Thread 213855032

But it was actually really good. The only thing was the weird fixation on the only nigger in the paleskin party. Is Hollywood moving away from woke?

>>213855032 (OP)
The gay Hawaiians weren’t woke to you? Literal butt sex Hawaiian warriors

>>213855032 (OP)
What is this Kamehameha?

My biggest concern was the casting. Every “Hawaiian” was mixed. Chink mixed, nigger mixed, White mixed, SE Asian mixed, etc. it kinda takes away from the suspension of disbelief

>>213855032 (OP)
time is a flat circle

>>213855417
Don’t you know Hollywood is racist? All tanned asians/ Polynesians look the same to them….

>>213855417
Most " Hawaiians" are mixed.

COOK THE TRIBE SOME FUCKIN HAOLE PRISONERS, BITCH

>>213855611
Well you’d think they wouldn’t be back then… are there no real Hawaiians left? Why are they so proud of being “Hawaiian” if they’re not actually Hawaiian, lmao. Makes no sense

>>213855661
Who gives a shit, they're Polynesian, they have the most ambiguous features. You could cast a Polynesian Hawaiian as a mixed black, mixed Chinese, Porto Rican and arab and it'd be fine.

>>213855611
Also checked. It’s just hard to believe when every single person who supposedly belongs to the same family or tribe has a completely different physiognomy and look completely different with totally different features. These are isolated groups on isolated islands…. Whoever casted was fucking retarded and/or racist. I’m triggered

>>213855032 (OP)
>Is Hollywood moving away from woke?
HAHAHAHA FUCK NO!

>>213855749
If they were smart and/ or cared, they would have casted all Samoans and called it a day

>>213855032 (OP)
did it show him eating anyones heart or eyes? if not, revisionist trash

>HRT moobs
suspension of disbelief terminated

>>213855417
trying to find pure blood hawaiians is like trying to find pure blood cherokee
best you can typically do is 50%

>>213855885
His face is super bloated like an alcoholic. Is that what HRT does bc I don’t think he’s drinking to get that body

>>213855773
Then why is a show made by fucking Apple actually being real and making good, compelling television? No White man bad no all niggers good, just real

>>213856081
Apple isn't (((Hollywood))).

>Shows non-Whites as literal savages who kill children and babies
>shows White men as pragmatic people who solve problems
How TF did this make it past the (((censors)))

>>213855417
There are like 5 pure Hawaiian guys on Earth and they're all obese retards

>>213856440
Should have cast Samoans. Would have saved a shit ton of money and made a better production. Sad!

>>213855032 (OP)
>I was expecting this to be woke garbage
why? black panther is the most right wing blockbuster ever. when you're brown, they let you do it.

I did not expect /tv/fags to even know about this show. It’s actually really fucking good.

>>213857134
it went viral because some chud complained it wasn't in english.

>>213856412
yeah whatever man, every Hawaiian is some idealized jacked 6 ft+ bodybuilder warrior badass, every englishman is some piss stained fat racist.

>>213855359
anon, they were called savages for a reason

>>213855928
alcohol certainly wouldn't help but yeah, HRT alone could make him look like that; even the real good shit some hollywood stars use

>>213855928
i should clarify that he certainly hasn't been hitting the gym much if all but the signs of HRT are still apparent.

No good ending to this story

>>213855032 (OP)
Yes it's actually not woke at all. It was refreshing to see actual Hawaiians acknowledge how bloodthirsty the five (three?) Kingdoms of Hawaii were in the past.

Gonna have to give props to Mamoa for being a straight arrow