Thread 213875458

Welcome to Jurassic Park, may I take your order?

goat leg

I know Jurassic park was supposed to be a critique of playing god and commercializing something like dinosaurs, but when I watched this kid, I came away from the movie thinking it was a great idea and that poor old man just needed to try again with a few more precautions.

>>213875458 (OP)
Order? Chaos theory throws it right out the window. It says that you can never predict certain phenomena at all. You can never predict the weather more than a few days away. All the money that has been spent on long-range forecasting—about half a billion dollars in the last few decades—is money wasted. It’s a fool’s errand. It’s as pointless as trying to turn lead into gold. We look back at the alchemists and laugh at what they were trying to do, but future generations will laugh at us the same way. We’ve tried the impossible—and spent a lot of money doing it. Because in fact there are great categories of phenomena that are inherently unpredictable.

>>213875521
>I know Jurassic park was supposed to be a critique of commercializing something like dinosaurs

i guess somewhere around the 15th sequel that message got lost..

>>213875521
I am a genetic engineer by trade and I still it would be awesome to bring back dinosaurs. Malcolm was a faggot, especially the remark about "hurf durf you didn't discover everything from bottom up so you can't appreciate your current discovery"

>>213875458 (OP)
yes i'll have a genetically modified 40 foot tall Bryce Dallas Howard

>>213875521
>playing god
I think it was a bit more niche, specifically "Thinking man can control nature" refuted by "Nature finds a way." It's refuted twice, first with the natural storm, then with the dinos breeding despite being 100% female. That core theme is abandoned in every following movie except JW1, which is just a modernized retread. It's "Nature finds a way" is the hybrid having the ability to thermal camouflage which fooled their cameras.

>>213875458 (OP)
I'll have the chili with a side of sea bass

>>213876627
Anon I understood the film. My post was just a light-hearted observation in jest about how cool the park looked as kid in spite of that message, making me sympathetic to Allen.

It's like some kids coming away from star wars thinking the empire is awesome despite the films doing everything they can to convince the audience its irredeemable.

BBQ Brontosaurus ribs, thanks

Ill have what fred flintstones having

>>213875539
Why did you copy and paste chat gpt

>>213876484
10 feet tall, take it or leave it

I think they originally went for the "walk with dinosaurs" idea but eventually let chatgpt direct it.
It isn't a movie it's a bucket list.

>>213875458 (OP)
I'll have the cunny

>>213875539
Did you know scientist can now turn lead into gold?

>>213877272
>paying 17-20 bucks for fast food

>>213875521
Honestly i just started the book and i think this is inherently to the magic of cinema. And it is something that i always thought Spielberg knew, because basically Jurassic Park is a John Ford inspired blockbuster.


In the movie you always want to see the dinossaurs, the composition and the music really bang you everytime to in awe of this, you wish to succeeded because you realized what it is possible when just looking at it. You never stop to think too much about the consequences. And maybe the visual spectacle is way more important than the systems and the engineering

>>213875521
You can correct Hammond’s mistakes in the JW:Evolution games. They aren’t amazing but JWE2 has been a fun little diversion and you can recreate JP 1993.

>>213875600
Yeah I always thought that argument was weak.
>you didn’t build the first bicycle so you have no business building a car!!
Second only to “I DIDN’T RESPECT THAT POWER AND ITS OUT NOW!” in terms of dialogue I’m sure they would erase from history if they could.

>>213877272
Are you telling me a brontosaurus bbq’d these ribs??

>>213877162
>sympathetic to Alan
I meant John. I always get the character's names mixed up.

>>213877928
unacceptable. My maw fetish must be satisfied or i will be speaking with your investors

>>213877606
It's baffling to me how many key species aren't represented in the franchise, like Icthyosaurus, Protoceratops or something like Ornitholestes. They STILL don't have Plateosaurus or barely any Triassic reps.
If I were in charge every one of them would be a staple.

>>213877272
Where is this?

>>213880744
Jurassic Cafe at Universal Studios.

>>213875521
Jurassic Park is a great idea. Fuck the haters!

>>213878066
I played a little of 2 on console when it was on Game Pass. It was pretty good, maybe I'll get the pc version so I can play it with a mouse and keyboard like a real boy. Also dirt cheap on sales now.

>>213880826
Huh, okay. The funny thing is, the glossy commercialism of Jurassic Park (i.e., the park in the movie) transfers seamlessly. Even the overworked names have the right flavor.

It's just a Jurassic Park restaurant? It's not attached to a Jurassic Park exhibit of some kind?

>>213875521
I haven't read the book in 20 years (probably will soon) but I distinctly remember there being a bit that implies the park management has become aware of the off-site breeding and there's a bit that tracks the growing population of raptors that I remember being scary as shit while reading it

>>213875458 (OP)
chilean sea bass
spare the expeneses

One dinosaur please.

I'll have a dinosaur stuffed with another dinosaur please
oh and a diet coke

>>213878164
I think you missed the point Malcolm's getting at. His point isn't that they weren't incredibly smart people working for Hammond, it's that Hammond financed a breakthrough with no knowledge of his own and he just says ooooh let's use it to bring dinosaurs back I'm the boss.
>like a kid who found his dad's gun
Is the line you should have payed more attention to. He's not saying you can't build a car without inventing the wheel. He's saying you shouldn't mass produce gasoline engines based on model number 1 on a massive scale the size of buildings that can potentially explode the entire island because you (Hammond personally) doesn't understand what they've accomplished. Like when Wonka builds the teleporter, he's a child and has no idea what he's done and just uses it for candy.
Ellies line makes perfect sense in this context as well.

>>213881294
The book makes it clear that management could NOT have none about the off site breeding due to the way they counted dinosaurs. Rather than going out and doing a headcount in person, they had computers watch the dinosaurs and then compare the number of dinosaurs seen to the expected number of dinosaurs. If the park list had 2 T-Rexes, and T-Rexes were seen during the computer's headcount, the computer reported back that nothing was wrong - as Ingen only imagined that a lower number than expected would be a problem (as in, deaths not births). But because the computer never counted dinosaurs over the expected headcount, the dinosaurs were free to breed undetected.

>>213875458 (OP)
>This can't be my dinosaur I just ordered it.
>And now it's here
>uhh, where's the uh, genitals and...?
>They don't breed, they are females right out of the egg.
>uhh where does it shit?
>on the grass, in a big pile, anywhere

>Jurassic Park will never be real
>Jurassic Park LLC. will never expand it's prospects into the pet industry
>You will never live in a world where JP LLC. bioengineers pygmy Stegosaurus' as pets

>>213875458 (OP)
I made a model of the T-rex fence scene when I was in high school 15 years ago.

>>213878035
That's about the going rate for a combo meal mowadays

>>213875458 (OP)
Some Dino Nuggets please

>>213880928
Yeah I picked it up on a steam sale for about $3. I wouldn’t have paid much more than that, there are some incredibly tedious aspects but overall it’s fun.

>>213885188
Someday I will remake it better and cooler

>>213885120
I would do everything I could to work there if it were real.

>>213885550
Fuck yes. There's be about 1000000 applicants per position though. You've have to be truly elite or know someone there.

>>213885159
This is awesome.

>>213885361
>>213885159
>>213885188
very cool. Ever think about building other parts of the park?

>>213875458 (OP)
uhh I'll have one fried dino egg

>>213875600
>>213878164
>>213884281
>You stood on the shoulders of geniuses and you slapped a label on a lunch box and said sell it, sell it!
Also a line I feel you misinterpreted. Malcom was talking about the scientists at jp that were the geniuses and Hammond is just a money man, he personally didn't acquire any of the knowledge, discipline or respect for what they had done, again like a kid who found his dad's gun. It wasn't a broad statement about all scientific research. This is clearer in the books because Hammond is a money grubbing stereotype.

>>213884347
>But because the computer never counted dinosaurs over the expected headcount, the dinosaurs were free to breed undetected.
Hammond was a literal fucking retard lmao

>>213885361
Just believe in yourself brah you can do it.
Also some dude has been remaking some of the scenes with a ps5 controller...and a Jurassic Park game
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n3C-5rHmmWQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=knj3mczbFH4

Just watched this for the first time

Extremely exhausting film, more of a horror movie

>>213877606
Didn't the pterodactyl that ripped the babysitter in half get eaten by one of these

Meanwhile this guy is becoming the real John Hammond, not only will he bring back the woolly mammoth, but the whole cast of ice age animals so get ready for Pleistocene Park

>>213887431
no that was a mosasaur, which are basically giant aquatic monitor lizards, ichthyosaurs, like in the picture, died out by the Early Cretaceous, when mosasaur ancestors were just taking to the water. Ichthyosaurs, conversely were more dolphin-like in how they were built, with thin, and sometimes, toothless snouts. The larger species like the one pictured were still macropredators like their mosasaur successors.

>>213888298
NUUUUUURRRRRRRD

>>213875458 (OP)
>Yeah, let me get uhhhh a philly and uh some garlic frys and uuuuuhhhhh do you guys have Sprite?

>>213887322
As if it’s based on a horror story, or sumthin’