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>>213854670 (OP)
Oh look, another thread for the young adults show made for actual retards.

Trash.

>>213854670 (OP)
>sophisticated electronic brain takes a heavy impact
>she's fine
>she has psychic powers now

this show sucks

>>213854744
>the most expensive sophisticated prototype model can hear extreme frequencies that cheaper ones can't
>this somehow filters 80% of retards watching
I know modern audience is dumb but this...

>>213854832
what kind of cope is this? where is it stated her model is different than the others? where do they say she's hearing the aliens? why can she hear them after the head trauma but not before? why can she access the secure quarantine? why does no one care? why does this show suck all the dicks?

Nibs

>>213854670 (OP)
very nice legs gotta admit

>>213854967
> why can she hear them after the head trauma but not before?
Fucking adhd zoomer put your gay ass phone away

>>213854670 (OP)
Those show is just propoganda for cyborging children. I keep noticing this narrative being drip-fed to the public in various shows and video games: It's so important to turn people into cyborgs from a young age, because younger minds are more adaptable. Meanwhile one could just easily make the opposite argument, that it's important that someone become cyborg only after they are a full adult so they have a foundation of normalcy and aren't completely cut from thinking like a normal person from the get-go.
This is show is so astroturfed, I'm not one to nitpick, but this show is janky on multiple levels I can't fathom how someone could enjoy it, except for little kids who'll watch anything, or for the pedo-coded protagonist who giggles about boobs and sperm.

>>213855086
/thread

>>213854744
Kinda based ngl, It's a live action Starcraft. I'm enjoying this show more and more.

how did no one notice Wendy's body on last scene? wtf

>>213855352
Yes, it's a conspiracy of big Cyborg, they want to make us all into cyborgs. Well the children then.

>>213855352
> it's important that someone become cyborg only after they are a full adult
kys

>>213855564
Strange looking girl

Why would a multitrillionair ceo die if cryo technology exists?
You dont have to be awake all the time, even if you do. When you are 60, or 70, or 80 you could freeze yourself for 50 years and a new a and shiny synthetic donor body.

>>213854967
She could hear them before retard. And shes a prototype, the rest of the hybrids were made after her, most likely getting rid of some features they didnt think they needed first

>>213854744
This. It reminds me of Alien 4, when Ripley was half Alien and could feel what they were feeling. It was dumb then and it's dumb now.

>>213854670 (OP)
Haven't bothered to watch Ep3 because 1 and 2 were so boring. The show looks cool but the story and the characters are ass.

>>213856322
how's her ass in those leggings?

>>213855352
You WILL let Elon Musk put a chip in your brain that will electrocute you whenever you think bad thoughts.

>>213855907
>most likely getting rid of some features
>if I add my own head canon the show makes sense

>>213854744
media-illiterate faggot, she always had that "power". she had it on the ending of episode 2 egg cargo when the xeno went after the medic.
there's literally an entire scene in episode 1 where they were testing her hearing with different frequencies.
before picrel, she even raised her hand on the last test even though the audience heard nothing.

>>213857255
So she could hear the xenos from another room in the facility outside of a double door secure quarantine lab? That's dumber than her being psychic.

>>213857255
apparently the writers didn't make that obvious enough, she needed to look into the camera and announce that she can hear a wide range of frequencies because she's a robot. and then wink at us

>>213857553
you ever hear a subwoofer that's inside a car on the road from inside your house?

>>213857689
do you think you would hear the subwoofer if it was inside an airtight box aka a quarantined lab

>>213856977

Very nice. Wendy a cute...CUTE!!

>>213857553
Why do you shit on a plotpoint that hasn't even been explained yet, the fuck is wrong with you?

>>213857255
>>213857689
Why can wendy hear the xenos but not the other lost boys?

>>213857847
That is Sydney Chandler though.

>>213858071
Nibs spec'd into her eyes and lips, not her ears.

>>213855352
Take your meds, schizo.

I just watched Prometheus. I thought /tv/ didn't like it. It was good. Better than Resurrection.

>>213858141
>Better than Resurrection
everything is better than resurrection

>>213857553
>So she could hear the xenos
yes, it's called infrasound, dipshit. the same shit used by animals.
can pass through airtight shit unless you specifically used noise-cancelling materials.
>That's dumber than her being psychic.
no, it's not. it's you doubling down on "show is stupid" after you found out how much of a media-illiterate dumbfuck you are.

>>213858141
Me holding you down and letting my mastiff rape your boy pussy full of rancid dog cum is better than Ressurection.

>>213858141
/tv/ is perhaps the most pro-Prometheus place on the internet

I just watched Prometheus. I thought /tv/ didn't like it. It was good.

>>213858192
>I don't know how sound works so i'll just bullshit and hope no one notices.
Great job.

Prometheus is not good. You're lucky it didn't kill the Alien franchise forever.

How does the black goo play into things in A:E?

>>213858282
Yeah, you're a retard who doesn't pay attention to things. We get it, retard.

>>213858282
nigger, you are free to make me look stupid instead of making "nuh-uh" statements like a retard.

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>213854670 (OP)
cute feetsies *~*

>>213857834
You do know that sound travels through many media much better than through air?
Are you really dying on this hill, because if you are, you’re just completely stupid and too retarded for a simple show like this.

>>213858230
>>213858238
>>213858300
>>213858326
Look, you fantastically retarded schizo faggot, we all see you.
Jesus fucking christ, I slept for eight hours and you are still here spamming your schizo bullshit across the same two threads you were when you got called out the first time.
You just keep repeating the same shit multiple times in each of the two threads.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>213847915
wrong lol

T

>>213858438
Nah

>>213854832
>>213857255
Okay, but why does it cause her crippling pain? In fact, why would she experience pain at all? At least the debilitating, human/animal kind. Doesn't make a lot of sense for a robot.

So Nibs is the only one who has figured out the original her is dead, or do the other Lost Boys just not care?

>>213858576
What are they gonna do about it?

>>213858427
Sound doesn't have a lot of energy it has trouble changing mediums. Clicking two rocks together is louder under water than at the surface, but clicking them above the surface while you're underwater they are substantially muted if you could hear them at all. One creature squealing in a sealed room is not going to create a facility wide sound profile no matter how you want to spin it.

>>213854967
>where do they say she's hearing the aliens?
Did you even watch?

>>213854670 (OP)
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>>213858576
She isn't dead though, they even showed the fancy LED tube they used to suck the soul out of her human body and put it in her robot one

It went BLEEBY BLEEBY BLEEBY WOOSH

>>213858576
Isnt it obvious?
I mean, you are your brain.
In gits or robocop, the brain was still intact.
But here the new synthetics, are exactly this, a 100% synthetic simulation of the biological brain.
Its a copy, its not a transition.
Maybe the scanning kills the brain. Or more likely, they just killed the kids afterwards to keep things calm.

>>213858326
Hopefully not at all. AT ALL.

WENDY BUTTT

>>213858795
Black Goo is the key to all this. It's a bigger mystery box McGuffin than we've worked with before.

>>213858708
Ok so Wendy can hear the xenos, fine. why can't the other lost boys?

How was Morrow getting his voice into the base?

>>213854967
I love how this kino angers and confuses speedwatching chudcels

>>213858639
>One creature squealing in a sealed room
poindexter here seems to know some shit about sound.
did you also know that frequency plays a part in how much sounds are blocked?

>>213854670 (OP)
That teeny Xeon was cute. Now I want to get facehugged.

It's a 65 year mission. Bring your backups.

>>213858859
I don't think it is chuds.
I think it is zoomzooms with the show on 2X speed in the background while staring at their phone with the latest tiktok brainrot on repeat.

>>213858862
yes, if the db are equal a lower frequency will require much more energy to produce than a higher frequency. But the higher frequency bleeds energy faster than a lower one and carries less energy per cycle, meaning high frequencies die in medium faster than low ones.

Boy Kavalier uses a pseudonym because he is Ripley's brother

>>213858842
I asked this yesterday and was called a retard. He was speaking directly into that kid's mind from what is essentially a public payphone!

>>213858842
>>213859036
The scene when he grabs the indian kid and asks "When is a machine not a machine?" he puts a little thing on his neck.

>>213858981
now let's talk infrasounds.

>>213859077
>tech has not changed in over half a century so you can hack into the latest synths mind

>>213859036
he planted a comms device on him while he was strangling him

>>213858746
I love how Robocop is like the exact opposite of the Transporter Paradox

Change his memory
Change his name
Cut his fuckin' limbs off
Still absolutely zero doubt that this nigga is ontologically Alex Murphy

>>213858842
He used the telephonus immidatius spell with his magic wand, and then he used retardus expectus to know every plotpoint that hasn't been explained yet. Oh no, you are the retard who expects things to be known already without it having been explained.

>>213858911
Kino taste.

>>213859138
look at >>213859129
>without it having been explained.
it's called media literacy, faggot.

>>213858842
He inserted a chip into the India hybrids neck while he was threatening him on the ship.

>>213859129
The same Pajeet that is constantly monitored by scientists who don't even notice he's getting groomed by some payphone pervert.

>>213859213
>who don't even notice he's getting groomed by some payphone pervert.
Whatever happens on Neverland Island, stays on Neverland Island.

>>213859240
Hee hee!

Joe getting pinned down by the xeno was kinda hot

>>213859256
The first time or the second time?

>>213854670 (OP)
Sex with leg armpits

>>213859267
Second

Jonny "Boy Kavalier" Ripley
Screenshot this.

>>213859077
Oh, that neck part was so quick I wasn't sure what was happening. Thought the blade maybe nicked him or something.

>>213859129
he pops it out of his "fingernail" at 18:36 in if someone gives a shit enough to grab a webm of it

>>213854670 (OP)
Was the xeno's plan to cocoon the brother, kill EVERYONE and then...drag an egg down there? Tell one to open?

>>213859331
The only way your getting audio from that is if that +60yr piece of tech can hack into state of the art synth security. A synth that is constantly being monitored because it's so new.

>>213859303
I realize he runs around barefoot most of the time, but my grandmother is in her 60s and the veins in her feet are gross but this guy is way worse. He has something very wrong with him. That's not dirt. Those are severe varicose veins. The actor is gonna die from blood clots.

>>213859405
I have relatives with really lumpy foot veins. Doctors class them as purely cosmetic (even when blood occasionally jets out of them).

We know there are no hybrids in the future, this means something is very, very wrong with this technology, otherwise why would humanity throw away infinite life?
Something must happen, that is so bad, that humanity never tries to do it again.
Our kiddies will freak out Edgerunners style, amiright?

>>213859313
even if you missed the neck part on the first time (it was fast), you would get it on re-watch if you're specifically curious on how the gentle african managed to hijack the jeet.
considering that that's the only time the gentle african manhandled the jeet, it's easy 1+1 unless you have absolute dogshit media literacy.

>>213859096
infrasound are sounds so low humans can't hear them, there was that movie not too long ago that used it to try and make the audience feel uneasy. the waves are better at changing mediums but they require a large amount of energy to produce at any appreciable db. Did the hearing test showed wendy as being able to hear infrasound, it appeared to be ultrasonic frequencies she was hearing?

>>213859475
the cyborg guy already kind of alluded to why this type of thing isn't common
he still feels human desires, needs, feelings, but the synthetic part of him is compelled by Mother
he let all of his friends and coworkers die even though he could have helped because the mission was: save the product

Need the height of all main Alien girls including winona and the forgettable ones in Covenant and Prometheus so we can compare their sizes. Weight is a plus too.

>>213859620
Thats a reason to not do it to yourself or your children, but something worse must happen, to put this technology away forever.
I mean we have several Chehovs guns already.

Wendy has slightly body dysmorphia with her tiddis and she hears weird stuff.
Nibs has strong body dysmorphia, she is borderline self harming herself already and is very jealous. I mean at this point its a given, her ripping off part of her body to feel real or something.
The dark haired girl, has Machiavellian tendencies. She is obviously trying to fuck the CEO in the future.
The indian guy is brainwashed by a cyborg freak. He is attacking this exact angle, whos is a real human, whos is not.

Wendy's getting BTFO inb4 she catches it mid jump

>>213858911
OH LAWD DAT DATA OH LAWD JESUS HAVE MERCY

>>213859911
>Covenant
also need nip sizes

some fag got destroyed over on r/television

>>213859987
the ship was so kino in that

Gingers are prone to snapping.

>>213856322
she should have been Molly Millions

>>213859996
oh no! We should all change our opinions on this garbage now!

>>213859940
>posting ferocious jumping

>>213860000
ccheckem
its been so long since I last watched it I can barely remember what happens.. need to rewatch soon

>>213855564
who?

>>213859911
>>213859987
Yes we need to rank them and group them based on power hierarchy/snu snu/and capability in combat. Maybe we can factor in intelligence and aversion to blacks as well (ripley loses).

>>213859987
miscast of the century, all centuries

>>213860030
look at him go

>>213860068
Nibs aka Nips (Lily Newmark)

So how's the show so far?

Episodes 1 and 2 were dog shit and this one was ok but I still don't love it.

Thanks for reading my review.

>>213859987
she was great. a shame about the dumb ending lol.

>>213860098
good I think we're going to get some real badass shit from the MC. Some really good acting from Olyphant and Cybernegroid and Wendy

EP3 was meh. Not enough T. Cutiellus.

>>213860122
>Cybernegroid
you mean the angroid?

>>213860122
They are the only good characters thus far. I'd add Boy but I fear they're going to have that girlboss kill him or something pozzed like that.

what race is the jealous peter pan girl? is she a aussie?

>effortlessly shreds dozens of xenomorphs automatically
Why don't they just install a few of these

>>213860150
>>213860122
Cybernegro
Robocoon
Giganigga
Zestmachine

>>213860179
not canon

>>213860150
>>213860187
the BuckBot

>>213860000

i love spaceships

>>213860197
More canon than this gay TV show

I love how 4chan is so intensely racist but still goes "But I do like this dude" for like 5% of black characters

I wonder if it means they're a TERRIFIC character to get over that initial hurdle with you guys

>>213860135
> EP3 was meh.
Are you new, zoomie?
You get sakuga in the first 2 and in the last 2 episodes, in-between is filler with talking heads, to save on budget.

>>213860290
I'm just here for Cutiellus.

must complete the table

>>213860277
>I wonder if it means they're a TERRIFIC character
It doesn't. He has next to no character.

>>213860277
He's pretty cool. Hard to get a read on him.
Olyphant and Morrow are carrying the show so far.

>>213860277
Shut up nigger

>>213860277
4chan has always been fair in its racism. If an actor does a good job it's acknowledged. Morrow is fantastic. Kirsh and Morrow are stealing every scene.

Rover, wanderer
Nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will
But I'll take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind anywhere
Never find anywhere
Anywhere I may roam
Where I lay my head is home

>>213860277
This post is so fucking weird.
>you guys who are huge heckin chuds like this select few wholesome black chungus right?! you heckin like them right???
No. Morrow (Cybernigger) is a fun character but he's still a fucking nigger. We meme the characters, we don't "heckin like" any of them.

Was it Ridley Scott's intention to turn the Alien franchise into another boring tired story about corporate greed?

JESUS WONT YOU FUCKING WHISTLE

>>213860277
People hate forced dei.
But you must be extremely obsessed with race, to hate on a cool character played by a good actor. Most people, even on 4chan, arent.

>>213860378
this

Between nibs and the dora the explorer girl in the movie, I hope alien is entering a consistent cute-girl-suffering era.

>>213859386
its just a piece of future tech how it looks is less of a sticking point than why a secret R&D facility wouldn't be monitoring ANY transmissions to and from the island.

>>213860277
I respect a nigga who has his eyes on the bonus

>>213860404
I was concerned at first with Morrow in the pilot opening but am pleasantly surprised with his character thus far. He's a cool nigger. I loved his sweating Morpheus impression when he was downloading his goon sesh data.

>>213854670 (OP)
Is this show really good enough for 1000s of posts a week? Just seems okay...

>>213859386
>>213860439
and its mentioned the kids are constantly recorded. so its double retarded that its somehow a secret

>>213860459
Have you checked the catalogue? It's wall to wall slop. There is nothing new out that's good.

>>213860459
Alien is a big /tv/ staple, from the classics to meming about Prometheus. A new big-budget show would naturally warrant constant, in-depth discussion.

>>213858795
Hey man I actually like the black goo.

>>213860459
I need to constantly talk about how Lily Newmark makes me feel funny.

>>213860459
Episode 3 was OK, but the show by and large has been ass. A lot of people are posting about how the show is ass.

>>213860384
alien laid the foundation about the blue collar getting screwed over by capitalism.
everyone else, including cameron, was just expanding on that blueprint.

End of ep 4
Nibs starts ripping off her skin
Cut to black
Distorted guitar

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal...

Thats the shit im living for!

Sensual cock nursing from Nibs

Why is Wendy different from the other hybrids? Is it just cause she's the first one they transferred?

>>213860554
not my little nibble
let slightly get his skin torn off

>>213860457
> I loved his sweating Morpheus impression when he was downloading his goon sesh data.
Indeed, that was a great scene, desu.

>>213860583
I wonder what it feels like to get a cyborg brain upload

>>213860554
>Crawling in my skin
This show is so bad this can actually happen.

>>213860583
I do fear my nigga Morrow will job to the kids or Boy. I'd hate for that to happen but there's little chance he'll win.

>>213860554
Their song choices thus far have been pretty good, what's the harm? It works when viewing the show, it's only silly if you just hear someone say that they play Korn in the end credits.

Does the cyborg body prevent sexual pleasure?

>>213860573
she's the first, so her prototype body is special.
everyone else was just mass-produced after the transfer tech was deemed successful.

>>213860636
I fully expect Freak on a Leash

What scene would best go with this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>213860179
No IFF, it would be a crazy security risk to run these in high traffic areas

So how long until the hybrids realise they have no free will?

>>213860664
I think it would fit someone landing a spaceship in the Hudson river

>>213860277
It’s fascinating that some people have such a hard time comprehending what a forced diversity nigger looks like and manage to mix that up with a guy who happens to be black. People didn’t complain about the Bonus Situation or Apone did they? Nobody cared. If you can’t figure out why that is then Hollywood is ready to hire you.
Maybe you can write the 15th version of the Blade reboot? After all it’s just a universally liked black superhero predating all modern capeshit. It should be a layup. Maybe just one more rewrite about Blade’s super intelligent daughter fighting the real vampire - white people - will do it?
>>213859331
The other thing I’m learning from this thread is that people are absolute mongoloids who need a character turning to the screen and telling them they’re implanting something.
Maybe it’s because a significant percent of the modern audience are literally not watching the screen? On their phone or second monitor and then complaining clearly telegraphed actions didn’t occur.

>>213860684
how long until you do?

>>213859509
I could re-watch, or get it answered here while I'm shitposting and calling you a fag.

>>213858071
Super prototype.

>>213860716
kek'd

>weekly release schedule
Is this North Korea? a week is too long. The threads are only good for 3 days after each episode until they start to repeat themselves.

>>213860730
>Zoomer discovers how people watched shows before 2020

>>213860716
well, fag, that screenshot is the only answer on how the jeet got hijacked.
you won't get spoonfed by the series otherwise.

>>213860684
24/7 surveillance though the eyes could be a hint.

>>213860627
Hey, if the Xenos want to wipe out this particular part of my history, that's fine by me.

I hope everyone who replied to this thread dies of cancer

>>213860730
zoomie take your ADHD meds and just post pictures of wendy and nibbles.

>>213860177
Sounded Oz.

Morrow, Kirsh and Boy Kavalier are why I watch this show.

Admit it, it would work beautifully with a cliffhanger of a Xeno lurking in the background as it readies for an attack on unsuspecting humans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0&t=5s

>>213860277
It usually just means they're not being rap/gangsta. That's pretty much all it takes.

>>213860616
I'm holding out hope that he'll win on the basis that Prodigy can't
Still, it would mean that the aliens are in W-Y control, so I can't lie to you about your chances

>>213860277
newfags don't understand that only n-word behavior is not tolerated on here. Kino negroes are always welcome

>>213860402
LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM

this show is a dud and the "kids in adult bodies" meme got stale after one episode

hey execs if you're reading this, go ahead and cancel the show, viewership is dropping off a cliff

do you people genuinely have no concept of what decade the music they're putting in the show is from?

>I need you to do something for me
>I need you to get me an egg
>*cut to black*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

>>213860459
What else is currently on? It's this, Wednesday or Dexter.

>>213860476
Oh yeah this is going to be a huge fucking writer's error if this really isn't explained, we have been shown ALL of them are being monitored and all their actions recorded. Perhaps not audio since the Kavalier butler was unsure what was said to indian by Morrow and they have to read lips for some reason but even then the Jeet acting the way he does in his room, surely it wouldn't go unnoticed.
Goddamn it.

>>213858746
The kids were dying already, they can just say the transfer failed, let them die naturally, send their corpses back for the funeral while they get to keep the copy of their brains in the robot bodies.

>>213860689
CAN'T WAKE UP INSIDE

>>213860869
>Captain Picard listening to Mozart fag shit is ok
>nooo you can't play Tool in my 22nd century alien kino

>>213860909
Now that was kino music placement.

could someone sometime make a webm clip of Wendy's sexy sexneck twitching and flexing right near the end when she's hearing the xeno babies scream

>>213860664
It was already used on Daredevil, and WWE: No Way Out (2003, where I first heard it).

>>episode sens the cast back to an island codenamed Neverland
>>ends with a Metallica song with the lyrics "off to never never land"
Bravo, Noah.

>>213854670 (OP)
>so called perfect organism with blood that gushes from any wound and is acid to the point it can melt several parts of a spaceship hull
>one hook and the alien is on its knees being walked like a dog
>hook doesnt melt or anything
>one random paper cutter can behead it, bypassing the "armor" and cutting it off before the acid does anything
Xenomorph more like xenoJOBBER
At least in Aliens it was against advanced military weaponry and highly trained marines, now ONE HOOK and it's over for xeny

>>213860894
so did some of them lose the coin flip?

What is the status of nations in Alien now?

>>213860941
don't remind me

>>213860946
It was a jobber in Aliens too
Aliens ruined the xenomorph honestly
Making them dangerous in numbers only instead of the ultimate predator

>>213860758
I got the answer. I don't know why any further comment is happening.

>>213860699
The real reason why no show or movie does 'show, don't tell' anymore because people simply don't pay attention or failed to make basic connections between two scenes. It's what happens when we're living in the smartphone age and we have content shoved into our faces 24/7. Our brain are turning to mush.

>>213860885
Jarvis add columns for breast size, forehead height, ass size, and shoe size.

>>213860950
>coin flip
reeeee

Why is this faggot wearing a scarf?

> Kirsch: The only way to prove my humanity is to sacrifice my life, to save these children...
> Chop Suey starts playing

>>213860999
you called me a fag. i had to counterfag. it's that simple.

>xenomorph escapes into the jungle
>DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
>YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!
>YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!

>>213861033
He watches Yuru Camp

Also I thought he was knitting it while wearing it in one scene when he was fiddling with something, and they should have had that, it would have been based.

>>213860946
A normal person with just that hook and a blade would be hopelessly fucked.

>>213861044
B-B-B-B-B-B-BASED BASED

>>213860982
not like the alien was bulletproof

it was always going to job to weapons

>>213861044
This amused me thanks.

>>213861033
Cold neck

How can a series be written by people with so little life experience that they don't understand what a paper cutter is actually like, and that one won't just magnet itself to your back the way it might in a videogame?

>>213860804
BASED

My reading robes came in pic related. Can finally start the comic omnibus special editions I splurged on.

>>213854967
>what kind of cope is this? where is it stated her model is different than the others

It's stated twice that Wendy and the others are each billion dollar prototypes and not regular synthetics.

>>213860804
This should play as one of those turrets from Aliens is gunning down the hive.

>>213861120
We can tell you hate fun

>>213861071
A normal person would be insta-killed by the tail but FOR SOME REASON the xeno forgets to use it.

>>213861120
> and that one won't just magnet itself to your back the way it might in a videogame?
Now that you mentioned it, what was this shit about?
Can she make her body magnetic on command, or is there a magnet for exactly this reason?

this was the hardest crew in any piece of Alien media and nothing even came close

will they ever return to this level of grit in sci fi ever again?

>>213860957
No, not really. W-Y runs all of the Americas but it's not really explored how that came to be.
The space marines are recruited from all over the American continent and they are patriotic towards their corporation. This is probably the case for all corpo controlled areas of Earth. People live for the company and not any individual countries.

>>213861120
maybe in 100 years they have magnets

>>213861195
No sir, I'm from Yutani.

>>213861195
what about the United Americas?
it's a nation, not a corporation.

>Wendy escapes the compound and everybody who knows about her is killed, leaving her as the only super-synthetic wandering around in the blade runner world
>in a montage she ends up in the criminal underworld and takes over a local gang of thugs notorious for stealing handbags handbags
>Finale zooms in on Wendy taking the throne of the gang
>GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG
> GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

>>213861223
United under one corporation

>>213859996
>LET PEOPLE HECKIN CONSOOOOOOOM

>>213861183
The show was literally written and directed by people who have never been outside, and whose only life experience is zelda games or something.

>>213859996
I don't even think it's great but it's watchable and there is nothing else on right now.
Same with Dexter Resurrection.

>>213861161
WRONG! The xeno uses the tail on hermit and he still goes around fine for a good while, it is not an insta-kill, pretty ineffective even, hermit got it square in the torso and was hoisted up from it and still gave some good walk.

>>213861188
can't get any more forced diversity in the 90s than a disabled dwarf.
maybe a gay, mexican, disabled dwarf.

>>213857255
weekly ep releases are not doing this show any favors alongside the dumb plot contrivances
this is nowhere near quality enough to command a staggered release for discussion the way actual prestige television does (did), it's entirely to strengthen the IP with prolonged topical relevance via social media. say whatever you want about Prometheus but it was still more inspired than this despite being 1/4 as enjoyable

>>213859996
>4 people give mild disagreeing comments
>REDDITOR *SLAMMED* FOR HIS OPINION ON TV SHOW

>>213861297
>the only other plot armor person is fine
Shocking!

>>213861270
Many such cases.

>>213861309
Man, can you even imagine the fucking volume of posting if Prometheus somehow didn't exist until now and was made into a big budget event show like this? We'd never hear the end of it.

people who might release the Alien:
>Kirsh if he goes full David
>Nibs because she's losing her mind
>Wendy if she gets brainwashed by the hivemind
>Slightly after being convinced to do it by Morrow
>Morrow himself, if he stows away on a ship headed for Neverland

Who would win in a fight, a Xenomorph or Pumpkinhead?

>>213861320
It's almost like the alien knew he was supposed to be in future scenes in the tv show! Impressive!

>>213861322
>>213861270
People who are well-adjusted, creative, have rich life experience and don't consoom all the live long day wouldn't be stupid enough to go into Film/TV in this day and age so you're left with nothing but atomized mongrel NPC bugmen.

>>213861340
Kirsh is going to be the bad guy. I can already feel it.
He's going to feed Boy Retard to the xeno and try to bring his Lost Boys with him somewhere else.
Nibs has to die by the Eye Monster.

My only predictions.

>>213861345
Pumpkinhead is immortal unless the xenomorph knew to go after the summoner, which I don't think it would think to do on it's own.
I also think Pumpkinhead is a cooler effect, so maybe I'm biased.

>>213861320
He didn't eat the giganigga because he's either
A) not fully human so the Xeno dislikes that
B) it let him go because he's black and black meat doesn't taste good

>>213861320
Does the alium know that he was only trying to get it to W-Y because they would be more useful than Prodigy?

>>213861382
>Kirsh is going to be the bad guy because he's going to do a good thing
I'm not sure I follow.
I'm not proud of how I know I would react if there is a scene where Nibs gets eyed.

>>213861250
...a corporation that formed in the 3WE

>>213861309
>dumb plot contrivances
how the fuck is that a contrivance?
it's literally an entire scene, filmed with specific props and cgi, to setup a thread in the future.

>>213861382
> Kirsh is going to be the bad guy. I can already feel it.
I mean, its basically canon that earlier android models are malfunctioning all the time.
Would be a twist, if Kirsch is not a freak in the end.

She's in

>>213858438
>>213858495
lmao BTFO

Didnt watch it yet. Is it kino?

>>213854744
Shut the fuck up, and enjoy it.

>>213861473
Yes. Certified kino

Honestly speaking, how many xenos would he take out before getting killed?

>>213861473
Obviously not. But it's okay. Don't go in with expectations of Kino though.

>>213861473
it has retarded moments and kino moments
its not perfect but I dont regret watching it
actually looking forward to the rest of the season

>>213861473
it's like if romulus was drawn out into several hours, glorified fan film

>>213859911
come on
shaw is in the top 3
you can't call her forgettable
rain is winning tho

> "The Real Monsters"
Guys, can it be that in the end, the humans were the real monsters all along?

>>213861497
Not many, he is poorly equipped to deal with xenos. t1000 would do better, but still poorly depending on how the acid interacts with the liquid metal material (I suspect it would interact badly)

>>213861534
no that's the episode where they flip audience expectations on its head and introduce The Predator

>>213861320
Why the fuck is this nigga always sweaty
Even when he was downloading the ship files he was sweating like he was downloading terabytes of porn instead
Does he have a cybernet extra sweat implant or what

>>213861382
also, Curly might have a breakdown and set the Alien free if Boy discards her after he realizes Wendy can talk to the Aliens.

>>213861511
I watch for she
her lips to be specific.

>>213861497
with a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range he could smoke a lot of them. He's heavy, fairly quick and doesn't afraid of death

>>213861587
He's not quick, and he would be very vulnerable to acid.

>>213861601
Can the little fuckers spray acid on demand?

>>213860098
it's better than expected
some character are becoming too interesting i am starting to worry about their development in the show
>>213860277
he deserves it
he's the most interesting character in the show, unironically
/tv-pol/ like the idea he's a villain and not the mc
>black-bad --> OK

>>213861676
no but depending how far away Ahnold is when he kills one he could get sprayed. the bugs seem to have really high blood pressure.

>>213861696
/pol/ here. I have no problem with black actors in shows and movies if its logical for them to be there.
the Alien universe has made it pretty clear that its pretty standard to have a guy that looks like Yaphet Kotto on every starship crew
so it's fine
I get enraged when they cast a black guy to play the Queen of England and shit like that of course
unless its Denzel then its okay

>>213861561
I think it's to give the impression that his implants/robot bits are strenuous when actively doing something like uploading data or counteracting fear chemicals.

It's sci fi but doesn't seem like a perfect or even sustainable implementation by any stretch, which is why all the CEOs aren't simply borged out to defend themselves... you have to remember he's a cyborg in the alien/blade runner universe where synths go full retard pretty much by default, I wouldn't be surprised if they're directly connected to his fringe mental state instead of him being motivated to one-man-army the island by... having no family or anything else interesting left to do

>>213861811
>they're
they being his implants and not the synths rather

What do you guys think, the Wall Mart Timothee Chalamet gave the gold digger girl to read? What do smart people read?

>>213861799
just be real, you people can't stand SINNERS

>>213861799
Yeah this is basically the oldfag opinion everyone had before 4chan went full 1488.

Why don’t they just leave the ship?

>>213861853
Mein Kampf, then they discuss smart solutions

>>213860277
he coo

baking

>you told yourself you weren't food anymore
why is this guy in the transport foreshadowing that there's gonna be alien monsters in the crashed ship when he should have no idea yet

>>213861856
Sinners is overrated. It's front loaded with a ton of shit that does not matter at all and doesn't start getting interesting until the Irish guy shows up and even then he isn't in the movie enough. I thought the one shot musical scene with all the surreal imagery was neat but that's the only noteworthy part of the movie imo.

I don't want to coom to ANY of the females in this show

>>213861856
I didn't see it and probably never will, nothing about it - plot or characters - had any interest for me
if you want to make a show or movie about niggers you know be well away that some % of the white
audience isn't going to care enough about it to see it, whatever it is. it isn't for or about us.
go ahead and make a film for niggers just don't be shocked if whites don't show up to watch it.

>>213862011
I want to cum on the redhead and wendy

>>213862021
>be well away
aware can't type today for some reason

>>213862011
Nibs has already killed billions

since when are aliums strong enough to flip shipping containers over

dude Peter pan lol except the analogy makes no sense because the kids are forced to grow up

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>>213862021
>>213861951
i accept your concessions
>>213862011
wendy is too skinny
dame is a sexy milf
nibs is weirdly sexy
curly is not for everyone

Who's a pornstar who looks like Nibs? Maybe like, Mia Collins? Not quite though. I need to know.

>>213861345
Minus the supernatural powers probably the Xeno

>>213861448
We Starcraft now?

>>213861497
He gets sent back to when they were just a bunch of eggs and genocides them.

>>213861799
>unless its Denzel then its okay
Unexpectedly based.

>>213859405
>The actor is gonna die from blood clots
Everyone in my family has bad varicose, we just get it operated on in our 50s in general. Everyone I know of has lived past 80 besides that one cousin who an heroed

>>213861188
I love Alien 4

it looks so dull