Thread 213869816

Favorite movies that are secretly right wing?

How about a movie where education is replaced with social media hot takes and the audience (me) decides to kill themselves with achohol?

>>213869816 (OP)
There is no such things as right wing movies

>>213869816 (OP)
The Incredibles

>>213869917
All (good) movies are right wing.

>>213869917
I'm a communist here are my favorite right wing movies:
Escape from New York
Dragged Across Concrete
Hunt for Red October

Also one of the greatest films ever made, Taxi Driver, is arguably a fascist film, depending on your reading of it

>>213870004
All of those are leftist drivel.

t. Fascist

>>213869917
Birth of a Nation was a communist movie, actually

>>213870228
you should write down some recommendations instead of slandering kino you haven't seen

>>213870004
apocalypse now is better and basically justifies genocide and total war

>>213870409
redux and the directors cut are legibly left wing
the whole plantation sequence cut from the theatrical version is very anti colonial

>>213870384
>Machuca (2004)
>Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
>Goodbye Lenin (2003)
>In The Loop (2009)
>Watership Down (1978)

right wing left wing it's so completely meaningless. It's like ants fighting over how the world should be run while people with real power step on them without even noticing.

>>213870590
Trump won and you lost, nanana boo boo

>>213869917
Con Air

>>213870525
thanks i will check those out, but I meant you should write down the other anon's recs which you clearly hadn't seen

>>213869816 (OP)
>Soviet stooges
Does this retard mean that because some lefties were into communism that meant that they supported the USSR?

Also fucking ironic that the biggest bro was the Russian guy and the coward traitor happened to be an ally.

>>213870590
You're right. Just like how this anon >>213870621 trolls and people actually are like this.
>Round 1
>UMM TRUMP DINDT CHEAT THE RUSSIAN DIDNT RIG IT SO WHAT IF HES FRIENDS WITH PUTIN AND EPSTEIN
>Round 2
>STOLEN EKECTION FRAUD FRAUD THIS IS GLOBOHOMO AT WORK
Round 3
>DEMOCRACY WORKS AND ISNT RIGGED WE WON WE WON WE DONT NEED THE EPSTEIN FILES RELEASED BECUAEE WE WON

>>213870590
Thats deep bro

>>213869816 (OP)
chuds are dumber than ever now. I wonder what caused this

>>213870651
basically the entire intelligentsia in the west was supportive of the soviet union until kruschev's secret speech denouncing stalin's crimes leaked out in the 50s

>>213870737
every year the proportion of internet commenters who have read a book in the past 10 years falls

>>213869816 (OP)
>Jurassic Park
>Triumph of biology

Uhhhh… what? It’s about human hubris. The park gets wrecked because one dude intentionally sabotages the security system in order to steal the embryos so that he can sell them and is arrogant enough to think he can get away with it only to die because of his hubris and the dinosaurs breed because the scientists were arrogant and fucked around with science and couldn’t foresee that adding certain DNA could allow dinosaurs to breed asexually

>>213870684
If pictures are the only evidence you have they are friends here is some proof Adolf Hitler and Neville Chamberlain were friends.
Britain just pretended to go to war with Germany in 1939 would friends go to war?

>>213870748
Then they started supporting Mao.

>>213870525
>Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
How is this right wing? Another Brando movie from that era On the Waterfront is right wing-ish, but A Streetcar Named Desire?

>>213870795
> “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,” Trump booms from a speakerphone. “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”
retard
https://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people/n_7912/#print

>>213869816 (OP)
>Oppenheimer: movie where entirety of American leftism was export of biggest leftist shithole in the world

I don't understand the revelation here. Every single US leftist talking points are Soviet talking points. It's not even subtle. Do these retards really think there is a degree of separation between them or that USSR was chudperialist kingdom?

>>213870590
the democrat-republican distinction is very thin, but the left-right distinction has been very significant and consequential for the last 250ish years

>>213869917
According to leftists all movies were right wing until 2015 where they started imposing DEI quotas on everyone.

>>213870795
>would friends go to war?
Nazis went to war with their allies Soviets against white Europe.

>>213870948
Nuh-huh, sure they do. You read that on Twitter, did you?

>>213870631
To be honest, I've seen Escape from New York ages ago. Taxi Driver and Dragged Across Concrete recently-ish but they were trash. Only one I'm missing is Hunt for Red October, but I've heard about from by reputation, but I hate popular stuff.

>>213870833
Slapping your wife by the Napoleonic Code and "raping" her sister is right wing by the true Ancient Régime.

>>213871034
if you don't like Mctiernan, Carpenter, and Scorsese you have extremely eclectic taste for this board

>>213871008
No, I read Writers Guild of America website.

>>213871074
>you have extremely eclectic taste for this board
I'm from /lit/, that is a compliment.

>>213871109
stick to reading

>>213870948
Lol, this.

>>213871132
I wish you would engage with literature a little bit.

>>213871147
i'm reading master and margarita and the oddessy

>>213870590
Meanwhile, in real-life, taxes, crime, illegal immigration, anti-white discrimination, Etc. is all lower under Republicans and higher under Democrats.

I think I'll keep voting the way I am, thank you very much.

>>213871175
>the oddessy
Here's a better classical author for you.

>>213870737
>>213870775
>Ur le dumb! ...N-No I won't actuallu explain how!

>>213871196
you're far pretentious for this board, don't come back
and kys for disparaging john carpenter

>>213871317
>kys for disparaging john carpenter
The Thing was boring and dated.

>>213870590
True but “le people in real power” are also just ants

>>213871212
It’s pretty self explanatory anonymously. If you don’t read this guys tweet and think “wow he’s dumb” I’ve got bad news

>>213871469
to be fair, frank herbert was a conservative, but the rest of the tweet is stupid

Rightoids went from being angry all the time at obvious rage bait to making their own obvious rage bait, this feels like part of the wheels turning and the pendulum beginning to shift. This shit will just annoy people over time.

>>213869816 (OP)
Forrest Gump
The traditional simple man lives the american dream and is rewarded with riches and fame.

The free spirited woman is abused by everyone, gets aids, and baby anchors the simple man before dying.

>>213870228
BASED, all art is made by LEGIST JEWISH FEMALES CHRISTIAN FUCKING MUSLIM SHITS and they should KNOW THEIR PLACE.

>>213869816 (OP)
Ghostbusters I guess . Pretty much every hollywood film is right wing even if liberals make it since you really can't make much of a narrative from a left wing perspective and still have it follow traditional storytelling rules and have it be popular.
Mostly they just add it a little extra "liberal stuff" on top to feel better
>EX: what if the main characters friend was...le gay!!!

>>213871184
Kek, no, no it's not. In real life you just believe all the fear mongering fox news feeds you to keep you upset at le democrats. When in reality, the last four terms of republican presidents have been extremely illegal crooks engaging in forever wars, enriching their friends and cronies with trillions of dollars, ruining america while claiming to make it so le amazing because they know their base is imbeciles, and destroying the american economy multiple times. Requiringa democrat to come in and spend years carefully and slowly rebuilding like a responsible adult, all for another retard criminal republican to come in, claim credit, make up retarded blatant lies to blame on the democrat, and do it all over. You losers are so gullible.

>>213869917
Right Wing just means realistic, or true to life or the mytho-poetic form of life. So the better a movie is, the more right wing it is by definition.

>>213869816 (OP)
What a fucking moron.

>>213871105
Fucking owned lmao.

>>213871527
This is what Leftoids did in the 1970s lol, so assuming a similar time frame you will die of age before the pendulum actually starts swinging the other way.

>>213875104
That's a lot of tantrum you just typed out.

Calm down, bubba.

>>213869816 (OP)
Oppenheimer and Jurassic Park would be left wing then

>>213875104
Massive impotent seething. Maybe if you were smart you wouldn't have had all of those anti-white pro-crime riots, you wouldn't have pushed transgender child-mutilation.

I mean this is really the point, right? You didn't HAVE to do any of these massively unpopular things, you didn't HAVE to be anti-white and pro-crime. You didn't HAVE to put obese niggresses and trannies ine verything. But you did. And you got cucked for it. And you're just going to seethe impotently that YOU lost the American people by acting like insane cultists.

Make up whatever cope you want, we're deporting all of your foreign janissaries, we've already gutted all of your NGOs and their funding apparatus, we'll be undoing everything you worked for and imprisoning your heroes (torture and rape included!) and we're not only going to get away with it, it will guarantee us political dominance over you for generations.

You are a SLAVE. We will rule you FOREVER. And it is YOUR FAULT.

>>213875195
Jurassic park is about nature reasserting itself in the face of naive, childish attempts to control it. Inherently RW. If you'd ever read Crichton you'd know that he's a hardcore climate-change denialist and conspiricy type too.

But of course, Left Wing people don't actually read anything besides Harry Potter, they just pretend to.

>>213875253
>Jurassic park is about nature reasserting itself in the face of naive, childish attempts to control it. Inherently RW.
This is a very common theme in fiction over centuries and there's nothing very right wing about it other than your brain needing to immediately obsess over trannies at all times.

>>213869816 (OP)
>the movie about trans dinosaurs is right wing
lol

>>213869899
Idiocracy

>>213875365
The very fact that it is "over centuries" means that it's Right Wing, dweeb.

>>213875441
>Centuries of human philosophy and thought are all right wing and the only thing that's left wing is trannies and the dancing calarts cartoons in that gurbhub ad
You're not a very smart person

>>213869816 (OP)
Wait, is this saying JP is anti-trans?!?

>>213870525
Both Machuca and Goodbye Lenin have the end of commie states as their settings but its not their real focus. Not right wing.

>>213870782
I THINK he's trying to say that humans want to decide the biology of the dinos, but the movie says no, you can't change biology.

>>213875606
>the movie about the dinosaurs that change their gender is anti-trans

>>213875365
Are you trying to say the post in OP is NOT making it about trannies? Because otherwise, how is it an example of being right wing???

>>213875654
jesus christ anon

>>213869816 (OP)
Raimi's Spider-Man

>>213875685
Explain it. I'm trying to understand the mental (really mental) thought processes of the quoted poster.

>>213869816 (OP)
>the triumph of human genetics
Ah yes that’s why the inbred sand niggers in space massacred literally trillions, and the god emperor emasculated mankind into making their armies all women

Unglorious Bastards shows how jews are evil

>be triumph of eugenics
>start a galaxy wide religious war that kills 61 billion people
lmao

>>213870525
>Machuca (2004)
Anon, the movie is entirely sympathetic to Allende and the poorest class and portrays the coup as a giant tragedy for the entire country. And shows that the shortages were manufactured and not an actual result of his policy.
This is literally leftist drivel. As a twitter femoid would say "uuuuh media literacy problem?"

>>213869816 (OP)
Fun fact: until ww2 eugenics was left wing.

>>213869816 (OP)
The first two points directly contradict each other

>>213879000
>Trust Marty

>>213879041
rightoids aren't the sharpest tools in the shed

>>213869816 (OP)
Harry potters fucking weird, the creator is pretty far left and loud about it but then there's a big theme about the importance of being able to defend yourself and having the tools to do so

>>213879060
Time is flat circle man.

>>213870590
And me? I'm like a wasp, watching all these ants scurry along below me. "Run along little ants, fight your petty wars over who has the biggest nest". But not me. I fly over it all. Buzzing. Swooping. Hovering, here and there, but never for too long.

The Dark Knight. No more dead cops scene.

>>213879231
>No more dead cops