Thread 213862726

HOH: Rachel
Noms: Rylie, Morgan, Mickey
Veto: Lauren

previously on /bb/: >>213856159

Kat is his girl
Rylie is her man

LAUREN DR COUNT: 4 (four)

I'm predicting Lauren will win

Are we getting the wall tomorrow?

oh they told them half way party tonight so expect feeds to be down soon and for a while

Morganbros this is her time I can feel it

>Adrian still getting screen time all these weeks later
Adrian haters seething

Reminder that the BB26 tards only lasted one round of OTEV

basedrian fucking the rat weeks later

>>213862717
>Ugh im so ashamed of the thing that gives me my livelihood, clutching my pearls, UGH
WHO DOES THIS HOMO THINK HE'S FOOLING

Mickey is such a cunt

real subtle DR

BASED LAUREN
FUCK ROPEHEAD

LET'S GO

LAUREN DR COUNT: 5 (five)

>>213862824
and these retards lasted a whole 2 rounds longer

SHE SAID I DONT KNOW SHE SAID THE LINE!!!!
SHE CLOCKED THAT HAG

FEED HER THE LINE PRODUCERS
YOU KNOW SHE CANT MAKE HER OWN

>>213862841
C oon
U nbfortunately
N igger
T hat's gross

ugly mickey btfo once again by qt lauren

oh yeah zae...

zae....

LAUREN HAVING BIG THOUGHTS

he was the glue to the season..

>>213862824
>lasted one round
only mak lasted one round

What's /bb/'s favorite Otev iteration?

Mickey BTFO by a question about her own HOH lmaoooo

STINKYBROS HOW WE FEELING?

>>213862919
Ay come off dat veto yt gurl

>>213862919
fucking wild

>>213862923
i space out during this comp. i couldn't name any

um.....yeah.....i dont know........

THIS FUCKING CHICK JESUS

>>213862919
>no, i dont think i will

>>213862902
I am still feeling like we missed out on Zae. Ex mormon salesman with a lisp is fucking hilarious and I know he wouldve been the most entertaining guy this season.

>>213862923
20

I DONT KNOWWWWWWW

>>213862976
rockstar giving tyler the correct answer was hilarious

>>213862974
He was pretty boring on feeds. Just played chess and pulled on his dick all the time

>>213862923
the frog DJ on bb18 was so hilariously annoying that its my favorite. D-D-D-D-DOPE

Zordon OTEV when?

kek ropes btfo

>>213862974
Also clearly in the closet despite being so obviously zesty

>>213862923
the pigeon that shat all over everyone

holy shit Lauren just did the autistic spasm thing

>>213862919
>telling someone to throw the comp during it
chad move I can't lie
I liked when vanessa did something similar

>>213862923
The Gilbert Godfrey one

>>213863036
that chick was sexy. it's weird how underrated her body of work is

>>213863054
this

>>213863036
BIG MEEEEECH

>>213863060
she had fat tits yeah

GG LAUREN!!!!

lauren thotting it up on the feeds

wtf you guys told me she was a retard
how come she was the only one that got that right???

>>213863060
hi ian

I love the Morgan crying after she loses every comp segments

"I JUST WANTED TO WIN"

Lauren seems intelligent in her DRs

kek this morgan edit

based lauren knowing that cody broke the OTEV curse so it's safe to win it

>>213863169
Just win something yo!

>>213863159
omega cute

>>213863150
Lauren simp remembering every mean comment from weeks ago because parasocially orbiting pixels on his computer monitor is the only thing that matters to him.

SEX WITH LAUREN

>>213863054
Zach rance said he felt like he cheated that one

>>213863159
why's ava so pissy in the background?

shoutout Ian

>>213863036
Mmmmmmm Frank cum

>>213863212
she's on her period

>>213863212
Because Lauren thinks she can win just because Ava dresses like that. Also Lauren believes OTEV has a WHAT???

>>213861247
>>213862226
makes me think of when people simped for Nicole Anthony. There's quirky and cute and Ava nor Nicole are either. Kelley I would say qualifies though

>>213863202
this is some advanced schizo babble
I don't even know what most of that means

>>213863212
ruining her 16 hours a day sleeps

I'd fuck Morgan

>>213863223
is that really ian? does he post here? is that why you do the /ourguy/ shit?

seriously wtf is his problem???

>>213863159
i cant remember who it was but one of them was complaining that the logs they sat on were real and they got sap on their clothes

>>213863269
Oh, we found Lauren's intellect-match

Who the fuck watch NCIS that CBS can justify lies five spinoffs?

>>213863285
IBS

>>213863203
She's way too pure and innocent for that

BASED RACHEL

holy shit lauren on the feeds extending her shoulder blades grossing everyone out kek vince cant handle it

>>213863169
i want her to stay over everyone else just so i can watch her lose the wall

>>213863279
yeah. he stopped coming here and posing after bb20

Based Rachel mindfucking these donkeys

>>213863351
I can do that,you just reach behind you

RACHEL LMFAOOOOOOO

Do you think Lauren’s feelings will be hurt that this episode made her look stupid?

>>213863351
its like she has wings shes a fucking alien

She's like a kid

>>213863351
oh my god everyone is puking lmao wtf

farting on ropehead

>>213863379
ummm....I dunno....

>>213863363
man. i better go look for archives i am so curious as to what he posted here.

Vinnie "The Rat" Panaro

HALFWAY PARTY TIME

>>213863379
Would a goldfish know or care?

>>213863402
I got this saved

OMG LAUREN IS SO PRECIOUS

>>213863362
God youre right, her meltdown will be legendary

>>213863379
Who cares about her feelings?

>>213863279
he used to

>>213863382
too bad the cappers are watching episode instead

>>213863402
he had a tripcode you can see a bunch of his posts confirmed

YO WTF!

>>213863223
he got what he wanted

>>213863459
>>213863462
hot

will the nugget incident make it into the episode?

>>213863459
cute!!

>>213863448
kek spoke too soon, thanks

>>213863459
>>213863462

>>213863459
Where is George W Bush when you need him

>>213863479
it should just for rachel's face

I am like 3 minutes ahead of everyone. Did they show Mickey drinking the lemonade yet?

>>213863279
he's basically the reason these threads exist

LAUREN IS SECRETLY HIGH IQ

>>213863494
>Did they show Mickey drinking the lemonade yet?
They just did kek

Morgan talking like Zach died lol

>>213863494
now

Both Lauren and Zach laughing at her melodramatic love of Zach oh no no no

Watch out because here I come!

WE-GO-VY

*SIP*

>laughing at Morgan
She'll will need more therapy after BB. Mogged by Lauren, lost comps to Lauren, crush prefers Lauren. KWAB

>ropes drinking out of the juice on the episode
HAHAHAHAHA

>>213863448
>>213863459
>>213863462
i got this. feed was all fucky cause i just switched over

>>213863539
damn she gonna drink that whole thing?

>>213863557
It’s like Species

did zach fucking die?

>>213863557
WTF

>>213863557
Wow she is fat and gross. Lose weight you obese piece of shit.

>>213863447
>>213863363
>>213863496
thanks for the lore! this is the first time ive ever thought to check if there were active threads for bb on /tv/, its been a long time since ive even used this website since i moved country

>>213863557
would lick this alium

>>213863557
Literally an angel

>>213863159
that smile, that damn smile

>>213863585
I'm sorry you got deported but you need to get back to work buddy

>>213863539
fucking gross

>>213863609
i live in japan and its my day off im not doing shit

>:(

Ian ditched this place when he realized 4chan wasn't the cool funny edgy kid anymore, abandoned us just like everyone else.

>>213863557
Literally a demon

>>213863557
Literally a hunchback

>>213863618
he left because he wanted to keep his job

fuck off ian we don't care

>>213863557
skelly-elly

my cooch probably smells worse than ava's

>>213863585
in the archive, just type "/bb/ Big Brother" with the season number and you can find the threads for whatever season. sometimes I'll go back and reminisce

>>213863557
love handles <33

>>213863644
Your axe wound?

>awh.....rachel is....so scawwy......i dunno......

jfc this chick

BBKINO

she's mentally 10 years old you SUCK FUCKS

>>213863557
>angel wings trying to grow out of her back

STOP BULLYING LAUREN ITS A BIG DECISION

>>213863557
biblically accurate lauren

Kek the music making it seem like a Nolan movie. It was way more tense without the stupid music on feeds

This gay ass dramatic music

>>213863459
>>213863557
Here's Vince touching it.

QUEEN RACHEL

so good

SHE'S 22 YOU SICK FUCK

real classy, /bb/...

She's just a college student you fucking freak

mind fuck these newbies

SHE'S ONLY 22!!! SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL!!!

This woman is such a Karen and the fanbase yasss queening her is pathetic as fuck

>UHUHUHUHUH PROJECTION YIKES FACE
Yeah she posts here, what a fucking loser

wtf is her deal

>>213863724
>>213863741
HER NEURAL PLASTICITY

ummm I don’t know /bb/….

>>213863710
God I wish that was me

To be fair to Rachel, Lauren has the mental capacity of a 10 year old.

CHAOSCHADS EATING GOOD TONIGHT

>>213863699
kek

>>213863765
our lil girl <33

>>213863745
mindfucking the house while youre hoh is based

Imagine playing with Katherine’s vagina while she’s passed out asleep

lauren is the most pure houseguest ever

I don't know what I'm doing :(

how long do the feeds usually go down for the halfway party?

>>213863793
that's my girl. what's hers is mine. nothing can ever separate us. we are one.

>>213863793
Rylie, how did you smuggle a phone into the house?

>>213863801
yea pure retarded LOL

Rachel straight up dresses like a porn star

i don't give a fuck, i fuckin love the fuck outta yew /bb/, it's yew and me against the wurld baby, i'munna marry yew whether y'want to or not, no fake motherfuckers /bb/

>>213863835
but enough about you

why is she so scared?

>>213863857
erm good one. NOT

she's fast asf

>>213863801
ive never even heard her drop an f-bomb

SPEEDY LAUREN

THE SPEED EDITING LMFAOOO

SHE FAST

>>213863866
she doesn’t know

this was so kino to watch play out on the feeds

kek
im starting to enjoy lauren being so indecisive

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING

clearly!!!!

this is giving re7 Village with Rachel as miss big booba

>>213863866
cause rachel is robotic, she doesnt talk like a human

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>213863916
re8****

What the fuck Rachel actually literally told her she'd put up Rylie lmao
I didn't even know that
Zero excuse for this retard

laurentard

>>213863897
CINEMA

THIS CHICK IS SO RETARDED
LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE EXCEPT FOR THE RAT HAS TOLD HER VINNY IS SAFE
WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS

so beautiful yet so dumb, she'll marry some hedgefund bro and never work a day in her life

kek i forgot she pretended she forgot something downstairs so she could consult vince while rachel seethed in the hoh

Mickey with the headlights on

>>213863957
zach was 100% safe

RYLIE TAKE A SEAT BITCH

noooo not a member of my favorite showmance!!

LAUREN CHOSE VINCE

>>213863993
no, he wasn't

>>213863993
Nobody thought that except Zachtard

>>213863897
yeah, fun stuff

bitch you deserve the blame!

>>213863957
nobody is ever 100% safe on the block anon

>It's time for people to make big moves
>NOOOOO LAUREN YOU CANT MAKE A BIG MOVE AGAINST ME
Hate this old bitch

>>213864022
cute!

rylie about to self evict life

>>213863993
him and Vince were literally the targets

TEN TOES DOWN

>>213864022
looking very injun here

lmao Kat's death glare at Lauren

>>213863993
zach WAS NOT safe, and his allies told him that directly both before and after his chances to use his power. ZACH IS A RETARD TOO.

Apparenlty Rachel stood up there in front of everyone for 5 minutes straight without saying a word before choosing Simp

>>213864022
What an angel

>>213864055
THE WALK

>>213864055
s-she's fast...

No mention of endurance comp at the end of the episode..

>>213863957
oh boy, it's the guaranteed safe retard again

>>213864046
that is a gay dog whistle btw

>>213864045
yeah and vince was literally rachels target. if you think for 1 second that if he were still on the block that rachel wouldnt be going schizo trying to get him evicted you are outside of you mind

>>213864022
traditional Canadian wedding dress

>>213864022
>mfw crowning

>>213863962
ooldmole will hook up numole with some rich apeball player

>>213864055
that’s a fast little piece

good thing she's cute

>hollywood squares
this thing is still on? wtf

ok ok we need more kelley now

>>213864087
>gay dogs can whistle

>>213864096
numole is also prime professional athlete bait too, I agree

all us straight men hate rachel btw

>>213864081
>inb4 bb unlocked equals no comp feeds

>no wall
Keanubros we got the production curated Keanu HOH comp tomorrow

>>213864092
noooooo she needs to be protected

>>213864055
should big brother allow houseguests with superpowers to compete?
seems unfair to me

>>213864081
last year they announced it an hour before the thursday episode

>>213864119
I have literally no idea who any of these "celebrities" are except Kristen Schaal and Drew Barrymore

>>213862726 (OP)
How was the episode fellas?

>>213864055
THAT WAS MORGANS THING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PETS

fuck the wall

pressure cooker would be way more kino with this cast

>>213864157
I liked it

>>213864161
yeah its the halfway party. been off for about half a bong

>>213864090
we're talking about Ava's HOH..

There's a heat wave in LA so it might not be an endurance comp this Thursday.

>>213864168
I will kneel to Grod if we get the pressure cooker again this year

laurenbros... mommy's mad at us...

CHECKPOINT PARTY

>>213864157
it was good. seeing the lauren file system go kaput was fun

>>213864193
the comp wont start until its dark out anyways

>>213864168
god I wish they would do pressure cooker again but I don’t know if they ever will. the one in bb25 was one of my favorite nights of feeds ever.

>>213864183
yeah i know, just because people were saying vinnie was good pre veto doesnt mean he would be post

My cat has this same toy

>>213864157
only thing that bugged me is they're still giving Rylie a Prince Charming edit
but they're accurately portraying Rope's bitchiness and Lauren's idiocy

>>213864016
I'd be just as terrified as Lauren if Rachel was staring at me like this in every convo

>>213864188
whenever I see this producer I always think of a MMA fight between some guy named Shawn and the current champion of the world, Laws O'Neil

riley really didnt react at all after getting nominated?

The same "Stans" so concerned about Rylie being “emotionally abusive” to Kat, had no problem with Chelsie abusing Cam for 3 months straight

i for sure thought they were gonna rig blockbuster against rylie, but wasn't expecting ropes
>2 kids and a husband
to make the edit and this showmance thing.

>>213864270
i think you meant to post this on reddit

>>213864279
>grodner rigging anything against a showmance
sweet summer child

>>213864270
God I wish that were me

>>213864279
ropes has 2 kids and a husband??

why would they wait till today to do the halfway party

>>213864368
boren about to reach her iq in drs

>>213864368
>13 - Lauren
LAURENCHADS FEASTING

God I love a woman with big naturals like Rachel

>>213864387
so you're gay then?

>>213864368
WOAH DOUBLE DIGITS

>>213864368
Lauren! :)

>>213864417
>Rachel
>naturals

>>213864415
I'd eat lauren's poop

>>213864090
SHE DID NOT THAVE THE NUMBERS TO DO THAT

all three block mates' allies were intent on protecting him.
>keanu
>katherine
>rylie
>lauren
>kelley
>morgan

THERE WAS NO CONCIEVABLE UNIVERSE THESE PEOPLE WERE GOING TO FLIP ON HIM

JESUS YOU PEOPLE ARE SO RETARDED DO YOU JUST WANNA FUCK THAT AIRHEAD OR WHAT?

>>213864422
so youre brown then

>>213864215
It's still insane to me that production decided to nullify the eviction that week. I would have been seething so hard if I pushed that button for 14 hours for nothing kek

>>213864454
babbies first season

lauren bday party this sunday, you know what would go great with an upcoming birthday

>>213864464
that was grodner telling the fans to fuck off with the pressure cooker begging because she hates it and its not happening again

>>213864210
it will still be 85-90 tomorrow

>>213864476
over/under 4.5 minutes it would take to convince lauren to drink pool cleaner for her health

>>213864488
The comp won't start until night time though

>>213864464
>nullify the eviction that week
oh shit i forgot about that

>>213864488
thats not that bad. plus theyll be spraying them with liquids. the last 3 wall comps havent even gone an hour, theyll be fine

>>213864485
Why does she hate it? its easy to produce and takes up time, plus it gives fun feeds.

you know what i would like? the one where they have to count to an hour while gross shit gets dropped on them. bbcan did those so well. still laughing over ika wong freaking out about the rabbits LOL
>They're just bunnies!
>THEN WHY ARE THEIR EYES RED!@?!?!?

>>213864488
>85F
>heat wave
are you british

>>213864457
no but you are
lauren seethers are brown and gay
you are brown and gay

>>213864511
she is well socialized so she would probably rather listen to a doctor rather than some schizo retard.

>>213864488

studio city is in the middle of the concrete jungle its going to be 99 with a 102 real feel

91 at 7pm
88 at 8pm
still 80 at 11pm

>>213864533
>takes up time
this is why

>it gives fun feeds
grod doesnt care. and ill be sure to tune in to the next season of bbcancelled

I live in LA right now and it's 81 degrees at 6:50 pm
Production usually takes a couple of hours after eviction to set up the HOH comp
Wall should be fine

>>213864533
it requires more members of production to be up late at night instead of just 1 person while everyone is sleeping

Google is saying it's 87F right now and it will be hotter tomorrow

>>213864574
WOW MASSIVE HEAT WAVE 81?????

>>213864574
except for the part where the wall is live right after the east coast ep

>>213864558
its still going to be 95 at 6pm

it will be 115F tomorrow

>>213864196
We'll have it on the 30th season since they made it clear they save that comp for anniversaries probably

>>213864559
doesnt it give them more footage to use? or does she just not see the vision

dont make fun of my beloved bbcan...damn i miss that show. i would do terrible things to make it come back with feeds. there was some amazing kino that i dont think the US could do anymore.

will is going to get heat stroke and die on the wall

>>213864526
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>>213864534
>>213864558
are the set/comp laborers union? remember, they will need the comp set up during the hot morning and afternoon unless they start tonight

>>213864631
Will WON'T be staying on the wall long enough to catch anything

>>213864608
>live right after the east coast ep
they don't show comps anymore

>>213864636
they have been building the comp for days now

>>213864636
I think they've had the backyard closed since monday morning, i think

making lauren cry should be against the law

divine providence has postponed the wall in favor of a Keanu guaranteed HOH in his time of need

>>213864695
agreed

BRENDON IS ON RHAPPPPP SURPRSIE GTUEUSSEET

james gunn talking about big brother

https://x.com/bbspoilerfan/status/1958277905911578908?s=46

>>213864752
I wonder if Taran will seethe about the Rylie/Kat edit. He already seems to be in a pissy mood

>>213864809
>he's a taylor stan
D R O P P E D

>>213864883
jesus rhap has really gone downhill

anyone remember what the usual feeds down time is for the halfway party? its been 1 hour

>>213864883
Taran looks unshowered and stinky

>>213864840
I thought it was the best episode of the season and was very accurate and engaging, so it sucks that this is the thing people are fixating on

>>213864887
a victim to the edits

>>213864883
do they seriously need horseface there

>>213864906
Not that long, I think feeds were down for around 2 or 3 hours the last couple years

Lil Stinky

>>213864986
>>213864986
>>213864986
>>213864986
>>213864986

>>213864883
they knew taylor would be a dud guest so they begged brendan

>>213864923
watch your mouth

>>213864977
3 seems excessive. iirc when the feeds come back they are still cleaning up the slop. i know they play music and stuff but it shouldnt take them 3 hours to delivered meal

>>213865026
Yeah it's probably more like an hour and a half or 2 hours but you never know with production nowadays