Thread 213854650

Smug footfag edition

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>>213854650 (OP)
this smarmy jew is the worst thing about the show, otherwise I mostly like it so far

>>213854195
A couple years ago there was this 'you have unlimited budget to make a film' thread and I wrote a Predator movie script where humanity/ WY and all their AI advances to a Kardashev scale civilization and colonizes the galaxy and poses a threat to the predator species, leading to a galactic war. You have two sides duking it out:

>Human / Interstellar Colonies / WY, which has tamed the xenomorphs and can deploy them as worldkiller weapons with no fuckups
>Predator Empire

I'm pretty sure that's how I wrote it but I don't remember the ending.

Nibs' lips and eyes general

>>213853959
What are the implications of that? Will she be able to produce super-intelligent synth xenomorphs?

>>213854650 (OP)
>show has a constantly barefoot MALE character
>the actor looks like a skeksis
gay footfag bros, we lost again

He didn't even put slippers on when he went into the lab full of alien specimens. I hope one of those blood worms bites him in the foot.

near from temu

>>213854682

So far this super genius kid did not say one smart thing.

>>213854712
>gay AND a footfag
can you get any lower as a human being?

>>213854650 (OP)
Good God, that last thread was awful

since they're going to translate the xeno speech, what would it even say other than "i'm going to rape and kill all of you"? this seems a bit pointless. i'm really curious how autistic and retarded this all is going to be, in a good and funny way.

>>213854726
you mean you didn't like the part where he was whining about being smarter than everyone else?

>>213854738
I wasn't here for that one. I'm only here now to talk about how good Lily Newmark would look with mascara and eyeliner running down her face.

>>213854757
Like this but less fun

>>213854757
It would probably be talking about food sources and nesting sites.

just so you know there's non-gay thread that doesn't force you to look at a man's feet every time you open >>213854670

>>213854842
but i think the trailers are implying they are actually talking TO wendy, not just screaming/communicating amongst eachother.

Why does the end of every episodes have to end on a tone ruining basic ass metal song?

I swear to god this show was written by LLM

>>213854870
too late, sucka

>>213854871
Ok, that's stupid. What could they say besides I'm hungry and I want a safe place to lay my eggs?

>>213854914
>Why does the end of every episodes have to end on a tone ruining basic ass metal song?
because
>In "Alien: Earth" episode 2, the song "Stinkfist" by Tool plays at the end. Showrunner Noah Hawley mentioned he's a "big fan" of Tool and chose the song to evoke a strong feeling in the audience as they anticipate the next episode. He aimed to create a sense of celebration and forward momentum, linking the end of the episode to the beginning of the next.
lol

>>213854914
its called sovl

>>213854708
Perhaps she will align herself with the xenomorph race entirely, because it's perfectly efficient or something that appeals to her robot supercomputer.
>You can become whatever you want. - Lady says to Wendy in Ep 1.
However her connection to her brother is her link to humanity. When she plunges herself deep into the xeno-hivemind and takes the "crown", her brother will be able to save her and pull her back to the light, saving Earth and humanity from the Xeno Apocalypse(tm). Unless the writers kill him because of misandry or something and she saves herself because a light goes off in her head like in looney tunes.

>>213854650 (OP)
It's just a fun show. Somebody seems to have put the work in to make a decently compelling show. I know I'm a terrible anon for posting that opinion, but the truth is it's... Kino. Cast you stones. Kindly aim for my head.

>>213854914
so the series could burn money on licensing instead of cgi

>>213854964
It just feels like flexing. "yeah we licensed stinkfist, disney money bitch!"

>>213855021
this webm always makes me uncomfortable. What if the parrot gouges his eye out

>>213855125
haha yeah that's what she's gonna look like after i'm finished with her iykwim

Ok I have the Alien 3 assembly cut and Resurrection. What should I expect?

The little stand off with Morrow and Kirsh was the highlight for me.

Also team Nibs

>>213855125
yoda wants milk

>>213855085
it's a bird. not an eye octopus.

>>213855151
>Alien 3 assembly cut
marginally better than the theatrical, still overall bad
>Resurrection
dog shit

>>213855153
I'm Team Curly now. Her childish ambition/arrogance was endearing.

>>213854650 (OP)
i want to lick his feet if you know what i mean

>>213854989
Sorry pal, the only way this show works as a prequel is if everyone closely involved with the aliens and the aliens themselves on Earth die and the information gets buried
Hence no Prodigy, no hybrids and no knowledge of the Xenos in the films taking place later

>>213854757
it's going to be bad. like talking to a feral cat.

>>213854757
>I like you so I'm going to pin you down and plap plap plap you with my facehugger until you get pregnant

>>213855157
why is it biting the bowl

I hope the zoomer ceo gets raped by the alien. He is extremely unlikeable

>>213855153
Show is just the kirsch and nibs show.

>>213855182
>childish ambition
>arrogance
>endearing
Something is wrong with you. Do humanity a favor and kys.

>>213854870
>anon thinks of gay sex when he sees a guy
hmm

>>213855216
hahahaahaha

>>213855235
i like his feet

>>213855235
he nearly got facehugged, its obviously going to happen

>>213855199
Maybe you're right. If that's true then WY decapitates Cavalier Industries and steals everything. The black knifehand android already has a way in their facility through the Indian kid, maybe that already spells doom for Prodigy. Depends how many seasons they have written.

>>213855229
It's stupid and nearsighted. It smells the food but can't see it.

I just hate how this was obviously created as a completely different show, about the AI/kids and they just shoehorned in the Alien parts.

The problem is that the Alien parts are the only parts that work, the rest is dogshit.

>>213854726
>>213854682
He's obviously being set up to die some horrific death as a result of doing something hubristic and retarded. They've already set up so many distinct possibilities that it will probably wind up being some culmination of all of them.

>>213855285
I'm hoping blood worms attack his bare feet.

>Does this mean I'm your favourite now?
Curly is your favourite, right /tv/?

>>213855246
I shan't do humanity any favours, no. Team Hybrid all the way.

Will there be a flashback episode showing the crew of the Maginot collecting the samples and also getting eaten?

>>213855157
>Kitties are awesome.

>>213855435
Of course. When the AI runs out of ideas for them to use.

>>213855435
Yes.
Episode 5 is called "In space, no one can hear you"
They clearly went to the trouble of casting and writing a whole ass Maginot crew to set something up about them

I hate it. The pilot should have been the Maginot, especially because the first broadcast was two episodes anyway. Do the whole adventure on the ship with giganigga and tits latina and creepy asian dude and at the end everybody fucking dies, here's the actual main characters of the show. What a tweest.

>>213854650 (OP)
Wendy having a psychic connection to the aliens is fucking retarded. It's even more dumb than the kids in robot bodies getting sent to a crash site with no training.

>>213855488
no

I watched the first two episodes but was pretty lukewarm on it, is the 3rd ep any better?

>>213855085
one of the parrots probably did that at one point. Those vids are made in China for clicks. They put a bunch of cute animals in one room and film the cutest moments before everyone eats each other

>>213855380
She doesnt poop, shes the only real woman in the entire show

>>213855532
It's more boring. Not much happens.

>>213854758
He claims to be smarter than everybody else, but acts like a complete mong. He speaks like he failed high school English, and stuck his face into an alien egg he knows nothing about. Sure seems like a real genius.

>>213855515
no

>>213855235
No way they'll kill him off before milking the jealousy drama between Curly and Wendy.

>>213855529
>>213855555
yes

>>213854650 (OP)
calling it now
this faggot will die cause he steps in some shit with his naked foot

>>213855515
Wendy can hear whatever sound frequency they use to communicate and boy genius wanted to see how adaptable they were with their suped up synth brains.

>>213855533
>everyone eats each other
awesome

>>213855585
>this faggot will die cause he steps in some shit with his naked foot
i can see it

>>213855668
OUCHIE OUCHIE OW OW OW
*jumps on one foot*

>>213855435
some people have already seen the entire series.
just ask them.

>>213855585
he's obviously going to become obsessed with the xenomorph to have a "smart conversation" with, and then itll kill him.

>>213854736
a black jewish gay footfag?

>>213855555
complete waste of a penta post. fuck off.

>>213855125
>nutted so hard, it went all over her hair

>>213855235
He basically has a gorillion dollars.
If I had that kinda money, I'd have at least 10 new bodies and nightly backups of myself in case something happens.

I'd probably jump out of a plane just for fun.
Hell, I'd jump out of the ISS just for fun.

>>213855729
>"What are your thoughts on Hegelian dialect?"
>"HISSS SKREEEEEEEEEE"

So what's everyone's favorite xeno so far?

>>213855865
eye nigga
eye nigga

>>213854650 (OP)

WORST. SHOW. EVER.

>>213854650 (OP)
I like Timothy Olyphant playing the kino best character of the show

>>213855916
I can sympathize with it because I also like Nibs.

>>213854682
I've grown to like him oddly enough

>>213855988
he looks so sick, him dealing with the kids makes them tolerable

So how will the show end?

>>213855990
>>213855916
I'm gonna cum so hard when he replaces the top half of her head and she starts stumbling around all sweaty and shrieky and eating people
It's gonna be the hottest shit since the hospital scene in AVPR and "saving" the bald chick in Romulus

>>213855990
>I also like Nibs.
what is there to like?

>>213856005
>ayys exterminated
>island nuked
>Prodigy dead
>possibly Wendy and her brother escape into anonymity
>Yutani calls CGI Ian Holm
>"Take the Nostromo on a detouru. We have reason to bereave that the Arien comes from this pranet. And remembu... crew expenedeber."
>CGI Ian Holm hangs up, looks at CGI Sigorney Weaver, CGI Tom Skerritt and CGI Yaphet Kotto in their cryopods
>does his little jogging move
>cut to black
>"Machinehead" by Bush starts blaring
>CREATED BY NOAH HAWLEY

>>213856005
I'm guessing this season ends with the Prodigy Island in ruins from an Outbreak and Yatani having captured the Lost Boys.
After that I have no idea but despite what they've said I think they'll end up bringing in some Prometheus elements.

>>213856005
>So how will the show end?
Everybody dying on LV426.

>>213856049
her giant pillowy mouth

>>213856049
Big eyes that are going to come out eventually because they've lingered on them so often.

>>213855947
BEST ALIEN FILM EVER

>>213856065
>>"Machinehead" by Bush starts blaring
lol cool

>>possibly Wendy and her brother escape into anonymity
Would be nice, I want the best for them.

>>213855125
v. ugly tbqh

>>213856065
that actually sounds....fucking KINO

>>213856049
I honestly don't know. DSL but that's not it completely. Not sure why she's so enticing.

>>213855146
>>213855753
>>213856151
can jeets please fuck off

just watched ep 1, horrible acting.

They should release the episodes a year apart. Really get the discussion going.

>>213856208
just read this, horrible posting

>>213855310
What if he lives and we all want him to die? I think this is going to be the ending. He's a great character though.

>>213856005
They'll never have the budget to get the Dickbender onboard.

But because of cryosleep/immortal synths they have all the possiblities. They can just send them on a trip to LV426 or the Engineer Homeworld, flash a "87 years later" text on the screen and bam, we wuz canon.

The part with the black guy walking around Neo-Shanghai is the only part that felt like an Alien city should. The rest of it is way too clean and sterile.

>>213856285
prometheus faggots are delusional

>>213856227
Seriously though, netflix releasing everything all at once for so many years DESTROYED people's brains. Week between episodes is good for discussion and letting people think about the episode. It's impossible for binge watching to deliver an experience of the same quality and have people genuinely engaged for 8+ hours straight.

>>213856298
i like how he stole everything

>>213856285
The Fass would probably do it for free with how much he loves David and wishes he got a third movie.

>>213856298
you mean the isolated highly secure base for boy genius? you fucking idiot

>>213856350
No I'm talking about the entire apartment building and basically every city scene prior. Especially the wide shots where it looks like generic sci-fi city.

Just wait until CGI Ripley makes an appearance on the last episode

>>213856392
Case in point.

>>213856392
the apartment building was some elite place

>>213856466
it was annoying how un futuristic that sequence felt

>>213856065
Does Yutani talk like Cartman

Will there be a Lisbeth cameo? I don't know if that even aligns timeline-wise.

For me, its her.

>>213856552
I think she is dead by this. Prometheus/Covenant is before this.

>>213856560
shes very cute

why are they trying to make me lust after 12 year old children? i want the redhead to sit on my face

Why do the girls hate Wendy?

>>213856552
No, because this show isn't canon but Prometheus is.

>>213856590
Not as cute as nibs.
Nibs is also sexier. Sexy cute is the peak phenotype.

>be me
>oh, alien, cool.
>cat gore

Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. I'm just not going to watch any of it. Cat gore in ep 1 was totally uncalled for and wtf? Why would you do that?

>>213856552
doubtful

>>213856635
It was CGI anon

>>213856650
also doubtful

>>213856704
how can 3 be canon but the previous film not be?
how does Riply end up on Fiorina 161 is Aliens didn't happen?
how were Hicks and Newt there (dead)?

>>213856650
>black robot guy was away for 65 years according to Yatani
>they had space ships capable of deep space travel in 2055

The Alien timeline always felt unrealistic but that just bugs me for some reason.
I guess Cyborgs are possible in the next 35 years.

>>213856635
NOOOOO NOT THE SCRATCHY MEOW MEOWY BOI YOUR DOING ME A FRIGHTEN!!

>>213856757
they set a date in the "far future" (from 1979 when Alien came out) and didn't consider that there might be 20 more shows and movies that all have to work around that date later on

>>213856757
>>213856805
Also consider that space travel has basically stagnated for 50 years and that the trajectory was a lot more optimistic back then coming off the moon landings.

I just found out the trailer posted yesterday was a fanedit kek. All the cool xenos were AI generated

>>213856952
they also never explicitly said whether or not they had FTL in the Alien universe although
they pretty much have to have it for some of these dates to make any sense at all
the blink and you'll miss it text from the file on Parker from Aliens makes reference to FTL
but I dont think they expected anyone to be able to read any of that in the time its visible
on screen

>>213856755
Hicks and Newt are not canon, but everything else in Alien 3 is canon.
Ripley ended up on Fiorina 161 after her Nostromo escape pod landed there.

>Xeno moved a fucking container
I didnt know the fuckers were that strong

>>213857131
I love you Syd-chan

>>213857189
damn nice ass

>>213857189
She really has a great ass and breasts. Perfect size. Petite and delicate yet with volume and texture. What more could a man want? It only sucks that she's near 30 and hasn't been impregnated yet but that's only because she's waiting for me to stop NEETing and come take her.

>>213854757
They won't even let the xenos get a word in, Wendy will just autistically talk about Ice Age until their heads explode Mars Attacks style

>>213856005
Hopefully with a cancelation announcement.

>>213857320
Doubt it. It's at least partially funded by Disney so it'll get a planned final season. Whether it does well enough to get more than two seasons is another question I suppose.

>>213857408
>>213857320
>370k live viewers on EP2
>its now classified as a mini series on some platforms
OH NO NO NO WENDYBROS did we just lose?

>>213857320
>>213857452
Season 2 was already greenlit. I could see them pulling an Andor and making it the finale tho.

>>213857023
Didn't they say something about FTL when discussing rescue, or am I talking out of my ass?

>>213857655
when? in A:E or one of the films?

Do you think he doesn't wear shoes because the writer is a gay footfag or just liked L

>>213857600
She is so modest and adorable. That haircut suited her so well, I hope she goes back to it.

>>213854726
>super genius
>let me stick shove my face right into an alien egg
This is the school of Promtheus science all over again. Did quarantine only exist in the first movie? Can the plot only drive forward if people do dumb shit? Is there really no other way?

>>213857681
Aliens, I feel like Earth has done enough to be considered noncanon by now

>>213854914
The end? You didn't love the dad blues rock during the return to Neverland montage? Very tonally consistent. Fuck I hate Hawley. I hope this show burns his career.

>>213856199
You're a jeet or worse, a paki nigger

Holy shit Lily Newmark is hot. How have I never seen her before?

Does it get better? e1 didnt convince me
the casting is ehhh

>>213855289
It doesn't matter how many seasons are written. This is the same problem with the star wars sequel trilogy. No matter how great your prequels may be (andor) you're still canonically fucked. Alien cannot happen unless everyone (including every alien life form xeno or otherwise) in this show dies. Fuck prequels. Fuck digging up 50yo properties that were a product of their time.

>>213857870
I can't remember any references to FTL in it but that doesn't mean there isn't one

>>213857991
Not really. It is what it is.

>>213855529
Yes. Anon >>213855584 is correct.
I'll bet it was some contractual bullshit with the narcissistic faggot actors demanding they be in the first episode because that gets the most views and they then cut it up into the disordered mess chronologically it is now with ep 5 that should have been ep 1-2. Now they can excuse it/dedend it as muh non-linear storytelling. Bravo Nolan, I mean, Hawley.

ep4 trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XORp9A-nTUI

>>213856065
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>>213858183
Why would I watch a trailer for a show that's coming out in several days when it will just spoil parts of the show?

>>213858196
dont watch it then

>>213856466
>>213856500
So fucking lazy. A matte painting and models would have looked better than this pissweak effort.

>>213856552
She's long dead by now.
David carved her up two decades ago.

>>213856466
>>213858263
I choose to believe the rest of the planet looks like Blade Runner and this place only looks somewhat nice because it's a prodigy owned city for rich people only.

>>213856622
Those are seemingly capable of accelerating to 2.3c. Think how loud spacex starship is with 33 raptor engines. Everyone in the vicinity of that ship should be fucking deaf and their insides jelly.

>>213855125
Budget Ana de Armas

>>213858320
>nibs more like nips amirite

>>213857023
Zeta Reticuli is 39ly away so it's a 78 year journey and they're seemingly doing it in much less than that so yes likely 2.5c.

>>213856392
>oh no a city has diversity and good and bad areas
>every single street needs to look the same

>>213858400
they look nothing alike

>>213856298
Which is super annoying since the justification for the city being clean was to not rip off Blade Runner
So two episodes later they ripped off Blade Runner

Why would an alien from light years away mimic an earth-like eyeball? How does it know how to operate our nervous systems?

Reminds me of the flood in Halo but at least the flood existed at the same time as forerunners...

>>213858433
Look at this
>>213856466
And tell me that it's how you imagined Earth looking in the Alien universe.
Seriously?

>>213858339
I WANT MY FUCKING KINO GAS TOWER FLAMES

>>213858467
It probably got into an earthman's face and learned how to make an eyeball. One of the crew of the Maginot is giving Morrow shit about how many people they lost. One of them might have been lost to the ocupus.

>>213858507
They have those in New Jersey.

>>213856704
Nothing else is canon.

>>213858534
A lot of the wideshots in BR2049 are literally just Mexico city. Which says something I think.

>>213856552
not canon

>>213858443
You are blind.

>>213858320
>there are people who see and have seen her lips around their dick
life just isn't fair.

>>213858536
I dunno why they didn't just do an Alien Isolation tv show about the downfall of Sevastopol.
Seems like an easy enough thing to adapt and wouldn't feel as bizarre as AE does.

>>213858536
>>213858571
I hate Amanda Ripley
There is literally no reason for her to be Amanda Ripley, they could make her any other random space roastie, like they do in Prometheus, Covenant AND Romulus
Her being Amanda is soooo fucking stupid

>Hey Ripley, ever hear what happened to your daughter? She led a pretty uneventful life, except for that one time 40 years ago when she got trapped on a space station with that same alien that gave you all the trouble. She was a good friend, from a certain point of view.

>>213854682
Trillionaire feet licker.

>>213858663
lmao cope

>>213858663
Is that Linda lavin?

Serious question; wtf happened at the end? Wendy wakes up and passes through all cameras/security, somehow already has access to fucking xeno lab, faints 2 steps away from 3 androids but they seemingly didnt even hear her come in or collapse to the floor. And then Wendy teleports? to somewhere? Wtf?

>>213858738
It was a dream

>>213858548
>Which says something I think.
That it's slop and inferior to the original and Denis is an overrated hack? Yes, yes he is.

>>213856560
Look up her dad
Now you see her dad with a wig and makeup

>>213858766
Her dad has squinty drunk eyes though

>>213858738
find out next episode

>>213858663
Anon I love you and I'd fondle your balls non-homersexually

>>213858663
It was really that ubertarded ending, her going there wasn't so bad

>>213858738
Wendy can understand and possibly talk to the xenomorphs. So far she has heard the mature xeno as soon as she landed at the crash site, and the facehugger on the operating table.

>>213858759
I was going to say that Mexico is a shithole but yeah maybe.

>>213858738
Wendy is a God

>>213858718
>the photograph of Ripley's aged daughter is actually Sigourney Weaver's mother, actress Elizabeth Inglis

>>213858738
>>213858757
>>213858833
There really is a tremendous problem with "The Lost Boys are monitored, tracked and recorded at all times"
"So what's ____ doing right now?"
"I dunno lol"

It's not just Wendy either, I have no idea why they keep showing the HD surveillance center for them and then keep showing the kids doing shit that would be incredibly suspicious but nobody notices or cares

>>213858873
I think Timothy Olyphant's character is a secret asshole and it's just not quite out yet.
He gives me serious David vibes.

>>213856755
Mental gymnastics from Aliens haters who are booty-blasted to this day about their precious xenos getting gunned down by firearms.

>>213858663
>I hate Amanda Ripley
Hate all you want she's the star of best Alien media.

>>213856270
Well he kind of has to die since there's no mention of him or Prodigy in any of the future Alien canon.

This show has potential so far. The set up is decent, they just need to give us the payoff.

>>213855199
Looks like hawk girl hah a

>>213858914
Not necessarily. The rest of the movies are far from Earth and self contained. Prodigy might not be big in the space travel sector.
But man Weyland should feel dumb wasting all that time/money searching for immortality when some dork in his mom's basement managed to do it with body swapping.

>>213858914
I dont see why Prodigy had to be mentioned in Alien or Aliens. I like AE's new companies and their focuses with tech/immortality.

>>213858873
>It's not just Wendy either, I have no idea why they keep showing the HD surveillance center for them and then keep showing the kids doing shit that would be incredibly suspicious but nobody notices or cares
They kind of forgot to continue monitoring Slightly even though they were highly suspicious of him.

>wake up from cryo on spaceship
>land on mysterious planet
>someone gets infected
>nobody notices
>body horror scene
>infection kills crew one by one
>last stand by a few surviving crewmembers
>they sacrifice themselves
>sole survivor escapes

Throw in some dodgy CGI and a betrayal by a Weyland employee too

>>213858467
Retard

>>213859028
Explain smartypants

>>213857600
>I'm a rea girl!

Sneedy Spaeny is my girl

>>213859170
why is she staring at me like that? i'm her brother!

>>213859199
She wants to know when you have a boner.

>>213858196
never understood this either

>>213859189
god she is so beautiful, MOAR

>>213859170
She should be in an Amelie remake.

>>213859189
you know since synthetics don't age there IS room for a WendyxRain teamup in the Romulus sequel

The xeno costume in this is so bad. They keep showing it in clean brightly lit scenes and they really should not be doing that.

Can some black goo/lore fag explain to me what the FUCK was inside the face hugger? is this the first time in all of this Alien slop film and shows we see what is actually inside the face hugger? it's a fucking tadpole? someone explain pls asap i need to know. I NEED ITTTT.

>>213854650 (OP)
This show is pure jewish AI goyslop with maxed out DEI. The only thing I have taken away from the first episode is that niggers are literally uglier than aliens.

>>213859312
Poor little guy. I'd take care of him.

>>213859315
black goo isn't canon

>>213859315
(chestburster) tadpole

>>213856234
Just saw this, ur a dirty jew

>>213859315
It's basically just a big sperm that it inseminates you with. my only problem with that concept is that it only has a single one which seems silly.

>>213859312
>the teefers on that lil mofo

>>213859311
I thought so too, there's too much of a human body in it. It looks like someone in a black wetsuit with xeno bits stuck on the outside, which is probably what it is but they need to work harder to hide it.

>>213859051
The aliens were bio-engineered by the engineers and David so it's not very strange at all.
(I know the eyeball isn't said to be a xeno but we don't know where it came from besides that the same crew that found the xeno found it too, so it's reasonable to assume that it's connected in some way until we're told otherwise)

>>213859315
>why is there a xeno embryo in a chestburster
it's a mystery

>>213859358
Facehuggers die after they cum down your throat, like bees. There's no reason to have more than one.

>>213855157
these have to be the dumbest cats I've seen. why are they dumb?

I was only half paying attention.
Why did they remove Medic-guy's lung?

>>213859362

lmao

>>213859385
Bees cum down my throat?

>>213857244
She is extremely mid and her face is not symmetrical. 4/10

>>213859417
While you sleep, yeah. And then they crawl into your ear and die.

>>213859444
kek

>>213859444
That explains a lot.

>>213859335
Black goo is fake news. Bigly. The tadpole can be seen in Alien in Kane when Ash is studying what's growing inside him after being inseminated by the face hugger

>>213859399
Maybe you should go pay attention to the episode instead of demanding someone spoonfeed you applesauce, zoomer trash.

>>213859458
pretty much

>>213859362
>The aliens were bio-engineered by the engineers and David
Fake news. Your gay robot didn't engineer shit.

>>213859399
Medic got impaled by the xeno

>>213859189
I love Caileee so much, bros.

>>213854726
>trillionaire
>does nothing
Look at Elon Musk runnings numerous companies, guy practically sleeps in the office and this kid is meant to be twice as rich as Elon

>>213859491
I got that part but why remove it? Patch him up and send him on his way.

I was literally jerking off to pornography while watching this sode and I still picked up more details than some of the people in this thread, what the fuck is wrong with you all

>>213859489
this, prometheus flopped and ridley didn't get his trilogy lmao

wonder where that retard in the general who believed the corp actually had good intentions and saved the children went

>>213859399
Because they seemingly aren't giga evil and only took one of his lungs that was probably gorged by the xeno. They figured he didn't need it anymore and apparently a singular lung is all a growing xeno boy needs for nutrition

>Caileefags in the thread
>they are not posting the webm

one thing I like about the alien movies is that people are smoking everywhere. which was normal in the 70s. but most space movies avoid showing that at all. even this new show opens with the crew smoking like in the original, something rare in 2025, but they stayed true to the original.

the good thing is they cured all cancers, so you can smoke without worrying about that in their timeline.

>>213859189
>>213859508
imagine living with Rain on Yvaga III

>>213859540
we were saving it for you :3

>>213859540
I don't love Romulus but the production design is so much better than Alien Earth. I wish we got that.

>>213859515
It's probably like a bacta tank, rapidly regrowing the stabbed parts so they can put it back in

>Patch him up and send him on his way.
They can't now that Wendy's found him, he's on the inside from here on out. If they try to separate them again she'll lose her shit.

>>213859510
Elon mogs him hard.

the fan cut of alien 3 4k came out just a few months ago

>>213859587
fan cuts are fake and gay

>>213859508
crazy cause spaeny is a full foot shorter than sigourney but spaeny prob had like a good 30lbs on alien 1 sigourney

one message I'm getting from the alien series is that everything not human wants to kill you
synths and androids are sneaky and evil
aliens want to eat you
most humans suck too

>>213859541
>the good thing is they cured all cancers
Except for in kids because fuck kids — Noah Hawley (hater of sick children)

>>213859619
Based and correct.

>>213859624
They zoomerfied our scifi babes into 5'1 slim thick queens

>>213859628
Sounds like a comfy universe to live in. Gallivanting around on your spaceship dodging ayy lmaos and eating futuristic noodles.

>>213859628
That's true IRL as well.

>>213859668
>slim thick queens
wut

>>213859540
A 5'1 140lb spaeny coalminer bed sheets stubble pit probably smell so strong even a synth would be huffing that shit

>>213859540
Romulus really mogged the prequels.

So far it's better than A:E too.

>>213859691
Ass fat
Slim, and thick
No tummy

>>213859714
Romulus is too safe and boring. Prometheus is a better movie.

who split the threads again for fuck's sake you guys are killing me

>>213858738
she was astral projecting obviously

>>213859189
based

>>213859724
aka Thunderbraps

>>213859724
that's just normal and healthy

does anyone IRL have white android hair like that
it looks cool

>>213859810
Which bodacious one is this?

>>213859763
>Prometheus is a better movie.
Kys. They both sucked.

>>213859826
>hi I'm here for the job interview

>>213859763
Prometheus was too boring and predictable, seeing as it stole the first 1/3 from AvP.
Romulus mogged it hard. No wonder Prometheus didn't get its trilogy and Romulus is getting a legit sequel.

>>213859444
And then I cum into a beehive, the circle of life.

>>213859842
Prometheus didn't get its trilogy cause retards complained and ruined Covenant.

>>213859832
its Cailee Thunderbraps in Alien Romulus

>>213859764
isn't it obvious from the op pics?
this is the gay thread.
for gays.

+1

New thread

>>213854670
>>213854670
>>213854670

1

>>213859859
People complained because Prometheus was deeply retarded and unoriginal. Retards seethed because they wanted more "our DNA is 100% match :DDDD" lmao.

>>213859841
that's nothing compared to tattoo-havers and trannies tho. and they get hired these days

>>213859865
it's a gay show for gays

>>213859826
you have to be as handsome as Elephant and that's rare

>>213854650 (OP)
>knows the show is bad
>watches it anyway
>gets mad
Why do you do this to themselves?

>>213859892
You just don't get it anon.

>>213859892
>Prometheus was deeply retarded
it started out okay, looked good production wise. once they land on the planet the entire crew goes full retard as soon as they determine the atmosphere is breathable and they all yank their helmets off
downhill from there
should have called it Alien: Total Retard

>>213859892
>our DNA is 100% match :DDDD" lmao.
Fucking lmao. That still gets me. Hurr durr 10ft gray beings are a 100% match. Kill me.

>>213859926
Oh I got it, I just didn't want it. Sorry m8, it was deeply stupid.

>>213859931
>it started out okay
True, but it also ripped off AvP's starting too. It just wasn't very creative.

>>213859931
they needed more time on the ship not to jump straight away into the cave

>>213859931
>yank their helmets off
They know masks don't work duh.

>>213859955
>AvP's starting
if I ever even saw it it was so long ago I remember nothing about it

>>213854914
>Why does the end of every episodes have to end on a tone ruining basic ass metal song?
wigger

>>213859931
>zombie shows up and kills every unnamed character so no one is left to question the captain's suicide order later
>no one even comments on the zombie afterwards
lmao it was so retarded

i feel bad for anons that have convinced themselves it was good

>>213860036
Does a single piece of Alien media have buttrock anywhere in it?

>awkward soundalike of Maggot Brain during a minute long montage
why?

>>213860142
Don't know how much it counts but Prometheus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH3ruuml-R4

Covenant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

>>213860208
No, those don't count, despite both being canon.

>>213858536
>Nothing else is canon.
excuse me?

>>213860326
*non-canon

>>213854914
Watch your mouth, son. This stuff is your history. It should remind you grunts what we're fighting to protect.

>>213860627
lel

>>213860627
based black army guy