Thread 213851271

Wendy Edition

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>>213851271 (OP)
Hack writing. If he is such a genius, then why doesn't he facefuck Wendy until she pukes on his cock every evening, then delete her memory of it so that she stays pure and sweet?

>>213851271 (OP)
come on dude stop doing this

it doesn't make it less malicious just because you link you're old thread.

you're post spamming, same fagging, trying to astroturf, you sperg hard. I'm done bruh you're pathetic.

Questions I had:

How did Wendy get injured?
How did knife hand guy talk directly to inside that kid's head?
Was Wendy's brother's lung injured, or did they just take it out for xeno purposes?

>>213851326
so you really aren't right in the head eh? I thought you were joking, prometheus sucks ridley is a fucking hack that is all now fuck off you spastic

Understandable, let's continue having a nice day over some AVP2 discussion.

AVP2's Alien Campaign story starring Arnaud Einsenberg as the Alien's main antagonist is about an outdoor scientist going on an expedition on LV-1201 following the telemetry from LV-426. There he sends those very beefy synthetics with miniguns and sniper rifles to inspect the hive and space jockey technology.

He and his team get stranded on the planet for almost 2 months because of a magnetic storm on LV-1201 right on New Years which completely takes out their defenses since sentry guns and fenced wires work via electricity. An electrical storm causes them to fail and for the aliens to instinctively slaughter everyone during the storm.

He survives for 2 months but not without eating his own crew members to survive due to the fact he runs low on water and food.

He's inspired from another doctor from the comic book Alien: Labyrinth


>Is a better series your way
https://youtu.be/-latIFZ6xyA?t=1340


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq-v-xzc0iQ
https://avpunknown.com/avp2aio/

https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/LV-1201

>>213851326
> come on dude stop doing this

> it doesn't make it less malicious just because you link you're old thread.

> you're post spamming, same fagging, trying to astroturf, you sperg hard. I'm done bruh you're pathetic

>>213851271 (OP)
>THAT is a 10/10 on /a•e/
Get some taste
Clearly curly is the hottest

>>213851326
>>213851363
samefag

>>213851356
Put down your phone when watching stuff and you will see, good lord.

>>213851356
>wendy fought the xeno
>the cyborg planted a chip on his neck
>the xeno stabbed wendys brother
pay attention theses things were even slowed down and shown in close up so you'd get it

>Wendy didn't even lose a limb in her garage battle with a xenomorph
Damn she's good

>>213851386
I don't even have a phone, I'm just drunk you asshole.

>>213851304
I don't get that vibe from him, he might be interested in Curly instead

>>213851383
idiot, also that makes no sense are you a bot? I tell the idiot to fuck off and you think we are the same person? do you understand what samefag means or are you on drugs?

>>213851356
Put the phone down for once in your goddamn life.

>How did Wendy get injured?
The xeno tossed and smacked her around the walls and floor of the room before she lopped it's head off
>How did knife hand guy talk directly to inside that kid's head?
He put a tracker/communicator on his neck while choking him. He pulled it out from his nail after downloading the data, right before choking jeet.
>Was Wendy's brother's lung injured, or did they just take it out for xeno purposes?
Yes, but they didn't remove the damaged lung. They took the working one and shoved cybernetics in him.

Dude wtf. I came on /tv/ for the first time in months looking forward to everyone shitting on this cringe, quippy joss whedon marvel slop. But you guys all love it?

Is everyone here just brown now?

Were Xenos ever shown in the movies to eat meat?

>>213851271 (OP)
Is that cum in her hair?

>>213851326
TPBP

>>213851370
R.I.P. Monolith

>>213851425
you are a fucking idiot, fuck off back to where you came from

>>213851438
Also a better story than Tron Legacy , but not a better story than Tron Uprising.

>>213851425
Nobody actually likes it outside of enjoying shitting on it. There's one or two anons that are convinced it's the best thing to ever happen to television though.

>>213851428
no and they aren't here either, wat?

Always hated facehuggers, so this bullying sequence was pretty cathartic

>>213851425
nobody loves it, this guy SAMEFAGS for astroturfing, he makes spam posts about the same thing

people will call him out for samefagging he gets mad at everyone spergs then makes another

he tried acting like different people for a while but I called him out for doing it all over TV and V

if he gets called out enough he heads the thread and makes another usually but now he's just shamelessly admitting it's him and spamming these posts while samefagging in them replying to Op as someone else

>>213851370
Arnaud can be the backstory for Weyland which makes things more logical that Weyland is simply insane, mindfucked and wants revenge on the aliens while originally wanting to explore them.

It explains why Arnaud is so ignorant to ignore Predator technology in favor of xeno biology.

>>213851466
keep telling yourself that prometheus faggot

>>213851304
He's annoying but also a very good actor. I'm mainly watching it for him at this point.

>>213851472
This retarded show forgot that facehuggers have acid blood too. They can't be dissected without killing you.

>>213851304
>Samuel Blenkin
This jew gypsy has Downs Syndrome, doesn't he?

>>213851271 (OP)
this show is so fucking bad, why is there a general for it? kind of funny because none of the posts ITT are even talking about this awful show.

>>213851484
god look at your tabs, fuck off zoomer, it must be really confusing for you that anons actually like something, you've never experienced this before have you?

>>213851525
maybe because you zoomer children are flooding the threads with idiotic shit?

The redhead actress girl has nudes

>>213851495
huh?

>>213851521
>>213851521
You're not very bright, are you?

>>213851532
*SMACKS*
You have exactly 10 minutes to get lost or I will find where you live and I will knock on your door and ask you for tea & crumpets which you're too poor to afford. See the name? I'm bad news.

>>213851525
Its marketing spam. Same with those nonstop threads for that Andor cancer or any given Marvelslop.

>>213851521
no it did it hoed the acid blood and then the android got a fresh scalpel this is what you miss when you are distracted by flashing lights and colors on your 20+ other devices you can't pay attention.

>>213851589
you uh you go ahead and try that you stupid child, or maybe go ask your mom for breakfast, its a school day kiddo

zoom zooms mad

>>213851484
>>213851532
Just think: there are people like this who do this their whole waking hours. Just shitposting with multiple threads open and upset other people like things.

>>213851586
That's clearly not displaying acidic properties. Not only that, but facehuggers and Xenomorphs have extremely high blood pressure so that when they get cut or stabbed the blood shoots out like a projectile in order to hit their attackers. Again, bad writing and extremely incompetent production.

>>213851370
When I was a kid who never heard of PTSD I thought he was getting mind controlled by the aliens and that he was forced to live with the aliens for a year before being rescued. I thought he turned into some human alien hybrid which made him so interested in stealing the queen and effective at thinking like a xenomorph.

>>213851586
>>213851638
>>213851521
>>213851472
Cutting the facehugger open was so dumb
If they wanted to harvest it they should have given it a gentle handjob

>>213851634
its just kids who are so so upset they can't follow a narrative, anything beyond taktik 10 sec shit they lose focus

>>213851634
atleast I don't do the same thing and samefag yawn

>>213851356
Wnedy got bonked by the xeno during a fight. Cybernigga stuck some kind of chip on jeetborg when he grabbed his neck and brothers lung was damaged by the xeno, i assume they just replaced it with a synthetic one and used his real one to feed the xeno embyro.

>>213851631
These threads are filled with people acting like /pw/ console warriors. Hate posting and shit posting out of habit to the point where that's all they can do. Pray we never reach that point ourselves.

>~12 years old
>get her eye socket almost raped by a xeno
>start acting weird with her eye and wandering around like if she wants more
What did they mean by this?

Why did the thread suddenly get so defensive

>>213851600
>>213851622
>>213851631
Nice lack of capitals and nice projection, jeet Zoomer.
>>213851664
>>213851671
Don't you rednecks have better things to do but pretend you're English men?

>>213851671
you can't even watch something without zoning out, incredible truely the zoombie generation, now go ahead and play on your switch and stop saying stupid things

>>213851705
>t. zoomie

>>213851638
They killed it before cutting it open, no more pressure and the only thing the acid blood touched was the face hugger itself, which it is immune to

>>213851705
only one of those posts are mine and i'm posting on a pc, you see zoomy on a pc you can decide if you want to capitalize a letter or not, I know this must be very confusing for you.

>>213851638
Nigger it has acid for blood. Of course it's body would be resistant to it's own acid. How fucking retarded would xenomorph biology have to be for it to get a minor cut, then have it's entire body start to melt because it bled on itself? You can clearly see that the xeno remains are perfectly fine from it's own blood, it's always the floor or transport that's smoking from the acid dissolving through it.

>>213851679
Her near death experience has awakened the idea that she may not be her actual self inserted into a synth body. Just a copy. A synth given a rich back story to make the process easier and more realistic compared to a traditional synth. She's going to have a nervous breakdown sooner rather than later unless it's just a red herring.

>>213851622
>you go ahead and try that
Don't make me knock on your door for those tea and crumpets.

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>>213851720
>>213851671
Replying to yourself now? How about you fix your atrocious grammar if you want to live in Britain you immigrant?

>>213851771
Facehuggers are actually not resistant to their own blood. Their skin melts and burns when splashed with it. Adult Xenomorph carapace is too hard to be affected by it. Dumb jeet.

>>213851679
Shes being influenced by Best boy it might have an effect that makes ya wanna let it in your eye socket Also Shes got some trauma and Jelly Feelings for Wendy being boy's favorite toy

>>213851764
You're on a PC, huh? Nice Samsung Galaxy A51 you got there.

> Only a child in a skintight bodysuit can pilot the robot, cos ehmm neuroplasticity and shit
Hollywood uses now anime pedo logic to write movies, lold?

>>213851431
Yes. Mine.

>>213851587
jfc

Should I call her Wendy or Marcy?

>>213851271 (OP)
>posted without comment

Marketing thread

We've had 3 androids experimenting on facehuggers in this franchise (4 if you count Ash, but he was just trying to get it off Kane), it could become a genre of porn at this point

>>213851873
Marcy is dead.

Black goo confirmed

Marketing thread is over. He just got doxxed.

>>213851807
oh dear the country of bongland, lambeth (w/e that is) in the city of ""sheffield"" dear god the galaxy a1 oh no jesus what will I do? oh wait nothing because this idiot just posted his entire online signature, that might be the most hilarious thing Ive seen for a while, are you just begging for big mean anons to come to your house and do all manner of unseemly things to you?

was the xeno trying to eggmorph the brother?

>>213851839
please see >>213851946
are you trying to do your neighbor or something, that is truly hilarious also kinda mentally unstable, I'm from aus btw you delusional retard

>>213851946
Those tea & crumpets better be ready, retard.

>android can hear alien frequencies because she is SPESHUL CHOSEN ONE
and this is the great show you retards are defending?

>>213851946
hahaha that is funny man why are you pretending to be a glowie jackass

>>213851980
Those tea & crumpets better be ready, retard.

this thread gotta have the largest amount of underage b& retards on this entire board

>>213851967
Don't think so. There are eggs already present and it knows that. Think it was just restraining him until huggers could arrive.

>>213852014
I'm the retard half

>>213851271 (OP)
WTF with this thread?

>>213851938
you are completely fucking retarded, I am this anon
>>213851622
and I live in Australia and am posting from my PC you mental case, lmfao this is a special kinda retardation going on

>>213851587
The ass burster.

>>213852050
some schizo can't stand people talking about a show he doesn't like

>>213851807
>mozilla
>safari

And

>Lambeth
>Sheffield

Wat

>>213852050
Some schizo obsessed with defending this show is doing a melty it seems.

>>213852036
based honest anon

>>213851999
no, the speculation is that the aliens communicate at a frequency that normal humans can't hear (think dogs) but Wendy can

(You)213852068
(You)213852077
Those tea & crumpets better be ready, retard.

>>213851984
yes by all means you come to the home of whoever the fuck lives there, maybe someone should alert the poor folks at lambeth? is that the town or something, by all means please report back on the results

i love the show and the opinions of fags who dont like it doesnt concern me at all. anyone who doesnt like alien earth is probably a horse molester.

>>213852091
>android can hear alien frequencies because she is SPESHUL CHOSEN ONE
thats what i said. this show is garbo. why is it made fun of in resurrection but not here?

>>213852124
The tea and crumpets situation better be resolved by the time we go back to Earth.

>>213852130
waifufags

>>213852124
It’s a borough of London I used to live in. Claiming you’re on safari on a Samsung is an amusing touch as well.

Comic niggers: get fuck out of these threads. No one cares what happens in the comics.

>>213852087
no quite the opposite some schizo is trying to spam and shut down a thread with insane nonsense like this, >>213851807
I don't even live in the UK, and I'm not using a samsung, I'm on my computer, its a case of sever mental illness, really weird.

>>213851967
No, dipshit. It set a trap for her. It recognized she & jeet weren't human, and wanted to see how much of a threat she was. It set a trap to lure her there so it could kill her in a confined space, but got spooked when she intentionally went to confront it. That's why it went up top, because it was going to stab through the container with it's tail and kill her. But she could hear it and stabbed it first which caused it to stop wanting to play and test it's prey and go kill mode. That's why it stabbed the brother through the lung and was about to mouth his head in before Wendy meat hooked it. It's also why it cut off it's own mouth tube to free itself and used it's tail to drag her in to the room. She was the biggest threat and it miscalculated and got it's head cut off. He tried to kill her with blunt force trauma, which was his mistake. He should have ripped off her limbs instead of smacking her around the room while holding her with it's tail.

>>213851425
Surprisingly, it actually isn't very quippy - one of the good things about it.

>>213852136
>>213852160
ok but you uh you keep on keeping on, very strange but by all means you go lad, those nasty folk in lambert

>>213852180
literally none of that is shown in the show, wtf is this head canon? it set up a trap? LMAO

>>213851370
>These aliens don't know how resourceful us humans can be, or at least how resourceful I can be.
>I will not starve
Kino.

>>213852086
Almost all browsers use user-agent string that starts with Mozilla, it started about 30 years ago when Netscape (which used Mozilla user-agent) had the most features and many websites only offered basic pages to every other browser.

>>213852160
I'm on a computer actually, I've never owned a samsung in my life and i've never been to bongland you really are an odd duck aren't you?

>>213852218
Waste of a (you) mate, I’m taking the piss out of the 1337hax0r

>>213852179
Shut up you piece of shit marketer. Buy an ad. Nobody beat your sorry ass and now you're in disbelief that somebody will actually knock on your door with a belt in his hand?

>>213852234
I fucking hate you Norton

>>213852228
Put your phone down.

>>213852180
Why are you making up shit that didn't happen at all in the show to defend it? Bizarre fanfic post

>>213852239
Interesting, thanks for that
>>213852257
Follow the thread, big man. I’m pointing out the troll’s flaws

>>213852180
>It recognized she & jeet weren't human, and wanted to see how much of a threat she was.
You are beyond retarded. Are you the same fool spazzing out?

>>213851472
IT'S SO CUTE!

Can't wait for the Plushy

>>213852263
>>213852269
try better then you fucking idiot the show is great you are retarded, now fuck off

>>213852274
trap for anyone not for her

>It recognized she & jeet weren't human, and wanted to see how much of a threat she was.

completely baseless fanfiction

>>213852172
It's not their fault the show is fucking boring, comic recommendations are welcome.

>>213852291
I never claimed I'm on a samsung or on safari are you mentally unstable?

>>213852303
>this is how the Aussie describes himself, he's a marketing troon.

>>213852353
damn you are really desperately hating this show aren't you? prometheus sucked btw and ridley scott is washed up senile hack

I do wonder if Wendy standing in the meat truck with everything all cold while body blocking her brother stopped the xeno from being able to see. Wendy has a synthetic body so does she even give off enough heat or human hormones to be visible? I always assumed xenos track people by scent and body heat, not regular sight.

>>213852293
>>213852317
Go watch the end of episode 2, faggots. It tracks them down to the egg chamber, and stalks them from the wreckage. It sees that the eggs only react to hermit, not wendy or jeet. That's why it takes hermit, leading directly in to episode 3. It was curious as to what the fuck the other two were, and already knew the cyborg wasn't fully human and that much of a threat already.

Jesus fucking christ. I know you faggots are baiting, but there are genuinely people that retarded with that little attention span out there that would genuinely think like you because the xenomorph isn't just on a murder spree due to a 2 hour movie time constraint, and actually has some ability to have depth to the character.

>>213852391
??

So why are people sperging about the tadpole xeno they took out of the facehugger? What did you think the facehugger does kek? We knew it deposits the alien in your chest since the first movie, what is the problem?

>>213851271 (OP)
/b/ tier thread

>>213852392
Xenos can see. Their eyes are inside the top of the carapace which is translucent but tinted on the outside like sunglasses.

how romantic :(

>>213852404
I think he is a grief bot, not even making sense anymore.

>>213852440
It was all fine and dandy with plenty of discussion until this David-loving shill shat it up.

>>213852398
>because the xenomorph isn't just on a murder spree
Except it clearly is, unless a main protag is involved. Then it just throws them around. Why didn't it take all the party guests to the eggs?

>>213852392
they are not seeing by heat kek, it's echo and electro-location.

>>213852453
that's her brother you sick fuck

>>213852427
there is this one guy who just wants to hate on the show no matter what

>>213852480
>wants to hate on
Are you 12?

>>213852427
some idiot made up a headcanon where facehuggers implant black goo into the victims

>>213852391
you told him off good, anon. its okay anon us gamergirls love Alien Earth. Here you go:

https://gamergirl.pro/image.php?v=HL7LCA.jpg

>>213852427
a pre-fertilized egg makes sense, it goes in.. slowly gets made draws nutrients maybe with umbilical cord.Hence the 80/20 mix of DNA. 80 % xeno(pre fertilized egg that needs nutrients from host 40% egg 40% sperm, 20% host. Just sperm what does it do? Grow teeth and eat you? Why is it sentient from the start?

>>213852472
>echo and electro-location
So like sharks and bats? Other movies make it seem like Synthetics are totally a blindspot to them though.

Wow, this show fucking SUCKS

>>213852392
Xenos aren't blind, fag. They can see, and usually when their sight is depicted, it's shown like an IR camera view. It fucked off because wendy walked towards it while armed. It's easier to just jump on top of the container, stab through it with it's tail, and take her out.

>>213852465
See above. Synths don't look the same as humans do to the xenovision/senses. And a half human, half synth already evaded it once, and then proceeded to shock it's shit in and incapacitate it and trap it for a short while. If half a robot could do that to it, it has reason to fear what a full one could do. Xenomorph aren't stupid, and if you engaged with any fucking alien media outside of the movies, you'd know this.

GUARD THE OMELLETE!

>>213852480
The show is garbage. Defending it is embarrassing.

>>213851271 (OP)
>no inxest scene with synthetic sister

Wow, this show fucking SUCKS

gamergirl.pro/image.php?v=HL7LCA.jpg

>>213852427
Didn't Romulus establish facehuggers use black goo?

What did she mean by this?

>>213852427
It's been kind of vague across multiple movies. I just assumed it was always a cancerous lump because it takes genetic information, but since it's a tadpole, it's already kind of ready to go, I mean, whats even the point of a host if it can just eat the egg?

>>213852607
>eat the egg?
wat
are you just gonna ignore where I pointed out this was dumb

>>213852607
those were predalien's eggs

>>213852453
They look cute together

>>213852585
>>213851936

I don't know how cyborg was contacting Indian hybrid and I suspect there won't be any good explanation besides "he hacked the system".
I don't like how anon's prediction from a few days ago seems to be coming true and the rest of the season will be set on this boring ass island.
I did like the cyberpunk city moments we got. And I liked the banter between the 2 hybrids trying to hide who they were.

>>213852573
They don't have working holes, dude. They can't eat or drink, and as the covetous bitch said to the boy kavalier, they, "don't poop." They're barie & ken doll'ing it. They have some sort of energy coil looking thing down there.

>>213852560
>If half a robot could do that to it, it has reason to fear what a full one could do.
So instead of avoiding a danger it decides to follow it around and try and " jump on top of the container, stab through it with it's tail". You really are low IQ.

>>213852550
not a blind spot, they just ignore them like furniture. no meat = no interest.

>>213852427
Because every other Alien movie has shown that it implants an embryo that rapidly grows and hatches. Not a tadpole like a fucking frog you dumb faggot.

>>213852585
no

>>213852665
>I don't know how cyborg was contacting Indian hybrid
he planted a comms device on him

>>213852665
>I don't know how cyborg was contacting Indian hybrid and I suspect there won't be any good explanation besides "he hacked the system".
Pay attention when you watch, retard.

>>213852691
the tadpole is the embryo you fucking autist, it's literally the same thing

>>213852665
>I don't know how cyborg was contacting Indian hybrid
He has 65 yr old tech that can hack state of the art hybrids.

>>213852723
No it isn't. An embryo can't swim you idiot.

>>213852591
I think what she meant was penis feel gooood

>>213852671
Yes, nigger. It did. It was shown doing exactly that. It miscalculated and fucking died because of it. Don't comment on IQ when yours don't even reach double digits. You probably need some faggot explaining the episode to you in under 60 seconds while some flashy mobile game or minecraft footage plays in the corner, given how little you can comprehend of what is said and shown to you in the most brain dead basic bitch way possible because of the streaming audience attention span.

>>213851271 (OP)
why is she wearing a jism on her brow? for what purpose?

>>213852723
I mean couldn't they just stick a rubber band around the face huggers penis to stop the tadpole from getting into people? Seems like a bad plot idea u less they going for plushies

>>213852759
Synths and hybrids bleed like that.

*bluesy guitar solo*

>>213852730
He's not hacking him. It's a tracker and a communicator.

>>213852591
>le dutch angle
Why? Was it a rape scene?

I have a hard time differentiating between the various robot, cyborg classes.
Was Ash also a cyborg, basically a human with robot parts? Is Kirsh just a machine or does he also have human parts from a former life?

She's great

>>213852806
Ash and Kirsh are androids (machines with AI).

>>213852806
Ash, Bishop, David and Kirsh are all full synthetics.

>>213852806
>Is Kirsh just a machine
yes, and so was Ash, and Bishop

>>213852670
She has a mouth.

>>213852806
>Was Ash also a cyborg, basically a human with robot parts?
Jesus christ, have you even actually watched Alien? Did you not see what he looked like on the inside?

>>213852806
This show isn't canon. There are only humans and synths. Synths are robots made from from artificial biological parts rather than metal. There are no cyborgs or hybrids. Kirsh and Ash are just synths. Anything else is just nonsense made up for this dumb show.

>>213852758
>completely misses the point
Okay, summer holidays huh.

>>213852806
Kirsh is a pure synth

Ash is also a synth, the white shit is their lubrication for parts or something

>>213851431
Yeah, it's my fault really, I didn't order enough android blood so we had to get the PAs to cum on her hair. We did so many takes that eventually everyone on the crew had run out of cum and we had to move on and work with the takes we got.

>>213852818
>small petite frame
>supple lips
>anime girl body and skull composition
>black hair and green eyes
>amazing breasts
it doesn't get any better than this. REMINDER: i waifud her back in 2022 and she's mine which makes all of YOU cuckolds. Check the archives.

>>213852864
Cope. Blade Runner and Alien are in the same universe and they could upload people's memories into androids in Blade Runner.

>>213852713
>>213852719
>>213852730
I missed that and wondered if something like that had happened and then thought "there's no way that would be the case because prodgy would definitely do a check of all the hybrids to make sure they hadn't been compromised since they're each worth billions"

>>213852840
>>213852833
>>213852845
Thanks anons, but Morrow is something else? Because he mentioned his former life in a way

>>213852885
No they aren't.

>>213852889
He is a cyborg (human augmented with artificial parts).

>>213852889
Morrow is a cyborg, human with synthetic parts

>>213852857
Yeah sure, I never doubted that Ash was anything but a manmade android until I saw Alien Earth.

>>213852341
I’m talking about this post

>>213851807


and the flaws in it, you monumental SPASTIC. I appreciate it’s an image board but basic reading comprehension is assumed.

fucking dumbass

>>213852889
He’s been gone 65 years.

>>213852527
faggot
>>213852544
faggot
>>213852572
faggot

>>213852911
>>213852912
gotcha

>>213852888
I think it's pretty common trope that old tech can get unnoticed

>>213851271 (OP)
>mfw I can't watch episode 3 'til 4 hours

>>213852885
>>213852908
you sure?

>>213852806
Giganigga: in spite of his behavior, almost entirely human, he's a regular ass homo-sapien that was surgically outfitted with a magic arm and a USB interface in his brain

Kirsh, Ash, Bishop, David, basically everything we've seen before: 100% robutt with a programmed computer brian

Wendy and the Lost Boys: Almost 100% robot but science magic gave them an actual human brian (or an indistinguishably accurate copy of one, but either way their internal monologue is not beep boop 001001110 the way it would be for Bishop or David)

>>213852818
I'd like her to have a less stupid haircut but she's really good in the role.

>>213852806
its a bit dumb because i think in the movies they used to call the full robots "androids" but they call them "Synthetics" in this show.
synthetics = fully artificial, non-human
cyborg = human with some artificial parts, speaks for itself, normal guy with robot arm and brain implants
hybrid = 100% synthetic body with whats supposed to be human mind, but also souped up brains similar to synthetics that can plug in chips to gain 5tb of skill and knowledge

>>213853003
>but they call them "Synthetics" in this show
I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself

>>213853003
+1

>>213851271 (OP)
Is it pedo to find this girl hot in the show as she has the mind of a child?

>>213852983
>Giganigga
perfect name for his black ass

>>213853003
They called Ash a robot in the first movie.

>tfw downloading 100GB of femboy porn
oof get me a towel

So Joe will end up with Chestbuster while Kirsh reveals he was David all along?

>cyborg - tuning people into machines
>hybrid - turning machines into people

>>213852983
The name Morrow is kinda close to tomorrow, and the symbology is big in this show. Wonder if it means anything

>>213852981
what are these workers even doing lmao

>>213853124
oldfags will know

>>213853082
depends, are you attracted to that idea alone or her 29 y.o physical body?

>>213853128
>while Kirsh reveals he was David all along?
now that would be insane.

>>213853146
they're in southeast asia I assumed it had something to do with getting rid of mold but afaik so far it hasn't been explained in the show itself

>>213853135
also could be a reference to Marlow in Isolation

doctor Yutani, I am Prometheus

>>213853128
This show takes place in an alternate timeline David doesn't exist in.

>>213853082
>>213853166
Nibs has better nips and tits anyways, with a nice pussy to boot.

>>213853166
>29 y.o
THE WINDOW IS CLOSING IN
SHE MUST BE IMPREGNATED WITHIN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS

>>213853124
>>213853156
>be on dial up, 56k a minute, 29 dollars for 40 hours a month, you're now 400 dollars in the hole over one week, you've been gooning that entire week. Lie and say you spent your vacation camping

>>213852591
I refuse to have sex if I cannot get this or better.

>>213853209
I want to suck on Nibs' nib

>>213853209
Plus you can throw Nibs up against a pane of glass and she'll stick

>>213853146
>>213853173
i have a feeling they might be spies or something, since they keep getting shown in this eerie way for no reason, even if they only get to do one thing like opening up some doors for a weyland death squad once. its also low hanging fruit for "big corporation doesnt care about essential employees, leading to massive unforeseen disaster" in this way, especially since they seem to work around the synthetic dorms.

He knows how to manipulate them. Figured out her weak spot in one minute.

Thank God for the Nibs actress.

>>213853209
yeah she cute

>>213853255
She literally spells it out for him inside a minute.

>>213853267
>>213853291
>be a nobody actress
>still do a nude photoshoot
why?

I should call him...

>>213852981
The timeline is so strange. So Tyrell went under before 2049 but pioneered growing artificial people in vats. Wallace Corporation takes over the Replicant market then falls apart sometime after 2049. Then Weyland-Yutani spring up and invent Synthetics which are basically Replicants but with AI brains and white bodily fluids?

>>213853291
>>213853267
looks like she has down's

>>213853321
She is a coddled nepo baby.

>>213853337
2049 is not canon.

>>213853318
That's why kids need protection from predators

This is a show for teens. You are making a general for a young adult TV show. Why is there not a Degrassi general?

>>213852180
>but got spooked when she intentionally went to confront it.
So xenos are pussies now? When has this been a thing?

>>213853291
nibbin'

But why did they kill the children after the transition, they could let them life to the end?
Isn't it unethical?

>>213853379
>predators
Predators are not canon

>>213853166
I kinda just like her retarded hairstyle desu

>>213853402
Or a California Dreams general.

>>213853420
They literally die in the process, they showed them being put into body bags.

>>213853436
forced meme is forced

>>213853420
If they didn't kill them, the hybrids wouldn't be able to see their old corpses and create a connection to their 'new' bodies instead.

>Morrow says xenomorphs hunt those who are afraid
>Brother is constantly pissing his pants in fear
>xeno doesnt bother with him until the end after the trap fails

>>213853420

Humans died either way. At least this way they have a chance to live forever. Or at least until Prodigy ceases to provide support once the next version rolls out.

All of this canon autism is going to get so much worse when Predator drops

In all seriousness why the fuck are they making a Predator movie about Weyland Yutani androids

>>213852607
Why do you people think they cant mutate and take in genetic material in their tadpole stage? they grow 10 times their size in a matter of hours after emerging from someone. Real world logic doesnt apply

>>213853192
It takes place in Romulus timeline.

>>213853535
>Brother is constantly pissing his pants in fear
But maybe his cyborg parts prevent the xenomorph from detecting is fear. Maybe him sweating is just a human reflex but it doesn't contain any pheromones or shit

>>213853420
>>213853459
>>213853519
Duckface literally remembers dying
She keeps flashing back to her near death experience when the eyeball attacked her and conflating it with her full death experience in the portrait operating room

>>213853641
>portrait operating room
*android operating room, yes I am on the toilet right now wish me luck

>>213852981
>"I DESIGN YOUR EYE"

Why is the eye design chink always out in that hallway spraying shit

>>213852670
this breaks all immersion in the fictional world they are trying to create. No human ever in the history of humanity would create a lifelike android or something that we couldn't also fuck

>>213853664
Fingers crossed no blood in stool

>>213853597
I doubt it.

>>213852670
>>213853683
The not pooping is a feature
>but I poop from there
>never again, you don't

>>213853712
that's kink-shaming

>>213853674
he got fired from his eye designing job only thing he could get

>>213853574
Because AvP is in the same canon as Predator.

>yeah just roll these eggs in here and leave them unsupervised as staff walks around
>oh look the egg is opening haha let me look at it
>hmm the WY ship crashed due to breach of containment maybe well that's crazy anyway let's bring all these bioweapons into our HQ and leave them unguarded idk whatever
>Prodigy CEO almost literally crawled into one of the eggs and had to be pushed away by his android butler
>whole area is unguarded with multiple mentally unwell androids roaming around

I'm getting real tired of the tropes associated with this franchise. Can they not just write a story where the characters are not idiots or insane for once?

>>213853328
The most realistic evil scheme for Weyland Yutani would be to capture facehuggers and genetically engineer them to be nonlethal

They'd sell billions

>>213853770
Then we would have no story.

>>213853574
predator and avp are not canon to alien

The references to real world animated movies has been bizarre. Peter Pan is okay since it's a classic and fits with the theme, but the idea of Ice Age existing in the Alien universe is just weird.

>>213853124
ah yes the mandatory closeups of a sweaty black person taking up 15% of the running time of each episode.

also for someone that is a "special agents" or chief of security and can accomplish some solid snake shit on demand this guy sure is out of shape

>>213853817
he's a cyborg, he doesn't need to be "in shape"

>>213853803
Why, quite postmodern if you ask me?

>>213853770
I'm trying to think who are the most competent Alien protags
And it's either the very first one who are fucked from the start and have little to blame except Ash sabotaging everything on purpose
Or oddly enough AVP1 where they come in armed, equipped and aware and then get fucked because the one thing they didn't anticipate is the whole ass building was a Hellraiser type clockwork contraption, how are you supposed to see that bullshit coming

>>213853817
He's been on a climate controlled space ship for 60 years.

>>213853803
All Disney movies are canon in Disney's Hulu's FX's Aliens: Earth

>>213853337

None if makes sense since replicants were already pretty much indistinguishable from humans on an organic level (to identify them you either had to perform a psych test or like use a microscope to see their serial number) etc...
And after that they scrap the entire concept and go back to robots with white blood. Makes zero sense. Doesn't even get a handwave as "technology to make replicants was lost" since they were mass produced and deployed. Even if Tyrell/Wallace went under the tech would've been used by many new companies to fill in the demand.

>Curly boasts about how much better she is than Wendy
>says she had learned French
>she got someone to download it into her brain
Bitch, Wendy just spontaneously learned how to hack without downloading shit into her brain. She's the goddamn favorite for a reason and I can't wait until Kavalier tears your ego down because he knows how much better Wendy is than you.

Called it.
>>213657548

>>213853850

This issue was "solved" in the first Alien movie where Ripley was the voice of reason and everyone else was either an idiot, incompetent or malicious. That's what made Alien work. You immediately sided with her because she was talking in a rational and sensible way.

But now these movies are stacked with morons that all but use alien embryos as buttplugs.

>>213853934
Are you a teen? Why are you so excited over a teen show?

>>213853934
Children desires to be recognized by those in authority.

>metallica
lmao kino

>>213853770
Hey, don't be hating on Kavalier. The moment he learned how dangerous they are, he locked the place down so people that can't be infected as allowed in or out. Not his fault that the people looking after the children hybrids are doing an awful job of raising/teaching them.

>>213853597
Wouldn't David exist in the Romulus timeline since they have knowledge and access to the black goo?

Why are they trying so hard to force rock music into every scene?

>>213853959
Why would she be the only one with a "connection" to the eggs?

>>213853960
By your estimate Parker called it first, we're not a rescue ship.

>>213853934
That CEO twerp is getting his shit pushed in momentarily. His hubris is off the chart and he's going to get killed off first as the HQ goes into lockdown due to a breach.
Thematically he's useless at this point since the situation has been set up in a way where the only thing left for him to do is die.

>>213853975
I know, but it's hilarious how smart she thinks she is because she got someone to download another language into her train and she claimed she had learned French. She didn't learn shit, she just copy and paste a book into her brain.

>>213854009
Prodigy intentionally gave Wendy something extra because the wants a conversation.

>>213853986
He's an idiot for not listening to his employees telling him that bringing the aliens to the island was a bad idea.

>>213853896
In 2049 canon they already banned production of replicants once and in Resurrection making sentient androids like Call was banned too.

>>213853984
megadeth better

>>213853986
He is way too unserious for what is going on and what he has on his hands.

Not to mention that Morrow managed to sneak a communicator on one of his synths. How does one not monitor all communications and selectively block signals to and from his HQ.

So all this time all W-Y needed to do to breach his security is plant a tiny communicator on any one of the staff or items going to the island.
So stupid.

>>213854052
they have one good song, metallica has like 20

>>213854052
Hope Dave Mustaine sees this, bro.

>>213852478
it's platonic-romantic

Oi lad, you paid 864k dollars for your new synthetic body, yeah, but to unlock all the premium features, like: sensory activation of your genitalia, color vision, full spectrum hearing and activation of the taste buds in your tunge, you have to book a subscription, for only 35k a month.
If you do or even think something that is against the moral codex of our company, we reserve the right, to permanently deactivate all the premium features.
Enjoy, lad.

>>213854027
But she now speaks French. However she acquired this knowledge she's trying to become more than she was.

>>213854040
>something extra
That somehow had a reaction on an alien lifeform no human has ever encountered before?

>>213854027
They didn't download language into her brain, they downloaded language lessons and she just went through them super-fast because they have super-computers for brains.

>>213854049
Yeah both franchises are all about corpos obeying laws and rules.

What's going on with Wendy's audio hallucination? Is she connected to the aliums? Is she becoming an alium queen?

>>213854027
a smart robot would have learned Arabic instead

>>213854099
Their idea is 'advanced AI can do anything.'

>>213853896
Id say synthetics were easier to make and didnt really need a reason to try and fool people into believing they are human

>>213854004
its a Hawley thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1osT-9mpOs

>>213854045
Like he said, he just got a trillion dollar worth of R&D landed right into his lap. You have to be an idiot to not do research on them, and the lab itself is fine, it's clearly going to be the supposedly loyal synth and hybrids that's going to be the problem. Not like he can predict all the shit that's happening to them.

>>213853959
yeah I'm thinking the same >>213854128

make a new ffs

really makes you wonder why the Predator race never invented any ai companions

>>213854027
And in our world, they're countless examples of smart dumb people. People gave the scientists in Prometheus hell because he grabbed a snake alien in his bionic exoskeleton suit that was said to be five times stronger than steel, where NASA saw 20 pounds of foam strike the Colombia, that was moving at 17 Thousand miles per hour, and went, it'll be fine!

And that's dozens of scientists and engineers with super complex computers!!!!!!

>>213851370
Based AvP2 discussion chad. You've inspired me to go back and replay the game and read the comics.

>>213854147
I don't remember any rock music at all in Fargo season 1

>>213854195
they've got the noble savage thing. they're space redskins

>>213854195
Predator race found their technology. They didn't invent them.

>>213851356
Secondary screen watcher fuck off

>>213854099
Dog whistle science, Anon, Higher tier frequencies and what not.

>>213854195
Because they're smarter than us

>>213853124
>the cybernigga locking in on pajeet bussy

>>213851356
she had a brain aneurysm
he's just that powerful
he had a tumor

>>213854200
*There are

>>213854200
>People gave the scientists in Prometheus hell because he grabbed a snake alien
He stuck his face into the equivalent of a hissing cobra. The same person ran away from ancient corpses earlier on.
>in his bionic exoskeleton suit that was said to be five times stronger than steel
Yeah, sure.

why did cyborg dude ask the hybrids if they could hurt someone / let someone die?
is he referencing some kind of robots code? is this why he let himself get disarmed by 2 soldier plebs in ep02?

>>213853641
We aren't given any info on how the procedure works. We have no idea when their last memory is 'recorded'.
It's quite plausible that the process of extracting memories literally kills the host. In any event, she shouldn't have been conscious to any degree when she died.

>>213854307
>John Prometheus was calm and curious with the crew that woke him until the exact second he realized what David actually was

>"Oh shit oh fuck the monkeys have been fiddling with AI oh god I gotta kill them all, we gotta blow up their whole fucking planet right now oh fuck I hope it's not too late to contain it godamn fucking monkeys SHIT"

>>213854388
I think he was coping with letting all of his crew die
He seems to be cool with icing Prodigy grunts since he put the leech on one of them in ep 1

>>213854388
to get information for his ideas about what's going on

>>213854388
He knew they were cyborgs and he was just testing to see their moral code, if any. He knows WY can make slave human-looking androids who can do evil at their master's whim. Also if they have some humanity to them, he can exploit them.

>>213854373
The helmet is quite Literally, supposedly at least, as Strong as steel. You didn't watch the mini segments that showed the suits amazing abilities and the cast in their suits asking the scientists about the suits? AVP 2, Cloverfield, Prometheus, they all had those things, those film vignettes. Dark City too, if memory serves.

>look up nibs photoshoot
>Implants
Disappointing. They're at least just the smaller tasteful ones that do make you look better while wearing clothes, but still too bad.

The insane plot armor on the zoomer guy is so retarded.

>>213854388
>why did cyborg dude ask the hybrids if they could hurt someone / let someone die?
>is he referencing some kind of robots code?
he figured out they were synthetic instantly but mentions they act like kids, obviously hesgoing to see if they were programmed like synths, also planting seeds of existentialism into teenage robots in order to control them seems kind of funny and based

>>213854439
>he put the leech on one of them
He absolutely did not
I'm not ascribing sainthood to the guy, his actions got them killed, but he went very far out of his way to try to capture and restrain them and then as soon as he left the shit that escaped containment killed them anyway
If that was his intention he would have saved a massive amount of precious time and effort by shooting them on sight, his hope seemed to genuinely be "I'll leave these assholes here and somebody will rescue them later"

>>213854500
he basically got killed last episode, if it werent for futuristic sci fi medical tech.

>>213854500
Wait until the Jeet gets attacked and somehow lives

new thread saars

>>213853770
>"It's unreasonable to assume a fictional character knows what genre they're in"
Time and time again we see in real life that cliched tropes are realistic. The easiest example off the top of my head was covid where people would find out they had it, convince themselves that they didn't, and then continue their daily lives and interact with other people completely normally. Like all the zombie films where someone gets bitten and then hides the bite.

If you're lying in bed and you hear a weird noise, the vast majority of people won't immediately leave through a bedroom window. They might grab a bat (tiny chance they have a gun in their immediate vicinity and choose to grab it). But honestly, most will either ignore it, or lazily check it just to make sure it's nothing weird.
Likewise, you see some weird eggs that aren't doing anything then you're nervous for a bit until you decide it's harmless and then you're investigating it.

>>213854561
If you pretend to be Indian, don't be surprised when you find yourself surrounded by Indians.

>>213851421
> Yes, but they didn't remove the damaged lung. They took the working one and shoved cybernetics in him.
How would you know that?

>>213854088
Sure, acquiring knowledge is great but it's just funny how she's claim she's better because she learned French meanwhile Wendy had alter her own code to learn how to hack and killed an Alien on her own. It's hilarious how out-classed Curly is but she's still trying to claim she can be the new favorite to Kavalier, who knows all the shit that happened so far.

>>213854563
eggs are also inherently non-threatening, people act like facehugger eggs are some kind of common egg-type everybody would be looking out for.

NEW

>>213854650
>>213854650
>>213854650
>>213854650
>>213854650

>>213854596
I'm surrounded by them already

>>213854670
>>213854670

>>213854540
I agree that it seems out of character, especially with how he treated the boys in ep 3, but I feel like that's what the scene was implying
Maybe I need to rewatch it

>>213854665
So why are you making even this thread Indian, all this 'saars' spam is not funny anymore. It's not a stretch that constant reminders of mass third-world immigration and retardation are not funny.

>>213851428
>>213851469
only in 3

>>213851428
they're vegan sweaty, perfect organism remember? k thx

Just finished ep3. Time to shitpost.

Liked
>Kirsh being a chad, no fucks given
>experiments on the aliens gives us finally some insight without having to read fucking comics
>people in wonder and amazement about the aliens, instead of all-around pants-shitting
>boy kavalier being exactly the kind of scientifically unhinged person who I'd imagine running these megacorps

Disliked
>every time I hear them say "Wendy", my brain thinks "When deez nuts"
>literal child literally killing a literal xenomorph with a literal papercutter
>pajeet not immediately telling his boss that he heard voices
>not a single one of the trillion dollars on that "highly secure facility" island detecting the transmitter on pajeet

Also still coping that this takes place before Alien.

>>213851586
Damn girl, get that pussy checked out.