Thread 213880288

Why do comedians call themselves "comics" now?

It's so pretentious. You tell joke for a living, you're a fucking clown.

>>213880288 (OP)
pic unrelated.

>>213880288 (OP)

It’s always been standup comic.

Joe Rogan is one of the greatest minds of the 21st century

>>213880373
Retard option.

>>213880288 (OP)
You're not in the "industry" so you don't know our terms, civilian...

>>213880288 (OP)
comedians have been huffing their own farts before you were even an erection in your dad's pants

>>213880288 (OP)
It's even worse when a comedian makes his/her "mental health issues" central to their set. Absolutely nobody cares, you self-involved effetes, you're just making the routine needlessly awkward.

>>213880425
Shane Gillis does this but he just can't stop talking about blacks and black cock and black physical superiority etc.

>>213880385
>retard option
Retard alert

>>213880288 (OP)
You are retarded.

>>213880385
He actually is pretty good, most people with mental disorders can’t watch a single episode they might find interesting out of “principle to their religion”

>>213880536
No, CNN said he’s bad therefore he is bad chud

>>213880288 (OP)
>Why do comedians call themselves "comics" now
what's wrong with that? comic sounds lower and worse than comedian imo

>>213880536
Idiot. I meant looking up to a mediocre intellect like Joe Rogan means you are infact looking UP to him, which makes you a retard. My favorite JREs are the Alex Jones ones and the Ceara Lynch one.

>>213881354
Explain yourself better next time instead of trying to be bazinga guy then

>>213881401
Well don't say stupid shit like "Joe Rogan is one the greatest minds of the 21st century" if you don't want to be called a retard.

>>213881462
He unironically is though, he facilitates genuine discussion with people who are extremely specialized in their fields. This niggah is knowledge maxing for the past decade. That doesn’t equate him to being an inventor, philosopher, or academia guy, but he’s definitely more learned than most humans. He gets access to anyone with something to say and he wine and fines them, dudes the epstine of podcasts minus the children and laundering

>Joe Rogan
>telling jokes
Lmaooo

joe rogan isnt a comedian or a comic or a clown because all of those things are supposed to be funny

>>213881807
circa 2018 he would have on the top coyote scientist in california and have a really interesting conversation
but now he has culture war brain rot and 90% of episodes are with navy seals, comedians, and CEOs

Rogan's complete inability to riff, or even to acknowledge when a joke has been made is completely baffling. Watching any of the podcasts with Gillis or Theo Von is a painful experience.

>>213880425
>effetes
+20 points word score

>>213880288 (OP)
>you think i'm funny?
no joe rogan i do not

>>213880288 (OP)
Clowns is taken for physical comedy

>>213880288 (OP)
FUCKING ESL THREADS

FUCK OFF

He looks like he's like inmate one the unexpected Covid-19 release when they sent a bunch of people back out onto the streets

because they dont wear clown makeup or jester costumes anymore?

>>213883783
They're not that funny either so maybe he just wasn't impressed

>>213881807
Even if all the stuff his guests told him was always true, Joe Rogan would still be less knowledgeable than anyone who reads for fun
Joe Rogan is an intellectual for retards

>>213881841
Why go for something as mundane as telling a joke when you've mastered the art of chair humping?

>>213884714
lol you don’t seriously believe that statement do you? Do you read anon? Kek

>>213884828
I don't read at all, fuck does that have to do with Joe Rogan?

>>213880373
He's below midwit tier, which is why his show is so accessible. That and being bald allows you, the audience, to identify with Joe as he listens to each guest.

Maybe 100 people on earth could take Joe in a fight, he's a scout, he sees bullshit, he yells there's a cliff, but the leftards keep running lemmings they are. He's got a mind that's totally immune to bullshit. That's why troon and leftists hate him so much and why there are daily slide threads.

he burns local

>>213881807
Ew.

>>213880288 (OP)
Excuse me. They're truthtellers and modern day philosophers.

>>213884656
No he's just retarded

>>213880288 (OP)
autism

>>213881807
these people are allowed to vote

>>213880288 (OP)
yeah, a comic has a spiderman in it. you're just some gay bald guy, rogan

>>213880288 (OP)
You just don't understand the CRAFT in their bits, and the ART of their writing. These people are KILLERS. They are MURDERERS in the club.

>>213880288 (OP)
the elephant graveyard video was alright but the ai narration devalues it quite a bit

>>213881807
Rogan has people feeding him information off screen so he can look like he knows what he's talking about
He's dumb as shit in reality

>>213880288 (OP)
>has everyone move to Austin
>everyone realizes Texas is a shithole and is moving back to NYC/LA
lol

>>213887038
I really gotta get outta here

>>213887212
>talk about things you should do, don’t actually do them

>>213887298
The simulacrum is at risk because no one wants to support the Epstein pedo pillar but they have to, it's a load bearing pillar

>>213883846
>being impressed by the word effete
humanity is ngmi

>>213884623
I understood that reference

The Comedy Czar cometh.

>>213881807
Rogan is a midwit who's knowledgeable enough to scrape up enough info to have an opinion. But he doesn't have any mental guards up to defend from lies. Anything someone tells him he will believe. He thought Joe Biden faked the State of the Union cause he saw on Facebook his wristwatch time wasn't correct so it wasn't live. Despite the fact there were hundreds of people there watching it occur live. He's even stupider than a stupid person cause he's smart enough to not think he's stupid.

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>213883783
He's been caught red handed not even listening to his guests a lot of the time

>>213881807
Nice try AI.

No seriously if this site devolves into AI arguing with AI I'm going to be a little upset.

>>213880288 (OP)
They are modern day philosophers. And they have the most important job in the world, making fun of tyrants.

>>213887734
>making fun of
Hmmm

>>213880373
>He's the funniest standup in the game! He has a comedy club!
>He's the richest podcaster on Earth!
>He's a trained killer - a black belt in BJJ and Taekwondo!
>He is the ultimate man, he's on TRT!
I don't buy it. This guy isn't funny, smart or tough. He is an old man and would crumple to the floor with a single blow from any young guy on the street. Plenty of time in that medically induced coma to think about how all the money can't go with you to hell.

>>213880373
you know what
you're right, at least in the west. not because joe is particularly intelligent but because everyone else has become so fucking stupid him being retarded is still somehow better than most people

>>213887734
>making fun of tyrants.
>spends his entire life deepthroating tyrants and asking for another boot on his throat

It's funny how everything Rogan has touched for the past 30 years has turned to gold and the only thing he's fucking terrible at is comedy, yet being a comedian is his core identity

>>213888452
he's also a closeted homosexual who used to get fucked in gay clubs back in Worcester and would blow his way up the ladder in hollywood. Louis CK would joke about it on Opie and Anthony and both Maron and Seder have alluded to his homosexual past as well

>>213888509
Almost like he's a great cutout for other forces and their messaging...

>>213888554
Yeah, I'm sure the illuminati pushed Fear Factor and UFC for nefarious purposes

>>213888584
Of course. Reality TV was the introduction of degeneracy in our culture and the UFC is literally going to be performed on the White House lawn lol

>>213888516
Interesting. I know his pops mentions that he’s got sugar in the tank, but can you source the Maron and Opie things? I’m legitimately intrigued.

>>213888516
99.99% of men in the entertainment industry are either gay or bi. Just consider what kind of person gravitates towards that as a serious career

>>213889122
I forget the Opie and Anthony stuff, but I remember it being a running joke when they would all be on (Louis, Rogan, Patrice, Burr etc.) where they'd call Rogan out for being gay and visiting clubs back in the 90s in Boston/Worcester. Sam Seder shits on him starting here:
https://youtu.be/UwJH5kyOOQU?si=7hjdbV8tFbo0O3Nh&t=439
Maron and Seder alluding to Joe and his swishyness is present here as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjRny3RgVcc
There's other stuff out there as well this is what I remember at this moment.

>>213880288 (OP)
>You tell joke for a living
they dont even do that anymore. All they do it pull people into supporting a death cult.

>>213880288 (OP)
>why isn't he pushing my ideology?!
oh great...

>>213889369
Nice. Thanks anon

>>213880373
I like him but hes a freakin goof for indulging the ufo shit.

>>213881807
I am praying that some day you will understand what true wisdom is.

>>213888584
Fear factor was disgusting shit that a decent society wouldn't have tolerated, so yes, it could well have been a psyop along with reality TV at large.
Rogan has an IQ hovering around 80, is an absolutely terrible interviewer, is meant to be a comedian but hasn't ever said something funny in his entire life. The fact that this guy is considered some kind of genius is suspect in itself. It's even more bizarre when other non retarded famous people feel obliged to praise him

>>213889459
That's the problem, he talks about controlled opposition shit like UFOs and Ancient Civilizations... then he starts selling Elon shit like trains are evil and gay and we should pay for electric cars that go in underground tunnels.

>>213889459
Serious pilots across the world, both military and civilian, are seeing something out there that defies our current understanding of physics. If that doesn't intrigue you, you're a fucking dimwit.

And no, it doesn't automatically mean aliens. Classified military tech would be even more exciting

>>213889490
Reality TV ushered in our modern world, our fucking President was the host of a reality TV show. One of the most influential members of the media interviews the most powerful people on the planet and used to host a reality TV show lol

>>213880462
I had only seen Gillis' Trump impression. Tried watching one of his stand up specials and made it about 8 minutes. Holy fuck that guy is a faggot

>>213880373
I remember watching one of his videos with Randall Carlson and Joe didn't even know how many feet are in a mile. His guess wasn't even remotely close either

>>213889510
It's all a LARP to distract from real shit like the Epstein files.

>>213889510
The SR71 was made in 1978 and is still to this day the fastest manned, air-breathing jet aircraft. Just imagine the type of shit they've been able to develop since the 1970s

>>213889543
The democrats fuck kids too.

>>213880373
When Rogan humps that stool I feel like we're watching and listening to Socrates

>>213887038
>the elephant graveyard
Guys like him are seething A-Logs who turn shitting on hack comedians into some gay moral crusade. Redbar is better than any of these fags because he's just trying to get a rise out of people.

>>213889510
>ou)
>Serious pilots across the world, both military and civilian, are seeing something out there that defies our current understanding of physics.
Thats the thing, theyre not seeing anything. There is no 'phenomena'. Lets see the evidence and ill believe it. Its all been deboonked every time and its a constant grifting cycle of ' 2 more weeks bro' and nothing ever comes out of it.

>>213889692
Obviously, only Trump and his idiots were dumb enough to constantly bring it up.

>>213880288 (OP)
literally who gives a fuck, you have to be giant faggot to gripe about something as inconsequential as this. it doesn't even sound pretentious at all. you are just dumb.

>>213889543
>Joe Rogan won me the election
>Ah ahahaha I'm just a funny comedian guy, don't talk about the influence I exert
>Hahaha you're a crazy libtard, bro....they....they still use that word ,right?
>Anyway I'm a PHILOSOPHER, I ask DANGEROUS questions normies CANT OR WONT DARE TO ASK
>bro I'm just a regular guy like you
>Don't touch me, you fucking civilian
>You could never imagine how hard my life is you normie scum

>>213890087
You seem quite peeved.

>>213880288 (OP)
Comedians and Cooks pretending what they do is an art pains me no end. Imagine an episode of Rogan and Bourdain and how painful it would be.
>muh craft
>muh art

>Past Rogan
>Talks about conspiracies, aliens, fighting, MMA, funny videos, comedies, comedians, bro shit

>Now Rogan
>Censored to hell
>Brings up LA every chance he can get
>Something something Covid and liberals
>"The art of comedy"

Its pretty dog shit from what it use to be Joe use to do the show for fun now its clearly a job

>>213890256
He turned out to be right about covid but being attacked, misquoted and miscolored by the media changed him completely and he started going on a personal crusade

>>213890362
>miscolored
Pic related. CNN tried to make him look sick, lmao

>>213890362
True but Covid is done how many times can you bring that up? Faucci isn't going to prison, WHO aren't going to be sued, the signed orders where big pharma can't be sued so whats the point?

>>213890396
that was a photo taken from a TV with bad color. Try again chud retard.

>>213890427
I stopped watching when he changed because it wasn't funny anymore, but I dont blame him. I think anyone in that situation would seethe

>>213890449
You know news stations publish a lot of their clips on youtube nowadays, right? You lying little sack of shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfBzYmwC9II

>>213889459
One of his proteges, the Navy SEAL who never speaks, has started bitching on his own podcast recently about how all the ancient alien and psychic soldier and UFO guests he brings on never show him any evidence or keep telling him they lost the photographs or they can't give him the ACTUAL videos because "they" won't let them.

>>213890507
just stop. everyone knows you are full of shit

>>213890583
>>213889492
Went out of his way, explicitly, to defend and befriend literally every single tech weirdo and billionaire. He'd tell you Jeff Bezos is a real one who burns local if he could suck hard enough to pull Jeff's cock into his mouth from his high chair in the studio.

>>213890396
Instagram's fault btw.

>>213890396
stupid chuds spreading lies

>>213890676
it was literally CNN color coding they did this with Biden when he made his speech that looked like he was rallying Germany

>>213880373
He's one of the best businessmen for sure. He was a genius for parlaying his UFC commentating into a $250 million net worth though a combination of acceptable talent, a bit of luck, and the foresight to recognize that podcasts would overtake traditional media (which is partly because of Tom Green).

>>213890634
At least he's better than this guy. The podcast equivalent of a talk show where celebs go to polish their image by answering pre-approved fluff questions

>>213890725
meanwhile the chuds lie and edit and fabricate endlessly.

fuck you

>>213890449
>>213890599
>>213890701

>>213890725
People complained about the same thing when they watched it on Insta before CNN picked it up.

>>213890774
cope

>>213889543
This is such an out of touch boomer mentality. They don't need to distract you from the Epstein files. They already decided that they're done with it and the public will move on. What do you expect to do, have people write a letter to their senators?

>>213890749
He isn't anymore that's the thing. I liked Joe 10 years ago but it's clear he used those things people used to like him for, or allowed himself to be used. If he promotes a conspiracy now it is never what is just obviously happening. I am sorry but just because leftists are pointing out he's become a patsy for billionaires who literally want you to worship them like gods as they rework civilization to their psychotic nerdy whims, it does not make it wrong.

He's a sellout, an old man who basked in selling out. He's not the same guy he was back when started JRE. I don't know how anyone even listens to him anymore.

>>213880462
>black physical superiority
he used to play football. he probably got ragdolled enough times by dem Bois that he learned to sit his white ass down and know his place. Fr fr no cap deadass.

>>213881807
dude if you think Joe Rogan knows more than most humans I dont know what to tell you. You're gonna be astounded when you discover these things called "books".

>>213889769
Redbar loves Elephant Graveyard

>>213891161
Do you know what the average IQ is in the world? It's 89. The average person is a retard

>>213891114
>Asmongold
What the fuck has it always been this? I've only ever seen it written down and I'm usually too lazy to read whole words so I just take a few letters and let my brain fill it what fits best. I've been calling him Assmongoloid this whole fucking time. Why didn't anyone tell me? I must have looked like a complete idiot.

>>213891208
Doesn't mean I have to, faggot.

>>213881807
How are you retards so easily baited?

>>213890831
>He's not the same guy he was back when started JRE

hes the same guy, he was considered far left when he started for his views on drug legalization when weed wasn't even legal yet

>>213881807
good bait

>>213890634
Oh for sure. He used to have special ops chads on his show. Now every episode is some Jeet tech grifter selling his latest business.

>>213891255
We don't sign our posts here

>>213891501
Don't get fucking fresh with me, you little shit.

>>213891567
Don't pretend to be me, faggot.

>>213890771
does your dad work at CNN?

>>213891606
stop replying to yourself

>>213890583
This guy fucking blows ass. Half the people he brings on are obviously bullshitting everything they say and he just refuses to call them out. I don't know if it's from fear of being wrong and getting sued or if he just doesn't want his own record called into question. It's so obvious there's no way he's not aware of it. I also hate this constant boasting of kill counts and don't be a pussy war criminal literal dishonorable murderer mindset he'll encourage and laugh along with before flip flopping to sad sack PTSD shit. Pick a lane and stick to it, the war was either the coolest thing ever or a bad idea, you're either a psycho serial killer or you question the necessity of it.

>>213885334
Oh shit Im sorry

>>213890749
That dude is a CIA asset or something

Comedian is more pretentious than comic.

One of the more cringe things Kurt Metzger has said was refer to non-comedians as "civilians"

>>213890583
Julian Dorey took this guys place for cool military/intelligence guests. Dorey gets a constant stream of former spooks

>>213892903
This was one of the craziest stories I’ve ever heard. It sounded like bullshit but he had other official intel people backing up his story: https://youtu.be/tZLu8GESNYM

>>213881807
Exquisite bait. I can't believe anyone would post this sincerely. No way.

>>213880288 (OP)
>>213880288 (OP)
Not just pretentious but delusional. Rogan thinks he's a "philosopher king" who sees past the veil it's why his content changed to basically inviting people on his podcast to bitch at them about covid and canada, rope people into going to church with him.
Dude has to be legit even more brain damaged than before he had covid.