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Anonymous No.213877495 >>213877623 >>213877629 >>213877676 >>213877707 >>213877771 >>213877832 >>213877986 >>213878086 >>213878169 >>213878937 >>213879016 >>213879165 >>213879217 >>213879248 >>213879556 >>213879841 >>213879924 >>213880672 >>213880722 >>213880986 >>213881366 >>213881371 >>213882051 >>213882196 >>213882245 >>213882403 >>213882471 >>213882791
Love him or hate him, he's right. Clearing the palate with ginger in between pieces makes the experience more enjoyable. Those guys truly were heathens.
Anonymous No.213877542 >>213877680 >>213880993
Ramen>Suhsi
Tampopo>Jiro Dreams of Sushi
Anonymous No.213877623
>>213877495 (OP)
That's eel sauce meant to go with that dish I think the people who had to make the scene hated it and purposely fucked it up
Wags at this point is completely retarded
Anonymous No.213877629 >>213879840
>>213877495 (OP)
>in this temple
god what a fag lmao

virgin sweaty-handled raw fish enjoying weeb vs. chad flavormaxxing businessman
Anonymous No.213877654 >>213879716
i eat grocery store sushi and put the ginger on top of it
Anonymous No.213877676 >>213878879
>>213877495 (OP)
Says the guy eating with his barehands
Anonymous No.213877680 >>213880020
>>213877542
What about Jiro's nightmare of anal rape?
Anonymous No.213877695
i load the wasabi on every single piece
Anonymous No.213877707 >>213879840
>>213877495 (OP)
This is a guy who has never been in a physical altercation in his life, and it shows.
Anonymous No.213877767 >>213879840 >>213882103
What is this gigacucked Japanese respect for authority shit with sushi where the chef knows what's best and it's already sauced perfectly and the customer's personal tastes are WRONG and must be changed to suit social pressure from the expert?
Anonymous No.213877771 >>213879629
>>213877495 (OP)
>cries about properly eating sushi
>doesn't go fish side down
Do they not have google in Hollywood? This is like everybody from "Texas" in their productions sounding like they are some queer from Mississippi
Anonymous No.213877832 >>213879262
>>213877495 (OP)
Sushi is so overrated, most Japanese food is but sushi in particular
Anonymous No.213877986
>>213877495 (OP)
>OP is a big fan of "cleansing his palate" with ginger
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging
Anonymous No.213878086 >>213878146
>>213877495 (OP)
I can't really comment because I never eat at 5 star sushi restaurants. But at the strip mall place I go to the Vietnamese-American chefs don't care how I eat. They just stare without expression while I wolf down their cream cheese-stuffed rolls. It doesn't bother them that I slather the eel pieces in sy sauce, Sriracha, and sometimes little ketchup packets that I get from the glove box of my car.

To each his own, I say.
Anonymous No.213878146 >>213878568
>>213878086
You're in the environment where that's okay, not a fancy restaurant. The pikers should have gone to your place if they wanted to act like that
Anonymous No.213878169
>>213877495 (OP)
He may be technically correct but he lost face by engaging with those barbarians on their level. If you're gonna be a weeb you need to learn to be stoic
Anonymous No.213878208
Sushi is gross
Anonymous No.213878568
>>213878146
Who the fuck cares retard they're food slaves lmfao they make the food you eat the food and you shit on their head.
Anonymous No.213878879
>>213877676
Thats the standard way to eat nigirizushi, gai-jin
Anonymous No.213878937 >>213878957
>>213877495 (OP)
I tried watching this show and I can't tell if it's making fun of asstarded movies and shows about big shot bankers, or if they think it's a cool representation that people would want to imitate. This scene isn't even the most cringe that gets posted. The bald bitch is like a parody of bad lawyer/wall street/tech shows.
Anonymous No.213878957 >>213879095
>>213878937
Absolutely the latter, this was directly inspired by a Bourdain piece btw
Anonymous No.213879016 >>213879052 >>213884512
>>213877495 (OP)
>heres some raw fish slapped on rice
>that will be 299.99 + tip + 5 stars + a selfie, thanks
Anonymous No.213879052 >>213879164 >>213879179
>>213879016
This fuck got his stars taken away for a few years because his "restaurant" became so exclusive it ceased to qualify as a restaurant per Michelins rules. For a while he was just inviting people he chose into a private kitchen essentially
Anonymous No.213879095
>>213878957
I even listened to a podcast with the creator. Aside from being a homosexual, he seemed pretty funny, so it confuses me even more. If the entire show is meant to be a cringe comedy/satire, it's way too subtle about it.
Anonymous No.213879164
>>213879052
This is the most pretentious thing I have read in awhile
>It was removed from the Michelin Guide in November 2019 as it does not receive reservations from the general public,[6][7] instead requiring reservations to be made through the concierge of a luxury hotel
Anonymous No.213879165
>>213877495 (OP)
Sushi is for degenerates. There are few things more disgusting than raw fish.
Anonymous No.213879179
>>213879052
Fucking based elitist.
Fuck your normalfag palette
Anonymous No.213879217 >>213879840
>>213877495 (OP)
What a fucking punk. If I were those Wall Street pussies I would have slapped the shit out of Waggs for being such a confrontational autistic cunt. I may have gotten shot and killed later but it would be worth it to make him think twice before yapping at strangers in public. Biggest tragedy in the show is no one stomping a mud hole in him and walking it dry.
Anonymous No.213879248
>>213877495 (OP)
I think if you're working 14 hour shifts in a restaurant, you have a right to call it your home and get angry at customers. A customer doesn't have that right to get angry on your behalf.
Anonymous No.213879262
>>213877832
You don't understand. Cold, raw fish wrapped in cold rice and weird shit is so much better than some steak and taters.
Anonymous No.213879383
In reality he's the one getting kicked out for sperging at a paying customer. The sushi chef doesn't give a fuck about being glazed by some balding gaijin
Anonymous No.213879556 >>213879660 >>213879840
>>213877495 (OP)
i'd smuggle in a bottle of tabasco sauce to dump on it just to watch him seethe
Anonymous No.213879629 >>213885116
>>213877771
That’s funny I thought all southern accents in Hollywood sounded like faux Texas
>t. Mississippian
Anonymous No.213879660 >>213880757
>>213879556
The seethe would only last until he's separated your head from your neck with his Masamune blade for such a dishonor.
Anonymous No.213879716
>>213877654
Sam’s Club actually has pretty decent sushi, but I got deathly ill after eating a whole tray of it once, so I haven’t really touched it since.
Anonymous No.213879840
>>213877629
>>213877707
>>213877767
>>213879217
>>213879556
Heathens spotted.
Anonymous No.213879841
>>213877495 (OP)
To be fair the ancient Japanese would've used Frank's on sushi if they were smart enough to invent it, I am merely fulfilling that wish.
Anonymous No.213879857 >>213879935
sushifags are on par with vegans
Anonymous No.213879867
sushi is cat food for yellow niggers
i eat steak because im white and human
Anonymous No.213879924
>>213877495 (OP)
why did he have a problem with the dudes speaking loudly on their phones but not the couple right behind him talking to each other
Anonymous No.213879933 >>213880273
seven samurai
Anonymous No.213879935 >>213880791
>>213879857
Sushi is just a light snack, I could never consider it a “meal” my superior American stomach doesn’t even register it as food. I would need 6 or 7 ROLLS to actually feel something…pathetic
Anonymous No.213880020
>>213877680
It's secretly not his nightmare.
Anonymous No.213880082 >>213880113 >>213880171
>Cleanse the what now? The palate? No ginger on fish? Heh, I'll do what I want. I'm an AMERICAN!
>h-hey guy he's an a-artist, a-a-a-and
>SOUNDS LIKE WOKE NONSENSE TO ME! Heh, I'm only messin' with ya. I love Japan. KONNICHIWA, DUDE!
>y-y-y-ou're such a fucking c-c-c-c-CHUD!!
>*PUNCH*
>the weeb goes down like a sack of bricks. The chef has a sigh of relief for being rid of the weeaboo, for now. A nearby Asian girl gets sopping wet over the sight of Chad dominating
>Ooooh, Mr. Miyagi over here, I thought ya knew karate, how come ya didn't block that? Heheh...
>*the Chad picks up the weeb's wallet*
>Hey whatta we got here? Twenty bucks? Mr. Miyagi? More like Mr. Rockefeller! Hahaha! Hey, keep the change. Heh, domo arigato, DICKWAD-SAN. SAYONARA, DUDE!
https://vocaroo.com/165HthZHAjxi
Anonymous No.213880113
>>213880082
Holy based Miyagibros BTFO
Anonymous No.213880137 >>213880995
Eating food is for faggots
Anonymous No.213880171 >>213880592
>>213880082
you don't sound old enough to be on this website
Anonymous No.213880273 >>213880560
>>213879933
based seven samurai poster
Anonymous No.213880338
Maybe japanese are tryhards
There's a bell curve of flavour for any ingredient.
But the japanese are like
>What if we add 20 steps of processing an ingredient WITHOUT cooking it...
>What if we add 200 steps of processing an ingredient that involves cooking it incidentally like blowing smoke to it or screaming at it really hard...
The flavour falls on this side of the curve or on the other side, but it's never on the "it taste good" part of the curve
You are just bamboozled by the overprocessing
You are a sheep
Anonymous No.213880560 >>213880592
>>213880273
Uncosan you just committed the cringejitsu!
Anonymous No.213880592
>>213880560
Forgive me anonru this post was for Uncosan. >>213880171

Many blessings and forgivenessru
Anonymous No.213880672
>>213877495 (OP)
Ginger cleans your palate the way sand paper cleans your ass.
He was obnoxious cocksucker who caused a fucking scene in restaurant and every single establishment of worth would ban him for life and apologise to other guests.
Anonymous No.213880722 >>213880875
>>213877495 (OP)
What does he mean clean the plate with ginger?? What’s the proper etiquette here? Am I supposed to take a piece of ginger DELICATELY with my chinksticks after EVERY bite and stick up my ass and squat over the table and RUB the ginger on my plate with my cheeks? What’s the deal here??
Anonymous No.213880757
>>213879660
Anybody has that Bourdain interview where he said this unironically?
Anonymous No.213880791 >>213880894 >>213880914
>>213879935
>Sushi is just a light snack
What if I eat 85 of them in one sitting?
Anonymous No.213880875 >>213880949 >>213881845
>>213880722
Palate you fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.213880894
>>213880791
I feel like picrel should be a serving for 1 but the entire table always want you to share
Anonymous No.213880914
>>213880791
It’s the only way to eat them. I make sure to tell the chef to not cut the rolls so it’s one long sushi. I then tell them to deep fry it and they get a puzzled expression and start talking about “Ten Poor Uh” like I speak bingbong. I then hold it in my hands and dip it in onions sauce while pouring yumyum sauce and sweet and sour on every bite. Also I order Sake and when they bring it out I go, “Actually SIKE-Y” and demand a Busch lite. It’s probably the funniest bit I do when out to eat with my family even though they don’t take me out anymore.
Anonymous No.213880949
>>213880875
How the fuck do I ginger my “palate”(fag word btw) with ginger stuck up my ass? You can’t lick ypur own asshole, bozo
Anonymous No.213880986
>>213877495 (OP)
Tacos>>>>>nip food
Anonymous No.213880993
>>213877542
>Tampopo
I just watched the entire movie because grok told me it had the scene were the Japanese people were hitting the table saying "fucking weather!", but it wasn't there.
You know what I'm talking about? Anytime I bring up the "luck of kokura" it gives me Tampopo again.
Anonymous No.213880995
>>213880137
I'm a level 7 Breatharian. I live on sunlight and a glass of water every 3 days.
Anonymous No.213881000
I never eat the ginger and I heavily dip my sushi in onions sauce with wasabi mixed in.
Anonymous No.213881098 >>213881299
Is sushi the funniest food on the planet? Why does it turn grown men into pretentious apes? Why does it trigger people who don’t know how to eat fish properly?
Anonymous No.213881200 >>213881223
>Gf takes me out to the most expensive place in town for my birthday last week
>It's a sushi restaurant
>I did not ask to go, she was clearly doing it for herself
>Makes me dress up in nice clothes like a faggot
>Get there
>Place is literally full of raw fish and it stinks of low tide
>Ask if they have teriyaki
>Waitress and gf both get mad at me
>Eat sushi because I want to make gf happy
>It's really fucking slimy and gross and tastes just like uncooked fish and white rice
>Don't know what else I expected
>She won't stop taking pictures of the "food" and me to flex to her bitch friends on instagram
>Bill is $120 plus tip and I'm still fucking hungry
>Get home
>Wait until she falls asleep
>Sneak out and get a $12 gyro and a beer from the Mediterranean place down the street
>Sitting at the counter wearing sweat pants and a sweatshirt at 10pm
>It tastes amazing
>I still had leftovers and I had to hide them in the back of the fridge so my gf wouldn't see
Anonymous No.213881223
>>213881200
The zoom in on his disgusted face will always be the funniest part about this scene.
Anonymous No.213881299
>>213881098
It's an easy way for normies to show off without having any skill whatsoever related to the subject.
Anonymous No.213881366 >>213881513
>>213877495 (OP)
All bullshit by the way. Ginger doesn't clean the palate, rather it is used to combat the risk of parasites and other infections. It is best eaten all at once at the end as a kind of dessert, especially dipped in onions sauce (because it is sweet and would ruin your appetite otherwise), but ia also fine to eat before. Eating ginger along with the fish is common even in japan and a perfectly fine way to enjoy ordinary fish cuts.
The amout of flavoring at high end sushi restaurants depends on the venue. Wasabi is typical. Onions sauce is rare. When the sushi is pre-sauced, extra onions sauce is not provided.
While it is indeed weird to sauce-bath the sushi, everyone in the culinary arts knows that taste is subjective even at similar refinement level, thus the flavoring provided by the chef is ultimately only a suggeation. In high end western restaurants, extra spicing is either offered or available for the same reason.
While this kind of sushi he's eating is indeed traditionally eaten by hand, the use of nori to wrap sushi was invented specifically because the sticky fingers it results in fucking sucks. As such, it is common to eat all sushis anyway people like even at high end restaurant. The counterargument is that the chef has to shape the sushi such that it remains firm in the hand, but breaks down in the mouth, and it will be too firm if you eat with chopsticks. That is, however, a bullshit argument and merely a myth.
Just like wih the ginger (which, despite the truth of it, is often served under the pretrxt of palate cleansing). Know what cleanses a palate excellently? Hot sake.
Anonymous No.213881371
>>213877495 (OP)
The Japanese eat sushi with chopsticks, so the elitist poser doesn't even know what he's talking about.
Anonymous No.213881394
This is why I always carry a little baggie of ketchup whenever I go to a foreign restaurant.
Anonymous No.213881411 >>213881559 >>213882271
My favourite part about this clip is that the guy doesn't even convince them they're wrong. The two guys get scared off because the spastic autist holds a high position and could make their lives difficult. It's the ultimate redditor fantasy.
Anonymous No.213881446
If there's one thing business owners love, it's when you cause a scene.
Anonymous No.213881513
>>213881366
>Ginger doesn't clean the palate, rather it is used to combat the risk of parasites and other infections.
I drink the jose cuervo for that
Anonymous No.213881559 >>213881649 >>213881816 >>213882085
>>213881411
Eat shit
Anonymous No.213881649 >>213881709
>>213881559
DID YOU COVER THAT SHIT IN WASABI?!
Anonymous No.213881709 >>213881816 >>213881885 >>213882085
>>213881649
Forget sushi, he got hooked.
Anonymous No.213881816 >>213881882
>>213881709
>>213881559
what is wrong with homosexuals, man
Anonymous No.213881845 >>213881903
>>213880875
>Palate you fucking idiot.
Pontius?
Anonymous No.213881882 >>213882085
>>213881816
It's her fault if you really think about it. Taking him to a baby shower like that
Anonymous No.213881885
>>213881709
>kink shaming
This is why men cheat
Anonymous No.213881903
>>213881845
Lmao
Reddit spacer don’t respond to me No.213881934 >>213883637
I get so fucking angry whenever a dumb cunt says sushi is Chinese.

“Idk I’ve never eaten Chinese food before haha”

I will literally punch a woman in the face if she does that, I swear.
Anonymous No.213882051
>>213877495 (OP)
Am I not supposed to dip my roll into onions sauce?
Anonymous No.213882085 >>213882112
>>213881559
>>213881709
>>213881882
What the fuck is this movie/show!?
Anonymous No.213882103
>>213877767
Americlaps do this with steak.
Anonymous No.213882112
>>213882085
Pennies
Anonymous No.213882196
>>213877495 (OP)
>rice side down
Anonymous No.213882245
>>213877495 (OP)
Fucking Weather!
Anonymous No.213882247 >>213882270 >>213882894
>those fries don't need all that ketchup, they're perfectly salted
Anonymous No.213882270
>>213882247
Depending on the thickness of the fry? Yes
Anonymous No.213882271
>>213881411
Wouldn't redditors want to prove them wrong via superior debate skills? "Bow to the strongman billionaire authority figure because he owns you" sounds anti-reddit.
Anonymous No.213882403
>>213877495 (OP)
Sushi is disgusting and eating isn't that enjoyable.
Anonymous No.213882471
>>213877495 (OP)
dobson moment
Anonymous No.213882791
>>213877495 (OP)
I do sometimes do this once wishing the server at KFC a rootin tootin day if I see some snotty chav throw away a chicken leg after the Connel himself perfected that recipe for years in the heart of Kentucy, New York.
Anonymous No.213882894
>>213882247
I remember there was some article about a businessman man who took new applicants for lunch as a part of the interview process. Said he never hired anyone who salted their fries before checking them first
Anonymous No.213883637
>>213881934
What adult hasn't eaten Chinese food at least once in their lifetime? Who are you having dinner with?
Anonymous No.213884512
>>213879016
The restaurant in the webm is actually Jiros sons place btw.
Anonymous No.213885116
>>213879629
No, they are far too drawly. Nobody in Texas really drawls except maybe in the far east portion of the state, but I can't think of a single Hollywood production set in that part of the world.
People who grew up in Texas either have an accent ranging from indistinguishable from a "standard" US accent to Woody Harrelson. More nasally, twangy, and higher pitched than a Southern accent. So maybe Hollywood doesn't do our accents right because I imagine we sound slightly annoying to everybody else.