Thread 213862217

I started watching Star Trek TOS lately. This shit is mad kino.

>>213862217 (OP)
Yeah cool cool....say, you wouldn't happen to have any salt on you, right?

>>213862217 (OP)
yeh

Lower Decks is a worthy successor.

>>213862217 (OP)
TOS is absolute kino. You can bet your last quatloo on that.

>>213862217 (OP)
CORRECT

>213862646
WRONG

>>213863910
Star Trek is basically space Marxism, right? No money, no poverty, replicators make what people need, etc. And "woke" is essentially cultural Marxism where identity has replaced class as the source of the "struggle". So, since both are space Marxism, what do you have against nuTrek?

>>213864441

Not really. It's more space utopianism that's filtered through the lens of whomever is writing for it at the time. Marxism revolves around the abolition of private property and centralized control of the means of production.

>From each according to their ability, to each according to their need.
Basically, self-sacrifice of the most competent who will give endlessly to the petty needs of those who can't (or won't) do for themselves. It may not be exactly how they lay it out but, that's inevitably what happens. They just leave out the part where they have to achieve it all by gunpoint.

Star Trek is the farthest thing from marxist, due to the level of freedom space travel and technology brings. The most competent are needed for Starfleet, primarily for exploration and the search for more resources/diplomacy.

>>213865236
You deny Star Trek is space Marxism, then describe Marxism, unaware that you're describing Star Trek to a T. Majel Barrett once said Roddenberry identified as a communist. TNG is almost cartoonishly communist. Why deny any of this?

>>213865236
>centralized control of the means of production
>Marxism

>>213865531
Correct, that is Marxist

>>213865531
Nothing happens unless the Federation OKs it. Without replicators, and the power that the Federation provides to run them, people have nothing. If they fall out of favor with the Federation, the Federation can take everything from them.

>>213862217 (OP)
I always thought this guy had a kino look. Making him just a puppet was disappointing

>>213865682
Incorrect, Marxist is when Obama is president

>>213862646
The show would be addressed as "The Emmy Award nominated and Hugo Award winning Star Trek: Lower Decks."

>>213865399
Because a key tenet for marxism is abolition of private property
People in trek have private property
WW3 and the Eugenics War kill off the vast majority of the gold brickers, layabouts and undesirables, leaving a vast majority of people who strive for success for personal growth. They have just solved the scarcity issue with replicators.

Marxism guy is nutrek spammer feeding argument prompts through chatgpt, like the ai slop pics. Dont respond do report.

>>213866819
You can't replicate land.

>>213862217 (OP)
It is. I just wish I had copies without the shitty CGI Enterprise transitions that some Lucas-tier retard added, ruining the 60s vibe.

>>213862646
Kys

Where my fizzbin Chads at?

>>213866819
>private property
Means anything that is used to generate capital in Marxist terms. If it doesn't generate capital, then it's not considered private property.
There are no capital goods in the Federation. The Federation doesn't even use money, so you can't generate capital. It has already "abolished private property".
From the gommie manifesto itself:
>The distinguishing feature of Communism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of bourgeois property.

>>213867111
Ok yeah I was wondering why some scenes, specifically of the ships, looked so off putting

>>213862646
>ynw will get to ram a green skinned alien escort in every hole

>>213867111

You can find blu ray rips of the episodes with the original effects and no CGI.
Thanks to AI there may still be new episodes with the original cast in the future.

>>213862217 (OP)
You are wasting time, you now have eight Earth minutes.

>>213864441
TOS has money.

It is only TNG that went post scarcity socialism.

>>213862217 (OP)
I met William Shatner recently.
Walked up to him at a convention booth and told him that I have great memories of watching TOS with my dad.
He said:
>Okaaayyy, look at the camera.
We took a photo and then I left.
It was pretty much what I expected to happen.

Is The Next Generation a good starting point?

>>213867806
Start with tos

>>213862217 (OP)
Is that the Gorn?

>>213862217 (OP)
handsome squidward lookin ahh nigga

>>213867965
Valid

>>213867965
Balok

>This shit is mad kino.
No diggity no doubt anon

>>213867806
>>213867846
>Start with tos
Especially because it's such a small time investment. 3 seasons, 79 episodes, less than half that of "The Walking Dead", for the foundation of an IP that has been memed for longer than your parents have been alive. And TOS is actually comfy, there's really not a lot dislike.

>>213862646
Is she having a stroke at the end?

It feels a little weird watching TOS in current year because it's been referenced, parodied and memed so much. It doesn't detract from it at all though.

>>213867774

I'm shocked he still goes to conventions. If he dies during a Star Trek convention that would be perfect.

>>213862646
Thank God I can jerk off to these cartoons without ever having to watch a single episode of this shit tier /co/ faggotry.

>>213866236
>healthcare reform and a thriving economy is marxism
No not really

>>213867774
You should've told him you had great memories watching Tekwar with your dad.

>>213862217 (OP)
I keep trying to see the Michael Myers face when I watch TOS

>>213868119
What the hell is a Balok?

>>213867580
I like that the guy seems to be aware that the game is complete nonsense but has to pretend to take it seriously just to spite Kirk for calling him an idiot.

>>213862217 (OP)
Dude is in rough shape these days

>>213868323
He looked pretty rough desu. But I respect the work ethic.

>>213868550
That's the dude in the image.

You now have 2 minutes

SNW live posting in what is apparently the /Trek/ thread:
This episode is, to my amateur, low-IQ mind, an offensive affront to the entire history of Star Trek. I can't begin to describe how bullshit this episode is. Although, to be fair, it's definitely not "quippy". Grimdark people might like this episode I don't know.

>>213868384
kek (war)

>>213867774
He must be so over it by now, what with all of his friends gone. Just watched Search for Spock earlier and it hit me that he's still alive and most everyone, even from the movies, is dead by now.
Christopher Lloyd is 86.
William Shatner turned 94 this year. Crazy.

>>213867019
you already got trounced on this topic a dozen threads ago, yes you can replicate land

Would've been kino to see a Borg drone that looks like this species

>>213862217 (OP)
Star Trek Continues is excellent

>>213869982
My bad, here's the image

>>213870016
borg don't really see the point in stealth, but yes it would be neat to see more non-standard humanoid borg
actually I take that back, i've already seen the borg more than enough for a lifetime

>>213870121
I wonder, if the Borg assimilated the Talosians would they have the ability to project illusions? Would be pretty useful

>>213862217 (OP)
Is that goddamn Squidward?

>>213868691
He likes tranya.

>>213870285
tranya BALLS AHAHAHA GOTTEEEM

>>213870121
If they are going to reintroduce the idea of the Borg, they should go the Cyberman route where instead of it being from the Collective, irresponsible use of (non-Borg) networking technology leads to another assimilating hivemind to manifest, giving shade on how they might had come to be without beating the cubical dead horse as severely.

>>213869666
Shatner definitely cared about Trek, but at this point it's got to be all melancholy memories. I think his last outing in Unification spells it out.

>>213865776
Well youre also revealing a key component of the atheist 'State as God' model relies on the fairy tale of space exploration and colonization and the imminent destruction of Earth via 'global warming' and such which Star Trek serves as propaganda for. meanwhile in reality space travel isnt seemingly now possible and replicators dont exist so its still all a lefitst wet dream or rationalist nightmare.

>>213865682
You are literally a mentally retarded person none of you retarded communists are productive you refuse to work how are you going to take over the means of production you fucking retard. You should be institutionalized I’m dead serious. Are you gonna go work on the oil field? That’s the means of production you aren’t a communist you’re a welfare recipient shut your retarded ass up

>>213871090
But Star Trek constantly scrutinizes atheism in TOS, TNG, and DS9 and the entire backstory was how the state fucked up big time and went with the most monstrous solution to solve its problems, with the best thing it did killing itself off in nuclear fire so all the smart people can start over.
The entire rationale for the Prime Directive is how the Federation shouldn't be playing moral guardian for the galaxy and using force to get people to heel, with the premise being that through exemplar standards of living and freedom people will *want* to join the Federation on their own volition.

>>213868841
DSN is much worse

>>213871228
You are a mentally retarded person

>>213871090
In Star Trek canon, global warming was solved by eco-terrorists genociding all the polluting countries and the Federation has to pretend they're worse than Hitler even though they're the only reason why San Fransisco isn't at the bottom of the sea.

>>213871288
meant for >>213871251

Communists kill children and elders they deem unproductive. Every single one of you neets would be shipped to the glue factory if communism was the worldwide standard. It’s larp

>>213871453
It is much much worse. It is bad. It is not good art. It’s a soap. You like it because you are a gay satanist that needs a token black friend. You’ve not shit and you have trash taste

>>213870886
I'd much rather they not do that at all, because we already saw them do that with Control in STD, and it was the most mindnumbing garbage.
If anything, I want them to do something like
>planet achieves advanced technology
>planet becomes dependent on the technology for little things
>over time, planet becomes dumber and dumber and the majority lose the ability to take care of themselves
>planet collapses under the weight of its own industry and everyone being so stupid
>no one knows how to do anything anymore because they were raised by the technology
>planet dies not with a bang, but with a whimper
Yes I hate zoomers and ipad kids

>>213871228
I understand what youre saying but you need to also understand people like Richard Dawkins himself arent real 'atheists' they just think God is a hyper advanced alien and thats basically what multiple star trek episodes are proposing as well. So maybe 'atheism' is wrong but its a new age kind of blending of religion and scifi no matter how you look at it.

>>213871551
>Richard Dawkins himself arent real 'atheists' they just think God is a hyper advanced alien
source?

>>213871090
Now I'm not sure what slop NuTrek is peddling nowadays, but
> atheist 'State as God' model relies on the fairy tale of space exploration and colonization
Describes the Borg which are depicted as one of the few unambiguously evil factions within Star Trek's roster. We joke about how the Federation is luxury gay space communism, but the one thing that sets it apart from the dystopian bugman state being pushed by today's elites is the fact it is individualist: above everything, it's about giving (you) as much personal freedom as is practically sustainable without people infringing on others' freedom. In the Federation, you can own a tank or your own personal island or get lost in a holodeck or just laze all day on the beach.
It is the opposite of the collectivist bughive where everyone eats cricket gruel because that's all they can afford to supply to the masses. When the kind of retards abusing welfare endanger the quality of life for the whole like in the Maquis arc, the Federation cuts them loose where's the commies would drag everyone down for their sake.

>>213862217 (OP)
You think that's good just wait till you get to TNG and DS9

>>213871551
Dawkins doesn't seem to recognize Monotheism is as much a philosophical stance as it is a religious one; he's busy arguing over the contents of historical texts as though it were something profound to say while we can readily see modern history being twisted into biases before our eyes.
The reason why Christianity took so well into Greco-Roman Europe was because the concept of God under at least the Kabbalah postulates the idea of a "perfect" consciousness, someone who is not merely omnipotent and omniscient, but omnibenevolent, lining up neatly with Plato's Theory of Forms. And, under the infinitesimal chance such a being exists, it is never not a worthwhile endeavor to seek Them out, to appeal for aid, even if it's just as an excuse to see what lies beyond the horizon.

That goes for all forms of perfection.

>>213871736
I thought it was funny in Nu-Trek they made a "voluntary" bog collective and implied it's this great thing to cure loneliness or some shit.

>>213871736
I think the important part is that it's collectivist, but in a purely voluntary sense. Like as bad as the Dominion War gets, we never hear about anyone even contemplating conscription. You don't need the stick or the carrot when something is so self-evidently worth taking part in, preserving and growing.
They do it without casting any dispersions on those that don't want to, too. Obviously the stories focus on the explorers on the cool ships doing cool things, but it's never treated as more worthy than say, Sisko's dad keeping Louisiana Creole cooking alive. As long as you're being your best self and enjoying the luxury gay space communism's ability to free you to be that, nobody's too fussed generally.
>Now I'm not sure what slop NuTrek is peddling nowadays
I confess I haven't watched it because rather than hurt myself and blame someone else I'd rather just not watch something that I don't think I'll enjoy, but one idea I did like that apparently got tossed around in the later Discovery seasons is that with a Federation in decline in the 32nd century, Earth has actually left. Now I don't like it in a few ways, but I really like the idea that the institutions are strong enough and universal enough to keep going without even core founding members. It's a shared dream worth fighting for and if some stop believing that's okay, because others will take their place.
>>213872179
The idea of a non-evil collective is kinda neat but christ they did not know what to do with it.

>>213862217 (OP)
DS9=TOS>TNG>VOY>ENT

ive never seen all of tos or its movies and at this point im too afraid that i wont enjoy them

TNG is peak Star Trek, nothing before or after will ever be as good, I will die on that hill.

>>213862217 (OP)
It is. Reminds you of how Militaristic the Federation used to be, and lets you experience older sensibilities. The women all being babes is a perk.

I love this dumb bullshit
https://youtu.be/j9pFA2XfVEc

Was the Baxial a freighter or a transport?

>>213872832
from the front for reference

>>213872832
>>213872858
too small to be a freighter imo, neex was a salvager. seems more like it's a camper van, like a runabout

>>213872658
Good post, strong thread, clear captcha

>>213862217 (OP)
TOS be like
>we come in peace, SET PHASERS TO KILL! SHOOT THEM ALL!!

be honest how long does he have left?

>>213873187
Two weeks after Takei

>>213873187
i think it would be cool of he makes it to 100

>>213862217 (OP)
I hope that lower deck tranny ropes itself soon.

>>213873224
i do too especially cause it will piss off betty white fans

>>213873187
He'll outlive us all though if he does die it'll be the 17th of January as one last Shatpost.

>>213871502
Fucking rope yourself discord troon.

I feel like at least 40% of all TOS episodes are about ethereal being that are essentially gods

>>213873248
you now remember that at 99 she played a part in an interview/magazine about being 100. she was humble until the last step then fucked it up.

>>213873355
then in TNG they replaced them all with fucking Q

>>213873355
Its true yet somehow omitted from TOS bingo cards?

>>213873502
It seems to be mostly focused on character actions
But yes there are definitely more "incomprehensibly powerful being made of pure energy" episodes than time travel episodes

i just realized kirk never met data but bones did

>>213873547
but thats where your wrong

>>213873606
The thing that sets Shatner apart from Steward
Is that Steward would never be able to write a book about Picard, he needs to be reminded how to do the role or you end up with Nemesis or the bad half of the Picard TV show.

>>213873606
ok fine on the screen

>>213862217 (OP)
TOS is kino because the writers understood they were writing seafaring adventures in space and directly adapted the plots for several episodes from old stories like moby dick (doomsday machine) and the enemy below (balance of terror.) Despite all of the whacky rubber suits, cheap effects, and at times spotty acting it holds together because it was intelligent enough not to get lost inside of its own asshole the way modern sci-fi often does. It borrowed from the classics and it's a better show for it.

>>213872917
Yeah I felt the same. Its a scifi trope though to make civilian ships smaller than warships when in reality it was the complete opposite, freighters dwarfed naval ships often by several margins.

Dominion freighter pic unrelated.

>>213873636
didnt shatner ghostwrite this, i.e. pawned it off to an actual writer with a list of his ideas

>>213873959
It's absolutely insane how big a modern cruise ship or larger tanker is next to a supercarrier. Which kind of makes sense, with one space is a virtue while with the other you're specifically trying to cram as much into the smallest size possible.
But it still feels wrong that a floating airbase with a complement that can dwarf some smaller countries' airpower looks like the little brother waiting for their turn on the controller next to a floating buffet and bathroom.

>>213873959
>quark disarming a bomb with a guy he scammed kino

>>213874085
pretty much although they are credited for the rest of the series

>>213867704
Those electricians who did those red and green ceiling lights behind him must be space pajeets. Sloppy job, enterprise.

>>213874185
Starfleet engineers had to push the lights around last drydock, new retrofit to double the number of space bolders kept in the ceiling above all habitable areas of the ship.

>>213874097
Wasn't just modern ships but even older ships were like that. Had a picture that I have lost of old Battleships next to an Ocean Liner and the Ocean Liner was larger than both of them put together.
>>213874106
Then he quietly sold the ship to the Bajorans!

>>213865531
Did they even have fabricators in 2266?

>>213867704
>Thanks to AI there may still be new episodes with the original cast in the future.
Go play in traffic, retard.

>>213874185
LEDs didn't exist back then, numbskull. They had to use literal lightbulbs.

>>213874606
>They can make other lights for control panels and things uniform
>Can't make those light uniform
Well at least I know a tribble with diarrhea made your post.

>>213874652
why do you have sage in the name field? it doesn't work like that you idiot

>>213870016
stop making fun of mike

>>213874759
who?

>>213867704
Kill yourself faggot

>>213874892
some Kenyan guy

>>213874097
And now you know why the D is so much bigger than the A.

>>213862646
hardly worse than anything in TNG

>>213867111
The cruel irony is that the guy responsible for the TOS remaster really wanted to do Enterprise and had already made a dozen model concepts for it but ended up getting shunted away to the other project since he knew how to make white CGI instead of that weird plastic-chrome everything in ENT was.

>>213869896
I didn't get trounced, and no, you can't replicate land. You can fling yourself to a colony world, but then you have to fight the elements and hostile fauna to carve out some sort of homestead. Hardly utopian.

>>213875100
There is an episode where they raise up a new landmass on Earth just to provide more living space. While you can't technically "replicate" land, you can get the resources from replication to sculpt it.

>random schizophrenic wakes up, opens up the trek thread
>is so mad he starts replying to 6 hour old posts that offended him
I'm always so happy to realize that my life could be so much sadder

>>213875159
People go on about how similar Babylon 5 and DS9 are, but they ignore that DS9's Ferengi and Section 31 plots were about questioning the idea that you need to be one of Gene's "more evolved humans" to function in Federation society and whether a modern normie has something to add to a spacefaring society, good or bad in a way that mirrors Stargate SG-1.

>>213862217 (OP)
have this on one of my shelves

>>213875176
Just post freighters
>>213875236
I'd say that DS9 did human centric plots a lot better while Babylon 5 overall did alien centric plots better.

>>213875143
Are you talking about TNG 402, "Brothers"? They only talked about raising a land mass; they didn't actually do it.

>>213875570
Was that the one talking about Atlantis?

>>213871014
Are you talking about the "Unification" 2-parter in Next Generation? That was Nimoy, not Shatner.

>>213875612
no he isn't

>>213875612
No I meant the short from 2024 that Paramount green-lit.

>>213875612
he's talking about 765874

the only thing Quark did wrong was not having a holosuite Ezri schoolgirl program and charging 100 bars of latinum a pop for it

>>213875626
>>213875637
>>213875641
you're replying to a bot

>>213875698
I think he's just an idiot

>>213875570
I assume they would just use tractor beams to raise magma out from the mid Atlantic ridge to create Archadia, Kirkland and Sulu Island (a tiny volcanic mass, yellow from sulphur deposits and covered in guano).

>>213875659
Pretty sure he'd be getting a call from the Starfleet Dateline Department?

>>213862646
Lower Decks is shit and I hope you die.

>>213871548
A story along those lines was written in 1909; it predicted the emergence of these sorts of people. It was called "The Machine Stops", it was written by E.M. Forster, and can be found for free online.

>>213875176
>random schizo pops Adderall 24 hours a day and never sleeps
your life is sadder

>>213875907
>toxic fans can't figure out why Paramount won't make a series to their liking

schizo thinks anonymous is a user name

>>213867019
>You can't replicate land.
They've terraformed the deserts of Earth into garden paradises in TOS.

>>213876177
It is my username though? :^)

>>213876256
no its mine you just copied it, thief

Why doesn't Starfleet use shields? We know that objects block phaser fire. A handheld shield would go a long way and they can be stored on every deck for emergency usage.

>>213875925
>The Machine Stops
Good rec.

>>213876291
No I'm Anonymous!
>>213876353
The Herbert estate would sue.

>>213869666
He's in his 90s, he wouldn't still be going to these things if he didnt enjoy it on some level. He doesn't need the money

Why doesn't Starfleet use full plate armor? We know that chivalry reverses phaser fire. An oath of service to the captain would go a long way and men-at-arms can be garrisoned on every deck for emergency sallies.

>>213876450
what episode

>>213876353
When they see someone duck behind cover why don't they simply vaporize the cover instead of waiting for their head to pop up again?

>>213876076
idk how you can say that when describing your own routine

>>213876481
Prime Directive says to keep damage to rocks minimal

modern trek could never
https://youtu.be/rKJ3y4dhYwk
they'd be crying the whole time and there'd be a flashback sequence with depressing music and tons of dutch angles

I like the campiness of TOS. I also like the monster of the week aspect. How does TNG compare? From what I've heard, it's mostly political shit and a lot fewer monsters/aliens/etc.

I've also heard to skip the first two season of TNG. True?

>>213876457
Shore Leave

star trek sex with shran

>>213876450
>Why doesn't Starfleet use full plate armor? We know that chivalry reverses phaser fire. An oath of service to the captain would go a long way and men-at-arms can be garrisoned on every deck for emergency sallies.
They did on TAS.

>>213876536
No just suffer like we all did, It's s not all bad there are some really good eps in s1 and 2, also most of TNG is 'monster' of the week format

>>213876536
The first two seasons of TNG are basically TOS-lite. The recommendation to skip the first two seasons is mostly meant for normies who are put off by TOS' camp. That isn't to say the first two seasons don't have their growing pains, but there's still quite a few good episodes; S2 alone has a bunch of good ones:
>Where No One Has Gone Before
>Lonely Among Us
>The Battle
>Hide and Q
>The Big Goodbye
>Datalore
>11001001
>Too Short a Season
>Home Soil
>Coming of Age
>Heart of Glory
>The Arsenal of Freedom
>Symbiois
>Skin of Evil
>We'll Always Have Paris
>Conspiracy
>The Neutral Zone
I recommend starting from the beginning, and sharing what you think every now and again

>>213876505
Is that why Seven hesitated in the ring?

>>213876601
>normies who are put off by TOS' camp
Do normalniggers really go "this Shakespearean actor is acting while holding a piece of styrofoam ugh where is the le epic gritty CGI"?

>>213873636
Shatner didn't really "write a book" either until his most recent one.

>>213874150
>Judith and Garfield Reese-Stevens
I see their names a lot in 90s media

They wrote Star Trek, Batman: TAS, and a bunch of books.
Kind of interesting

>>213876657
if they have an inner monologue, maybe
otherwise they just say 'cringe' or 'mid' and completely discount is

>>213868119
is that the ice cream man dude, Ron Howard's cousin or whatever?

Anyone think that Trek should have a wrestling spinoff?

>>213876818
Yes, Clint Howard had a few Trek roles

>>213876840
wrestling should have a trek spinoff

>>213876536
>>213876601
Most of these episodes suck, by the way.

Please don't listen to the "early TNG is good and like TOS anon", he's woefully incorrect. While it's true that early TNG retains the camp and costume sensibilities of 1960s Star Trek in part, it also leaves its most important quality behind: great writing.
There is not a single great episode in Season 1 and Season 2 only has Measure of a Man (which is filled with plot holes and logical fallacies but if you squint a little, it's a worthy successor to TOS).

Compare that to Season 1 of TOS which is just banger after banger after banger of incredibly snappy, well-written episodes, each with something to say. And it carries right on in through the first half of Season 2.
TNG S1-S2 is far, far worse than TOS S1-S2 which might be the best Trek run ever.

You should still watch early TNG. You MUST watch early TNG for the introduction of the characters, etc, but you should lower those expectations mightily from your TOS experience.

>>213877016
nta, but if you don't rate matter of honor or q who then their is something wrong with you

>>213877016
Maybe he should still watch it himself to form his own opinion

Every episode from TOS to VOY is worth a watch. Nobody needs to skip anything.

>>213877157
except shades of grey, fuck shades of grey

>>213876117
>muh toxicity!!!!
maybe r3ddit is more your speed

>>213873502
>Vulcan biology saves Spock from death or harm

>>213873502
>spock raises his eye brow
that one isn't even fair, and where is "I'm giving her all shes got captain" and "I'm a doctor not a..."

>>213877062
You know what, you're right about that. I always forget about those episodes because it's like they don't belong there in those seasons. But those are also both good enough to be called good episodes of Star Trek.

>>213877250
tbqh I had to double check they were in s2, for some reason I think of them as season 3 eps as well

>>213876749
just looked them up not only that they were even hired by NASA to basically brain storm ideas also disney back when it wasn't shit, they've had a varied career

>>213873502
>McCoy bitch slaps a pregnant woman

>>213871461
I'm unemployed because HR Karen's filter out viable candidates and because CEOs enjoy cheap Jeet labour, the only people lining up against the wall would be hiring managers

>>213877016
the length of your post is equal to the length of the log I just dropped
there IS a correlation, and it's that you have SHIT taste

>>213871354
This is hilarious. I don't remember this. Is this NuTrek Canon? What episodes was this in. I remember a Risa episode where Worf and eco terrorists sabotage the weather grid but I never recall anything about Earth

>>213877157
nah skip the ireland episodes of voy

>>213871354
Isn't this the plot to Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six?

>>213871354
but San Fransisco is at the bottom of the sea in star trek canon, well 1/2 of it

>>213877803
not a turd on the boardwalk in sight
the 90's truly were a better time

>>213876536
Season 1 does suck, I would put on an episode and eventually turn it off midway. Season 2 has the same lows as 1 and suddenly the most hype peaks of all time in all of television. You never know when it happens but that's why it's worth sitting through. If it was irredeemable shit nobody would recommend sitting through the first season.
This is the purest gold you're digging through shit for.

>>213872187
No one is reading your schizo shit

>>213877829
90's we thought the future was going to be so much better
How wrong we were

>>213876840
Star Trek: Litty
>Chicken, rice, broccoli, hot

how do you go from this...

>>213878124
to this?

speaking of eco terrorism I'm watching one about that right now, insaneway had her coffee that day and decided the prime directive mattered, tom did nothing wrong

>>213878153
shran is fine, andorian makeup for Ent is fine, good even those articulating antenna are well done.

>>213878124
This guy was kino but I just assumed he was like 200 years old

>>213878124
>>213878153
it's called an upgrade, clanker

>>213878124
the leather tunic + chainmail look remains the best alien garb

>>213878124
>>213878153
Its called having sex with Shran

star trek sex with shras

>>213878293
shrans with star trek sex

>>213878343
Star Trek Deep Sex Shran

>>213878155
Yeah, a good episode if you just pretend Janeway is a stickler for the rules and take it as a one-off, ignoring her behavior outside of it lol

>>213876840
>In the white-hot space summer of 2392, Ensign Kevin Nash was on leave on an unfamiliar planet, when he was ambushed by a group of Klingon youth in a dark alley....
>The tawny young warriors, still sweaty and engorged from the heat of battle, decided to boldly go where no man had gone before....

>>213878426
>Vinny Vegas, you have NO honor

>>213876593
Purple helmet warrior

>>213878153
The fleshy detail of Sharn's antenna hole disturbs me. They should put panties on that thing.

>>213867774
did you pay for that photo?

>>213878426
Those Klingons are clearly confused by that booty

>>213878614
it makes me want to cover it with the tip of my finger it's like the perfect shape

>>213878614
>>213878639
how very disturbing, you need help

>Star Trek: Sex With Shran
Is this a new spinoff?

>>213878874
yeah, i'm the showrunner

>>213878891
What's it about? Freighters?

>>213878874
Alongside Star Trek: The Freighter Generation
>>213878891
>inb4 it was Jeffery Combs making these shitposts all along

>>213878932
there is an episode I have planned that takes place on an Andorian freighter, yes

Ya'll be like 'Trek isn't a Kaiju franchise' but then we get Punished Mothra

it would be nice if the episodes moved a bit faster

>>213862646
does this count as avatar-posting?

>>213878963
Sorry zoomzoom, maybe somebody will make a Youtube Shorts cut for you.

>>213878950
they're not shitposts they're earnest funposts ok

>>213865236
>that picture

>>213874498
Is that a freighter?

>>213878955
Shitposting aside, a small mini-series pre TNG ideally set on a freighter going around exploring the cultures of the galaxies from one trade port to another would be rather comfy Trek.

>>213878963
no

Star Trek is post-capitalism. It's free market but since there is energy and material abundance the common man is free from exploitative labor. It's actually closer to American frontier times than industrial society.

>>213878153
Clean living and a positive mental attitude

>>213879047
To us its a freighter, to Bajorans its a frontline warship

>>213879087
Unless your name is O’Brien. Replicator’s on the fritz, chop chop

>>213879143
He chose that job, he could quit anytime he could transfer anytime, he gets job offers constantly, he likes working with new tech and learning new ways to work with it

He also chose that marriage he's in. Miles is a glutton for punishment.

>>213879225
blame Data he introduced them to each other, as a joke

>>213878982
might as well

>>213879134
brown star destroyer my beloved

>>213879201
Good to know that masochists have a place in luxury space communism too

>>213879225
He's also the only enlisted man in Starfleet

>>213867774
I have worked at these "meet and greet" events as a volunteer in the past.
Any big draw at a comicon type convention has to do this becuase there are literally thousands of people waiting. If they have signed on for 4 hours of singing and selfies, that allows for only a very limited "hello" per person.

>im going to tell you what your career means to my dad. We first watched...."
Fuck no. Not for the main draws.
You have to firmly shut down fans when they start up with this behavior, or the celebritiy will run out of time. Either they walk away on scheduled end time leaving hundreds of dissapointes people waiting, or the celeb is forced to stay hours late making sure everyone gets to get the selfie/autograph. Both are bad outcomes.

Someone with a shorter line, you can chit chat with them and they will even tell stories or ask fans about themselves. There is time for that. But shatner is a massive top draw at any Con he shows up at. He isnt being a jerk, its just an overwhelming wave of humanity hurled at him and he has to handle it in a timely manner.

>>213879413
It’s you in the green isn’t it?

>>213867774
Should have mentioned that your dad rode horses.
He's have stopped the convention to autistically discuss horseriding with you.

>>213879499
I thought it was Picard who was into horses. He had his own saddle and everything
>Horses. There could be horses here

>>213877547
No. Go work on the oil field. Go do any hard manual labor they will hire you. And that’s the kind of work you would be forced into. You are a low value asset. You LITERALLY HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA. This shit is so cut and dry simple the jobs the communist masses are forced to do are largely unfilled here that’s why we import labor. You are fucking retarded in the most quantifiable scientific sense I have tested you rigorously. I bet you go in those interviews with this same entitled fucking attitude and they hate your stupid ass. You should think of and treat your higher ups like Santa’s reindeer and your clients like big saint money bags himself go beyond respect show love and appreciation bring pastry you fucking invalid

>>213879439
That is one thing that always bothers me at the events. Normalfags dont know how to get their picture taken. They always end up looking unnatural and rigid like your guy there.

>>213877873
Every episode of tos is better than every episode of every other series

>>213877547
That’s what seizing the means of production means. You don’t just have to do the job I’m telling you. You have to kill the entire military standing in your way and every worker that isn’t a satanist. Then you have to torture surviving hostages that get trained at your job. Good luck evil schizo retard there’s a fifty caliber turret on every navy dingy

>>213877547
Sending this to fbi btw

>>213879987
you do that schizo buddy

>>213879599
shatner is into horses, stewart is into dune buggies

>>213880077
but dune used ornithopters

>>213880043
Broke ass burnt out dime bag tranny hoe

Hey Paramount why don't you do a Mirror Universe movie with Shatner as an old Kirk!! The fact that he hasn't been in any Trek related media in over 30 years is a CRIME!!! Just call it Tiberius. Shit writes itself..

Watching "Riddles" from Voyager. There aren't many Tuvok episodes, but I like this one

>>213879714
Only to some people. A Piece of the Action is my favorite episode of Star Trek, but the corbomite maneuver is meh. Measure of a man and the Drumhead from TNG are better than 90% of TOS

Star Trek

>>213879650
Projection + Who bullied you

>>213880180
What the fuck do you mean projection you are literally a schizophrenic retard. In communist countries people are forced to work. A useless person that says they cannot find work will be sent to the glue factory. You don’t understand this because you are literally mentally retarded

>>213880117
>t.

>>213880117
are you ok, you know mentally?

>>213880245
I’m speaking fluent English above your reading level

>>213879650
you should see if you can get counseling, something is very wrong

>>213880250
I’m not the people itt headed to the glue factory. You might get further concern trolling people who couldn’t buy and sell you

>>213880155
>I paid hiroshima
damn lad, what are you doing?

>>213880155
the phaser is good
the penis is fully functional

>>213880267
shut up you roustaBUTT

>>213880296
oh ok so really not ok mentally got it, jfc

>>213879650
go stroke pipes somewhere else, nobody wants to get crude oil cancer

>>213880274
You are the ones that need counseling you are literally schizophrenic retards in a death cult. Communist women had to eat their own children during ww2. This isn’t propaganda. It’s Russian literature they would censor if it wasn’t too big to cover up. You people are literally evil and mentally retarded. Go get a job pussy

>>213880309
It's just money

>>213880296
What's with this "glue factory" meme you're forcing? You know it won't stick.

What was up with Spock and BBWs?

>>213880359
>Communist women had to eat their own children during ww2.
to be fair that's the most tender meat

>>213880377
infinite density in infinite cum-binations

What did Lenoard Nimoy feed his BBWs during WW2?

>>213880356
Then don’t say you can’t find a job, and understand as an invalid, you will be the one doing the jobs no one wants to do. We’re not talking about science fiction you have schizophrenia. Communism already exists and I’m telling you how it works and you live in a magical gum drop palace in your mentally retarded head. Take this attitude with the higher ranking communist officer informing you of your new station and get executed

So what the hell is the animated version of TOS?

>>213880359
oh so you really have a serious mental illness got it

>>213880147
it's very underrated and both a great tuvok/neelix episode

>>213880437
A wild ride

>>213880441
Everything I said is a concrete fact including calling you retarded and schizophrenic

>>213880424
Lenny cum <3

>>213880424
fuck off BF you are still not allowed

Can you really make glue out of humans? Asking for a friend.

>>213880436
I didn't, learn to read wigger

>>213880465
please seek medical care

>>213880477
;_; What did I do?

>>213880478
yes but not the fun huffable kind

>>213880515
you know what you did tranny, now fuck off or I'll start telling everyone about your honeymoon

>>213880515
You’re a pedophile. I can repost you talking about raping children for another year straight sense you got confused again

>>213880545
>I'll start telling everyone about your honeymoon
do it anyway

>spoilered sfw rear end gets IMMEDIATELY pruned but nothing is done about the jem'hadar spamming the thread with ketracel white fueled delusions
yeah no he's definitely related to a founder

>>213880602
nope, no reason to give the faggot any more attention then telling him to fuck off, he knows we know that is enough

I'd rather have bashirfaggot

Gee thanks for showing up BF, now this schizo is going to rant about you for another 5 years straight

>>213880634
I’m a direct descendant of a founding father. You are a communist that openly discusses killing me and taking my stuff and you don’t understand that’s what communism is because you are literally mentally retarded

>>213871219
I'm not pro-communism, you retarded schizo

>>213880685
You should probably commit suicide

>>213880799
no no-one said anything of the kind, you imagine all manner of persecution don't you? yet you can't ever point out a single post that backs up what you are saying, how much have you had to drink tonight?

>>213880685
I fucked her on her honeymoon on risa

>>213880856
That’s what communism means. Redistribute my wealth. Kill me. You are literally mentally retarded

>>213880799
>I’m a direct descendant of a founding father
fucking lmao, which one? gay retardson the 2nd?

>>213862217 (OP)
It's called TOS, because after one episode you want to TOSS it away!

>>213880634
Curious, isn't it? It's like when Starfleet is undermined by mind slugs in that episode 'Conspiracy'.

>>213880799
>I’m a direct descendant of a founding father
Narrator: it was Benedict Arnold

>>213880910
The primary author of the Declaration of Independence

>>213880934
kek

>>213880888
no-one said they want communism either, no-one is after your lucky charms or wants to kill you, quite the opposite no-one cares about you at all, not a single solitary person cares if you live or die, not one. Nobody.

>>213880955
go on, say his name. oh wait you don't even know lmaooo

I AM SPECIAL I AM I AM I AM

>>213881002
You’re all special you’re retarded. I’m the one that’s not special

>>213881002
how much do you wanna bet he's one of those inbred pavement apes that claims they're related to jefferson just because he fucked like 100 pieces of farm equipment

>>213880925
Funny, I named an image about that a while ago

>>213880925
You’re the people with mind slugs you’re literally communist pedophiles holy shit

>>213881035
You can see the pain in that actor's eyes as he's spitting out that worm toy in order to advance his rock bottom tv career. Powerful.

>>213881034
Post your face with a timestamp and identifiable geography while talking shit and see what happens

>>213877803
It's LA.

>>213881059
Alright here

That's the gulf of america behind me btw

>>213877997
there were very few browns in america and we were all watching the race riots thinking about how blacks were bad, its kinda why we have trump now.

>>213881059
ding ding ding ding i think i got it

>>213881093
we need a significant influx of roof koreans

>>213881067
fucking hell I realized that just moments after I posted it and was waiting for someone to correct me, honestly annoyed it took this long, but yes its LA

new
>>213881250
>>213881250
>>213881250

>>213880376
Horses maybe? We’ve a rare opportunity to peer into the mind of a schizo during a full blown episode, let’s get to work crew

Trek peaked here. Pike+Boyce>Kirk+Spock+McCoy

>>213882003
>space combover

>>213880553
>sense
Esl Schizo…… you messed up again….
Are you also the guy who pretends to be law enforcement or some shit?