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Anonymous No.213857219 >>213857267
How does Superman end up in the Arctic at the start of the movie?
Did he flee from the battle like a bitch?
Anonymous No.213857240 >>213857304
His clone fucked him up
Anonymous No.213857267 >>213857646
>>213857219 (OP)
He should’ve cried for his mommy
Anonymous No.213857304 >>213857390
>>213857240
Yeah that happened at Metropolis, as the movie says, 3 hours ago, so did Superman spend these 3 hours running for his life?
Anonymous No.213857390
>>213857304
I take it they were somewhere else, Superman got wrecked and had to charge back up as Ultraman headed to Metropolis. Superman always goes to the sun to recharge but looked too weak to do that so went to the Fortress and had to have Krypto drag him there
Anonymous No.213857439 >>213857639 >>213858056
>gets his ass reamed by every villain in the movie
>ends movie with a monologue about how he's a scared little bitch as his super canine goes cujo on a guy without super powers
Anonymous No.213857639 >>213858033
>>213857439
Only one spamming this idiot take is Snyder fags
Anonymous No.213857646 >>213857947 >>213858133 >>213858254
>>213857267
Friendly reminder that Gunnman has 0 (zero) victories in the entire movie

Loses to Ultraman at the start
Loses AGAIN after coming back
Loses argument with Lois
Loses to Soizilla, Justice Gang has to bail him out
Gets outsmarted and imprisoned by Lex
Loses to 2 regular guys in raptor suits, nearly dies in the black hole, has to be saved by Element Nearly loses to Engi and Ultraman by suffocation (LMAO)
Loses to Ultraman again, has to be bailed by shitdog (his cope is that it was "brain beats brawn" moment)

Perfect fucking loss streak
Anonymous No.213857947
>>213857646
>Mommy!
Anonymous No.213858033 >>213858224
>>213857639
>what happens in the movie is an idiot take
on that we green pedogunn fan
Anonymous No.213858056
>>213857439
I checked out after Kara called him a bitch.
Anonymous No.213858133
>>213857646
oh and all the ironman knockoffs he beat didn't die cause....the suits protect you from hitting the ground after falling the height of a skyscraper
and nobody in the city being ripped apart by the black hole died because....uh instantaneous evacuation
and nobody was killed by doofy godzilla cause uh....the james gunn gang saved the humans while gunnman was saving squirrels and dogs
Anonymous No.213858224
>>213858033
Jeets seem to not grasp context and only shit at the most basic superficial level. Let’s just ignored Ultraman was a more powerful clone being fed AI stratgedy by Luthor who spent years studying Superman to get. That Superman turned himself in to be capture so could save Krypto. Defeated the Engineer and Ultraman once Luthor wasn’t able to feed him strategies. This idea that everything should be easy for Superman is most retarded take ever. Nobody wants to watch a cheat code characters
Anonymous No.213858254 >>213858284 >>213858635
>>213857646
>Loses to Ultraman at the start
>Loses AGAIN after coming back
yeah, almost like they wanted you to know it was going to be a difficult challenge or something..
>Loses argument with Lois
an interview, and he walks away. Looks like you’re just reaching for straws
>Loses to Soizilla, Justice Gang has to bail him out
he clearly said he wanted to find a way to beat it without killing it. In what twisted pajeet mind could you see him losing that fight?
>Gets outsmarted and imprisoned by Lex
he surrendered to find Krypto, and he frees himself, Krypto, and Metamorpho
>Loses to 2 regular guys in raptor suits
did you not see the same movie? You must be retarded, or high, maybe both
>nearly dies in the black hole, has to be saved by Element
He was the one that ended up taking all four out of the black hole, that’s why they were behind him. Holy fuck you are dumb.
>Loses to Ultraman again, has to be bailed by shitdog
If Ultraman is being controlled by Lex, then the dog makes it an even match, but all he does is take out the cameras. Superman yeeted him into a blackhole.
>Perfect fucking loss streak
Yes, you lost your Snyderman, and you continue to lose, stay losing asshole, bye. :)
Anonymous No.213858284
>>213858254
US INDIAN MEN ARE SO GAY FOR COCK. WE'RE COCK CRAZY!!!
Anonymous No.213858635
>>213858254
They sound like the same type of idiots that bitched about Catwoman having to help Batman after he got shot in the chest at point blank range. And that Batman “cheated” when he injected himself with adrenaline. This is the shit why I don’t even like Batman anymore. He’s gotten so much ridiculous fanboy plot armor he’s not even an interesting character anymore. Basically now it’s Batman could kick Godzilla’s ass with muh prep time