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Anonymous No.213864744 >>213864877 >>213866479 >>213866832 >>213866978 >>213867059 >>213867158 >>213867163 >>213867181 >>213868867 >>213869689 >>213869963 >>213870573 >>213870625 >>213870672 >>213870712 >>213870768 >>213870864 >>213875840
Why did he kill himself?
Genuine question. I feel bad for him and Aubrey Plaza and their families, but why do you guys think he did it? They were separated for months prior to his death.
Anonymous No.213864877 >>213866898 >>213867212 >>213871111
>>213864744 (OP)
Im of the mind that upwards of 80% of all suicides throughout history are simply murders that women got away with because nobody bothered to look into it
Anonymous No.213865677
He watched her do standup

https://youtu.be/fOdTSddXwPw?si=v0rLzJndS_WJh-lB
Anonymous No.213865741 >>213866396 >>213866534 >>213867827
There was some rampant hollyweirdness going on in that situation

>Plaza keeps playing up the bisexual slutty personality
>is cucking him openly
>all of his projects are tied to Allison Brie

Either they all had some sort of swinger open marriage situation going on and he couldn't keep up with their whoring or feelings got in the way.
Plus they're all likely cokeheads anyway and barely have their shit together
Anonymous No.213866396
>>213865741
Wait when did any of this happen? Genuinely curious cause I'd love to read into it.
Anonymous No.213866479 >>213878747
>>213864744 (OP)
Chronic nagging
Nagging
Nagging
Nagging
Anonymous No.213866534 >>213866901 >>213867185
>>213865741
Aubrey's star was actually rising pretty steadily around the time of his death. She's always been a meme actress, but she has had a comeback as of late.

With it, you saw her a lot more at private events and parties. Going out in public with her "guy friends". Even a 3some with Brie/Franco doesn't surprise me.
Anonymous No.213866715 >>213867070 >>213872005
>wake up
>Suddenly feel the urge to end it all
I use to have these thoughts before and it's awful. I'm pretty sure most people do too but never admit it. Especially when life gets unbearable.
Anonymous No.213866832
>>213864744 (OP)
Because she was fucking Christopher Ab bott. Still is
Anonymous No.213866898 >>213867409
>>213864877
based poirot
though he always said poison was a woman's tool
what was on baena's toxicology report?
Anonymous No.213866901
>>213866534
>Aubrey's star was actually rising pretty steadily around the time of his death.

Untrue. She gets steady work in quirky chungus projects and her latest "big movie" was Megaflopolis where she played a secondary character.
She's fairly irrelevant but has a niche in indie projects and sitcoms/dramedies, but even then she wasn't rising for sure.
Anonymous No.213866942 >>213867409 >>213867556 >>213867889 >>213867904 >>213869082 >>213871270 >>213871774 >>213876816 >>213876955 >>213877469
The most confusing suicides to me are these people who "have" everything. Not just materially, like a good job and whatever, but like good looks, social confidence, company and companionship, access to sex and the prospect of having kids and family and a legacy. I can only fathom being suicidally depressed from a perspective of lacking all of the things that make life meaningful. I don't know how you can have all of those things and still want to kys.
Anonymous No.213866978 >>213867049 >>213867153
>>213864744 (OP)
She broke up with him so she could explore, mocked his crying, bad mouthed him to her friends, even had one of her friends call the cops on him because she felt he wasn't moving on fast enough
Anonymous No.213867049 >>213867130
>>213866978
One of her friends did call the cops on him! Right? If that's true, then Aubrey probably was bad mouthing him to everybody.

She can talk all that smack but when it came time to talk at the funeral, she couldn't find the words. Women, man.
Anonymous No.213867059 >>213867117 >>213867122 >>213867144 >>213867619 >>213870715 >>213870746
>>213864744 (OP)
>The dog walker reported hearing loud music coming from the house, which she described as โ€œunusual,โ€
What song did he loudly play while he strangled himself?
Anonymous No.213867070
>>213866715
I'm not sure it's as common as you think it is.

I'm a miserable POS who hates his life, dreads going into any job, generally feel like shit, have no hope for my future, and I very rarely have feelings of truly wanting to kill myself, almost never.

Have thoughts about suicide more or less daily but almost never actually feel like I'm close to doing it.
Anonymous No.213867117
>>213867059
Love Will Tear Us Apart?
Anonymous No.213867122
>>213867059
Obviously a murder
Nobody drowns out their death knell with club music
Anonymous No.213867130 >>213867334
>>213867049
Yeah, one of her friends called the police to do a wellness check months before he did it. That was probably what gave him the idea to end it all. I know if I were on the policy's suicide watch list, that fact would weigh on me
Anonymous No.213867144
>>213867059
Married couples have songs together. He was probably playing their wedding song on Repeat. Probably something by the Rascal Flatts.
Anonymous No.213867147 >>213867409 >>213869025 >>213870591
Just donโ€™t do it. Even if you think no one will miss you. I was an EMT and you have no idea how much a suicide wrecks people around you. I know it hurts, and itโ€™s hard, but keep marching anons.
Anonymous No.213867153
>>213866978
>She broke up with him so she could explore, mocked his crying,
women know they're not worth crying over.
Anonymous No.213867158
>>213864744 (OP)
What makes you think he killed himself?
Anonymous No.213867163
>>213864744 (OP)
PLAZA PUTA
Anonymous No.213867181
>>213864744 (OP)
On some real shit, if I were him, it would have been on to the next one. I would never kill myself over a hoe
Anonymous No.213867185
>>213866534
That bitch always struck me as somebody who'd get wet to the thought of killing a man.
Anonymous No.213867195
Odds of auto-erotic asphyxiation?
Anonymous No.213867212
>>213864877
FPBP and looking at Plaza even more likely than Patton Oswalt killing his wife.
Anonymous No.213867334 >>213867397 >>213867460 >>213868972
>>213867130
playing Devil's (Aubrey) Advocate...
Pacino style... she has a GREAT ASS!! ...and her hubby's head was all the way up it

Seriously though, why not call the cops yourself to do a wellness check? Assuming she tried calling him or his loved ones first.
Anonymous No.213867397 >>213867636
>>213867334
She picked a bad friend to establish a situation that would suggest she wasn't the killer.
Anonymous No.213867409 >>213867636
>>213866898
I found an article that mentioned hanging. Maybe if you send in a request, the local government there will send you the coroner's report since they're required to do so by law.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14250987/Jeff-Baena-cause-death-Aubrey-Plaza-husband.html
>>213866942
Buddy just lost his marriage. Looks or not, money or not, fame or not -- losing your love would kill you. Honestly, even though I've always liked her films, I get the feeling that she cheated on him or something Idk. A man wouldn't kill himself over nothing.
>>213867147
Well-said anon. I'm very sorry you had to see tragedy. Your work is so important to everyone in society and thank you for doing it.
Anonymous No.213867460 >>213867515 >>213867636 >>213867741 >>213867746 >>213868053 >>213871343 >>213872533 >>213877504
>>213867334
He sent her a text 3 hours before killing himself and she ignored it. She just wanted to leave one day and for him to accept it. She was finished with the relationship and had moved on, even though they were still married and they still had a house together. All kinds of her stuff was still in the house where he hanged himself. It was probably her friend's idea to call the cops on him, influenced by the picture Aubrey painted of him while bad mouthing him.
Anonymous No.213867515
>>213867460
Why are women like this?
Anonymous No.213867556
>>213866942
You're not alone. Most people don't get it, doesn't mean they're idiots. Its only a real problem when they offer some stupid advice, like the whole "dude you're gonna die anyway just go rob a bank and do drugs and bang whores... " pasta thing. It betrays a naivete. The truly suicidal don't want good food or their dick sucked, what they want most in the world is to not live another second, so they go after what they desire.
Anonymous No.213867619
>>213867059

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ6J4xHuMgc
Anonymous No.213867636 >>213867665 >>213867910 >>213868422
>>213867397
>>213867409
>>213867460
See, this is the info I come to /tv/ for!

Please tell me her accomplice was one of her bi-sexual gang members (Jane Levy, Mae Whitman, Alia Shawkat, Jenny Slate, and picrel). And don't pretend Aubrey's Crew isn't powerful. They got Brad Pitt to fuck Alia Shawkat. Blackmail, coercion, threats. Aubrey is basically a part of a NXVIM cult.
Anonymous No.213867665
>>213867636
Aubrey is girlboss Jeffery Epstein
Anonymous No.213867741
>>213867460
>influenced by the picture Aubrey painted of him
I was about to ask you to post a picture of the painting :/

Bros, I think we all just need to calm down. We're getting fired up again. Not every Hollywood related death is the Black Dahlia.
Anonymous No.213867743
>Reading this thread
>White Lotus S2 was just Mike White letting the world know she's a duplicitous bitch
Damn
Anonymous No.213867746 >>213867860 >>213868422 >>213870739
>>213867460
>Jeff commited suicide
Fagddit: Omg poor Aubrey! She must be so devastated right now!

>TMZ reveals that they've been separated before his suicide
Fagddit: Omg poor Aubrey! Imagine her guilt right now!

I hate that site so much. Not even an ounce of sympathy for the guy who actually killed himself. It's all just Aubrey. They always think only niggers and women can be victims. And they wonder why young males nowadays hate the left.
Anonymous No.213867827 >>213868052
>>213865741
I always thought the blonde chick from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and her husband the annoying guy from MTV or whatever Dax something have some weird cuck open relationship thing. Sheโ€™s made some comments before itโ€™s odd.
Anonymous No.213867860 >>213868349
>>213867746
It's fucked up that you have to go to reddit TMZ in order to comment on their articles. TMZ (a news outlet) censored itself by removing comments forever. A fandom that they themselves cultivated.

That's kind of what Aubrey did. By distancing herself from the suicide (murder), she removed blame from herself. Right? Self censorship. Nobody needs to know what she did or nor should anyone discuss it.
Anonymous No.213867889 >>213868349
>>213866942
I have all those things (other than good looks) and dream about it all the time. I was just in the basement picking up a calendar I printed out and looked up at the joists and thought it would be a nice place to nail a rope and hang myself. It's tall enough that I couldn't go back. I've seen plenty of videos of people hanging themselves and they go pretty quick right after the inital spaz out. I could just leave a note on the basement door and nobody in the family would have to see me with piss and shit in my pants.

A lot of people are tired. The constant tension of weathered relationships, responsibilities, expectations from others and yourself, and watching things you care about get older, fade and die. It's tiring. There's something comforting about death and taking your own life, and not dying on some bed when you are old and decrepit.

Regret is the big one. Maybe the other path would have led to happiness. Who fucking knows. I did everything "right" in life. I have a somewhat stable job, good money, awesome kids, but I never really turned out to be someone I'm proud of. It doesn't really hit you until you are around 40 when it's too late to reinvent yourself.
Anonymous No.213867904
>>213866942
That's because you're too fundamentally planted in your own worldview paradigm. To a suicidally depressed person, no matter what they have life will feel like a drag. To the depressed mind there is a clarity in how temporary everything is. Even if you have everything in the world the depressed mind knows it will one day end.

>from a perspective of lacking all of the things that make life meaningful.

you're assuming those things are objectively meaningful. to a suicidally depressed person, those things mean nothing.
Anonymous No.213867910 >>213868257 >>213868349
>>213867636
Now that you mention it, theres a strong probability that it was a famous woman who called the cops on him. They knew his address and felt empowered enough to suggest to police he was going to hurt himself. I wonder how difficult it would be to FOIA request the call that was made to his house
Anonymous No.213868052 >>213868348 >>213868422 >>213869321
>>213867827
>Kristen Bell
Dax had an open relationship for 7 years before meeting KB. She was on a mental health podcast and defended Dax by saying she cheated on boyfriends (plural). Adding that humans aren't built to be monogamous.

Maybe that's the problem with being a celebrity? Aubrey is the center of attention everywhere she goes. And then after a 3 day bender, she has to come home to a whiny husband? No wonder she killed the bitch.
Anonymous No.213868053
>>213867460
Oh shit could've have been a murder by suicide
Anonymous No.213868257
>>213867910
I like your theory about the friend who called the cops being a part of her celebrity cult, but Jane/Mae/Alia all just had kids. New moms likely aren't a part of the murder plot unless it's a Lifetime movie.

Never forget about Aubrey's mentors though. Amy Poeller and Tina Fey. Those evil cunts have been through it and would delight in making an "ex husband" kill himself.
Anonymous No.213868330
>why would somebody kill themselves
do you not know about life?
Anonymous No.213868348
>>213868052
>Dax had an open relationship for 7 years before meeting KB
>cheated on boyfriends
Shit I knew it. They both struck me as the type
Anonymous No.213868349
>>213867910
It could've been a mutual friend who called the cops but not someone famous. FOIA might not reveal it but it's still worth a shot.
>>213867889
Don't kill yourself anon. You have kids! I'm 23 right now and I'm gonna turn 24 soon. If you have some advice to give me, what advice would you give me?
>>213867860
>TMZ (a news outlet) censored itself by removing comments forever
That is incredibly hypocritical and ironic for (((TMZ))) to do. They love prying into people's lives but they don't want people discussing anything. Maybe it's because they were tired of monitoring comment sections and had people spout bullshit in there which lead to legal complaints, who knows.
Anonymous No.213868422
>>213867746
Yeah I noticed this too. I initially felt bad for both of them but I definitely noticed a lack of questions and sympathy for him surrounding his death.
>>213867636
Brad Pitt fucked Alia Shawkat? Cults? Where can I find out more about this?
>>213868052
The more I hear about women, the more I begin to understand muslims. Jeff wasn't a bitch though.
Anonymous No.213868589 >>213868697 >>213868730
>They met each other in 2011
>They got married in 2021
>They were last seen together on a hike in the summer of 2024
(https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14250987/Jeff-Baena-cause-death-Aubrey-Plaza-husband.html)
>The couple separates in September 2024
>Jeff dies in January 2025
They had a decade of being together before they got married. Then three years later, their relationship ends. Suddenly he killed himself within months. This relationship ended pretty quickly since they were last seen together. Something tells me that she cheated on him and he killed himself after feeling horrible for months while she was out fucking other men. But hey, that's just a theory.
Anonymous No.213868697 >>213869007
>>213868589
>The couple separates in September 2024
I doubt Aubrey was ever faithful. But to your point, she got extra slutty when they "officially" separated.

10 year engagement? She should have broke up with him forever ago.
Anonymous No.213868730 >>213868770
>>213868589
of course thats what happened, he was probably possessed by a demon summoned by aubreys witch larp ceremonies and it drove him to suicide
many many such cases
Anonymous No.213868770 >>213869007
>>213868730
>aubreys witch larp ceremonies
I don't think they were LARP'ing
Anonymous No.213868867
>>213864744 (OP)
Men don't need a reason to kill themselves.
Men need a reason to go on living.
Anonymous No.213868927 >>213869007
Anonymous No.213868972
>>213867334
worst fap video ive ever seen
Anonymous No.213869007 >>213869265
>>213868697
Nah they were together for 10 years before he ended up proposing in 2021 and they got married the same year. When was that image taken?
>>213868770
>"Plaza revealed that the screenwriter and director Jeff Baena proposed to her atโ€”of all placesโ€”the site of the early 1600s Basque witch trials. They made it official with the help of her witch neighbor, who made her a rosemary crown, and 1hourmarriage.com."
(https://www.wmagazine.com/culture/rachel-bilson-bill-hader-relationship-breakup)
You might be onto something here anon...
>>213868927
She did this while she was still married btw.
Anonymous No.213869025 >>213869119
>>213867147
>continue to suffer so you don't bum people out
Unironically kill yourself.
Anonymous No.213869082
>>213866942
When a man loses the one thing he truly loved, nothing else matters. The world becomes dull, everything seems frivolous. Doubly so if he's already dealing with depression, and his ex makes a show of how little she cared.
Anonymous No.213869119
>>213869025
Yes killing yourself spreads dark ripples that radiate. Can you not stay a while longer?
Anonymous No.213869265 >>213869321
>>213869007
>Bilson and Bill Hader
I always thought that was the randomest shit ever. But I was looking at Aubrey screencaps the other day and low & behold! They starred with Aubrey in "The To Do List".

And if Rachel Bilson is involved, you know what else?
Anonymous No.213869321 >>213869556 >>213869715
>>213868052
>>213869265
...that means Rachel's best friend, K-Bell, is involved too. And as we discovered ITT, she defends open relationships.

How deep is this rabbit hole? We need to find out which friend did the wellness check. And work backwards. Any lawyers in the chat?
Anonymous No.213869322 >>213869426 >>213869462 >>213869556
>le depressed attractive rich white guy
No sympathies. He still had it better than 99% of the world population. Self-absorbed white guys mamn.
Anonymous No.213869426
>>213869322
you never had that latinx pussy - it fucks with your brain
Anonymous No.213869462 >>213869556 >>213869641 >>213871500
>>213869322
>white guys kill themselves more than any other demo
>have it better than 99% of the world population
You still believe your bullshit?
Anonymous No.213869556 >>213870400
Everyone in this thread should watch this interview she did with (((Howard Stern))). She drops her sarcastic act during the interview and seems more raw yet still cagey. She did the interview on September 11th (lol). She and Jeff separated in September. I don't think that's a coincidence at all. Furthermore, she states that she went to therapy TWICE A WEEK for the ENTIRE summer (timecode is 2:30). Both her and Jeff were last seen together in the summer. It must've been their last chance at fixing things and they were going through a separation.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTtmL2Xkcr8)

>>213869322
Nice bait punjeet
>>213869462
Whites are absolutely getting replaced and cucked rn but let's be real and acknowledge that being like south-east asian or middle eastern is a fucking death sentence compared to being white. Lmao imagine trying to get girls while being Indian. That shit is impossible.
>>213869321
You might be onto something here anon. So they're all fucking and sucking each other? Definitely a possibility. But then again, film people tend to work with the same group of people (Jeff did this frequently). One thing that people overlook is that Jeff allegedly stole the idea for his movie "Horse Girl" (starring Allison Brie) from an indie movie called "The God Inside My Ear". Furthermore, Allison Brie and Dave Franco were confirmed to have stolen the plot of Together from an indie movie called "Better Half" which was previously pitched to both Brie and Franco. The parallels between the movies are really similar and the ending is literally the same, down to the song choice used in the film.
Anonymous No.213869641 >>213869792
>>213869462
Yes white guys are spoiled self-absorbed bitches. Just look at all those incels doing mass shootings. Completely deluded morons.
Anonymous No.213869689
>>213864744 (OP)
According to the medical examiner's report, Baena had no previous suicide attempts.[104]
Anonymous No.213869715 >>213869849 >>213870501
>>213869321
>Additionally, Plaza, 40, told investigators that the film director โ€œmade concerning remarksโ€ one month after their breakup, per the medical examinerโ€™s report, leading the actressโ€”who moved to New York at the time of the separationโ€”to ask a friend to perform a welfare check on him.
From another source
>Kristen Bell lives with her husband, Dax Shepard, and their two daughters in the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles, California.
From another source
>Aubrey Plaza's Los Feliz property was the location of her husband Jeff Baena's suicide in January 2025.
Was it literally Kristen Bell who called the cops on him?
Anonymous No.213869792
>>213869641
I don't know what country you're in but here in America most mass shootings are done by 1) blacks and not reported on the news or 2) half brown jewish kids and typically blown up all over the news as being """white""" so long as they aren't the color of coal.
Anonymous No.213869849 >>213870501 >>213870704
>>213869715
Hmm yeah this might be something. One thing to note though is that Kristen Bell/the friend might've visited his home themselves. Just because there was a welfare check doesn't mean that the cops were sent over. This is a really good find though anon, especially since they share the same neighborhood. It's crazy that people were talking about Kristen Bell in this thread and this comes up.
Anonymous No.213869963
>>213864744 (OP)
probably tormenting him with dudes fucking her with vids or pics, shes the biggest cunt
Anonymous No.213870158
>Baena was renowned for the game nights he hosted, creating a social environment among filmmakers and friends

>He met actress Aubrey Plaza during a game night in 2011, after which they began dating

Mhmm "game nights"
Anonymous No.213870278
/tv/, I love you!

Keep digging and never give up! We want the TRUTH, god damn it! Even if it means 4chan topples Hollywood forever. So be it. Sometimes building a new world means tearing the old one down.
Anonymous No.213870400
>>213869556
I almost turned the Stern video off. As a young fan I thought he was hilarious. But now he's trying to be Marc Maron or Oprah or whatever the fuck, I can't stand his voice.
>"If you tell me your mental illness, I'll tell you mine."
You're in an interview with an actress with an acute bullshit detector. Aubrey really could have opened up here, but Stern fucked it up with so many leading questions. He lost his magic.
Anonymous No.213870501 >>213875993
>>213869715
>>213869849
It wasn't "crazy". It was me! And I'm glad I uncovered some clues. Cause now we know K-Bell was Aubrey's neighbor (great work anon).

Aubrey only discussing the murder on Amy Poeller's podcast is very sus.
Anonymous No.213870573
>>213864744 (OP)
Literal who?
Anonymous No.213870591
>>213867147
>a suicide wrecks people around you
Isn't that kinda the point, faggot? Also I never even heard of this actor until now.
Anonymous No.213870625 >>213870710
>>213864744 (OP)
depression is a hell of a disease of the mind
i recommend reading about it, Darkness Visible is a good memoir of a guy suffering from it. i have idealized suicide myself, though I don't think i would ever do it. it's mostly just a self-pitying thing for me.
you can have all the money and accolades in the world and still feel like a piece of shit who should be dead.
Anonymous No.213870672
>>213864744 (OP)
never neck for the middest whore
Anonymous No.213870704
>>213869849
You're right - maybe cops/authorities didn't go to his house during the welfare check.
>โ€œIn October 2024, Baena made concerning remarks to [redacted], which prompted her to call a friend to perform a welfare check on her husband,โ€ Lieutenant Kelsey Weber states. โ€œBaena had been attending therapy since the event,โ€ she added. The officer also noted that the screenwriter did not have any โ€œprevious suicide attemptsโ€ but had โ€œdifficulty sleeping.โ€
Maybe it was Kristen Bell and/or her husband who went over to the house. Baena might have texted Aubrey "I miss you so much my wife. I haven't slept for days" and then Dax Shepard pops in the door minutes later and gives a sleep deprived Baena not to kill himself.
Anonymous No.213870710
>>213870625
>Darkness Visible
thanks anon, just dl'd the audiobook
if anyone else wants it:
https://mega.nz/#F!XjgTnQTK!CUgKuSUU4rLz33V6HjxH6Q
Anonymous No.213870712
>>213864744 (OP)
Harland?
Anonymous No.213870715
>>213867059
Ram ranch
Anonymous No.213870739 >>213870772
>>213867746
Because its always the girls fault right??

He did something selfish, he is gone now. Grief is reserved for those who were not cowards seeking an easy way out. Everyone agrees. No sympathy other than the mental health struggles it caused her but she is a bad ass, not sure what your insinuating but you better cut it out
Anonymous No.213870746 >>213875993
>>213867059
>What song did he loudly play while he strangled himself?
IT'S MY LIIIIIIIFE
IT'S NOW OR NEVAAHH
I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVAAHH
Anonymous No.213870768
>>213864744 (OP)
He was Jewish, I won't lose sleep
Anonymous No.213870772 >>213870862
>>213870739
Anonymous No.213870862 >>213871001 >>213871035
>>213870772
As someone who dealt with mental health this shit is so stigmatized gen alpha kids like you are too emotionally inept to talk about a complex issue such as unaliving.
Anonymous No.213870864
>>213864744 (OP)
Because he had imagination I'm thinking his inner voice turned everything to shit. Everything you've ever done was just mistakes even though you can logically fight this but the fight doesn't help. You just gotta accept it and embrace it. Because the divorce was the tipping point I'm guessing the guy had weak mental and was on depression pills.
Anonymous No.213871001
>>213870862
>unaliving
Actually kill yourself violently
Anonymous No.213871035
>>213870862
>unaliving
I hope your mother finds your hanging body and dies of a heart attack on the spot.
Anonymous No.213871056
stop taking the bait
Anonymous No.213871111 >>213877527
>>213864877
pffr
I fucking wish I could be murdered by aubrey plaza
Anonymous No.213871270 >>213876816
>>213866942
>I don't know how you can have all of those things and still want to kys
brain make sad
Anonymous No.213871343
>>213867460
I mean its so cal
theres hundreds of thousands of hotter latinas than aubrey wondering around LA
Anonymous No.213871500
>>213869462
thats mostly old men
Anonymous No.213871774
>>213866942
Depression is agnostic of material wealth/status. Some of the most miserable people I have met have been wealthy, high-earning, nominally 'successful' white color workers.
Anonymous No.213871949 >>213872220
>wife left me
>call the dog walker
>blast some music
>grab my rope
OOH YEA ITS HANGIN TIME!!!!
Anonymous No.213872005
>>213866715
I think you can get so sick that you forget what feeling healthy was even like and it makes you want to die just to stop being sick. But if you're physically sound it doesn't make sense.
Anonymous No.213872220 >>213873023 >>213875993
>>213871949
She probably gave those dogs away after his death too. Aubrey is evil.
Anonymous No.213872533 >>213872690
>>213867460
>It was probably her friend's idea to call the cops on him, influenced by the picture Aubrey painted of him while bad mouthing him.
Honestly, I got the impression the friend probably knew Plaza was being a cunt and called the cops to do a wellness check because she knew Aubrey's side of the story reeked of bullshit.
Anonymous No.213872690
>>213872533
That's the problem though and if you backtrack through the thread a bit, you'll see /tv/ already crossed that bridge:
>Aubrey's friends are all as psycho as her
Anonymous No.213873023 >>213873853
>>213872220
Aubrey Plaza abandoned her pets! Meanwhile her loving husband's second to last act was to ensure the safety of those sweet animals.
>Appearing on The Ellen Show in 2018, Plaza gave us the deets on her dogs, and they both have a pretty fascinating background. "They're both beautiful and perfect in my heart," the actress assured the talk-show host. "Stevie's famous," she added. "She was actually on The Mentalist for years." (publishedFebruary 16, 2022)
Anonymous No.213873853
>>213873023
>Aubrey Plaza abandoned her pets!
I didn't post that as fact. But if she drove this dude to suicide, why would she care about the pets that she also abandoned?

I watch a lot of True Crime and giving away the pets is a #DeadGiveaway
Anonymous No.213875188
He got mega-cucked and killed himself out of shame
Anonymous No.213875840
>>213864744 (OP)
He looks like a discount Bradley Cooper
Anonymous No.213875993
>>213870501
Tbh I don't think she killed him. It's pretty clear he offed himself. My question is why their marriage went to shit.
>>213870746
lmao
>>213872220
This is something people should follow up on if that's true. She went to the Amy Poehler interview with a dog and talked a little bit about dogs so there's definitely some info there we could work with. TMZ also keeps taking pics of her walking her dog (which is admittedly fucking weird of them). If it does turn out that she gave the dogs away after the fact then that's really fucking weird. I get that grief makes it hard for people to do even simple things that remind them of their ex but giving dogs away would be terrible.
Anonymous No.213876024
Apparently (according to some websites I read but I didn't check this myself) she deleted her Instagram post celebrating their marriage together. Baena definitely heard about that and it probably fucked him up.
Anonymous No.213876816
>>213866942
>>213871270
This. My uncle has a great marriage, a great job, and an overall great life. He still has to get ketamine treatments and take antidepressants and vitamin D and shit so he doesn't randomly feel the urge to kill himself for no reason. Men are notorious for not talking to anyone about depression or going on medication and a lot of us would rather die than admit something is wrong and inconvenience others.

It could just be that he was having a perfectly normal day and some chemical imbalance drove him over the edge.
Anonymous No.213876955
>>213866942
You're missing one crucial thing: a good belief system. These people are overly hedonic and that makes you miserable. They don't have any faith or nature to ground themselves in.
Anonymous No.213877469
>>213866942
I have nothing, and even i can tell how people with everything kill themselves.

For instance, say you have a voice in your head that says shit like "I kill kids, I rape children". It's not your conscious, as you've never done those things, you're not guilty of them. But for some reason it keeps saying that over and over again. It goes away for awhile, sometimes a few weeks. But it always says it again.

At first it's just a stupid thought like every other dumb saying or joke you make in your head, but it gets weird when it keeps popping back into your head almost every day, for years later. It makes literally no sense that you still hear this being said in your head.

Stuff like that doesnt seem like a big deal, but the point is when people can't "turn off" things in their head, it can lead to distress, which could eventually lead to turning off everything else because it's so tiring to hear or see or do something repetitive for decades and not be able to get away from it.
Anonymous No.213877504
>>213867460
this shit is why her being interviewed after the fact on podcasts and shit about how sad she is makes me sick. big Hilary Clinton "Women are the biggest victims of war" vibes.
Anonymous No.213877527
>>213871111
You have about as much chance of getting killed by Aubrey Plaza as you do getting three repeating integers on a Tibetan cross-stitching forum
Anonymous No.213878723
KEK
Anonymous No.213878747
>>213866479
Oh sorry, does that sometimes.
Anonymous No.213878927
Is just think >le depresso and kys is very cringe and womanly, /tv/... that's all