 >>213855867
>>213855103
That's your response to Millennials not being the ones to blame for feminism?
Anonymous No.213855150
>>213855122
Seems pretty clear to me.
Anonymous No.213855152 >>213855337
>Didn't watch Clone Wars or Rebels.
>Didn't play Battlefront, Republic Commando or KOTOR
>Didn't read the Thrawn trilogy or Dark Empire or Shadows of the Empire

Fucking casuals expect me to take them seriously.
Anonymous No.213855183 >>213855215 >>213855227 >>213855299
>>213855025
You millenial faggots created shit like safe spaces and gender politics in the early 2010's through armchair activism and useless university degrees
Anonymous No.213855192 >>213855327 >>213855475
I think the point of Mike comparing The Phantom Menace to The Acolyte wasn't to show how one is better than the other, or even to frame Prequel defenders' arguments in a certain way. In my opinion, the purpose of that segment is to show the end result of Prequel revisionism and where it leads. Sort of like saying "This is what you wanted in place of the original, right?"
Anonymous No.213855194 >>213855600
>>213855131
There's a difference between writer and director, he didn't write Star Trek
Anonymous No.213855201
Just saw this in my recs after watching a video about Dr Seuss's bomb 5000 Fingers Of Dr T.
Came here to shitpost celebration of the return of the real Plinkett and the commiseration of the shitstain status of Star Wars.
Anonymous No.213855203
>>213855137
>Millennials transformation into Boomers
Two useless and insufferable people
Anonymous No.213855211 >>213855353
>>213855111
What a waste of digits. Mike is doing a bit and you fucking Gen Z trash are so deluded and high on your own farts that you can't even tell the difference between that and a genuine complaint.
Anonymous No.213855215 >>213855282
>>213855183
>created gender politics in the early 2010s
Anonymous No.213855224
>meeting zoomies' re-evaluation of the prequels halfway as a bid for continued relevance
>damage control for the acolyte
yikes
Anonymous No.213855227 >>213855295
>>213855183
You do realize every one of those generational titles, with the exception of the baby boomers, are arbitrary and made up by marketing firms, right?
You have no idea how manipulated you really are.
Anonymous No.213855241
Looks like rent was due.
Anonymous No.213855253
I was always more into Star Trek than Star Wars, but I liked them both growing up. Both are just in a horrifying state now. I don't know which one makes me feel worse.
Anonymous No.213855264
>>213855058
No, the prequels are at best questionable films, that I love in spite of themselves.
Could say the same about the originals, to be fair. The first one is a clunky B-movie from the 70's, and the third one is a cash in with teddy bears. The second one is a solid enough middle film in a trilogy that sets things up that don't pay off very well. I don't really get Vader's arc, or why Luke forgives him. That was very clunkily written in. I think Lando is mostly a forced diversity character who doesn't do very much. Carrie Fisher wasn't attractive enough for the character she was supposed to be playing. etc.
Anonymous No.213855266
The Prequels are still inept pieces of shit with awful acting, boring one-note characters, ridiculous dialogue like "FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE JEDI ARE EVIL!!" and one of the worst movie romances ever. People knew they sucked long before RLM, you just think that the Sequels sucking makes the PT better.

It's like the boobs in the James Bond threads who like garbage like Die Another Day because the Craig era was so bad.
Anonymous No.213855268
IT'S UP IT'S UP OH GOD YESS I'M GONNA CUM!
Anonymous No.213855270
holy shit he unironically crapped all over the 'Sacrifice' and 'Deceived' SWTOR trailers. you're way out of touch with a huge part of the fandom going there
Anonymous No.213855279
>>213850518 (OP)
>>213850741
NATURE IS HEALING
Anonymous No.213855282
>>213855215
It wasn't "created in the 2010s," but it was heavily financed and astroturfed in the 2000s on the heels of Occupy Wall Street, which spooked the financial class. So race/gender shit got centered by the media shortly after.
Anonymous No.213855295
>>213855227
>your generation loses the culture war and ages into total irrelevance
>ugh... it's all just made-up anyways!!!! OWS! OWS!
Anonymous No.213855296
Mike knows he fucked up but he can’t bring himself to admit George was right and is a massively talented auteur and RLM are bunch of no talent hacks
Anonymous No.213855297
Anonymous No.213855299 >>213855355 >>213855362
>>213855183
Definitely wasn't pushed on morons by their equally moronic teachers, who would have been a bunch of crusty washed up feminists from the 60's and 70's.
Anonymous No.213855303
>>213854097
>They literally made a whole section dedicated to bashing the renewed love for the prequels as zoomers rejecting modern day slop and embracing the old stuff they grew up with, and that the prequels were still bad. Even defended the JJ shilling. The piles and piles of defensive cope was delicious.
It really was a pathetic video wasn't it? Just an old man attempting to pretend he was right when he was so clearly wrong on all count.
Anonymous No.213855327
>>213855192
I don't think so, he was promoting the hell outta it and defending it. Mike was on a mission to save it.
Anonymous No.213855333 >>213855350
>Star Wars uneven tone is not ok
>OG Star Trek uneven tone is ok
I don't understand this logic at all. Saying that Andor doesn't belong in Star Wars is like saying Space Abraham Lincoln or Trouble with Tribbles don't belong in Star Trek. Cyber John Moriarty is a real character in TNG.
Anonymous No.213855337 >>213855457
>>213855152
Why would a film buff care about mixed media for a series that is centered around the film?
Anonymous No.213855341
Disney should sue these AI filmmakers. Look at this slop. Qui Gon looks so fake. He doesn't look stoic at all.
Anonymous No.213855342 >>213855371 >>213855381
do you think Mike has even read Plato?
like, genuinely ever, even as a teenager?
Anonymous No.213855344 >>213855458
You get what you fucking deserve
Anonymous No.213855350
>>213855333
U r dum
Anonymous No.213855353 >>213856342
>>213855211
Mike is doing a bit, except he believe everything he says.
Anonymous No.213855355 >>213855400 >>213855446 >>213855809
>>213855299
That doesn't change the fact that they went on to fully embrace those politics whereas it's zoomers actually pushing back now that they've been codified into society by the millennials who are now entering academia
Anonymous No.213855362
>>213855299
>Boomers create Millenials so they can carry the boomer spirit
Like poetry...
Anonymous No.213855371 >>213855424
>>213855342
he definitely cleans his plato if ya get what I mean
Anonymous No.213855378 >>213855405
Lucas won
Anonymous No.213855381 >>213855464
>>213855342
I'd be surprised if Mike has even read a Steven King novel from start to finish
Anonymous No.213855396
mfw watching those clips of zoomer videos saying everyone was wrong about the prequels
Anonymous No.213855397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NE5elL30w4

i guess nowadays, these kids would be talking over trailers for two hours.
Anonymous No.213855400 >>213855462
>>213855355
Gamergate was a predominantly Millennial movement.
Anonymous No.213855405 >>213855641
>>213855378
this how Mike felt making spaceflop
Anonymous No.213855420
>keeps using the slop commentary grifters as an argument that people are trying hard to hate when he did just as much when nitpicking the awful prequels and more recently when reviewing nu-Trek
>keeps defending the Acoshite and even says that it's "not as bad as he remembered"
Mike, there are people starving in Africa, stick to being drunk while reviewing bad VHS tapes
Anonymous No.213855421 >>213855551
whats the point of this video
Anonymous No.213855424
>>213855371
FUCK YOU FATSO!!!!!
Anonymous No.213855428
Is rey still charismatic as hell?
Anonymous No.213855433 >>213856380
I can't tell if those "comparisons" between the acolyte and the prequels were meant as a joke or if he was serious
Anonymous No.213855444
Does /tv/ like Andor?
Anonymous No.213855446
>>213855355
millennials never had the power to codify shit. the only millennials with power are jd Vance (ignored) and the squad (haven't gotten a single thing passed)
Anonymous No.213855452
Mike gets the math intentionally wrong as a joke, but for some reason it seems like he's just drunk and honestly thought that 50+ million out of 126 million being less than 1% and not almost 40%.

Is he retarded?
Anonymous No.213855457
>>213855337
Because he's talking about shit he's confused about but refuses to do the bare minimum to look into it. What were all the actual fans doing between the movies? This shit. He just monetized showing off how lazy he really is.
Anonymous No.213855458
>>213855344
CHECKED
Anonymous No.213855462 >>213855494
>>213855400
Do you want a pat on the back for only starting to care about glaring societal issues once they began to effect your bideo games?
Anonymous No.213855464
>>213855381
Jay has mentioned reading them as a youth. Mike seems proud that he 'actually read' the Star Wars Ring Theory website. all 8 pages.

is it ADHD?
Anonymous No.213855473
>>213853532
whats up with this revisionism?
Anonymous No.213855475
>>213855192
yes 13 minutes of the entire video is ''''pretending'''' to be an acolyte fan, are you fucking stupid?
Anonymous No.213855479
>Have one of the most popular critic videos about a franchise and that started an internet revolution
>Years later feel you to need to assert it some more and have it be established as 100 percent fact because of zoomer seethe
These boomers have completely lost the plot
Anonymous No.213855490 >>213855536
>Plinkett in 2025
Anonymous No.213855494 >>213855562 >>213855595
>>213855462
We didn't know what a bunch of weird commies were talking about in their own circles, until it started to intrude upon our circles, genius.
Anonymous No.213855504
Mike?
Fat and a hack

George?
Beloved genius and extremely talented
Anonymous No.213855522
>>213854280
popularity doesn't indicate quality, look at Bieber
Anonymous No.213855523 >>213855579
Face it.

He won.
Anonymous No.213855534
THE PREQUELS WON AND THERE'S NOTHING MIKE CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT REWRITE IT AS A WORSE ACOLYTE HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.213855536
>>213855490
Gotta disagree. That guy was at least entertained.
Anonymous No.213855540 >>213855559
>>"I sold them to the white slavers"
>>shows J.J. Abrams
What did Plinkett mean by this?
Anonymous No.213855544
>messa gettin kinda pissed off
kek
Anonymous No.213855551
>>213855421
'YouTuber' as a career means you have to keep spinning plates or something. they talk about videos getting taken down as seriously affecting their income/livelihoods, 'retention', 'the algorithm'.
nowadays this is one of RLM's higher effort videos. lap it up.
Anonymous No.213855559
>>213855540
ruined star wars
ruined star trek
Anonymous No.213855562 >>213855683
>>213855494
So you admit you're a complete dope and prole who just gets angry at whatever talking head tells you to instead of actually developing political thought
Anonymous No.213855574
>>213853532
>>Get a shitload of cash.
Most of the transaction was stock, not cash
While he still made out well, he tied his financial future to Disney's belt
Anonymous No.213855579
>>213855523
He's getting worse, wonder if he's gonna call it quits this year or push on until the end.
Anonymous No.213855588
Jarjar was the key to all of it and I’m tired of pretending he wasn’t
Anonymous No.213855591
>days without seething about fat balding midwesterners = 0
Anonymous No.213855595 >>213855712
>>213855494
bullshit "cultural Marxism" talk was entirely contemporaneous with gamergate

did you think horkheimer and adorno were millennials, you absolute retard
Anonymous No.213855600 >>213855859
>>213855194
And JJ was always the wrong choice for Star Wars, he's too flashy.
Anonymous No.213855603
Anonymous No.213855613 >>213855628
And when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Anonymous No.213855616 >>213855726 >>213855821
>ITT:
Anonymous No.213855625
i had only heard the tiniest thing about "Gamergate" because i barely care about video games. jealous ex wrote a drunk post about some female game dev...? i wouldn't care even if it was my local (real) newspaper reporters.

but then a gamer friend really, really insisted on telling me everything about it. the fuck is wrong with gamers?
Anonymous No.213855628
>>213855613
who?
Anonymous No.213855641
>>213855405
don't you dare bad mouth Uganda's number one movie
Anonymous No.213855643
>>213854849
literally turn your brand into a religion.jpg
Anonymous No.213855648
Fingers crossed this means Venom Plinkett will come back and do the deed.
Anonymous No.213855649 >>213855672 >>213855686 >>213855721 >>213855860 >>213855894 >>213855973
Why am I not allowed to like the prequels again?
Anonymous No.213855657
>andor is not too on the noise and preachy
Anonymous No.213855672
>>213855649
Because autistic 40 year olds got mad at them being made for a new generation of fans
Anonymous No.213855677
>THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SUBJECTIVITY, OUR OPINION IS THE ONLY CORRECT OPTION. YOU WILL OBEY. OBEY U- ACK
>...No tears now, only dreams, Mike
Anonymous No.213855683
>>213855562
Explain how I, at the age of like 21, was supposed to understand the extent of what was happening.
No one knew what things like DEI were back then. We were just aware of vaguely irritating people who would crop up from time to time, and try to tell us we need to stop joking about rape and Hitler, or whatever.
We thought we could laugh at them and make them go away, and they just kept getting more powerful for some reason.
Anonymous No.213855686 >>213855715
>>213855649
You're retarded.
Anonymous No.213855689
>>213850518 (OP)
>dude my favorite eceleb shitted out a new video so awesome dont you wanna watch dude
Anonymous No.213855690 >>213855723 >>213855764 >>213855922 >>213855975
>Disney streaming star wars was my idea!
Mike 'hoo hoo' sternklasa
Anonymous No.213855694
>>213854656
why do you hate sex scenes?
Anonymous No.213855712
>>213855595
And you totally knew who Adorno and Horkheimer were back in 2013, yeah?
You weren't probably picking your nose and watching Spongebob.
Anonymous No.213855715 >>213855758
>>213855686
On what grounds?
Anonymous No.213855721
>>213855649
a fat alcoholic and his gay friends said you can’t
Anonymous No.213855723
>>213855690
Another to add to the list of "RLM invented this!" accomplishments.
Anonymous No.213855725 >>213855841
>>213854885
you're going to get old too some day kid
unless you live in russia or ukraine
Anonymous No.213855726
>>213855616
always thought these were flying turtles with jet engines, tbqh.
Anonymous No.213855740
> "kissing is sus, it can only be done with permission or it is SA and problematic"
Anonymous No.213855751
>explains the joke
>they still dont get it
Jesus wept, how embarrassing.
Anonymous No.213855758 >>213855793
>>213855715
liking the prequels
Anonymous No.213855764
>>213855690
kek
Anonymous No.213855775
tfw cis hetero relationships are sus and problematic
Anonymous No.213855790
>>213855103
what are you doing then sport?
Anonymous No.213855793
>>213855758
>t. George Lucas raped my childhood
Anonymous No.213855809 >>213855898
>>213855355
>it's zoomers actually pushing back now that they've been codified into society
buddy, you're delusional. its something like 30% of gen Z identifies as LGBT
Anonymous No.213855821 >>213855998
>>213855616
I’m a millennial
Anonymous No.213855822 >>213855861
>complains george lucas selling out and stars wars becoming corporate
>defends the biggest corporate show they have ever made for 15 minutes
fucking hate centrists
Anonymous No.213855841
>>213855725
Don't pick fights based on age, if you can't stand it being thrown back.
Mike's entire thing is either "old people are gross and poo their pants", or "you're a fucking child, so shut up".
Okay, well he's fat and likes stupid 70's movies, and says really boomery things like blowing off other people's complaints because starving african children exist.
Anonymous No.213855845
>Andor and Star Wars Legos exist in the same universe, in the same canon.
What? No they don't.
Anonymous No.213855859 >>213855892
>>213855600
Eh maybe but 99% of the problems with Sequels are writing, not directing
Anonymous No.213855860
>>213855649
Because A, you were a kid, B, you're just a fanboy, and C Disney paid you to say you liked them.
Anonymous No.213855861
>>213855822
You creatures really do have the most bizarre thoughts
Anonymous No.213855867
>>213855145
It's my response to that fag, yes.
Anonymous No.213855886 >>213856068
i don't even care
mike is a fat retard now
Anonymous No.213855889 >>213855918 >>213856090 >>213856205
>>salamander dreadlock guy
How the fuck do you forget his name? Or is it a YouTube demonetization thing?
Anonymous No.213855892
>>213855859
his directing sucks nigger
Anonymous No.213855894 >>213856613
>>213855649
Because Gen-X man children pulled up the ladder behind them on entertainment for teenage boys. You get to choose between stuff for women/lgbt (The Acolyte) or super-serious Gen-X shit (Andor).
Anonymous No.213855898
>>213855809
According to whom? The "bisexual women" who kissed a girl once, but had the entire male football team run a train on them?
Anonymous No.213855918
>>213855889
Mike doesn’t care about glup shittos because they’re SOVL
Anonymous No.213855922
>>213855690
>ANOTHER decision that diluted and killed the brand

Damn Mike you still got it
Anonymous No.213855940
Reminds me of a marvel shill saying the shitty phase 5 of marvel are about underdogs and called wolverine a C-Tier hero. Yes Wolverine. All the genderswap'd, colorswap'd, clone heroes and Wolverine are underdogs.
Anonymous No.213855965
Sure. When Elon does it he gets canceled, but it's fine when Disney does it.
Anonymous No.213855973 >>213855999
>>213855649
You're allowed to like whatever you want, but it does out you as a retard with no actual taste
Anonymous No.213855975
>>213855690
This was the funniest bit in the entire video
Why does RLM think they invented everything and everyone listens to them when they can't even produce a single worthwhile movie or anything often worth except for
>Mildest take reviews
Anonymous No.213855983 >>213856059 >>213856068 >>213856149 >>213856150
Old fence sitter Mike just couldn't resist reiterating that a vaguely conservative podcaster is just as bad as the entire franchise being reoriented into DEI overdrive.

Critical Drinker is just as influential as Kathleen Kennedy! Well done Mike, playing both sides so you always come out on top. That has never gone wrong.
Anonymous No.213855998 >>213856028
>>213855821
Anonymous No.213855999 >>213856027
>>213855973
Like you liking RLM
Anonymous No.213856014 >>213856051
>>213854725
Seems a bit hypocritical when Mike and Jay can't seem to stomach sex scenes.
Anonymous No.213856027 >>213856069
>>213855999
Who said I like them? Stop assuming, little zoomie
Anonymous No.213856028
>>213855998
I’m 35
Anonymous No.213856031
>>213850518 (OP)
Ah, ol' mr "JJ Abrams will be the perfect director for a new star wars trilogy" returns.
Anonymous No.213856032
>>213850518 (OP)
how old is mike? and no gf or wife? no kids?

I think hitting your 50s like that really fucks up your brain. you lose touch with things and sort of check out of reality in a way. also at that age you're supposed to be seeing the world through your kids eyes half the time and trying to build the world into a better future for them.

it's like he's already genetically dead.
Anonymous No.213856051 >>213856078
>>213856014
JAy loves sex scenes, WDYM? He's a huge perv
Anonymous No.213856059
>>213855983
but they make clickbait thumbnails and care about the franchise enough to be upset about it being destroyed, clearly they're the bad guys here!
Anonymous No.213856064 >>213856236
>>213850865
>flat chest
>manface
>man voice
I can't believe boomers jerked off for the first time to this 2/10 shit
Anonymous No.213856068 >>213856135
>>213855886
>>213855983
>I guess if people like this stuff *shrug*
It feels like Mike did this video for himself so he could stop thinking about Star Wars but he ultimately makes no interesting points. He should have sat on this a little longer until Starfighter when DIsney made another Star Wars push and there was something a little more interesting to say.
Anonymous No.213856069
>>213856027
>z-zoomie
your childhood was raped by based George-sama
Anonymous No.213856078
>>213856051
only if it's completely unenjoyable to watch for a normal heterosexual man
Anonymous No.213856090
>>213855889
Mr arch nemisis.
Anonymous No.213856105 >>213856126
>>213850518 (OP)
Bro revenge of the sith goes soo fucking hard bro
Anonymous No.213856112
>>213854403
the prequels broke his brain. Anything they hate must be good, anything else they like must be bad
Anonymous No.213856117
>>213850518 (OP)
I don't feel like sitting through an hour of this. Especially after how soft they were on the ST movies.
Anonymous No.213856118
Based Sanford and Son enjoyers.
Just watched some the other day.
Anonymous No.213856126
>>213856105
This but the force awakens
Anonymous No.213856135
>>213856068
>It feels like Mike did this video for himself
that's right.
>so he could stop thinking about Star Wars
because he never stops thinking about star wars. or any of the nerd crap he pretends to be above. he literally watches and obsesses over all of it.
>he ultimately makes no interesting points
because he has nothing to say. he just wants to find a way to put a bunch of stuff together to make it look like he's above it all.

gen x, after all.
Anonymous No.213856136 >>213856305
Mike doesn't seem to understand that he likes Andor because it ISN'T Star Wars.
All Star Wars really ever was, was a wonderful Flash Gordon reboot with western & WWII sprinkles with fantasy sauce. Not to be taken deadly seriously.
Anonymous No.213856142 >>213856183
Did anyone actually watch the video or is it all just the usual brown people seething about Plinkett disliking the prequels?
Anonymous No.213856149 >>213856194 >>213856343 >>213856377
>>213855983
Conservacucks and sΓΆyboy starwars fans are two sides of the same coin. fuck you.
Anonymous No.213856150 >>213856292 >>213856362 >>213856404
>>213855983
Drinker is a faggot that liked the Fallout show. All the "Anti-Woke" EFAP adjacent guys are just grifting gatekeepers who will shill for slop if their 80 IQ audience likes it. This isn't a defense of RLM btw, they routinely suck off midwit dogshit as well.
Anonymous No.213856169
Anonymous No.213856175
average Star Wars fan in 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUZwAZCCOXQ
Anonymous No.213856183 >>213856540
>>213856142
I'm 40 minutes through it and he has literally said nothing interesting so far.
Anonymous No.213856194
>>213856149
ok mike, you lost btw
Anonymous No.213856205 >>213856258
>>213855889
He’s very obviously just fucking with people like when he calls Jango Boba.
Anonymous No.213856212
>"Hi, Harry. It's George gain."
Anonymous No.213856236 >>213856260
>>213856064
>I've got a book coming out which will cement my legacy as the world's foremost expert on dicks and balls
Good for you anon I guess
Anonymous No.213856252 >>213856353
>okay zoomers prequels not that bad but prequels still bad
>okay critical drinker wokeness annoying but wokeness not that big of a deal
>DAE disney is milking star wars
Unc really thought breaking out Plinkett would make this some grand statement
Anonymous No.213856256 >>213856293
>>213850518 (OP)
Mike Stoklasa ruined Star Wars by brainwashing people into hating the prequels and bullying George Lucas into selling Star Wars.

He should be put into a woodchipper feet first.

/thread
Anonymous No.213856258
>>213856205
He should put up a sign when he's making these jokes, they're very confusing.
Anonymous No.213856260
>>213856236
Used to be I saw pictures like this and I wanted to fuck her. Now I just want to go live in a white society again like they got to enjoy.
Anonymous No.213856292
>>213856150
Anonymous No.213856293
>>213856256
mikes biggest crime was creating the youtube slop format, hour long videos about nothing

it's either that or short retarded videos nowadays, nothing in between
Anonymous No.213856305
>>213856136
>All Star Wars really ever was, was a wonderful Flash Gordon reboot
yes we all saw that first redlettermedia review 15 years ago.
Anonymous No.213856312
>J.J. Abrams should have directed the Prequels and George Lucas should have directed people to their seats in the theater.
The day I saw TFA was the day I realized Cucklasa is and always was a fucking hack
Anonymous No.213856320 >>213856378
>>213850518 (OP)
Gen X is the worst generation and deserve to be put into camps
Anonymous No.213856329
This is the "it’s afraid moment" for RLM and it’s fanbase
Anonymous No.213856342
>>213855353
Says you.
Anonymous No.213856343
>>213856149
Only one of the sides is running and ruining the franchise you retard.

Ben Shapiro making a stupid reaction video about Acolyte doesn't mean both sides have equally destroyed Star Wars.
Anonymous No.213856353
>>213856252
Anybody who uses the slang unc needs to be shot in the head
Anonymous No.213856359
>>213850518 (OP)
>Mike Stoklasa still shills Acolyte
What a retard.
Anonymous No.213856362
>>213856150
The fact that those EFAP guys surround themselves with such grifters and morons tells you all you need to know about them.
Anonymous No.213856375
>>213850518 (OP)
let me guess "toxic fans" and
/or "man-children"
Anonymous No.213856377
>>213856149
and how does that refute his point that the people at the helm are imploding the franchise?
Anonymous No.213856378
>>213856320
they really blend together the worst traits of the boomers and millennials seamlessly
Anonymous No.213856380 >>213856425 >>213856495
>>213855433
Mike was mocking people who "found something good" in prequels. For him prequels were as shit as Disney slop. He just akcnowledge they were still more soulfull due to George making them like he wanted. But it was still retarded slop like Acolyte
Anonymous No.213856404
>>213856150
nice buzzword salad
Anonymous No.213856423 >>213856471
>>213853532
Lucas has no principles except making more money, that's why he still kisses the Disney ring to this day
Anonymous No.213856425
>>213856380
They really don't want to like anything, do they
Anonymous No.213856471
>>213856423
based
fuck the fans
Anonymous No.213856495 >>213856598
>>213856380
>But it was still retarded slop like Acolyte
didn't he like the acolyte?
Anonymous No.213856511 >>213856604
When will Mike just admit that, just like all the other nerds who hated on the prequels when they came out, that he didn't like the fact that they were family movies with goofy shit like Jar Jar Binks and space 50s diners instead of something for the dedicated superfans. He talks about "star wars porn" but if Lucas had just made another three movies following Luke, Han, Leia, and all the band then he would have soied out over them
Anonymous No.213856529
>>213850518 (OP)
>along the way someone will always fuck something up
kek
Anonymous No.213856539
>>213850518 (OP)
How embarassing, get over it already Mike you fat retard
Anonymous No.213856540 >>213856672
>>213856183
He eventually accepts that Star Wars is dead, but he likes Andor because it looks cool and has le serious drama. Pretty sure the entire video was a troll. He doesn't care either way, I'm thinking. The math he makes up at one point is so bad and wrong that he's got to be joking. Thing is, if he's joking, he's not funny. I laughed once during the AI Lucas phone call.
RLM is done.
Anonymous No.213856570 >>213856773
I'm starting to rethink The Alcolyte.
It was a good show.
Anonymous No.213856571 >>213856666
>>213850518 (OP)
>Says the prequels are bad
>Says Acolyte is the closest to the prequels
>Wants more like it
>So it's good and people should think it's good
Not even a consistent take.
Anonymous No.213856582
A long long time ago on an internet far far away a fat slob made a video where he spoke a bunch of safe talking points about a movie where the people old enough to talk about it were already saying. This got a lot of views because it was what people wanted to hear and this lead him to think he had talent as a film critic but all he really did was repeat the popular zeitgeist at the time. He completely failed to realize that a younger generation might look at things differently. That they might enjoy things through the secondary material. And now that he has to actually process and talk to these people as they're older he's a confused idiot.
Anonymous No.213856592
>the segment about Disney aiming exclusively at what is now the global 1%
the most spicy pizza roll of all
Anonymous No.213856598 >>213856852 >>213857309
>>213856495
No, he was clearly making up comparisons between prequels and Acolyte and only hyping Acolyte in ironic way like modern fans hype up prequel scenes as something deep
Anonymous No.213856599
Addendum: I do appreciate how Mike noticed that the prequels already assigned the impetus of the Death Star to aliens that gave the plans to Count Dracula before he gave them to Palpatine. It's cure because it means Mike does regard the prequels as canon.
Anonymous No.213856604 >>213856651
>>213856511
He’s too retarded and oblivious for that, it why he drinks so much because subconsciously he knows it’s true
Anonymous No.213856613 >>213856661 >>213857136
>>213855894
Why are GenX and early millennials incapable of moving on or finding new interests outside of what they watched when they were 12? Why do they need everything to "grow up" with them?
Now everything's a DARK AND GRIDDY AND TOTALLY MATURE version of children's entertainment like Andor as you mentioned and it's so fucking gay.
Anonymous No.213856620
Lucas won
Anonymous No.213856625 >>213856784
>>213850518 (OP)
Horrible.
Anonymous No.213856647
i am honestly thinking that the south park rape gangbang spoke to his very soul.
George truly buck broke this man to always remember that.
Anonymous No.213856651
>>213856604
he also drinks to cope with what Star Trek has become too, surely
Anonymous No.213856654
>>213854403
>They tried something new
Right after he goes on a tangent on how they copied many story lines. Yeah he's trolling
Anonymous No.213856661 >>213857002
>>213856613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WDJRq50VZg
Anonymous No.213856666 >>213856715 >>213856719 >>213857095 >>213857545
>>213856571
He's an alcoholic; alcoholics vacillate needlessly and delude themselves into thinking it's an eccentric and totally fascinating character trait to be an inconsistent hypocrite.

tl;dr it might be the brain damage, as Cosby would say.
Anonymous No.213856672 >>213856725
>>213856540
the lucas phone call was actually pretty fucking funny but the rest of the video was so pointless and retarded I literally forgot about it until your post. I legit don't know why I finished watching this garbage.

I think he spends all his time watching this kind of shit and wants to make a video that seems really insightful and cutting but has nothing to add, no deep thoughts or anything original. so it's just a cut of him rehashing the same shit.

also he unironically likes the acolyte
Anonymous No.213856682 >>213856818 >>213856873 >>213856877 >>213856970 >>213857675
What were YOU doing in 2009, anon?
Anonymous No.213856698 >>213857093
Not to be hyperbolic, but this review was the worst thing rlm have ever made.
Anonymous No.213856715
>>213856666
he probably has already drank away 10 iq or something by now. I saw the same thing happen to my mom. used to be incredibly intelligent and interesting to talk to. after a few decades of getting drink on wine every night she can barely follow a conversation.
Anonymous No.213856719
>>213856666
checked. mike confirmed alcoholic and wet brained.
Anonymous No.213856725 >>213856749
>>213856672
>I think he spends all his time watching this kind of shit and wants to make a video that seems really insightful and cutting but has nothing to add, no deep thoughts or anything original. so it's just a cut of him rehashing the same shit.

This sounds eerily familiar.
Anonymous No.213856745 >>213856768 >>213856777
It annoys me that he defends the Acolyte after he shit on Picard season 1. He must be trolling because they're equal in shitiness and twisting the original franchise.
Anonymous No.213856749 >>213856791
>>213856725
what does it remind you of?
Anonymous No.213856768 >>213857066
>>213856745
>defends the Acolyte
only through the lens of Prequel revisionists
Anonymous No.213856773
>>213856570
No.
Anonymous No.213856777
>>213856745
>ruined franchise, Wars
:)
>ruined franchise, Trek
:(
Anonymous No.213856784 >>213856841
>>213856625
Cry moar, sequelfag.
Anonymous No.213856791 >>213856872 >>213857203
>>213856749
Anonymous No.213856818 >>213856845 >>213856915
>>213856682
Mostly trying to convince myself that FF13 was a good game, pretty grim times.
Anonymous No.213856831
Has any internet personality ever not gone to shit harder than the stuff the critique
Anonymous No.213856841 >>213856889
>>213856784
I hated the sequels.
Anonymous No.213856845
>>213856818
gotta get those l'cie anon
Anonymous No.213856852
>>213856598
pretty cool to act retarded for 15 minutes
Anonymous No.213856872 >>213856994
>>213856791
sort of like the new star wars trilogy remaking the original trilogy you mean? kind of an interesting metaphor you make. which was your favorite?
Anonymous No.213856873
>>213856682
Reading Conan.
Anonymous No.213856877
>>213856682
Halo 3 with the boys and trying to learn how to skateboard, good times...
Anonymous No.213856889 >>213857299
>>213856841
Nta, but I didn't hate the first two sequels, but part 9 was downright offensive.
Anonymous No.213856893
>>213855103
Go ahead lilbro, change the world if you're so upset
Anonymous No.213856910 >>213857299
Mike is right
Disney Wars is too good and ahead of it's time
Anonymous No.213856915
>>213856818
ff12 was actually good even though it was received poorly. so when ff13 came out I was like heh, I'll be able to see that this game is also good even though nobody else did. but then it was actually bad.
Anonymous No.213856926
>> "People have a tendency to overdo it."
That final montage was fantastic.
Anonymous No.213856929 >>213856957
>>213854850
panty and stocking is super gay dude
Anonymous No.213856957 >>213856991
>>213856929
how is it gay if Panty has sex with men all the time?
Anonymous No.213856958
beardfat won
Anonymous No.213856970 >>213857032
>>213856682
playing maplestory because i think that's when big bang patch came out. i was also a massive loser during that year in high school and got much better 10th to 12th grade
Anonymous No.213856991
>>213856957
twink transformation.webm
Anonymous No.213856994 >>213857062
>>213856872
>sort of like the new star wars trilogy remaking the original trilogy you mean?
Yes. Partially anyway, also how Mike is trying to recapture the magic of his early Plinkett videos and is clearly failing.

>which was your favorite?
Of the originals, Star Wars (1977). For the prequels, The Phantom Menace.
Sequels? Cause why not? Then The Last Jedi because it manages to end the series on somewhat of a hopeful note without irredeemably damaging SW like The Rise of Skywalker did.
Anonymous No.213857002 >>213857087
>>213856661
>There's nothing GRAPHIC about a GRAPHIC NOVEL
>GRAPHIC: adjective 1.relating to visual art, especially involving drawing, engraving, or lettering.

Why do people listen to Alan Moore? I get his point about manchildren, but to nitpick like this is equally childish.
Anonymous No.213857017
is this the same stocking nigger who’s been avatarfagging all day?
you need to kill yourself tranny, the new seasons sucks
Anonymous No.213857032
>>213856970
I miss when I could get into online games
Anonymous No.213857062 >>213857216
>>213856994
>For the prequels, The Phantom Menace.
Why?
Anonymous No.213857066 >>213857122 >>213857245 >>213857277
>>213856768
Yeah. You'll see. In 30 years we'll realize what a genius Headland and her show was, just like we see how perfect the prequels are now.
Anonymous No.213857087 >>213857300
>>213857002
>I get his point about manchildren, but to nitpick like this is equally childish.

He said nitpicking the grammar while claiming to understand the actual point. Quit being autistic. Also
>2. giving a vivid picture with explicit detail.
Retard.
Anonymous No.213857093
>>213856698
I haven't seen everything rlm ever did but this is probably the worst I've ever seen from them. I don't know how you can spend so long editing something like this when ultimately it has no content or really makes any kind of point.
Anonymous No.213857095
>>213856666
Based get of truth
Anonymous No.213857096 >>213857151
best part, this guy they got doing voices is honestly a golden goose for this dying show
Anonymous No.213857122
>>213857066
I do feel like there's probably some point in here about how it's always the current generation who complains while the younger might not have such a problem. But not only did they make it poorly I'm also not seeing a lot of fanfare from anyone.
Anonymous No.213857136
>>213856613
>Now everything's a DARK AND GRIDDY AND TOTALLY MATURE
why is so much of everything like this now. everything is a nightmare and everybody is gay or whatever.
Anonymous No.213857150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDLx8GQIRK4&list=RDoDLx8GQIRK4&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.213857151
>>213857096
You can tell they’re really milking him because he’s way more talented and funny than any of them
Anonymous No.213857184 >>213857205 >>213857278
are they hinting at the end of RLM with that ending?
Anonymous No.213857203 >>213857273
>>213856791
NTA
But if your implication is that George had nothing to add with the prequels
The prequels were critiques of the blind dogma of the Jedi (ie. rabid fanboys) and it's the love affair between Anakin and Padme that fucks up Palpatine's plans.
George de-mystified "the force" and made Star Wars about love.
It always was, really, but he needed to assert that against fans who took everything about Star Wars seriously except the love in which it was meant.

Is this cringe? Is this corny? Is this like something out of a cheesy 1950's move?
Yes.
Is it why George's Star Wars movies are fun and worth re-watching?
That's up to the taste of the audience.
Anonymous No.213857205 >>213857256
>>213857184
there will be another plinkett review in a couple years
Anonymous No.213857216 >>213857355
>>213857062
>Why?
The original theatrical cut is darn good, is why. The Phantom Menace tells a story of a lowly boy who strives to rise above and does with the help of a wise older man. It's the first soft reboot of Star Wars (1977) and it works well while it integrates new characters and settings.
Anonymous No.213857228
>>213854366
>hardcore proof
Probably not, the closest thing to that would be the letters, notes and schedule sheets included in The Making of Star Wars.
Anonymous No.213857245 >>213857288 >>213857310 >>213857509
>>213857066
Remember when people said we'd see people come around to the sequel trilogy? It's been ten years since the Force Awakens and the swarms of fans have yet to show themselves.
Anonymous No.213857256
>>213857205
Give em a couple years and they'll start tearing down marvel movies.
>Avengers was a huge deal but was the worst thing since my kids.
>Ignore our RLM video
Anonymous No.213857273 >>213857429
>>213857203
>But if your implication is that George had nothing to add with the prequels
Wasn't truly saying that, anon, but Lucas did "rhyme" quite a bit in the prequels and even he acknowledged it. ;)


>Is this cringe? Is this corny? Is this like something out of a cheesy 1950's move?
>Yes.
>Is it why George's Star Wars movies are fun and worth re-watching?
>That's up to the taste of the audience.

I agree with you, anon. In the final analysis, I agree with you.
Anonymous No.213857277
>>213857066
The internet is faster and more immediate now then it was 20 years ago. We already know which pop-culture products are gonna be cultural touchstones.
Anonymous No.213857278
>>213857184
yeah seems like it from the description too 'one final adventure into Star Wars'.
Anonymous No.213857288
>>213857245
zoomers dont watch movies
Anonymous No.213857299 >>213857337 >>213857395
>>213856910
No.

>>213856889
Something about TFA felt wrong.
Even just trying to avoid the more inflammatory talking points (some of which have validity and some of which do not) - the movie just looked kind of cheap, like an off-brand version.
Plus a few really sour notes like Leia ignoring Chewie at the end.
Anonymous No.213857300
>>213857087
So we just can't point it out then. We should just shut up and let grandpa go on rambling nonsense.

When people say "Graphic Novel", they're not saying "Vivid Violence, Sex, and Murder Novel" like Moore's rape-obsessed mind implies. It's a book combining text and images, that's all. Diary of a Wimpy Kid is as much of a "Graphic Novel" as Maus or Pesepolis, despite the former not containing authoritarian governments, and murder. Please stop indulging grandpa, Anon, and pray he dies soon so peace can find all of us.
Anonymous No.213857309
>>213856598
Cope. Did you watch the episodes about The Acolyte? Mike genuinely likes it.
Anonymous No.213857310
>>213857245
The ST movies also came out when media was frankly flooding the market. The PT movies were hardly in a famine but it wasn't like it is today. Kids that would grow up to fans would rather play minecraft than see a movie.
Anonymous No.213857337
>>213857299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkzURwPE3sQ
Anonymous No.213857355 >>213857444
>>213857216
Gonna have to rewatch it, my favorite has always been Revenge of the Sith
Anonymous No.213857366 >>213857701
>>213850518 (OP)
>*shills for Kenobi*
>*shills for Acolyte*
>*shills for Picard S3*
Wow, can't wait for his incredibly well-argued take on why he should be allowed to die on the prequels bad hill
Anonymous No.213857395
>>213857299
>the movie just looked kind of cheap, like an off-brand version.

I think part of that is due to the fact the lenses and cameras and film stock were totally different.

>Plus a few really sour notes like Leia ignoring Chewie at the end.
Were they ever established to be any more than battle buddies? Not that I recall that moment, mind you.
Anonymous No.213857429 >>213857473
>>213857273
>I agree with you, anon. In the final analysis, I agree with you.
Ironically, it was RLM's Plinkett Ep. III review in which Mike goes on a tangent about Palpatine possibly creating Anakin that made me re-evaluate and decide I really love the prequels.
Because if Mike's implication in that review, that Palpatine did create Anakin, is true, then it really is Padme, who he didn't account for when creating his perfect boytoy apprentice, who completely ruins Palpatines plans, and gets Palpatine killed in the end because of Vader's lover for his children.

Thanks Mike, for making me really fall in love with the prequels and George's vision.
Anonymous No.213857444
>>213857355
>my favorite has always been Revenge of the Sith

It's emotionally powerful. It's my second favorite prequel. Now, I don't hate AotC, but my brain wants to.
Anonymous No.213857473
>>213857429
>Thanks Mike, for making me really fall in love with the prequels and George's vision.
Anonymous No.213857487 >>213857518 >>213857526
>>213854366
One tiny final thing is that the intercutting came from Richard Chew, but outlets like Rocket Jump credit Marcia when she has never claimed this. Chew's own words:
>For me, one of the biggest contributions I made to the film was a suggestion I made to George to intercut Princess Leia and the Rebels on their station with Luke making the run to destroy the Death Star. I had the idea that if we could put Princess Leia in jeopardy and then simultaneously have Luke try to destroy the Death Star in order to save her and the Rebels, it would just provide much more tension to the ending. Originally, these were not simultaneous events; they were separate. Without this crosscutting, whether Luke blew the Death Star on time or not wouldn't have had the same tension. If you look at the film, in the scenes with Leia, there's no dialogue that's on camera in synch because all the footage was taken from other scenes of the Rebels in the war room, and all the information that you're getting as to how close the Death Star is to the Rebels is either on animated screens or off-screen dialogue through a PA system. But in Leia's dialogue, for instance, there wasn't really any of the exposition that would indicate that they were in jeopardy. That was all created in the editing, as was the crosscutting between the action and the shots of Darth Vader before he got into his fighter and Tarkin, the Peter Cushing character.

Star Wars: The Annotated Screenplays, page 104
Anonymous No.213857509 >>213857558
>>213857245
The Sequels weren't made for the next generation like the Prequels. They were made for the bitter, jaded, eternally asshurt old guard.
Anonymous No.213857518 >>213857582
>>213857487
He also repeats it here:
>The first cut of the space battle lasted thirty-five minutes but had to be abridged in order to reduce ILM's optical costs. In this first version, Luke made two runs through the Death Star trench. As editing continued, a number of the peripheral characters involved in the raid were cut and Luke's two attacks were combined into one.
"One of the biggest contributions I made to the film was a suggestion to George to intercut Princess Leia and the Rebels in their station with Luke making the run to destroy the Death Star," remembers Richard Chew. "I had the idea that if we could put Princess Leia in jeopardy and then simultaneously have Luke try to destroy the Death Star in order to save her and the Rebels, it would just provide much more tension to the ending. Originally, these were not simultaneous events; they were separate." Luke's Death Star attack was also intercut with footage of a seemingly anxious Governor Tarkin, although the absence of dialogue specific to the attack in these scenes betrays the editors' sleight of hand. Like the Leia footage, much of this Tarkin material was culled from scenes that were originally supposed to occur elsewhere in the film. The sequence was ultimately made to work by intercutting new second-unit footage of Death Star personnel preparing to fire the battle station's giant laser.

The Cinema of George Lucas, page 106
Anonymous No.213857526
>>213857487
It seems like a little thing but it matters alot
Anonymous No.213857540 >>213857650
>>213850518 (OP)
Everyone thinks he's praising the acolyte when its the complete opposite. He's basically begging people not to judge him for hating the prequels and killing starwars. His point is that everyone who hates the acolyte is just like him from over a decade ago, when he was shitting on the prequels for being "too new".

He wants to believe that gen A will be talking about how much they love the acolyte in 15 years so he can point to the existence of a weird nostalgia cycle that he was caught up in. He cant admit that he shilled for soulless, irredeemable corporate media and got what he asked for.
Anonymous No.213857545 >>213857606
>>213856666
Speaking of Mike's delusions, him thinking he has a great Palpatine impression will never stop being funny. It's such a small thing, yet it shows just how inflated his view of himself is.
Anonymous No.213857558
>>213857509
I remember a lot of the early build up for Episode 7 was how it WASN'T going to be like the PT. That's all anyone can say. It just didn't have to be the PT and that's what they wanted. We have real sets too unlike the PT. (Note FA has more CGI than PM) but yeah the whole thing reeks of cynicism
Anonymous No.213857567
>>213854345
I always think about how Harlan Ellison fucked up hard saying 'minutia' aloud for the first time by saying "my-nu-tie-nay-aye-tea" (I don't do phonetics) and got publicly embarrassed on a live show for it.
I make sure I know how to pronounce EVERY word I write.
Anonymous No.213857582
>>213857518
And it all works seamlessly. I read both posts. Thanks, anon!
Anonymous No.213857606
>>213857545
Lol to be fair, it is hard to decipher how one's own voice sounds unless you record it and play it back....and then wince.
Anonymous No.213857620 >>213857651 >>213857714 >>213857722 >>213857749
They've been walking on eggshells these past few videos.
Anonymous No.213857650 >>213857737 >>213857849
>>213857540
Retard, the whole video is about playing it safe (ST) vs weird stupid shit (PT, Acolyte). You either get ATATS DEATH STAR DARTH VADER or space witches and fans seem to love and hate both at the same time, Because the fandom is nearly 50 years old at this point and its impossible to please everyone
Anonymous No.213857651
>>213857620
They don't want to get demonitized. They're bitches of the algorithm
Anonymous No.213857675 >>213857699
>>213856682
4chan
Anonymous No.213857699 >>213857830
>>213857675
Anonymous No.213857701
>>213857366
his only hobby is watching tv, mike doesn't play vidya for some crazy reason nor read. Your basic nerd has multiple hobbies that he can bounce around.

Mike, JUST watches tv. Think about that for a moment. You watch a shity show and go, what now? Nothing to do but watch the next shity show. after 15 years of consuming nothing but slop his defences have completely melted away
Anonymous No.213857714 >>213857836
>>213857620
I can sense it too. something scared them. you can tell they are sort of trying to realign as a certain kind of brand.
Anonymous No.213857722 >>213857855
>>213857620
they created an audience that hyper-analyzes everything and now they want to just wave away any proper criticism
Anonymous No.213857737
>>213857650
Nta, but then MAKE SOMETHING NEW. The entire time Mike was fellating Andor I wasn't entirely sure if he was being ironic since he admits it's nothing like Star Wars, but has good acting...so it's good Star Wars because it's like the prequels that he fucking hates.
What?
Anonymous No.213857749
>>213857620
I mean, I suppose I would be too if I made something like the Plinkett prequel reviews and then watched the series was critiquing and used to love end up the way it did.
I checked out of RLM content a long time ago, probably after Episode 9, but decided to watch this.
Mostly a bad video.
But the reality check on how insane Star Wars fans are was worthwhile.
Anonymous No.213857830
>>213857699
tfw you've been here over 20 years
Anonymous No.213857836
>>213857714
Maybe Mickey sent them a letter.
>Hey, we're not George Lucas.
>We'll McFuckin' end you in court, bitch.
>Watch your mouths! And see you at the Magic Kingdom!
Anonymous No.213857849
>>213857650
That isn't the point at all, he isn't dumb enough to pretend starwars wasn't always full of stupid shit. The entire video is just a strange way to spin his own ignorance and shit taste as an inevitable part of human nature. Its actually embarrassing he will go so far into this delusion he is unironically praising the acolyte instead of just admitting that his own love of starwars wasn't based on quality but nostalgia, in exactly the same way as millennials. He refuses to admit he fucked up by shitting on lucas for a decade while calling for it to become corporate slop.
Anonymous No.213857855 >>213857887
>>213857722
Between them, TV Tropes and Cinemasins the internet has been a cancer to fiction
Anonymous No.213857887
>>213857855
DING