← Home ← Back to /tv/

Thread 213861682

136 posts 76 images /tv/
Anonymous No.213861682 >>213861801 >>213861804 >>213861916 >>213861948 >>213861952 >>213862006 >>213862034 >>213862523 >>213862711 >>213863396 >>213863512 >>213863648 >>213863827
/tv/ webm thread
Anonymous No.213861776
Anonymous No.213861801
>>213861682 (OP)
What event was this taken from?
Anonymous No.213861804 >>213861855 >>213861942 >>213862054 >>213862237 >>213862317 >>213862873 >>213863386 >>213863873
>>213861682 (OP)
how do I not be this guy?
Anonymous No.213861849 >>213863185 >>213863869
>the webm that united /tv/.
Anonymous No.213861855 >>213862873
>>213861804
Pick a better time to put your arm around a girl and don't do the yawn bullshit just do it. They like it
Anonymous No.213861913 >>213862707
Anonymous No.213861916
>>213861682 (OP)
someone post the seat sniffer or the awkward kid trying to move past a projector, i laugh everytime
Anonymous No.213861942
>>213861804
Don't try.
Don't do.
Don't feel.
Anonymous No.213861948
>>213861682 (OP)
These people are gross.
Anonymous No.213861952
>>213861682 (OP)
Oh my fucking god.
Anonymous No.213861969 >>213862897 >>213863580 >>213864043
Anonymous No.213862002 >>213862061 >>213862063
if i ever go to one of these events, i am going to assume everything is recorded and stay as still as possible the entire time.
Anonymous No.213862006 >>213862036 >>213862555 >>213863472
>>213861682 (OP)
Anonymous No.213862034 >>213862069
>>213861682 (OP)
He doesn't sniff the seat, he literally just picks something up between the seats, but he's so fat that he had to take a knee to do so
Anonymous No.213862036 >>213862064 >>213862131
>>213862006
what is he doing
Anonymous No.213862054
>>213861804
Learn to take the L. He gave it a valiant effort, but ultimately sold the rib. Understand this shit WILL happen and try not to let it drain your soul. The word "stoicism" has been beaten into the ground by autists, but if you learn proper stoicism, you'll be ok.
Anonymous No.213862061
>>213862002
Then you'll become a meme like everyone else, the truth is you should sitmaxx as much as possible, none of these faggoty nerds will stop you.
Anonymous No.213862063 >>213862089 >>213862097 >>213862107 >>213862111 >>213862120 >>213862521 >>213863043
>>213862002
>
Anonymous No.213862064
>>213862036
his best George McFly.
Anonymous No.213862069
>>213862034
Fucking schizo what are you talking about?
Anonymous No.213862089 >>213862116
>>213862063
was he doing the Crash Bandicoot thing?
Anonymous No.213862097 >>213862171 >>213862747
>>213862063
I dont understand this one. Wtf is he doing
Anonymous No.213862107
>>213862063
I still don't get why he did all that instead of just walking away like the guy right next to him did
Anonymous No.213862111
>>213862063
should have put that guy's bike helmet on and charged through, retardmaxxed.
Anonymous No.213862116
>>213862089
don't try to decode the autistic mind
you will fail
Anonymous No.213862120
>>213862063
me when I come out of the cave at family gatherings
Anonymous No.213862131 >>213862653 >>213862772
>>213862036
A donation comment requested him to do a dab and it seems he has no idea what a dab really is.
Anonymous No.213862171
>>213862097
reliving the war.
Anonymous No.213862227 >>213862267
these speedrunning/video game events are like a giant tard wrangling convention. i kind of want to go to one but im scared of getting beat up by a transvestite
Anonymous No.213862237 >>213862339
>>213861804
Lose weight, work out, cut and wash your hair, dress well, smell good, be funny, educate yourself, gain some basic social skills, don't be lame, don't be desperate, don't be patronising, don't be a jerk unless it's to another jerk, don't assume asian girls are an easier target because you think they have the same low self esteem you do
Anonymous No.213862264
Anonymous No.213862267
>>213862227
I can honestly say there's probably no social event on earth, anywhere, part of any culture, where you're less likely to get your ass beat. I can't imagine being a big enough pussy anyone there could even begin to intimidate you.
Anonymous No.213862301
Post the one where the autist chad deftly denies a troon a seat next to him
Anonymous No.213862317
>>213861804
Look at yourself in the mirror without a shirt on and ask yourself
Anonymous No.213862335 >>213862504 >>213862636 >>213864040 >>213864300
Anonymous No.213862339 >>213862740
>>213862237
i will do this except everything you said and just buy a suit and some shoes so i can sleazemaxx
Anonymous No.213862342 >>213862407 >>213862490 >>213862627 >>213862691 >>213863096 >>213863319 >>213864037
Hey tv whats the most autistic cringe thing you've done in the presence of a female that you were attracted to?
Anonymous No.213862407 >>213864246
>>213862342
i pretended to be a fag so i can talk to a group of girls and stare at their asses and down their shirts during lunch period. no one can beat that
Anonymous No.213862490 >>213862570 >>213862872
>>213862342
pretended i was Polish and knew Polish.
Anonymous No.213862504
>>213862335
Anonymous No.213862521
>>213862063
sperg thinks he's in an anime
Anonymous No.213862523
>>213861682 (OP)
Just being a sub5 and existing is cringe
Anonymous No.213862555
>>213862006
That ape skull mexoid is in no position to say anything
Anonymous No.213862570 >>213862819
>>213862490
How is this cringe? Did it work?
Anonymous No.213862627
>>213862342
nice try im NOT writing any memoires
Anonymous No.213862636
>>213862335
Anonymous No.213862652
>ywn experience this on a kinoplex in your lifetime
Anonymous No.213862653
>>213862131
Lmfao
Anonymous No.213862691 >>213863038 >>213863863
>>213862342
Blurted out 'I love you' accidentally and tried to pass it off as something else at the end of a first date where we went back to her place but I missed all the signs that she wanted to fuck and instead I awkwardly sat on the bed and talked til 6am before seeing me out

Well over a decade ago now but I still feel a part of my soul disintegrate everytime I recall it
Anonymous No.213862707
>>213861913
What show is this lol
Anonymous No.213862711 >>213862742
>>213861682 (OP)
Does anyone have the autist rejecting the troon at some convention?
Anonymous No.213862740 >>213862785
>>213862339
holy based, don't forget to have a career in entertainment or law
Anonymous No.213862742 >>213862873 >>213862930 >>213863022 >>213863053 >>213863106 >>213863137 >>213863139 >>213863512
>>213862711
Anonymous No.213862747
>>213862097
Trying not to walk in front of the projector but too autistic to act normal
Anonymous No.213862772
>>213862131
I hope this is true
Anonymous No.213862785
>>213862740
i need experience to start up my own private investigation firm? like in my favorite movies
Anonymous No.213862819 >>213862920 >>213863777
>>213862570
it was this whole circuitous thing on a night out, where this girl introduced me under a false name from a fucking fantasy novel (i don't even remember, like Yorg or something). and she was trying to be my 'wingwoman'. so the second this qt grill asked me, 'oh is that Polish?', my friend jumped in with 'YEAH HE'S POLISH.'
>wow cool, what's Polish for 'hello'?
>uh, 'yiska'
>haha "yiska"! yiska.. what's Polish for 'i love you'?
>'nej yoski.'
i was just saying random fucking sounds, but then i basically had to memorise them because for weeks people just assumed i was Polish, with this fake name, including this qt who was into it. never went anywhere. kind of had to back down with 'oh i'm not a native speaker', 'i'm only HALF Polish', and stuff. fuck.
Anonymous No.213862872
>>213862490
holy BASED
Anonymous No.213862873
>>213861855
I think he noticed the camera was on them and tried to do some
β€œOh hype we on kiss cam, better side hug and smile for the audience”
but she just ignored him
>>213861804
Learn from this Chad >>213862742
Anonymous No.213862897
>>213861969
50's noir was so well shot
Anonymous No.213862920 >>213862998
>>213862819
Did you fuck?
Anonymous No.213862930
>>213862742
This guy FUCKS
Anonymous No.213862998 >>213863044
>>213862920
no.
wingwoman girl and i had, she didn't want people to know i was THAT {common name) guy she'd told people about. which is why she decided to make up a fake fantasy-novel name for me.
BPD.
Anonymous No.213863022
>>213862742
based retard
Anonymous No.213863038
>>213862691
>tfw looking back on previous situations I missed my chance with at least 5 women because I thought they were out of my league (they were but they still wanted)
Why was younger me so fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.213863043
>>213862063
buster keaton-esque
Anonymous No.213863044 >>213863154
>>213862998
Was she fat? The wing girl.
Anonymous No.213863053
>>213862742
you know he got superbanned for this
Anonymous No.213863096 >>213863899
>>213862342
i once pulled an unironic "what if we kissed haha" when i was a teenager

needless to say, didnt work
Anonymous No.213863106
>>213862742
Anonymous No.213863137
>>213862742
certified fucking beast
Anonymous No.213863139
>>213862742
holy based
Anonymous No.213863141 >>213863166 >>213863230 >>213863231
Why did he do it?
Anonymous No.213863154
>>213863044
no, she was actually really cute. way out of my league when she and i were together.
and this was the second year of university, we re-met by coincidence, became friends. and as an awkward 19-year-old she basically said she'd help me out, with girls/this specific girl i had a crush on.

i didn't know i was signing up for a whole fucking fake backstory i had to keep up (and then gradually weasel my way out of).
Anonymous No.213863166
>>213863141
because he was reaching for something beneath his seat
Anonymous No.213863185
>>213861849
DILLON!
Anonymous No.213863230
>>213863141
some people try to say he was only grabbing his drink but in truth, he is simply an experienced sniffmaster. he placed that drink there knowing he could get a whiff when he bent down, but alas he flew too close to the sun and he was too obvious, practically smashing his fucking nose into that seat
Anonymous No.213863231 >>213863723
>>213863141
opportunity came a'knockin, his brain and his nose answered
Anonymous No.213863319
>>213862342
My best friend peed his pants to impress my then girlfriend, now wife’s younger sister.
Anonymous No.213863386 >>213863555
>>213861804
pass this test
https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test
Anonymous No.213863396 >>213863474 >>213863493
>>213861682 (OP)
>if only you knew how bad things are
Anonymous No.213863417
He is better-looking than her.
Anonymous No.213863472
>>213862006
why do autistic people have absolutely zero control over their motoric capabilities
Anonymous No.213863474
>>213863396
Anonymous No.213863493 >>213863514 >>213863612 >>213864242 >>213864378
>>213863396
very much so
Anonymous No.213863512
>>213861682 (OP)
The virgin sperg
>>213862742
The Chad autist
Anonymous No.213863514
>>213863493
oof
Anonymous No.213863555
>>213863386
Shit I got 10.
Mostly just introvert shit though.
Anonymous No.213863580
>>213861969
Dont fuck with my kitteh, dumbass bitch
Anonymous No.213863612 >>213864378
>>213863493
I want to know what a day in the life of the creature offering his hand to the woman is like. Just to be a fly on the wall and witness his daily comings and goings would be a truly fascinating experience.
Anonymous No.213863648
>>213861682 (OP)
This really isn't that bad. I have seen so much more cringe shit than this.
Anonymous No.213863665 >>213863977 >>213864358
These wembs are years old, before the pandemic old, were there any cringeworthy/funny moments recently? I check the generals on /v/ from time to time and those speedruns seem relatively normal.
Anonymous No.213863723
>>213863231
this
you miss 100% shoots you do not take
Anonymous No.213863777
>>213862819
Haha... imagine if you got into a relationship with a woman with that same fake name and never corrected her and 6 months later she found your passport and confronted you about it and cheated on you the next day lol
Anonymous No.213863827 >>213863939
>>213861682 (OP)
This is actually a /v/ WebM, not a /tv/ WebM, please be aware.
Anonymous No.213863839
Anonymous No.213863863
>>213862691
Damn man. Mine was my oneitis of 10 years finally letting me into her life. We talked for 8 hours and then started making out and went to her bedroom to have sex. Because I had drank roughly 17 to 25 drinks i wasn't able to get hard so I panicked and asked her to be my girlfriend and she immediately got out of bed and put her clothes on. I got black out drunk the next night and called her on the phone and cussed her out for 30 minutes. I then tried to drink myself to death. Woke up in the hospital. Been sober ever since.
Anonymous No.213863869
>>213861849
I've seen this spammed a million times and I'm only now realizing I wasn't supposed to be noticing the race relations playing out.
Anonymous No.213863872
Anonymous No.213863873
>>213861804
>how do I not be this guy?

Can't believe nobody has said this yet, but the answer, like most things in life, is KYP: know your personnel. Also known as check the scouting report, or check the resume. Look at the dude in the webm. He's a fat autist who looks like he doesn't shower every day, and he's in his 30s and it looks like his only hobbies are video games and maybe magic the gathering and Warhammer 40k. This dude is natural pussy repellent for 99% of women in this world. That's neither good or bad; in fact in my opinion they're probably looksmatched, but this is 2025, a fucked up world we live in, and I'm simply telling you how it is. This guy should have KYP: he should know all those things about himself. At this point in his life, he needs to know that he can only attract 1% of women in this world; probably fellow fat smelly autists like himself. If he just KYP, then he'd know not to even bother approaching 99% of women, and certainly to not approach them on camera, and especially not on camera broadcasting to the internet where people will make fun of him until the end of time. What's the best case scenario in his situation? She blushes and he looks like a chad on stream and they start dating and live happily ever after? Low percentage gamble. What's the worst case scenario? He looks like a dipshit and people laugh at him forever, aka the exact thing that happened.

How you avoid being that guy is this: if you look and act like him, do not under any circumstance approach 99% of women in this world for any reason, and certainly don't do it on live stream. Bing bang boom, you've avoided being that guy. Congrats. Harsh? Yes. Hash, but fair.
Anonymous No.213863899
>>213863096
Like this??
Anonymous No.213863906 >>213863940 >>213864354
Anonymous No.213863913
Anonymous No.213863939
>>213863827
Whoa the graphics are great on that vidjya game then
Anonymous No.213863940 >>213863978
>>213863906
that guy is like 3 guys
Anonymous No.213863977 >>213864268
>>213863665
Anonymous No.213863978 >>213864015 >>213864021
>>213863940
Is it worse to be that guy or severely underweight as a man?
Anonymous No.213864015
>>213863978
if you look down and can't see your penis then that's a problem
Anonymous No.213864021
>>213863978
underweight. you can easily put on weight and look great, unlike being this fucking fat you are basically screwed even after losing weight with tons of loose skin and just a fucked up body. its more unhealthy too.
Anonymous No.213864037
>>213862342
I tripped on a curb walking from school, I didn't fall down but I stumbled pretty bad and she covered her mouth trying not to laugh
Anonymous No.213864040
>>213862335
Understandable
Anonymous No.213864043
>>213861969
based
Anonymous No.213864112 >>213864149 >>213864164 >>213864176 >>213864290
Glad to have been here live for this one
Anonymous No.213864149 >>213864234
>>213864112
that's why you play on english you stupid speedrunning faggot
Anonymous No.213864164 >>213864186 >>213864212 >>213864234
>>213864112
i dont get it
Anonymous No.213864176 >>213864219 >>213864234 >>213864236 >>213864239 >>213864247
>>213864112
why the fuck do these troons play the games in japanese to begin with? is there some kind of advantage with that or something?
Anonymous No.213864186 >>213864203
>>213864164
I know a little Japanese. Looks like he quit instead of continued.
Anonymous No.213864203
>>213864186
oh okay
Anonymous No.213864212
>>213864164
I suppose he choose restart game instead of continue cause in japanese
Anonymous No.213864219
>>213864176
yeah, lots of games have faster text speed with other languages which can sometimes be minimal and sometimes can be minutes
Anonymous No.213864234
>>213864164
He game over'd with no save an hour into a three hour run.
>>213864149
>>213864176
The language didn't matter, he had no save, it skips the message to save after each Shine. No one noticed he was on his last life or warned him to play it safe.
Anonymous No.213864236
>>213864176
usually the japanese release is the first one done, so it has the most bugs.
Anonymous No.213864239
>>213864176
The words move faster
Anonymous No.213864242 >>213864378
>>213863493
Now that bitch was just mean, can't even give a handshake ?
Anonymous No.213864246
>>213862407
>pretended
Anonymous No.213864247
>>213864176
Japanese text uses fewer characters so it's faster
Anonymous No.213864268
>>213863977
what
Anonymous No.213864290
>>213864112
This one cannot be truly experienced without sound
https://youtu.be/mRTs0HvUjvI?t=2835
Anonymous No.213864298
These speedruns are getting kinda weird...
Anonymous No.213864300
>>213862335
I've never directly sniffed a seat but at a beach trip I took over the a bed of some hot ass girl i had been flirting with for a week when she bounced. Idk if it was pheromones or what but that basically had me horney and buzzed the whole rest of the trip off her human smell and perfume.
Anonymous No.213864304
https://archive.org/embed/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick2013/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick2013_part038_Megamari_512K.mp4?start=1100

TL NOTE: /jp/ janny = 'meido', because weeaboos.
Anonymous No.213864354
>>213863906
that chair is doing some work
Anonymous No.213864358
>>213863665
I'd really prefer it if you'd just be quiet
Anonymous No.213864378
>>213863493
>>213863612
>>213864242
Was it because covivi?
Anonymous No.213864382