Thread 213861495

>Wow Doc, with this new time machine we can go back in time and prevent the holocaust and save Martin Luther King Jr. from being assassinated
>No, can do, Marty...

Ok but why?

>>213861550
Doc assassinated MLK

>we did it Marty!
>wait Doc. did what?
>well i don't wanna spoil the surprise. lets just say property in Detroit ain't as cheap as you and I remember

>>213861896
I legit LMAOd at this

>>213861550
Did you not watch the movie?

>>213861896
> Marty, get in your truck - we're going to Oakland!
> Doc I can't drive to Oakland, I don't have a bulletproof vest!
> Where we're going, we don't need body armor.
Marty: surprised, nonplussed
Scene transition: a beautiful, ritzy SoCal city with beautiful women and men induits click-clacking around them.
> How did you - where did they all go?
> Doc grins, "Back to Africa."

>>213863324
>Oakland
>socal

>>213861495 (OP)
based doc von braun

>>213863398
Not a Cali fag, sowwy

>>213863398
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oakland,_California

?

>>213865785
the bay is north cal, solcal is like LA and San Diego

I would go back to 1976 and fucking stay there.

>>213865785
The Bay area is as far from SoCal as New York is from South Carolina lmfao.

>>213868066
why 1976?

>>213863324
>Oakland
>SoCal
Imagine being dumber than a nigger how embarrassing.

>>213861495 (OP)
I've done it marty, I shot Lincoln

>>213868279
Post Vietnam war in America was a great time. The late '70's was filled with parties and cocaine that ran clear up to the '90's. You only had to put up with 4 years of Jimmy Carter but it was still a great time in America. Best time for movies and music. You could buy a nice used '70 Z28 for $2500. Girls were beautiful and thin and looked like Sydney Sweeney.

>>213869255
76 was the year carter got elected. So you would ride from 76 until you died?

>>213861896
>>we did it Marty!
>>wait Doc. did what?
>>well i don't wanna spoil the surprise. lets just say property in Detroit ain't as cheap as you and I remember

I mean, Clara Clayton is a paradox as it is. As she was suppose to die in a stage coach accident that makes her fall into a ravine, as Marty makes a joke about how how every kid wanted to see their teacher fall off of Clayton Ravine. But Marty and Doc, who are not suppose to be in the wild west save her. Doc knocks her up and has a few children with her.

>>213869376
I would live from 1976 to around 1992 over and over again until I died.
My second choice would be 1946 to 1964 the baby boomer years. Great years also but much less technology and shitty medical care.

>>213861896
Kek

>>213865785
>A major West Coast port, Oakland is the most populous city in the East Bay, the third most populous city in the Bay Area, and the eighth most populous city in California. It serves as the Bay Area's trade center: the Port of Oakland is the busiest port in Northern California

nigger learn how to read

>>213869475
yeah and the one kid points to his dick

>>213869561
>the kid has Parkinson's

>>213869561

Marty: "Hey Doc... uhh... say hello to my future son... Huey 'Lewis' McFly..."
>"...Hoooleyly SHIT, you really fucked up big time, Mah-tee!"
Doc: " Geez Louise, what is this crazy looking man talking about, Calvin? Why'd he call you Marty?"
Lorraine: "Uuuh.. don't worry about him.. Mo..mo... uhh... big momma.. he looks like a grifter... I like to call all grifters; Doc..."

>>213869684
>yeah and the one kid points to his dick

another time paradox.

>>213869759
>marty tells doc the kid is a mcfly
>marty's fake name is calvin cline
>you wrote lorraine for marty's dialogue
lmao
>>213869868
how so?

Wow Doc, with this new time machine we can go back in time to prevent the holocaust and save Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. from being assassinated >No can do, Marty...

>>213870000
yeah, that's the op

>>213870139
Almost. Dr.'s a big one. Gotta include Dr

>>213869934
>how so?

It was a joke?

>>213870167
dr of what? being black? if he was a doctor, how did he die of a gun shot? why didn't he give himself surgery?