> TONIGHT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

>the crust is soggy and rare
>*violin music play*
>uhh, the cheese is slipping off like snail baskin roberts
>this looks like dogs dinner
>the meat, piled on a pile!

How do you respond without responding?

i was replaying dragon age origins recently and during the fade section it constantly plays the kitchen nightmares sound effect and it made me laugh

>>213875930
dont just stare it it, EAT IT

>>213875978
kek you're right

>>213875892 (OP)

Chef's face when you have a local bakery deliver your buns and bread instead of waking up at 4AM and do it all by hand.

>>213876053
>waking up at 4AM and do it all by hand.
that's the way it should be

>get a burger
>instead of eating it whole like a normal person, he pokes through it with his knife and fork, picking out the different ingredients and eating them individually
>to the surprise of no one, he doesn't enjoy it
what the fuck is his problem?

>>213876174
He's only allowed to say the food is good if its a black restaurant

>YOUR BUSINESS WILL FLOAT DOWN THE HUDSON RIVER AND SO WILL YOU, KILL YOUR SELF IMMEDIATELY

>>213875978
same thing happened to me when i watched my gf play Marvel Rivals. Im 100% certain that the game uses the same sword sound effects that TES: Oblivion used. Im not looking it up because i want it to be true.

>>213876201
what do you mean??? He saw a mouse in a black restaurant and so disgusted he stopped the episode right there lmao

hotel hell is better than kitchen nightmares and I wish he would make more seasons of it

>>213876174
kek

>YOU’VE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED THIS RISOTTO!

Kitchen Nightmares of Assrape

>>213876327
In the UK original, the only restaurant he said had good food was one owned by a black woman.

Having seen those Hell's Kitchen promos of Gordon shouting at everyone, I never liked him. Until I caught the Fenwick Arms episode of KN (that autist guy and his fucking plates, kek). I fucking love this show and Gordon is excellent.
The British version is far superior, of course. It's a shame that it basically ended for the burgerland series to go on. That one is a bit faker, but has some good moments. Nice that he brought it back after a nine year break. I don't know where I can watch episodes for free though.
https://epguides.com/RamsaysKitchenNightmares/
https://epguides.com/KitchenNightmares/

>YOU FRENCH PIG!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeWTK2y4QkA

>TONIGHT ON PLEBEIAN BREAD AND CIRCUS