Thread 213877959 - /tv/ [Archived: 158 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:42:28 PM No.213877959
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I think the funniest thing about the failure of this movie is how the entire cast is composed of manufactured celebs. None of these people have genuine charisma or hype behind them. Bunch of literal whos.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:43:43 PM No.213877980
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>>213877959 (OP)
I mean these guys at least had aura
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:44:46 PM No.213877999
>>213877980
>aura
10/10 troll
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:48:34 PM No.213878061
>>213877999
I'm not kidding lol the movie sucked but at least the cast draws your eye
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:50:43 PM No.213878096
>>213877959 (OP)
All celebs are manufactured. Harvey was the QC
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:52:26 PM No.213878131
>>213878096
>Harvey was the QC
kek true. The fact some washed up roastie with was cast as the hot babe says alot
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:53:40 PM No.213878159
>>213877999
The movie being uter dogshit doesn't change that the cast was much more memorable than the current one
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:54:47 PM No.213878187
This movie left a bad taste in my mouth
As lame as the 3rd act of super man was it was still miles better than this slop
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:56:17 PM No.213878216
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What a dogshit poster
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:02:13 PM No.213878309
>>213878216
Pedro looks ready to grope
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:02:38 PM No.213878315
>>213877959 (OP)
Nobodies can carry a movie under the right circumstances if the script and overall movie are decent. Did you know who Sam Worthington and Zoe Saldana were before Avatar? Did you know who Shia Lebouf and Megan Fox were before Transformers? Did anyone know who Hugh Jackman was before X-Men? The Lord of the Rings is filled with massive numbers of nobodies (at the time) carrying it to where Christopher Lee and Sean Astin were the only two really well-known stars.

But FF's sucktitude isn't that. In the real world, no one likes Pedro. People want him ICE'd back to Mexico just for the shits and giggles. Throw in subtle faggotry and a gender-flipped Silver Surfer. For bonus points the movie looked and felt like a cartoon that's been rendered in live action.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:03:09 PM No.213878327
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>Here are those super hot siblings I was telling you about
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:14:25 PM No.213878510
>>213878327
Deliberate ugliness so the "I HATE SYDNEY SWEENEY" crowd doesn't get offended.