Goodbye. I'm leaving /tv/ forever.
Sergeant, dial the stargate.

>>213858363 (OP)
Close the iris

>>213858363 (OP)
I'm leaving this Sunday. It's been a strange 18 years browsing 4chan. Best wished to me anons.

Chevron seven locked.

>>213858398
IKR at a certain point you feel like you've seen everything.

>>213858363 (OP)
>one less pepe poster
This is Goa'uld news

>>213858363 (OP)
>SHOL'VA

>>213858432
>it's an apophis is giant for no discernable reason episode
why the fuck do they keep doing this

Dials the gate replicator home world.

>>213858506
>why the fuck do they keep doing this
We may never know

>>213858363 (OP)
See you on /n/ anon.

>>213858363 (OP)
>>213858398
You ain't leaving shit.

CLOSE THE IRIS!

>>213858363 (OP)
>sends you to a desert planet
nothing personnel, apu

>>213858363 (OP)
You're free to go, anon. Sergeant, dial P3W-451.

>>213858363 (OP)
Airmen, wait for him to get halfway through, then cut all power to the gate.

>>213859486
okay open the iris a little

>Sergeant dial Latinxia VII
>lock chevrons
>engage

>>213858363 (OP)

I don't feel as though enough has been said about Rodney's thick af milf-core sister.

>>213858363 (OP)
aight, see you tomorrow then

>>213858363 (OP)
SAARGENT, DILATE THE STARGATE!

What's the point of the iris on an outgoing wormhole? Nothing is going to come through from the other side anyway.

>>213862155
that's just what ((they)) want you to think

>>213862155
>walks backwards through your portal

>>213858363 (OP)
Sergeant dial OP mama house. Lock chevrons.

>>213858363 (OP)
bai

AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>213858363 (OP)
it's truly over, it's just one troon posting marketing threads. I'm starting to think this site is dead.

>>213864859
I cant tell if this site is worth using anymore if it's just Disney paying this guy. If it's dead just let it die, time to get a job JANNITORS. a REAL job.

>>213864859
/tv/ is weirdly dead. The rest of the board are thriving.

>>213866419
Tell that to /mu/.

hol' up anon. leave your GDO here.

>>213858398
>>213858426
Kek 17 for me. Where are you going? Ngl i’m super tired of incels. As a teen i thought this place was some secret grove of esoteric knowledge, but the years have taught me that that it’s just losers crying about everything + a lot of mentally ill people.

I want to turn on the TV and be immersed in a dumb plot for an hour

>Sergeant, gape the ol' orifice

Should I watch the seasons without Jack? With the orai or w.e.?

>>213861130
She was super cute

>>213869724
I think it was good at a time but the good people moved on and left earlier

>>213870237
most people will say no but in my opinion, the ori seasons are the best SG-1 has been since season 6

I hated Daniel when the brought him back. There was a smugness

>>213870269
The ori?

>>213870269
Troof

>>213858398
After the hack, i realized that theres nowhere else to go. Like theres this place, youtube, and thats it. Im probably going to be here until this place shuts down completely or at least (((they))) implement their digital id agenda bullshit which as soon as they do, im off the internet forever. Theres no point in staying online if you cant be anonymous.

>>213858363 (OP)
Reminder apu is a cia psyop

>>213858363 (OP)
*dials the black hole planet*

>>213869946
Me on the toilet

>>213858363 (OP)
Man, Stargate was the best!

>>213870261
Yep, it wasn't even that good but it was a utopia compared to the sewer it is today.

Aaaaaah no don't breed me help me Thor-sama!

>>213869724
you sound like john campea thank fuck youre leaving

>>213870289
He was just O'Neill-lite when he came back. There's even a point where the writers acknowledge it by having him say something like "I've been hanging around Jack too much". You can't have two smarmy quipsters that make light of every situation in the same group. Then even your audience won't take it seriously.

They shoulda just kept Jonas.

>>213871630
Honestly i liked the old world more than this screeching forever panicking new world. Part of that was that nobody wasn’t anonymoys so they had to behave themself and mentally ill people stayed in their holes.

>>213864857
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

>>213874440
What is your dream team? 4 members, you can include bad guys. You can't have 4 Teal'c clones. You need
Leader
Muscle
Techie
Culture/mythology guy

For me?
>Movie O'Neil
>Teleporting Runner
>Todd
>Jonas

Jaffa tongue my Chappa'ai

ENGAGE THE IRIS!
You're here forever, lieutenant.
Go to the infirmary to get a check up with the big needles. Then report back for artifact cleaning duty.

i am going too
bye

>>213858363 (OP)
Cute Apu poster

>>213869724
Bye faggot

>>213859119
was there ever an actual explanation behind this bit? everyone says it was because they were filmed separately due to drama but that always felt like fan fiction

>>213870289
>>213874440
This was solely because Michael Shanks seethed and sneeded because he wanted to not be the nerd of the show anymore. It's why he ragequit in Season 6. He thought he could get better roles, but he didn't so he came back for Season 7 under the condition they make Daniel more like Jack.

>>213879806
I think Shanks just hated not being a big fish in a small pond, that's why he ran back to Canadian TV so fast. I've been listening to Katee Sackhoff's podcast and the differences between the Canadian and American actors is stark. American actors are jaded and desperate, whereas Canadian ones are just laid back and grateful to be working in anything. They're all still deluded narcissists since they're actors, but it's still funny to see who's able to hack it in the more cutthroat American leagues, and everyone being amazed at Canadian filmmaking being so much more streamlined and friendly.

>>213874966
>oh fuck it's that shol'va furio

>>213858444
SHAL'KEK NEM'RON

>>213864857
that's actually a pretty impressive shot for a low budget sci-fi show

>>213880183
The motivation to leave for Shanks, besides the whole big fish-small pond thing, was that he felt like his character was one-note and wanted to be more of an action hero like Jack.

In retrospect, I guess it made sense to start pushing him in that role, since by Season 7 I feel like it was clear that RDA was looking for the exit.

>>213858363 (OP)
See you on the other side, OP.

>>213858432

>>213881112
His character became one-note when he returned, before he was a foil to Jack and had his own distinct personality, only to become a sarcastic mini-me parroting quips. The ridiculous insecurity of actors who can't separate their characters from themselves will never not be funny, same with Patrick Stewart butchering his role to become Movie Picard, the Space Retard. Whenever an actor has an idea to develop their character they should ALWAYS be ignored.

>>213864857
>HE'S NOT THE FATHER

>>213869724
The thing that killed 4chan for me was all the Ukraine hate threads. This place is now infested with Russian bots.

>>213880183
It's because Canadian film industry is government subsidized while US film industry is constantly in a state of collapse.

>>213884296
Well yeah those too. It’s funny to think that russian government has a department for online spamming. Back in the day nobody gave a fuck about this place, or internet in general.

>>213858398
See you Monday, as usual.

>>213858363 (OP)
Why leave, just browse more casually. Too many kino moments every now and then for a perma exit

>>213884296
For me it's all the antisemitism.

>>213886035
>Too many kino moments
Such as?

>>213886046
That's what he said though

>tfw 5 years oldfag
I literally wasted my life here

>>213886289
Uhh where do i begin

>>213858363 (OP)
open the iris. See you tomorrow private anon

>>213886436
I guess you'll let us know

>>213864857
is this really the optimal defensive set up for that

>>213886718
I'm a fan of the spontaneous discussion in the stealth coomer and political threads. Lots of insight and funny jokes. Threads about movies and series i closely follow are also entertaining.

>>213886880
I would put a mirror opposite the gate, anyone attacking would think they are in a parallel universe and leave.

>sex with doctor woman

>>213887282
My wife

>>213858363 (OP)
don't forget your P90, King.

>>213871630
This. I'll be here til 4chan closes or anonymity is too far gone. Society is too asocial and forums are as close as I can get to community

>>213858363 (OP)
>imblying I will let you travel to some random planet
lmao nice try CIVILIAN