Thread 213874990

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Anonymous 8/21/2025, 1:43:20 PM No.213874990 >>213875017 >>213875038 >>213875085 >>213875649 >>213878040 >>213879425

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>I wanted to fuck a woman..
I compromised. I jerked off into a tissue

Wow... Being in the can must suck. Good thing I'm free and never have to compromise like that

Anonymous 8/21/2025, 1:45:48 PM No.213875017 >>213875028

>>213874990 (OP)
How many times did he jack off in 20 years

Anonymous 8/21/2025, 1:46:47 PM No.213875028

>>213875017
7305 days in 20 years. Let's say every few days. At least 2500 times probably

Anonymous 8/21/2025, 1:47:32 PM No.213875038

>>213874990 (OP)
Why did he never mentioned that he fucked other dudes?

Anonymous 8/21/2025, 1:50:53 PM No.213875085

>>213874990 (OP)
>32 YEARS AS AN AUTIST... I wanted to fuck a woman, I compromised. I jerked off to chaturbate.
>I wanted to eat A5 wagyu, I compromised. I made a quesadilla on the electric stove
>I wanted a gf, I compromised. I fell asleep to ASMR.
>I wanted to get rich, I compromised. I lost all my money to a shit coin

Anonymous 8/21/2025, 2:31:38 PM No.213875649

>>213874990 (OP)
>tissue
yeah, sure. we all know what Phil really settled for after being in the can for 20 fuckin years

Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:58:29 PM No.213877226

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>You want compromise? How's this? Twenty years in Barad-dûr, I wanted raw fish from the Misty Mountains. I compromised. I ate ork shit off the dungeon floor instead.

Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:00:37 PM No.213877249

I had all my sex between the ages of 27 and 32. Im 36 now and dont see it happening again and im alright with that.

Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:47:16 PM No.213878040

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>>213874990 (OP)
Instead, I'm still an incel at 39, and considering using fag/troon bottoms to get me off. Like Uncle Philly and Richie Aprile had after lights out.

Anonymous 8/21/2025, 5:57:22 PM No.213879425

>>213874990 (OP)
>I wanted to fuck a woman... I compromised. I fucked a little prison bitch
This really confused me, especially after Vito