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Anonymous 8/21/2025, 2:27:40 AM No.213862311 >>213862336 >>213864131 >>213864166 >>213864291 >>213864484 >>213864593 >>213865101 >>213865351 >>213865475
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Link!

and Zelda.

The Movie!

(I am very excited for this film brothers.)
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 2:28:35 AM No.213862330 >>213862367 >>213865965
are there any patches for Zelda II that make the sword one pixel longer?
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 2:28:48 AM No.213862336 >>213862367
>>213862311 (OP)
They are going to make her dad black, aren’t they
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 2:30:11 AM No.213862367
>>213862330
Probably.
>>213862336
No. Miyamoto's making this film bro.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 2:48:48 AM No.213862867 >>213862980 >>213864544
Hunter would've made a decent Link. If only he wasn't a fucking fag.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 2:50:02 AM No.213862913
Zelda is pretty sexy so that's cool.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 2:51:57 AM No.213862980 >>213863015
>>213862867
Stop using irony. You can unironically go to hell for this. It's not healthy for your brain and you're destroying yourself.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 2:53:03 AM No.213863015
>>213862980
He said Link, not Zelda.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:32:42 AM No.213864131 >>213864185
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>>213862311 (OP)
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:34:16 AM No.213864166
>>213862311 (OP)
they should just make the film in japan but use white actors. i dont trust the hollywood jews
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:34:51 AM No.213864185 >>213864325 >>213864351
>>213864131
WHY IS SHE THIS SHAPE?
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:36:58 AM No.213864241
Miyamoto is holding this, Link will have brown hair and zelda will be a light brown hair princess as in the first games. He's ruining zelda as already ruined Donkey Kong with the new game
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:38:58 AM No.213864291
>>213862311 (OP)
Are they going to dye the guy's hair blonde? It kind of feels wrong for modern Link to not have blonde hair.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:40:18 AM No.213864325
>>213864185
a lot of zoomer and gen alpha girls are
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:41:08 AM No.213864351 >>213864553
>>213864185
That's what women are supposed to be shaped like.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:46:49 AM No.213864484 >>213864512
>>213862311 (OP)
Blackrock paid them to give Zelda top billing over Link. All to demoralize male fans of the LoZ series.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:48:05 AM No.213864512
>>213864484
Shoot yourself
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:49:51 AM No.213864544
>>213862867
too old and busted
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:50:08 AM No.213864553 >>213864567 >>213864838 >>213864899
>>213864351
she doesn't have 'child-bearan hips' or something, she looks like one of those Chinese finger puzzles.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:50:48 AM No.213864567 >>213865074
>>213864553
>she doesn't have 'child-bearan hips'
She factually does.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:51:50 AM No.213864593
>>213862311 (OP)
she looks like all those Ukrainian sex trafficked girls I jack off to
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:56:08 AM No.213864693 >>213865432 >>213866053
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Will it be the new Lord of the Rings?
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:03:10 AM No.213864838 >>213865074
>>213864553
What exactly is it you think hips look like?
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:05:38 AM No.213864899 >>213865074
>>213864553
>anon posts picture of young woman with pleasant shape and curvy hips
'Where are they? I don't see any hips?!'-(you)
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:13:00 AM No.213865074 >>213865471
>>213864567
>>213864838
>>213864899
i mean, she HAS wide hips, but it's not the traditional hourglass figure. she's also not fat, and she's also not some straight rectangle shape.

her body goes concave in the wrong place.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:14:20 AM No.213865101 >>213865311
>>213862311 (OP)
More like Ciszelda ughh
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:22:36 AM No.213865311
>>213865101
pretty sure Zelda is a cisgender because she goes in disguise as a man, and it's a disguise, not "oh this is who you TRULY are :-)" or whatever they believe.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:23:48 AM No.213865351
>>213862311 (OP)
Will Link be blonde in the film? Unless they're basing him on the first few games
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:27:19 AM No.213865432
>>213864693
OoT+MoM

What else could they do/add maybe some wind waker?
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:28:40 AM No.213865471
>>213865074
>she HAS wide hips, but
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:28:47 AM No.213865475
>>213862311 (OP)
>I am a flaming homosexual who cares about videogame movies
Good on you for coming out, anon.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:41:57 AM No.213865794
Maybe
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:48:54 AM No.213865965
>>213862330
get gud casual
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:52:33 AM No.213866053
>>213864693
i not gonna paddle to new zealand!