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Anonymous No.213859972 >>213859989 >>213860055 >>213860272 >>213861005 >>213861051 >>213861125 >>213861311 >>213861778
>Scientist discovers life
>"I will call it... Adam..."
Anonymous No.213859989
>>213859972 (OP)
its..... ACTING LIKE A WHITE BLOOD CELL
AND WE'RE THE VIRUS!
Anonymous No.213860031
>folds protein in half and pokes a pencil through it
Anonymous No.213860055 >>213861519
>>213859972 (OP)
>Dutch scientist curdles milk
>"I will call it... Edam..."
Anonymous No.213860139 >>213860235
>Project Icarus is on track, any deviations in the readings are within the acceptable parameters. This doomsayer doctor Cassandros is predicting that it will crash and burn, but I'm confident in saying that by tomorrow, man will become God.
Anonymous No.213860159
>No, we didn't find it... It found us!
They literally say this in the new Jurassic movie and then and there I shut the movie off. Holy shit what a piece of hot garbage.
Anonymous No.213860231
>folds penis in half and sticks a pencil through it
Anonymous No.213860235
>>213860139
>Camera footage of them crawling towards the camera with the place burning behind them
>Mans hubris has doomed us all
>Dies
Anonymous No.213860272
>>213859972 (OP)
>Project Adam has gained sentience after eating a mysterious substance.
>Dear God...
Anonymous No.213860900
>the Lazarus virus is bringing bodies back to life!
Anonymous No.213860985
>project hubris is proceeding as planned with no issues in sight
Anonymous No.213861005
>>213859972 (OP)
> uh, sir? It’s the size of Nebraska! :0
Anonymous No.213861051
>>213859972 (OP)
> project hubris was a colossal failure!
> get project messiah online now!
Anonymous No.213861125
>>213859972 (OP)
>Frenchman that revolutionized artillery is named Charles De Bang
Anonymous No.213861160
>no, I don't want to hear the results of Project Cassandra, so stop bothering me
Anonymous No.213861279
>sir, operation swift lightening has gotten down in a quagmire!
Anonymous No.213861311
>>213859972 (OP)
>We are ready to embark on the mission to rescue the stranded space crew
>"I will call it... Project Ulysses"
Anonymous No.213861376 >>213861551
>Sir, I've got some bad news about Project Sisyphus.
>Let me guess, back to square one?
>I'm afraid so, sir.
Anonymous No.213861519
>>213860055
What a cheesy joke
Anonymous No.213861551
>>213861376
>what about Project Phoenix?
>Up in smoke
Anonymous No.213861732
>Our new ship to discover the stars is finally completed
>I give you... Project Odyssey
Anonymous No.213861778
>>213859972 (OP)
>Entity Codename "White Whale" still out of sensor range, sir
Anonymous No.213862307
>The Achilles: the most powerful starship in the fleet. But it has one fatal flaw...
Anonymous No.213862368
>Have a look at this new ship design Admiral.
>The experts are saying its unsinkable!