Thread 213856159

HOH: Rachel
Noms: Rylie, Morgan, Mickey
Veto: Lauren

previously on /bb/: >>213842442

I'd eat lauren's poop

I'd eat ava's boogers

I'd eat kelley's toenails

I’d eat Lauren’s ham roll up

Daytime brownoids.

I'd eat mac and cheese with lauren

>>213856159 (OP)
>want Mickey to leave because she's a bitch
but also
>want Rylie to leave because Lauren needs to understand there are consequences to her actions

seems like rat status is still praying for a rylie blockbuster win

>>213856271
based

>>213856271
ewwww

>>213856361
it's the only way for him to maintain good graces with both sides

>>213856361
Ava seems to want a morgon or mickey block buster though

vince telling kat and lauren that if its mickey and rylie he has to vote for rylie to stay

>>213856278
>want Rylie to leave because Lauren needs to understand there are consequences to her actions
She is never gonna her lessons. Like 'water off a duck's back'.
She'll just coast through life like an NPC.
This is the second time she was directly responsible for setting bb on shitty course.

>>213856509
>This is the second time she was directly responsible for setting bb on shitty course
I can't believe there are still adrian defenders on /bb/
he was a boring "nice guy"

adrian would have won the wall and saved us from morgan
adrian was the glue

>>213856361
a simp blockbuster win is best of both worlds for weasel, he can go "what can you do? he won blockbuster" to the judges while still voting ropes out
any other scenario is risky as hell for him, he's telling both sides different things about the vote and it'll blow up in his face if he has to show his cards

>>213856580
because evicting adrain set off a snowball event.
Since then, every HOH is hellbent on evicting men.
If they evict Rylie, it'll just be hags.
The final weeks will just be horrendous feeds with hags scheming against each other.

>>213856580
I think you know why they defend him.

>>213856509
>This is the second time she was directly responsible for setting bb on shitty course.
Ensuring Vinny's safety is good and getting the boring showmance that produces no content is also good. It's a win-win and almost makes up for her shit HoH.

id eat lauren's floor nuggets

Izzy's on the new Survivor!

>>213857011
i legit got excited for a second then realized it wasnt her

vince running this house

I'd eat Lauren's butternoodles

vinny for afp

you know it feels weird after the last two seasons to not have someone who camtalks practically every day
there's quite a few people who have done it sporadically but not to the same extent

did they just cuck them out of a halfway party?

>>213857402
unless they get one tonight yeah, very weird choice by grod

BRING OUT THEM BULLS!

BRING OUT THEM CHECKS!

so i had a big brother dream last night. ashley and I were at this outside top of parking lot dance club have drinks and dancing. wasnt too bad

Apparently Kelley said she wants Rachrl in the jury house cause then she'll have to celebrate her anniversary alone.

>>213857465
Based Kelley yet again

keanu telling mickey that vince might flip on rylie if its morgan and rylie

>>213857448
a couple weeks back I had one where the house went full bb9 group orgy, can still picture zach proneboneing someone even now

>>213857625
you just know she's apologizing to zach in her head

Rylie is a sex offender

>>213857536
Thank god, he is coming around to figuring out what a chameleon he is.

>>213857669
would need more than that for proving it's for being a sexpest. that just tells me he has an arrest record which isn't that surprising

>>213857669
based simp

>>213857669
He had a DUI and lost his license for 6 months

how pissed is mickey going to be when she leaves against morgan on thursday? is she just going to storm out?

>>213857885
I think she'll legit melty given she's getting like 2 votes max kek

You’re my fuckin girl /bb/. I don’t give a fuck, you ain’t fuckin gettin away from me. We’re fuckin gettin married.

kelley ate a dandelion and shit for three days afterwards cause cory dared her to

>>213857885
>seething in anger
>hugs every single person saying "it's just a game guys, don't cry for me", "it's just a game guys, don't cry for me"
>no one's crying

>>213858034
I don't think you understand. I will build a room in my house and lock you inside if you try to escape. I will petition Donald Trump to reinstate slavery simply so I can purchase and officially own you.

>>213858051
I eat dandelions sometimes

vince and lauren upstairs

>>213858034
i don't give a fuck, i fuckin love the fuck outta yew /bb/, it's yew and me against the wurld baby, i'munna marry yew whether y'want to or not, no fake motherfuckers /bb/

BASED WON'T

I assume Mickey thinks she's staying? How does she think the votes would land?

>vince: your keeping rylie no matter what right
>lauren nods
>vince: ok, i want to vote with you but i have to weigh all options

>Vinny wants Morgan and Simp to both stay
>Says worst case scenario is Ropehead wins arena and then he'd have to vote out Morgan

>>213858236
what did he say to Ava? Had it on mute

>lauren: kelley keanu and kat are going to hate you(if you vote riley) out
>vince: i know, and those are the people ive been closer to in the game
ok it is sounding like vince might actually boot morgan if she is against rylie

Beautiful girl.

based rat

Lauren’s tight tushy m

AVA WANTS TO KEEP SIMP

LET'S GO

I know Ava told Rylie he has his vote against Mickey but did she also say he has her vote against Morgan?

>>213858324
>"why did Mickey mess up and make it so hard for us? why didnt she keep her mouth shut and tell the truth?"

won't is doing a terrible job with ava kek

>>213858424
yup

Cam & Rylie Chillers alliance for All-Stars 3

vince is a little worried about kat and rylie voting morgan out over mickey

>>213858423
the nasty whites are sticking together I don’t like these optics mhmm

ava thinks vinny keeps mickey over rylie? yikes

>>213858487
at the end of the day I don't think wont truly cares which of the two goes home, he WONT be showing his cards

rachel cleaning the spunk stained shower

>>213857669
hes literally me

>>213858034
Okay

Lauren is airing out her pooper

morgan will win blockbuster
morgan will win the wall

morgan will not win zach's heart

Vinny cleaning the toilet

>>213859574
his guilty conscious knowing they had to clean up his dried semen in the shower

>>213859547
Only one 7 means only one will happen.

>>213859573
that exercise is paying off big time

>>213859617
Who the fuck is voting for Mickey if Rylie wins

Creampie sex with Sperg Kelley & Hag Rachel

>>213859617
I'm not sure mick jong un would even get ash/wills votes in a morgan/ropes scenario
I think it'd be 9-0

Growing older and realizing my MILF fetish is just women my age fetish now

>>213859639
laurens keeping that hag in the dark

KING KEANU WON

>>213859573
ZAMN

>>213859712
Based.

>>213859712
kek had this happen with Vince

>>213859712
Based. I love hags and I'm 30

>>213859573
shes got that thang on her

>>213859888
brap

What's goin on in that head of hers? Piano concertos for her ballet?

Morgan was about to say she would put Lauren on the block because Zach and Vince couldn't, to Lauren.

>>213860015
yay!

morgo for bb and hoh

>>213860015
based strategic mastermind TLP

>>213860087
She is going to get second to rylie and seethe about it again

>>213860051
DANCING WITH LAUREN

our boi Donny interview is up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZp4uKoEXOs

KEANU GAVE KELLY A HUG THEY MUST BE WORKING TOGETHER

morgan trying to paint a target on kelley to lauren
>morgan to lauren: dont tell kathrine but she would be my renom
i love morgan but man she is not very good at this game

love and life

adventures and fun

ava talking to lauren + vince

40 bings

Vince getting a boner realizing he’s no longer the swing

ffs ava needs to grow a pair and just speak her mind

lauren is so fucking stupid she is becoming an instant feeds switch

vince telling ava he probably keeps rylie over morgan

lauren is so fucking cute she is becoming an instant feeds watch

jesus christ between vince ava and lauren neither have the balls to outright say what they want to do

>>213860772
the Ava vote gives him cover

>>213860816
i wouldnt tell the bitch who put me otb anything either

whos dirty underwear is this

>>213860868
i dont know but i like how they bagged it for freshness

ava just said that if there were ever a reason to have a jury at all its because they have the bb unlocked series this year

>>213860868
what if it was amy's

morgan and papa wont going over votes if she(morgan) wins block buster and realizing mickey doesnt have the votes to stay.
that maybe they just vote mickey out

>>213860948
that ass is atrocious

>>213860948
The fact she was potentially open to a showmance in her pre-interviews, I would have easily been clapping those cheeks

>>213861066
she was already in a showmance with the mastermind

>>213860948
we missed out on ropes, amy and keanu (buttler mode) comparing butts

>>213861066
>potentially open to a showmance
Kek, you think she'd be open to dating a 25 y/o? Or was she hoping the token old guy (Will) to be to her liking?

15 MINS

>>213861117
Is it still a showmance if it's nonconsensual? I heard she's still tied up in the mastermind's lair getting her holes punished.

of all the women left in the house i think id put ava last on the list of hgs id want to fuck

TNDs your season

>>213861147
>Or was she hoping the token old guy (Will) to be to her liking?
has there ever been an old guy not married cast on the show? at least ken had the upside-down pineapple clause

>>213861177
i thought she was cute early on but yeah shes gross. her cooch probably smells like shit

>>213861147
I like to think a young stud into older women. Just have to ignore that her son is watching you bone his mom

>>213861216
We need seasons like this to undo the cookout damage

>>213861177
Here's my list from most fuckable at the top:
Kelley
Ava (with bag over her face, without the bag she's below Kat)
Lauren
Katherine
Ashley
Rachel
Morgan
And my WONT be engaging in coitus with tier:
Ropes

morgan getting heated that lauren is so indecisive and that she wouldnt vote to keep her over rylie

>>213861282
i would fuck ropes anally only

>>213861216
flashbacks of survivor cook islands when the jew betrays the white alliance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sZ0OJGm6Ak

TEN BINGS

>>213861282
ropes has a nice ass. ava is disgusting

I have a flat ass

>>213861295
can't wait for the morgan vs lauren war when morgan wins the wall

>>213861117
HE BETTER SHOW UP TONIGHT
i need him

>>213861392
>morgan
>winning anything ever
it will be riley winning it purely on the power of the thought of nighttime hoh room with kat

>>213861415
i wonder if theres actually anything in that safe or if there's a way to open it or if it was just for flavor

Morgan is actually kinda cute with straight hair

1 1/2 bings

>>213861415
I miss him so much

>>213861445
the golden envelope given to Rachel has the code which will grant her immunity when needed

>>213861481
her big curly hair is her best feature

JULIE LOOKIN GOOD

>>213861481
love code switchingyes learned this term from /bb/ this year biracials

RACHREN LOOKIN GOOD

JULIE LOOKIN GOOD

>>213861481
she "was" kinda cute with curly hair too, but when you look closely at the feeds you notice the wrinkles and flat chest (which arent that bad) along with a muscular body and masculine frame.

90 minute episode. It’s like a full length movie

>>213861532
What is code switching?

>>213861569
except movies dont have commercials

>>213861555
TITTIES SITTIN RIGHT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213861564
I like muscular women. I imagine them putting me in a headlock and I’d act upset but secretly I’d be into it.

aaaaa

>>213861555
she looks like my niece

PIG OTEV

MAFIA PIG OTEV!
I REPEAT
MAFIA PIG OTEV!

>>213861594
Her lifting up Vinny and throwing him around against his will was kinda funny

>>213861583
They do when you watch them on TNT like me. Uncle Buck has tons of em

>>213861583
tropic thunder tho

Vinny is so main character coded ngl

Ava

Hi /bb/ i thought you guys might wanna know I am eating salted caramel ice cream at this time :)

girl has 3 best friends?

THE NERVE

Welcome to the party was a big nothing lol

WELCOME TO THE PARTY *HONK*

>that clown noise for kelley
kek

WELCOME TO THE PARTY

>>213861656
basically a war crime

oh smiling during a tense moment is bad now ashley?

WELCOME TO THE PARTY

>I'M SO GENUINE I'M SO GENUINE I'M SO GENUINE I'M SO GENUINE
>this bitch is fucking nuts

hahaha oh ava

They actually showed the attacking her thing Mickey said I didn't think they'd show, damn. They hate Mickey.

editors finally throwing ropehead under the bus

Damn they put that line in the edit, they hate her ass.

KEANU LITERALLY HUGGED KELLY THEY HAVE TO GO

ropes getting annihilated in the edit

>>213861577
It basically means you act differently in one social group from another. Black people use it to describe how they act in white workplaces and spaces. The word is basically only used by college educated cultural marxist black types but everyone does it in a way. Most people don't curse at church or at family gatherings.

Based Kelley a Honker

>>213861694
>>213861704
>>213861710
ye
>2 kids and a husband doesn't make you a better person

>id put you on the block but wouldnt want you to go home
what a retarded thing to say

AVA AND WONT TRASHING THE KWEEN IN DRs!!! they just lost their chance at AFP

>>213861584
noooo lauren don't trust the weasel!

racist production targeting our black queen unjustly

Keanu is gonna win America’s favorite player

“I fully support her decisions”

LAUREN DR

curb stomp lauren

somebody cap lauren with "i don't know" CC

shoutout production for giving a completely pointless hg a dr and giving away the veto winner

LAUREN DR??????

lauren a cute
A CUTE!

LAUREN DR COUNT: 1 (one)

>>213861831
sorry guys i think she's fug

>>213861870
Mickey has won a comp before, according to herself

phew made it

>>213861911
grover????

>>213861911
RARE GROVER?!

papa WON'T be paying attention to conversations

>>213861911
based

>no qts on new survivor season
easy skip until season 50

lmao that faggy chink on the survivor promo

stop casting boomers they all suck ass

will WONT be listening to these dumb bitches

kek based Will not giving a fuck about convos with Ava either

mmmmmnhmmmmmmmmmmmn

He's literally me

morgan cosplaying vince was like 2-3 weeks ago

Papa WON'T be giving a fuck about what you're saying

Papa WON'T be listening to any of these dumb convos

>>213861924
>>213861927

Oh I get it now. It's because "Won't" is the opposite of "Will," but Won't is a more apt name.
I hope Papa wont WON'T fail at getting AFP

WILL LMFAO HE IS SO OVER THESE DUMB ASS KIDS

HES DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR NONSENSE CONVOS LMFAOOO

not enough content to fill a 90 min ep so we have a segment of a guy who doesnt want to play

Love Will

TP edit

Based papa dud realizing most of the houseguests are just npcs.

>>213861994
GROVER JOHNSON?!

WONT BTFO'ING MORGAN HAGS

>>213861481
lmao girl why you wearing big ol flipper sandals with knee highs

Will "Solid Snake" Williams

bro

>>213862015
My mom said this too

Kino stalker moment

>>213862009
he is playing
hes realized all of these idiot zilllenials are self-absorbed cunts and that you can get their trust and protection by just sitting there and saying nothing because they are so desperate to move their mouths and get easy validation

This is so fucking corny lol

TOXIC RYLIE SEGMENT

SIMPMODE WON

cringe kino

endurance in 85 degrees, which is the temperature right now

catladies absolutely seething at this blossoming love segment

RILEY IS SUCH A FUCKING BITCH HOLY FUCK HE IS ANNOYING AS ALL GET OUT

JESUS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER

the best murder/suicide-mance ever

THE MUSIC

ugh my gf might start watching this season because she saw some rylie clips on tiktok

>I'm developing REAL feelings for Katherine
Is he saying he was fake lovebombing her at first?

A whole lot of "love"

Wtf is this music

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING EDIT IM GONNA FUCKING PUKE

Katherine do you promise!?

BRIGADE edit

based Keanu

That's so sweet!

>>213862133
jesus I really thought they were gonna expose his creepiness but instead it's another forced romance edit

THE BRAGADE mention

BASED KEANU DROPPING A TURD ON THEM AND THEN NOT WASHING HIS HANDS

grod going to hell for this simp edit

hahaha love you keanu thank you for that

if it's based on titty sittin right, give rachel the money frfr

Will, Lauren, Rylie, AND Kat DRs in one episode! Holy shit boys we're getting CONTENT!

BASED BRIGADE

Twitter and reddit are crazy. This is just standard twentysomething stupid bullshit.

>>213862162
That was it yo?

DAMN RACHEL ACTUALLY APPLYING THIS TO A PREVIOUS BB RUN????

>>213861247
She's just a basic ugly girl who puts on the quirky aura shit because there isn't as much competition in the weirdo loser space. Her facade cracks all the time.

>>213862208
nah he’s a freak

Keanu stealing the scene by taking a dump

>>213862219
Best alliance of all time

Rytards... we just can't stop winning

>>213861577
Means how blacks act like normal civilized people around whites but feral apes when they are alone with one another.

>>213861946
>>213861963
ye too many self-insert superfans nowadays. straya is where its at

>>213862117
she saw the boner clip. she about to to cuck you

>>213862263
Rachel has a point, they never would have succeeded without making Brenchel the house targets for the entire year
By the time they got both of them out, it was like Britney and Ragan left over

LET'S GO
https://www.tmz.com/2025/08/20/big-brother-rylie-jeffries-mom-defends-relationship-with-katherine-woodman/?adid=social-tw

Who takes the least amount of showers in the house? I remember last year someone had pointed out that they never saw Angela take a shower

>>213862263
forgot how ugly hayden is

LAUREN GETTING THE RETARD EDIT

FRENEMIES <3

>>213862333
Zingbot is gonna call her a retard.

>>213862333
>edit

>>213862327
ava

Frenemybros...

>>213862263
for me, it's Lane and Brit

>>213862327
This shit is stupid they don't show people taking showers very often. Just because they haven't shown someone shower on feeds doesn't mean shit.

>>213862373
It was a houseguest who said it.

>>213862333
at least she's really cute

Lauren thinking edit kino

>>213862327
i haven't paid attention to shower habits this year, but i remember blue would go straight to bed instead of showering after fucking jared

>>213862263
Uh u is 4getn da cookout yt boi

LAUREN DR COUNT: 2 (two)

I'm surprised Vince has tattoos

>>213862384
Oh that's different then. I've seen feed watchers accuse various people of not showering over the years. It's always someone they already don't like.

laurentard

so turned on right now

>>213862395
cute sleepy retarded waifu

every time theres a silence from lauren i imagine dial-up noise

glad to know editors and vinny also think she is retarded

The music over Lauren I’m dying

*THINKS*

>>213862372
britbrit got Lane 2 jury votes by telling Brenchel that Hayden started a rumor about Brandon having a small dick

>>213862395
holy fucking cute

Did you notice how they didn’t show Rachel explaining the rules? They did a weird fade transition to her drawing the names.

>>213862228
He's limerent. He'll be fine.

will wont win this veto

>>213862291
i just watched the first two sodes of that and it's incredible

>>213862437
is that what the mean nick name was??? jesus

LAUREN DR COUNT: 3 (three)

>>213862327
ava is stinkmaxxin

>>213862328
hayden is easily the most attractive there

>have a final 2 with a player on the block
>actually considering not using the veto on them if you won it
bro what are we doing here???

>>213862507
You can't show your cards until the final 2 speeches.

>>213862437
genius move
only needed one more vote and lane wins

for me its street walker morgan

>>213862507
she probably doesnt know what final 2 means

>>213862469
tlp bros eating good

>>213862531
yeah, Lane would have won if Enzo was bitter about Hayden cutting him

>>213862469
WOAH

>>213862532
she do be lookin like a trans hooker

>>213862532
i would buy drugs for and from her

does anyone under the age/above the iq of 50 actually care about TMZ

so far tonight we've gotten
>two-faced ropehead
>self-centered ash
>agreeable won't
>indecisive lauren
>prince charming simp

>>213861911
still one of the hottest while in house in history. I think naked pregnant Aaryn was a good era, current bimbo Aaryn won't end well

Set is noticeably cheaper than last year's kek

i like the flashbacks this episode

Why do people like OTEV? It’s so corny that I struggle to watch

UH OH STINKYYY

BASED LIL STINKY DROPPING A STINKBOMB

>>213862602
they didnt wanna spend a bunch of money on a set that was gonna be seen for like 5 seconds because it was only gonna be one round

cgi stank

Shout out to my boo lil stinky

>>213862607
holy based mafia pig

Lil Stinky aka our latino userbase

>>213862579
yikes

if boren won this then they must have made it easy

I've known Lil' Stinky for years, it's surreal seeing him on Big Brother

>>213862579
i don't even recognize her what the fuck

>>213862625
this kind of shit is why I don't tell people I watch this show

>>213862579
Is that really her? Besides the obvious amazing tits this is a monster

>>213862579
disgusting

rat Vince get fucked

Vinny has to hunt his own kind. How terrible.

>>213862667
>NOOOOO!!! TV shows aren't allowed to have funny farting pigs!!!
You must be fun at parties

>>213862659
all of them but lauren get it wrong in round 3

HOGGFATHER SPUNK

Taran's reaction on the showmance segment

>>>/wsg/5953605

>>213862726
>>213862726
>>213862726
>>213862726
>>213862726

>>213862625
this kind of shit is why I tell people I watch the show!

>>213862666
>>213862678
she looks a little better sometimes, but she absolutely wrecked herself overall for only being 34

omg she sounds like Britney spears!!!

i don't actually watch the episodes very closely

>>213862756
Ok yeah she's hot here nevermind would still rail

Morgan Hagtards…

MORGAN BTFO

>>213862756
ehh looks fine for milf with a kid in her 30s

will WON'T be saving ropehead

>>213862795
>mom my friends keep saying you answered the call, what does that mean??

>>213862735
We're only on page 7

No im sorry back to that shit edit. They have articles from multiple publishers posting about him, their social medias are flooding with people begging them to expel him and they decide to make KAT the issue in their “showmance”???????????? Completely ignoring his emotional abuse and editing him to be…. Whatever that was???

Morgan's buns on the big screen

>>213861911
GROVER JOHNSON????