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Anonymous No.213853225 >>213853868 >>213853937 >>213854592 >>213855162 >>213855226 >>213856024 >>213856416 >>213856989 >>213857051 >>213857743
3 Body Problem
Did Dan and Dave redeem themselves from GoT with this show?
Anonymous No.213853829
>starring Samwise Gamgee
Anonymous No.213853864 >>213855162
I watch for she
Anonymous No.213853868 >>213853918 >>213854011 >>213854411 >>213854431 >>213857396
>>213853225 (OP)
No the tencent version is a million times better, I watched that first and literally couldnโ€™t even believe how badly Netflix raped the story to the point where it barely makes sense
Anonymous No.213853918 >>213853942 >>213853971
>>213853868
i never bothered with it because I assumed it would be impossible to tell the characters apart (they all look the same ching chong wing wong)
Anonymous No.213853937
>>213853225 (OP)
No. I liked the books and stopped watching this piece of trash after two episodes
Anonymous No.213853942 >>213853958
>>213853918
Your loss
Anonymous No.213853958 >>213853980
>>213853942
I'll be fine
Anonymous No.213853971
>>213853918
The scientist-detective buddy team up is sovlfvl and kino at least
Anonymous No.213853980
>>213853958
Whatever
Anonymous No.213854011
>>213853868
there's basically no story to begin with in the source material. mainly what if descriptions of things.
Anonymous No.213854022
It's actually worse than GoT season 8 it's just no one (but me) cares about this
Anonymous No.213854411 >>213854487
>>213853868
It absolutely sucked balls. It was waaaaaay too long, and some of the scenes are laughably bad, especially at the Panama canal. I also liked how they made the chink concentration camps seem like a fun outing.
Anonymous No.213854431 >>213854487
>>213853868
as someone who only saw the Netflix series, what are the differences between it and the tencent version?
Anonymous No.213854487
>>213854431
They actually put effort into their adaptation cause itโ€™s โ€œle modern chinese epicโ€ that they shill. Itโ€™s like a 7/10, >>213854411 is right about it being too long and the middle drags, but I think the Netflix one was like 1/10 and everyone involved should be executed.
Anonymous No.213854592
>>213853225 (OP)
It is fun brainless slop. Much better than late GOT which wasn't even fun.
Anonymous No.213854769
it was alright. Tatiana was hot.
Anonymous No.213855162 >>213855254
>>213853225 (OP)
ser Davos is the MVP of this shit show and hes not even on the poster lmao
the jew dude second from left to right is so ugly and insufferable i hope he fucking dies next season
Sam was based by they killed him off (of course)
Eiza is annoying and the chink isnt hot enough to make me care about her
honestly im only gonna watch it for Davos
>>213853864
dont even remember this character
Anonymous No.213855226
>>213853225 (OP)
Anonymous No.213855254 >>213855739
>>213855162
she was the agent of the human fifth-columnists that killed the fat british guy
Anonymous No.213855382 >>213856416 >>213857910
Is this a high IQ show?
Anonymous No.213855739 >>213856101
>>213855254
oooh yeah forgot about her
I'll probably need a summary rewatch before season2 (if it ever comes out)
Anonymous No.213856024
>>213853225 (OP)
Should I watch the Netflix version or chink version?
Anonymous No.213856101 >>213856170
>>213855739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W-9L2Wg7r4

she was in other scenes aside from this. she's the one who told the chink physicist to watch the sky (when the stars disappeared), etc
Anonymous No.213856170 >>213856279
>>213856101
as youtube commenters point out , the problem of this scene is that it makes it look like she has superhuman strength. I was convinced she was a sophon at this point. But she wasnt, shes just a human.
Anonymous No.213856279 >>213856504
>>213856170
she had a knife and surprised him. he was an unarmed fat guy who wasn't expecting to get stabbed by a girl.
i never assumed she was particularly strong just from watching this one scene.

the sophons could manipulate memory and your visual cortex, and electronics, etc
but I don't think they could manipulate matter directly
Anonymous No.213856416 >>213856460 >>213856665
>>213853225 (OP)

>>213855382
No it is a low iq show and books.

The whole premise of the show is utterly retarded.
In astrophysics you can have a star system with as many stars as you want. It just is divided into subsystems where each 2 elements are treated as a pair. E.g. you can have two stars rotating around their mass center and then have another star orbiting those two. This configuration is completely stable.
If the star system is unstable as claimed in the show that means that bodies in it would either collapse or just fly away into space.
If the star system is unstable that means that no planetary system could ever be made and no life could evolve in any form.
The "muh three body problem" in the title is the ultimate basedface wink-wink moment for midwits.

The rest of the show is muh "contact with aliens that are different from us" 101. If you've read any classical SF like Heinlein, Clarke, Lem etc you will notice that not a single original idea is offered. If that's the best the chinks writing can offer us (and it is definitely marketed this way) then I pity the chink civilizational thought development.
Anonymous No.213856427
kino titties
Anonymous No.213856460
>>213856416
>If that's the best the chinks writing can offer us (and it is definitely marketed this way) then I pity the chink civilizational thought development.
Anonymous No.213856504
>>213856279
she effortlessly smashes him against the window, look at the window. its not realistic

>but I don't think they could manipulate matter directly
no, there is a sophon in the books taking human form, a woman wielding a katana. In season 1 it must be that woman with the katana in the simulation. I presume in season 2 she will be on Earth like in the books
I thought Tatiana was that after i saw her smash this guy. But she's not.
Anonymous No.213856665 >>213856703 >>213856762
>>213856416
you're completely wrong lol, our solar system doesnt have stable orbits and has plenty of bodies and life still formed
Anonymous No.213856703 >>213856859
>>213856665
our solar system has one star
the tri-solaran (its right there in the name) system has three stars
Anonymous No.213856762 >>213856859
>>213856665
> our solar system doesnt have stable orbits
Oh I guess then Earth is gonna just fly away into the void or collapse with Jupiter next year.
Anonymous No.213856859 >>213856903 >>213856928
>>213856703
>>213856762
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stability_of_the_Solar_System
>The stability of the Solar System is a subject of much inquiry in astronomy. Though the planets have historically been stable as observed, and will be in the "short" term, their weak gravitational effects on one another can add up in ways that are not predictable by any simple means.

>For this reason (among others), the Solar System is chaotic in the technical sense defined by mathematical chaos theory,[1] and that chaotic behavior degrades even the most precise long-term numerical or analytic models for the orbital motion in the Solar System, so they cannot be valid beyond more than a few tens of millions of years into the past or future โ€“ about 1% its present age.

Wow, btfo in 5 seconds.
Anonymous No.213856903 >>213856918
>>213856859
Anonymous No.213856918
>>213856903
nice selfie!
Anonymous No.213856928 >>213856980
>>213856859
> cannot be valid beyond more than a few tens of millions of years into the past or future
Do you even read what you post you fucking retard
Anonymous No.213856980 >>213857005
>>213856928
Did you read the book? Or watch the show? It's pretty clearly explained there lol. You're the retard, btfo by facts, science, and the lore of the show kek.
Anonymous No.213856989 >>213857077
>>213853225 (OP)
No because much like GoT, it started off pretty well and ended very underwhelmingly. It's not as bad as GoT's ending but has that similar issue of not being able to stick the landing
Anonymous No.213857005 >>213857050
>>213856980
How are you able to live with yourself?
Anonymous No.213857050 >>213857914
>>213857005
I live with my wife and family, I watch kinos with them and pay attention and actually have an education so I don't embarrass myself you like you kek
Anonymous No.213857051
>>213853225 (OP)

No, they were largely ignored by all as they should. In other words they remain unforgiven.
Anonymous No.213857077
>>213856989
maybe because it hasn't ended yet?
Anonymous No.213857396 >>213857792
>>213853868
I haven't seen either version but might watch the chink one because it's thirty episodes per season and it shits me that modern shows can barely manage 8
Anonymous No.213857743 >>213857819
>>213853225 (OP)
Does the chinkdaptation or the source do the whole
>put man's brain in a jar to blast him off to meet the aliens
>propel his jar-ship with a bunch of nukes
>oh shit some random bolt got loose, I guess the plan is over now
shit or was it just a Netflix thing, because holy fuck that must be the most retarded shit I've seen in a long while
Anonymous No.213857792
>>213857396
>per season
How many seasons do you think there are?
Anonymous No.213857819
>>213857743
It hasn't made it that far yet
probably won't
Anonymous No.213857910
>>213855382
Itโ€™s midwit chink slop custom built to appeal to redditor basedence types

Itโ€™s basically a fantasy book with a bunch of intricate magic dressed up in science buzzwords and babble, and thatโ€™s meant to distract you from the fact that the characters are soulless automatons that inspire zero emotional resonance. The concepts can be neat and imaginative but they are not delivered in an effective way because you donโ€™t really give a fuck about any of the characters or plot which are at their core.
Anonymous No.213857914
>>213857050
>I live with my family
How bout you pay some bills faggot
Anonymous No.213857957
the netflix version is already renewed for three seasons and the GoT guys think they can tell the whole story with three
Anonymous No.213858232