Love him or hate him, he's right. Clearing the palate with ginger in between pieces makes the experience more enjoyable. Those guys truly were heathens.

Ramen>Suhsi
Tampopo>Jiro Dreams of Sushi

>>213877495 (OP)
That's eel sauce meant to go with that dish I think the people who had to make the scene hated it and purposely fucked it up
Wags at this point is completely retarded

>>213877495 (OP)
>in this temple
god what a fag lmao

virgin sweaty-handled raw fish enjoying weeb vs. chad flavormaxxing businessman

i eat grocery store sushi and put the ginger on top of it

>>213877495 (OP)
Says the guy eating with his barehands

>>213877542
What about Jiro's nightmare of anal rape?

i load the wasabi on every single piece

>>213877495 (OP)
This is a guy who has never been in a physical altercation in his life, and it shows.

What is this gigacucked Japanese respect for authority shit with sushi where the chef knows what's best and it's already sauced perfectly and the customer's personal tastes are WRONG and must be changed to suit social pressure from the expert?

>>213877495 (OP)
>cries about properly eating sushi
>doesn't go fish side down
Do they not have google in Hollywood? This is like everybody from "Texas" in their productions sounding like they are some queer from Mississippi

>>213877495 (OP)
Sushi is so overrated, most Japanese food is but sushi in particular

>>213877495 (OP)
>OP is a big fan of "cleansing his palate" with ginger
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

>>213877495 (OP)
I can't really comment because I never eat at 5 star sushi restaurants. But at the strip mall place I go to the Vietnamese-American chefs don't care how I eat. They just stare without expression while I wolf down their cream cheese-stuffed rolls. It doesn't bother them that I slather the eel pieces in sy sauce, Sriracha, and sometimes little ketchup packets that I get from the glove box of my car.

To each his own, I say.

>>213878086
You're in the environment where that's okay, not a fancy restaurant. The pikers should have gone to your place if they wanted to act like that

>>213877495 (OP)
He may be technically correct but he lost face by engaging with those barbarians on their level. If you're gonna be a weeb you need to learn to be stoic

Sushi is gross

>>213878146
Who the fuck cares retard they're food slaves lmfao they make the food you eat the food and you shit on their head.

>>213877676
Thats the standard way to eat nigirizushi, gai-jin

>>213877495 (OP)
I tried watching this show and I can't tell if it's making fun of asstarded movies and shows about big shot bankers, or if they think it's a cool representation that people would want to imitate. This scene isn't even the most cringe that gets posted. The bald bitch is like a parody of bad lawyer/wall street/tech shows.

>>213878937
Absolutely the latter, this was directly inspired by a Bourdain piece btw

>>213877495 (OP)
>heres some raw fish slapped on rice
>that will be 299.99 + tip + 5 stars + a selfie, thanks

>>213879016
This fuck got his stars taken away for a few years because his "restaurant" became so exclusive it ceased to qualify as a restaurant per Michelins rules. For a while he was just inviting people he chose into a private kitchen essentially

>>213878957
I even listened to a podcast with the creator. Aside from being a homosexual, he seemed pretty funny, so it confuses me even more. If the entire show is meant to be a cringe comedy/satire, it's way too subtle about it.

>>213879052
This is the most pretentious thing I have read in awhile
>It was removed from the Michelin Guide in November 2019 as it does not receive reservations from the general public,[6][7] instead requiring reservations to be made through the concierge of a luxury hotel

>>213877495 (OP)
Sushi is for degenerates. There are few things more disgusting than raw fish.

>>213879052
Fucking based elitist.
Fuck your normalfag palette

>>213877495 (OP)
What a fucking punk. If I were those Wall Street pussies I would have slapped the shit out of Waggs for being such a confrontational autistic cunt. I may have gotten shot and killed later but it would be worth it to make him think twice before yapping at strangers in public. Biggest tragedy in the show is no one stomping a mud hole in him and walking it dry.

>>213877495 (OP)
I think if you're working 14 hour shifts in a restaurant, you have a right to call it your home and get angry at customers. A customer doesn't have that right to get angry on your behalf.

>>213877832
You don't understand. Cold, raw fish wrapped in cold rice and weird shit is so much better than some steak and taters.

In reality he's the one getting kicked out for sperging at a paying customer. The sushi chef doesn't give a fuck about being glazed by some balding gaijin

>>213877495 (OP)
i'd smuggle in a bottle of tabasco sauce to dump on it just to watch him seethe

>>213877771
That’s funny I thought all southern accents in Hollywood sounded like faux Texas
>t. Mississippian

>>213879556
The seethe would only last until he's separated your head from your neck with his Masamune blade for such a dishonor.

>>213877654
Sam’s Club actually has pretty decent sushi, but I got deathly ill after eating a whole tray of it once, so I haven’t really touched it since.

>>213877629
>>213877707
>>213877767
>>213879217
>>213879556
Heathens spotted.

>>213877495 (OP)
To be fair the ancient Japanese would've used Frank's on sushi if they were smart enough to invent it, I am merely fulfilling that wish.

sushifags are on par with vegans

sushi is cat food for yellow niggers
i eat steak because im white and human

>>213877495 (OP)
why did he have a problem with the dudes speaking loudly on their phones but not the couple right behind him talking to each other

seven samurai

>>213879857
Sushi is just a light snack, I could never consider it a “meal” my superior American stomach doesn’t even register it as food. I would need 6 or 7 ROLLS to actually feel something…pathetic

>>213877680
It's secretly not his nightmare.

>Cleanse the what now? The palate? No ginger on fish? Heh, I'll do what I want. I'm an AMERICAN!
>h-hey guy he's an a-artist, a-a-a-and
>SOUNDS LIKE WOKE NONSENSE TO ME! Heh, I'm only messin' with ya. I love Japan. KONNICHIWA, DUDE!
>y-y-y-ou're such a fucking c-c-c-c-CHUD!!
>*PUNCH*
>the weeb goes down like a sack of bricks. The chef has a sigh of relief for being rid of the weeaboo, for now. A nearby Asian girl gets sopping wet over the sight of Chad dominating
>Ooooh, Mr. Miyagi over here, I thought ya knew karate, how come ya didn't block that? Heheh...
>*the Chad picks up the weeb's wallet*
>Hey whatta we got here? Twenty bucks? Mr. Miyagi? More like Mr. Rockefeller! Hahaha! Hey, keep the change. Heh, domo arigato, DICKWAD-SAN. SAYONARA, DUDE!
https://vocaroo.com/165HthZHAjxi

>>213880082
Holy based Miyagibros BTFO

Eating food is for faggots

>>213880082
you don't sound old enough to be on this website

>>213879933
based seven samurai poster

Maybe japanese are tryhards
There's a bell curve of flavour for any ingredient.
But the japanese are like
>What if we add 20 steps of processing an ingredient WITHOUT cooking it...
>What if we add 200 steps of processing an ingredient that involves cooking it incidentally like blowing smoke to it or screaming at it really hard...
The flavour falls on this side of the curve or on the other side, but it's never on the "it taste good" part of the curve
You are just bamboozled by the overprocessing
You are a sheep

>>213880273
Uncosan you just committed the cringejitsu!

>>213880560
Forgive me anonru this post was for Uncosan. >>213880171

Many blessings and forgivenessru

>>213877495 (OP)
Ginger cleans your palate the way sand paper cleans your ass.
He was obnoxious cocksucker who caused a fucking scene in restaurant and every single establishment of worth would ban him for life and apologise to other guests.

>>213877495 (OP)
What does he mean clean the plate with ginger?? What’s the proper etiquette here? Am I supposed to take a piece of ginger DELICATELY with my chinksticks after EVERY bite and stick up my ass and squat over the table and RUB the ginger on my plate with my cheeks? What’s the deal here??

>>213879660
Anybody has that Bourdain interview where he said this unironically?

>>213879935
>Sushi is just a light snack
What if I eat 85 of them in one sitting?

>>213880722
Palate you fucking idiot.

>>213880791
I feel like picrel should be a serving for 1 but the entire table always want you to share

>>213880791
It’s the only way to eat them. I make sure to tell the chef to not cut the rolls so it’s one long sushi. I then tell them to deep fry it and they get a puzzled expression and start talking about “Ten Poor Uh” like I speak bingbong. I then hold it in my hands and dip it in onions sauce while pouring yumyum sauce and sweet and sour on every bite. Also I order Sake and when they bring it out I go, “Actually SIKE-Y” and demand a Busch lite. It’s probably the funniest bit I do when out to eat with my family even though they don’t take me out anymore.

>>213880875
How the fuck do I ginger my “palate”(fag word btw) with ginger stuck up my ass? You can’t lick ypur own asshole, bozo

>>213877495 (OP)
Tacos>>>>>nip food

>>213877542
>Tampopo
I just watched the entire movie because grok told me it had the scene were the Japanese people were hitting the table saying "fucking weather!", but it wasn't there.
You know what I'm talking about? Anytime I bring up the "luck of kokura" it gives me Tampopo again.

>>213880137
I'm a level 7 Breatharian. I live on sunlight and a glass of water every 3 days.

I never eat the ginger and I heavily dip my sushi in onions sauce with wasabi mixed in.

Is sushi the funniest food on the planet? Why does it turn grown men into pretentious apes? Why does it trigger people who don’t know how to eat fish properly?

>Gf takes me out to the most expensive place in town for my birthday last week
>It's a sushi restaurant
>I did not ask to go, she was clearly doing it for herself
>Makes me dress up in nice clothes like a faggot
>Get there
>Place is literally full of raw fish and it stinks of low tide
>Ask if they have teriyaki
>Waitress and gf both get mad at me
>Eat sushi because I want to make gf happy
>It's really fucking slimy and gross and tastes just like uncooked fish and white rice
>Don't know what else I expected
>She won't stop taking pictures of the "food" and me to flex to her bitch friends on instagram
>Bill is $120 plus tip and I'm still fucking hungry
>Get home
>Wait until she falls asleep
>Sneak out and get a $12 gyro and a beer from the Mediterranean place down the street
>Sitting at the counter wearing sweat pants and a sweatshirt at 10pm
>It tastes amazing
>I still had leftovers and I had to hide them in the back of the fridge so my gf wouldn't see

>>213881200
The zoom in on his disgusted face will always be the funniest part about this scene.

>>213881098
It's an easy way for normies to show off without having any skill whatsoever related to the subject.

>>213877495 (OP)
All bullshit by the way. Ginger doesn't clean the palate, rather it is used to combat the risk of parasites and other infections. It is best eaten all at once at the end as a kind of dessert, especially dipped in onions sauce (because it is sweet and would ruin your appetite otherwise), but ia also fine to eat before. Eating ginger along with the fish is common even in japan and a perfectly fine way to enjoy ordinary fish cuts.
The amout of flavoring at high end sushi restaurants depends on the venue. Wasabi is typical. Onions sauce is rare. When the sushi is pre-sauced, extra onions sauce is not provided.
While it is indeed weird to sauce-bath the sushi, everyone in the culinary arts knows that taste is subjective even at similar refinement level, thus the flavoring provided by the chef is ultimately only a suggeation. In high end western restaurants, extra spicing is either offered or available for the same reason.
While this kind of sushi he's eating is indeed traditionally eaten by hand, the use of nori to wrap sushi was invented specifically because the sticky fingers it results in fucking sucks. As such, it is common to eat all sushis anyway people like even at high end restaurant. The counterargument is that the chef has to shape the sushi such that it remains firm in the hand, but breaks down in the mouth, and it will be too firm if you eat with chopsticks. That is, however, a bullshit argument and merely a myth.
Just like wih the ginger (which, despite the truth of it, is often served under the pretrxt of palate cleansing). Know what cleanses a palate excellently? Hot sake.

>>213877495 (OP)
The Japanese eat sushi with chopsticks, so the elitist poser doesn't even know what he's talking about.

This is why I always carry a little baggie of ketchup whenever I go to a foreign restaurant.

My favourite part about this clip is that the guy doesn't even convince them they're wrong. The two guys get scared off because the spastic autist holds a high position and could make their lives difficult. It's the ultimate redditor fantasy.

If there's one thing business owners love, it's when you cause a scene.

>>213881366
>Ginger doesn't clean the palate, rather it is used to combat the risk of parasites and other infections.
I drink the jose cuervo for that

>>213881411
Eat shit

>>213881559
DID YOU COVER THAT SHIT IN WASABI?!

>>213881649
Forget sushi, he got hooked.

>>213881709
>>213881559
what is wrong with homosexuals, man

>>213880875
>Palate you fucking idiot.
Pontius?

>>213881816
It's her fault if you really think about it. Taking him to a baby shower like that

>>213881709
>kink shaming
This is why men cheat

>>213881845
Lmao

I get so fucking angry whenever a dumb cunt says sushi is Chinese.

“Idk I’ve never eaten Chinese food before haha”

I will literally punch a woman in the face if she does that, I swear.

>>213877495 (OP)
Am I not supposed to dip my roll into onions sauce?

>>213881559
>>213881709
>>213881882
What the fuck is this movie/show!?

>>213877767
Americlaps do this with steak.

>>213882085
Pennies

>>213877495 (OP)
>rice side down

>>213877495 (OP)
Fucking Weather!

>those fries don't need all that ketchup, they're perfectly salted

>>213882247
Depending on the thickness of the fry? Yes

>>213881411
Wouldn't redditors want to prove them wrong via superior debate skills? "Bow to the strongman billionaire authority figure because he owns you" sounds anti-reddit.

>>213877495 (OP)
Sushi is disgusting and eating isn't that enjoyable.

>>213877495 (OP)
dobson moment

>>213877495 (OP)
I do sometimes do this once wishing the server at KFC a rootin tootin day if I see some snotty chav throw away a chicken leg after the Connel himself perfected that recipe for years in the heart of Kentucy, New York.

>>213882247
I remember there was some article about a businessman man who took new applicants for lunch as a part of the interview process. Said he never hired anyone who salted their fries before checking them first

>>213881934
What adult hasn't eaten Chinese food at least once in their lifetime? Who are you having dinner with?

>>213879016
The restaurant in the webm is actually Jiros sons place btw.

>>213879629
No, they are far too drawly. Nobody in Texas really drawls except maybe in the far east portion of the state, but I can't think of a single Hollywood production set in that part of the world.
People who grew up in Texas either have an accent ranging from indistinguishable from a "standard" US accent to Woody Harrelson. More nasally, twangy, and higher pitched than a Southern accent. So maybe Hollywood doesn't do our accents right because I imagine we sound slightly annoying to everybody else.