Thread 213881538

Now’s your big chance Anon. What’s your pitch?

>>213881538 (OP)
Stop doing gay shit

skibidi get ipad

>>213881538 (OP)
4chan: The Movie

They should copy pulp novels from a hundred years ago. A lot of them are public domain

>>213881538 (OP)
Runescape: The Series.

>>213881538 (OP)
Ok folks. Some stipulations before we begin.
No strong male role models
No white men
No boys being boys and girls being girls
No heteronormative relationships
No pro natalism or pro family messaging

Ok, pitch away everybody! Can't wait to see what you come up with! :D

>>213881538 (OP)
Some Disney classic but set in Nazi Germany, with Nazis doing magic against Jewish goblins.

>>213881538 (OP)
Sucker Punch but with lolis

Ok I call it
Are you ready?
You don't look ready.
Are you ready?
I call it:

I hope Disney collapses.

>>213881538 (OP)
Do more gay shit

>>213881538 (OP)
Alright how about this: we do a live action Zelda. But instead of focusing on Link battling Gannon to rescue Zelda, we focus on Zelda ruling Hyrule. Think fantasy meets political drama. Zelda has to find her own voice as a woman ruler. It’s timely. I’m thinking we Zendaya to play Zelda. It’s perfect.

>>213881538 (OP)
just make shonen anime like a remake of dragon ball z or something

whatever happened to just making a good movie?

>>213881538 (OP)
>loser faggot wageslave dies and gets reborn in le video game world where he's OP and fucks everyone

>>213881538 (OP)
They have the entire backlog to marvel and Star Wars and are asking this?

>>213881664
ok, hear me out. so: there's this turd..
>GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL
>CINEMA IS SAVED

>>213881538 (OP)
Ok. I got one. A cinematic retelling of Simon of Trent, but sci-fi and lasers and shit.

>>213881538 (OP)
girlbosses getting raped and murdered/ cute teenage girls in slutty outfits doing sexually suggestive things

>>213881685
Ganon is now an evil white man and Link is african, midna is a misunderstood goblin. Zelda is played by a tranny but everyone calls him princess

>>213881538 (OP)
A day in the life of a horse

>>213881538 (OP)
How about we gay code everything or cast closeted actors for everything or make it interraacial or use ai to ruin creature designs

>>213881538 (OP)
A film/series about Ernest Shackleton and the Endurance Expedition.

ai meow meow meow tung tung slop

>>213881538 (OP)
Three hour gory Boudicca biopic with huge sets and plenty of on-screen war crimes

If Terry and the Pirates or some other adventure comic strip is free they should take that and update it. Make black lagoon lite

there's this cat that thinks he's a dog..
his gay mother adopts him & his second cousin is a hamster. they make it to the other side of the river and discover friendship, forming an unlikely bond. Only to realize he was a she all along, society accepts her for who she is. In the end they throw a big party there isn't a sad face anywhere in sight

I call it: The Message

>>213881538 (OP)
I thought they were already making movies for faggots.

>>213881538 (OP)
>aimed at gen Z
So ... it has to be under 3 minutes long on account of their attention span and be filmed in portrait mode so it can fit on a phone screen.

sex with anthropomorphic women the movie

t. zoomer

A biopic about Paolo Avitabile.

>>213881538 (OP)
Hand Toby Fox 100 million and make Undertale: The Movie. Box Office: 1 billion zoomer bucks. Make it Shitposty like Minecraft

>>213881538 (OP)
>The Adventures of Jenny & BB-8
The two team up to find Jenny's missing luck socks that she needs to recover before the Jedi Trials. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.

>>213881538 (OP)
Pixar presents: The Turner Diaries

>>213882063
No, they’re making problem sleuth

>>213881538 (OP)
diverse casts with strong women

>>213882063
just give them whatever budget they want so that we can get the entire Homocuck animated
YES EVEN THE DOGDICK.
THE ENTIRE TRAINWRECK ANIMATED.

>>213882277
Homosuck is Millenial slop doe, Disney alrady has that audience

>>213881538 (OP)
A Mickey Mouse movie inspired by his comics

>>213881664
Movie idea: A white man dies in a war for Israel, and before he dies he says “I’m dying so black trannies in wheelchairs can become president”

Will disney even be around in the technate? Won’t it just exist as an ai prompt?

Four college friends in (State with good film friendly tax policies) have a podcast nobody listens to. Jaden and Carlos have been buddies since sharing a dorm freshman year and Daria and Kayden are a couple. They regularly talk about Student Life at (Film Friendly University) as the end of Spring Semester comes around they get a DM from influencer agent Danny Dimes, a lifestyle influencer turned agent that who wants to meet in them in LA.
The movie becomes a wild goose chase through LA influencer hot spots as cameos range from Sophie Rain to Kylie Jenner to Mr Beast to whoever else will work for a day for a good wage as the Podcast team is torn apart and thrown back together again through attempts to "go viral", various attempts by Jaden and Carlos to "get hot California girls"
Little known to them, Danny is just trying to fuck Daria and add her to his e-Girl house collective, that is a semi-cult like escorting ring.
Hilarity ensue, Daria and Kayden reunite and kiss, Jaden and Carlos end up having an orgy with the e-girls and Danny is arrested on international sex trafficking charges and pardoned by the president.

>>213881538 (OP)
>Isekai about a young boy and his friends getting stuck inside a fantasy RPG videogame.
>Young boy discovers he has powers and is sent to a quirky school for the superpowered
>A young boy and his friends start a ghost hunting YT channel and stumble into a real haunted house where the boy befriends a ghost girl
Basically copy anime you dumb fucks.

>>213882379
>palantir wants to create daily wire slop

>>213881538 (OP)
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
Heard that in a movie once.

>>213881538 (OP)
Fire Kathleen Kennedy

>>213881538 (OP)
Batman

>>213881538 (OP)
Okay so it's Die Hard, but the villains are all straight white male Americans, the hero is a black transgender Palestinian lesbian and all the party guest are mixed black LGBT pride representatives, we replace guns with mobile phones and xe/xhe/them/they has to identity each evil white man and post on social media how evil white men are to get each of them cancelled as xe/xhe/them/they scales the building to fight the final boss which is a parody of Elon Musk & Donald Trump. And xe/xhe/them/they win by posting on social media so much that Kamala Harris (we actually get Kamala Harris for this) posts on social media that she is actually president now. And then it ends with a dance party featuring Kamala Harris and all black women of power.

The Incredibles spin-off wear Mrs. Incredible inflates her tits and her ass.

>>213881538 (OP)
70% of zoomoids are mexican, just make Dragon Ball clones

Movies are a thing of the past. They should think more about viral marketing. Maybe some shorts on youtube and tiktok. Some kind of mystery that people can solve by watching a bunch of shit and then the movie. I don't know.

This or focus on memes. Make something retarded, but with meme-potential. Zoomers will flood the cinemas to make tiktok videos.

>>213881538 (OP)
Something where the white teenage boy self-insert has to help the hot, reptilian alien girl crashed on earth. Or some other female creature.

>>213881538 (OP)
yeah cuz their too snobby to just hire them

>>213881538 (OP)
Why would Disney target men?
Disney movies are for kids typically.

Or are they gonna try to diversify the type of movies they produce?

>>213882613
Disney owns 20th century fox

>>213882613
As awkward as it all is
I think they are legit trying.
I'm not sure I like it. In fact I think I overtly dislike the idea of Disney as this media empire trying to appeal to all demographics.
If they succeeded they'd just become the sole central propaganda arm of the United States. The ministry of fantasy.
But I recognize a genuine (if floundering and strange) effort to appeal to a male demographic.

I hope the entire studio system collapses and a New New Hollywood replaces it.

>>213882719
It’s time

>>213881538 (OP)
If you're purposely targeting an audience you're already failing.

I've got some banger ideas, but I'd never give them to Disney, they'd fuck it up like they do everything else.

Lesbian vore starring Debicki

>>213882698
If they succeed id be surprised.
That said alls they have to do is make a few decent action and comedy movies and they'd have it. A good indiana jones reboot would do it too but I dont see that happening. Too big a franchise so it'll be micromanage

Would be smart to use fox >>213882650
When I see Disney I dont think the movie is made with me in mind

>>213881538 (OP)
Courage the Cowardly Dog movie

Star Wars but good this time.

>>213881538 (OP)
>What’s your pitch?
Cyberpunk Street Racing
Basically speed racer crossed with CP2077.
Take cues from F1 and Akira, throw in some anti-gravity racing spectacles and an ai sidekick, keep it pg-13, throw in lots of world-building (potential for a franchise and spin-offs) and keep the fucking budget below $100m.
Hell, you could even imply it takes place in the same world as Alien since disney owns that now

>>213881678
A G-PG rated version of this doesn't even seem that far fetched for disney to do

>>213881815
Against the Ice was mid as fuck.

>>213881681
>weeb seething about The Mouse
genuine retard

the Disney movies with the most positive male messaging have been The (original) Lion King, and Cars
The lion king (and lions are white, in case it needed to be reminded) was all about honor, responsibility, manifest destiny, purpose, and natural hierarchy
Cars (which is an almost 1:1 copy of Doc Hollywood) was about small town life, the return to tradition, respect for the elders of the tribe, and the comparative value of authenticity over cosmopolitan success

>>213883018
>Defending a corporation that destroys any IP they touch
You'll never be a woman.

>>213883186
>lions are white
In the remake they're all voiced by black people because they were the kangz of Africa.

>>213881538 (OP)
Any of these are good options

>>213883259
Of course
In the original (and the only one that matters) the main characters were voiced by Moira Kelly and Mathew Broaderick
James Earl Jones has been voicing white characters since the 70s so it’s fine

>>213883186
Lion King is literally fascist. It's not a good message to anyone.

Isekai a teen boy into a classic Disney story. He knows the story already from his childhood and uses that knowledge to manipulate what happens in fun whacky ways. Kinda like a time travel movie where the time traveler knows how a situation will play out.

You could use this to build I trest in the old media, giving you a chance put some eyes on old shit and maybe even enough interest to build off them so producers can stay in the safe space of established IP. You could go multiverse with the character going into other Disney worlds sorta like kingdom hearts. You could also clean up any weird plot holes from those old stories by having the kid play a hand in them behind the scenes.

>>213883346
It's not. It's pro-monarchist and anti-revolutionary. Fascists were revolutionaries, they weren't traditional conservatives.

Imagine being Disney, spent billions buying IPs with built in male audiences in Star Wars and Marvel and lose it within a decade

>>213881538 (OP)
They should take another swing at Treasure Island. Treasure Planet sucks fonkey dick and Muppet Treasure island sucks donkey dick.

It can go head to head with Nolans Odessey as they both fight to be the definitive movie version of an old classic

>>213883259
>CROWS BAD
>LIONS GOOD
t.Disney adults

>>213881538 (OP)
Their movies appealed to young boys and men when they still made good movies. Something like Lilo and Stitch is very female centric and everyone liked it.

>>213883455
Imagine being Disney making a shitton of money off licensing and not giving two shits because some fag wants to make an X-Men phone game and will pay out the nose for it.

>>213883346
The lion king is traditionalist but fascism is good
I would welcome a fascist movie with a strong pro white message

Miniseries about the rise and fall of the empire shown from the perspective of the 501st Legion (yes essentially Battlefront 2s campaign)

>>213881538 (OP)
Not falling for this. They just want a successful first film so they can make the sequels woke and gay. Every time with these people.

>>213883564
It seems like they're not satisfied with something like Lilo and Stich which merely appeals to boys.
They've been trying to do Star Wars, and now Alien and Predator.
I'm not sure this is a good idea for Disney, but they clearly want to break into the edgy teen/young adult market.

>>213881790
Of course it’s crooked but, damn it, it’s the only game in town! Unless you know of another?

A modern twist on the werewolf story. The son grows up knowing that werewolves exist and is excited for his coming of age. When the day arrives and he turns for the first time, he finds himself (metaphorically or actually) defanged, declawed, and domesticated.

>>213883876
pfft. I see what you did there.

>make a series about "bridging generational gaps" where you just pair boomers up with young adults, and in reality its just a series to show how retarded most boomers are
>pick a random libtard off the street , give them $500k and a random druggie and tell them to make them a functional member of society
>bring back supernanny, but with severely autistic kids, have it hosted by the creepy chad looking dude that love those little freaks
>2 hour long titanic documentary about 2 lesbians on board, who have an affair, with a narrator that has a heavy indian accent
>Disney film about animated characters that are the people or animals on paintings in the wall, like toy story. And how they adapt to a flat screen tv showing up one day and scaring them.
>make a brokeback mountain type movie, but about 2 marines (us govt would never allow the use of the marines trademark, so will have to use context clues), this would be mostly funny due to the butthurt
>horror movie where women are cursed and get their period anytime rain falls on them for the sky, shows how little society caters to women and le men bad, until the twist is that a year later those who got rained on get some type of antedote from an impending chemical attack or some shit like that
>sopranos movie, but instead meadow is the boss, and furio is her boytoy. She mostly cucks her mom. AJ becomes trans and acts like Janice. Artie kills himself at tony's funeral to try to get attention.

Disney exec here, thanks for all the ideas, suckers

>>213883261
Has anyone made a list of the best real movies that fit these descriptions?

>>213881538 (OP)
you wish I'd revive your company, show me the money first and give me creative autooamy.

writing a good movie isn't hard, being a nepo baby is

>>213883186
>and lions are white

>>213881538 (OP)
I’d take their male focused IPs like Star Wars or Marvel and then I would hire Japanese anime studios to make series and movies based off of them. I’d hire Chinese or Eastern European game developers to make games based off of them. Then, I wouldn’t interfere with them and I’d allow them to make the products they make that men like. Then, after salvaging the reputation of those brands
I’d learn what it is that men like from those projects, and begin making western movies, shows and games in a way that men would enjoy. As a sign of good will id either decanonize the star war sequel trilogy, or introduce a new multiverse where it never happened and make that the new universe.

>>213881538 (OP)
Isn't that what Marvel and Star Wars was for?

>>213881538 (OP)
2 hours of a screen recording of insta reels.

>>213881664
>What if there's a male character who just gets in the way while the female lead beats everyone up and wins despite his uselessness? That's what guys wants to see, right???

>>213884843
>I would hire Japanese anime studios to make series and movies based off of them
This has been tried countless times in the past, from marvel to blade runner and halo. It pretty much always ends up with phoned in shit.

cyberpunk is one of the only successful examples and it was a combo of it being partially written externally and also ensuring it was directed by imaishi. The other is the animatrix which only seemed to work because the subject matter was very loose and it was already in line with japanese taste, even if these anthologies are good its too random to rescue or build a brand

Its much more efficient to just watch the anime and read manga that is already popular with young men throughout time and learn from it.

this thread was always destined to instantly descend into "I'm an employed white man with 24/7 internet access and every video game I've ever wanted, life is so hard to live!" congratulations on being just as creative and open minded as the average writers' room hack fraud.

>>213885792
U mad bro?

>>213885827
yes, every last person who isn't me is infinitely retarded. iamalittlemad

how do you own star wars and marvel and fail to capture the young male market?

also expect a lot more anime and manga acquisitions

>>213881538 (OP)
A cheerfully sociopathic chinaman pops a few pills to become a superhuman and gets into adventures as he tries to become immortal

>>213881538 (OP)
actively pushing hollywood creatives =/= stopping their fit of gay madness and searching for new ideas from new writers

they're literally just saying the black hispanic trannies in wheelchairs and jewish troglings they have in the writer's room have been given a new memo for the next round of slop to work on

to say nothing of the fact that "gen z young men" also includes a fuckload of niggers, fatties, and faggots, who this is probably actually aimed at

>>213885887
>how do you own star wars and marvel and fail to capture the young male market?
it's a real mystery...

>>213885792
Bold of you to assume I'm employed

>>213881538 (OP)
Giant sized blonde women in bikinis 3 hour comedy movie

>>213881790
Why even bother posting such an image.
See you tomorrow

>>213882800
You have my interest, pick up is at 8, dress sharply, look for the white limo.

>>213883261
Boats is pretty good though

seriously guys just rolling back to equally retarded old media styles is not a solution for me. someone somewhere has to take a risk with some money or it's still gonna be derivative slop, fucking lethal weapon 10 type shit. goddamn I hate movies and I hate all of you so much.

>>213885935
This Senior can see Mount Tai

>>213881707
how about not being a racist?

>>213881538 (OP)
>buy male-oriented brands like Marvel, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Predator etc.
>totally gimp and rape them for women and non-binary people
>"Please help us understand why we lost males."
Literally all they have to do is get back to making films and shows the way they used to, which they will never do. It's over.

>>213881790
/qa/ won so hard its not even funny anymore

>>213886227
>rolling back to equally retarded old media
That's pretty much impossible. Also, your average chud is a capeshitter, he doesn't really care about old media.
Just replace women and non-whites with white men and right wing zoomtards will be happy. They are borderline braindead anyway.

it's also insane to me that we're just all pretending that any boy has ever been into Disney content besides the MCU and a splash of Star Wars content. https://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/business/worldbusiness/13iht-disney.1.20170257.html

Reverse disney princess

A listless prince is taken on an adventure because of zany circumstances by an erratic girl who may or may not fall in love with him

>>213886227
I am willing to take risks and say things everyone else is afraid to say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKjpH2qO8XY

>>213881538 (OP)
They purchased Marvel and Star Wars. All they had to do was keep that going in their original form.

so, in short: fuck all of you for ruining all of my perfectly good hobbies for the past 40 years at least. stop being retarded I'm actually begging everyone.

Kathleen Kennedy, Rian Johnson and J.J. Abrams live hanging via barbwire, livestreamed in 8K.

>>213881586
fund it

>>213886788
CRAM THOSE DUBS FUNDIE

>>213886277
why the fuck would I do that?

>>213881712
I'd watch that.

>>213882987
That's why we need a new one

Disney presents Tung Tung Sahur
Disney presents Tralalero Tralala
Disney presents Tralalero Tralala vs Tung Tung Sahur

There I always spitfired 3 films that could have entire universes as big as the MCU.

Guns vehicles T&A locker room humor dangerous animals and somebody gets kicked in the nuts

10 seasons of The Non-Family please

berserk (1997) + Drive (2011) this will make millions

>>213887049
wasnt this deadass advertised on 4chainz

>>213881815

already been done anon and not toppable

>>213881538 (OP)
A spy thriller where Israel's mossad have infiltrated all levels of government, with blackmail, dodgy financers/lobbyists, private island owners who are killed by suicide in jail, etc. A young Christian child works with others to expose their corruption and save America from a hostile foreign controlling influence. It also sets up a sequel where at the end of the first movie they realise that entertainment industries are heavily infiltrated/influenced and they've got to expose them too.

>Destroy a bunch of traditional male audience franchises.
>We need more stuff to destroy!

>>213883261
Top Movies Your Girlfriend Wants to Watch:
>Chosen Girl Has Love Triangle in Dystopian Future
>Woman Goes Back to Hometown 6
>Girl Has Cancer
>Romance Romance Romance
>Infidelity

It's like [old movie] but everyone is a nigger a woman or a fag.

>>213884539
>“An idiot saves the President”
Olympus Has Fallen
White House Down
Air Force One
Die Hard
>“Rich Boy Hero 4”
Iron Man 3
The Dark Knight
Once upon a time in Hollywood
>”Silent Hero Journey Boy”
Drive
Dune
BR2049
Joker
>”Fight Fight Fight”
The Raid: Redemption
John Wick
Warrior
>”Boats”
Master and Commander
Das Boot
Pirates of the Caribbean

>>213885694
If they could've learned it, they would have by now. They don't have the instinct to know what's cool, and they never will.

>>213881790
I get that it's meant to be old school, but the 4's costumes really don't do it for me. They look too dorky

>>213881538 (OP)
Hope it’s a gay romance.

>>213881538 (OP)
>What’s your pitch?
Skibidi Toilet x Labubu: The Search for Dubai Chocolate and SSRIs (in Minecraft)

>>213881538 (OP)
Don't fall for the Disney grift. They will get you into a theater and shame you for being male and white. Same as they have for 20 years. They cannot help but do this. They will hire progressive hollywood writers, directors and actors and you will get another condescending sermon. They really do believe we are stupid. They want you to pay them to sit there and eat their shit.

A post zombie era near yellowstone
a bunch of klds, Native American, black, white, spic, (NO JEW, INDIAN, ASIAN KIDS) try to survive after village is destroyed, encounter JEW ZOMBIE who want to rape/eat them.
seek help from small US base full of one BIG BOOB latina girl and black LT COL with good old blonde boys. All soldiers willing sacrifice lives for kids to survive. Last to sacrifice is fatty porky blonde boy who kills JEW ZOMBIE and says "We are not in Palestine, k**e" as he waves his cowboy hat in the air, Huge explosion. All kids survive and cry for said soldiers.

>>213881538 (OP)
I thought the whole point of buying Star Wars and Marvel was a build the young male audience.

>>213882589
Disney already has live action theatrical rights to Dragon Ball via the Fox acquisition. Why haven't they made one already?

>>213886578
How dare you, chud

>>213888069
Rights don't last indefinitely.
Also hollywood are retarded and a lesson learnt from dbe was that dragonball isn't translatable to live-action.

>>213881560
Fire 90 percent of management and staff/contracted "talent"

>>213881538 (OP)
Here’s my idea: Sell of pieces of your corpse then go bankrupt. Nobody is spending money on your bullshit Yidsney.

>>213881538 (OP)
Honestly if Disney was sinking, I'd throw it an anchor. After all the shit they've done over the past decade to deconstruct and fuck up the legacies they were handed just so other dmographics who refuse to get their shit together can claim it, that company is best crashing.

>>213881538 (OP)
So they can immediately turn those into girl brands too. Fucking idiots bought two of the biggest media brands in the world specifically to appeal to boys, and immediately started shoving girls into all of it.

Why would anyone with a decent idea and any sort of self-respect try to give their ideas to Yidsney instead of trying to do it themselves?

>>213881720
They've annihilated both properties beyond repair. The best they can hope for is to put them on ice for a decade, reboot, and try again with Gen Alpha.

>>213882483
Even if they do, Filoni's still there running shit, and unless there were developments that I'm not privvy to, all her story group acolytes are still there too. Lucasfilm is fucked, dude, and nothing is even beginning to get fixed until you go in there and tell everyone, up to and including the janitor to hit the fucking road.

>>213881538 (OP)
Historical dramedy called “short kings”

>>213887306
10/10 anon great job

>>213887306
>Air Force One
The president saves the president
Tgere is no president in die hard
>>“Rich Boy Hero 4”
Iron Man 3
3 =/= 4

>>213881790
Where is everyone going? Where would I move on to?

First trans Disney princess. It's a German boy coming of age during Weimar who discovers that he is Lichtenstein royalty and must travel the world to find his prince charming, the man who can bust his crusty bussy just the right way to his heart. It'll be called "Mein nervenkrampf".

>>213881857
Will watch for her daughters rape scenes alone.

>>213881664
Blade 1 fits this criteria tho
Blade is cool but it's not a role model
Black
Whistler is old, Frost is bad guy
No boys or girls
Frost is gay I think?
Frost wants to be the daddy but Blade kills his mom. And kills Frost as well

>>213882063
Anon
Didn't you read the original post
They want to attract young men, not young trans

>>213881538 (OP)
Enemy Mine but it's Ella Balinska as the alien (make her look appealing)

>>213882698
>As awkward as it all is
>I think they are legit trying
...how?

>>213881636
Based.

>>213883186
>respect for the elders of the tribe
Oy vey

China already made it but you're not ready to have that conversation

>>213886548
Aladdin?

>>213886535
I grew up wanking to every Disney Princess.

>>213886277
nigger

>>213881635
>>213881636
This is it. More Treasure Planet kino classic book adaptations or more well researched movies with artistic/political depth like the first Incredibles. Maybe just pander to the "dark fantasy" crowd with something like the Black Cauldron or Neverending story. A small scale story in a dark fantasy world, following a young man on the cusp of some grand adventure? They need to either get really traditional and make something with soul or go all out making something with vision.

>>213881538 (OP)
Something with a strong anti-immigration message

>>213881664
Woke Lion King remake. Simba becomes a wimpy bug-eating degenerate while Nala becomes the "Lion King" and encourages different animals to mate with each other for the "greater good". After breaking up with the loser Simba, Nala leads by example and mates with Ed and gives birth to a new race called Lyenas. Simba stops being a degenerate and tries to take back his kingdom but is brutally killed and eaten by Lyenas after being pushed off the ledge by Nala.

>>213881538 (OP)
Buy the Call Of Duty franchise. Then remove the guns and hire a rabid communist black tranny to run it and make sure it condemns whiteness and masculinity.

>>213881636
>falador massacre is an entire episode
KINO

>>213881538 (OP)
Start remaking their older content, like 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, or Treasure Island.
But make sure to cast an ugly brown woman in the lead and make the focus of the stories about how much men suck.

>>213883261
... All of those combined into a single movie
>silent rich boy idiot takes a journey to fight with boats and save the president

Baby Yoda but trans

>>213881538 (OP)
It's time
>opening shot is of the ship majestically rising over the horizon
>women begin vomiting, screaming, crying and throwing their shoes at the screen. Some women scratch their faces and pull out their hair
>Males, from 6 to 60, stand and salute. Some hug. Others begin making violent chimp noises

>>213891096
>20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
As a period piece or updated to modern times?

>>213883632
>Make Predator films
>Both feature kick ass girl bosses

>>213881635
They are sitting on A Princess of Mars film rights

>>213891247
I believe the Fincher version that came close was period.

>>213881538 (OP)
>An adaptation of Jeff Smith’s Bone!
>John Carter Anime inspired movie
>An animated football movie that shows the darker side of being a pro athlete
>A dark remake of the Black Cauldron, make it more like the crystal meets Dark souls.
>make a new Mickey Mouse movie
>New W.I.T.C.H live action remake

Disney I’m fucking printing you money.

bring back the mid budget 90 minute slapstick comedy

>>213891299
Oh sweet.


Based on the totality of the thread, my feeling is that 'Boats' could be a very successful film or show right now.

>>213891217
>next we see a close up of the front of the ship, a sculpture of a beautiful, smiling woman with gigantic breasts and long flowing hair

>>213881538 (OP)
Lord of the flies but with teenagers and less murder and more gay Romance. You can add girls but there gay for each other too.

Make some cool rated r shit idk. Disney is for little kids

Here's my idea, tell me if It can roll with the boys
>A passenger ship with small cargo sails in 1700
>The ship stops in a random island for shenanigans, some people de-board to stretch their legs or whatever
>The captain of the ship takes all the boys in a small boat to teach them some sailing around the island
>Cannonballs are heard.The main ship and island is attacked by pirates, the boat with the kids and captain is on the other side of the island
>The captain tell the boys to stay on this side, rushes to the island, dissapears
>The boys stay two days on the other side of the island, when they sail back, the ship is destroyed, everyone dead, some looting occurred, main ship is destroyed
>The movie is the the trip the boys take, on the small boat, to civilization, after some preparations and reinforcements of the small boat on the island.

>>213881707
hey now, they want ideas, not impossible things. seriously that's all they have to do, just make some movies with a couple dudes and a hot chick doing cool fucking things, no preaching, no "subverting expectations" no woke shit

>>213881720
because they've served so much shit under those 2 ips that everyone is avoiding it

>>213881538 (OP)
Tranime, obviously. Disney Tranime.

>>213883475
wohwohwoh are you seriously hating on Muppet Treasure Island?

>>213881664
This is pretty much 100% what I imagine those conversations are like

>>213882958
You basically described Alita Battle Angel

>>213881664
This
They're too stupid to think "people hate woke shit", they think "I guess people are tired of superheroes and star wars, so let's make woke faggy shit about some other brand! Surely that'll work!"

>>213881538 (OP)
disney is for 13 and younger kids
if they want ideas they should just thru all the past 3 decades of scripts people have given them and use that, nothing today is new or original

>>213881664
Disney has produced more stuff with the criteria you listed than most any studio on the planet.

>>213891713
sounds amazing, but what if instead of boys it was girl bosses verses pirates (straight white men) and i'm thinking we could have some indigenous men (african) joining the girl bosses to fight off the evil pirates, obviously we'll need to include some positive role models for the LGBTQ+ community too, but yeah you have some really great ideas!

>>213882800
so a mix of Maxxxine and Neon Demon

>>213881560
/thread

>>213892005
Yes but that franchise was ruined by Cameron's negligence and turned into PG slop.

>>213881538 (OP)
A moobie on how gen x trannies failed to parent gen z, but continue seething about the outcome and fingerpointing rather than taking accountability for their actions

>>213887182
Yeh I always think how we all loved TMNT 2003 as little kids and each found turtles we liked the best and identified with, only for 15+ years later to see people complaining that there's not enough representation of people that look like [insert group here].

>>213881560
this

>>213892278
I would only vouch for this idea if the black men has breeding rituals with all the females

>>213881538 (OP)
Starship Troopers-tier satire but with Europeans fighting the Islamic hordes.

>>213891217
>inb4 russell crowe is kind of fat and schlubby now
That just makes him book accurate.

>>213892928
The whole issue of representation really just boils down to narcissism at its core, people who can't empathise with others look at something that isn't them and say "I can't relate to this, make it look like me instead".
Then when they finally get what they wanted and give it their attention for long enough to understand what it is, they realise they don't like it and drop it to move onto the next popular thing that should be about them.

>>213881538 (OP)

Just get a bunch of 40 year old straight white males to adapt the Thrawn book trilogy into a movie trilogy. Do it like the books. No anti-male agenda, no fag shit, no diversity. You will print money. But they don't want to print money, they want to just bury the anti-white, anti-male fag shit under a thin veneer designed to do nothing more than separate young white males from their money.

>>213881664
Sadly, this.
But Disney still won't get it.

Wander Over Yonder Movie

Women getting fucked in the ass

>>213891068
>its a bunch of clowns and spooky ghosts show up at the GE and harrass nonwhite avatars and jagex episode to protest how much influence people who pay to play should have
kino political episode

>>213881538 (OP)
>Hollywood "creatives"
lol

>>213881538 (OP)
television version of demon deals with megan thee stallion as the demon lady

>>213881538 (OP)
Are there still teen blondes on Disney channel?

Treasure Planet 2

>>213897033
How many sexy catgirls?

>>213897517
Sure, why not?

>>213897033
>>213897517
>>213897656
We were so close ...

>>213881538 (OP)
These retards spent billions of dollars buying massive franchises that were primarily male-oriented and drove them into the ground trying to make them exclusively female-oriented, why don't they just use those but without fucking it up?

>>213881538 (OP)
Evil dommy mommy
Bonus point if she is tall and thick

>>213883261
That reminds me I need to watch Das Boot again

This reminded me to rewatch point break 1991

>>213881560
But all of you are gay

>>213881664
>>213881538 (OP)
It's a body swap story about an incel and raging twitter feminist. They go to the same school and hate each other, but one day they wake in each other's bodies. Incel becomes a whore and feminist kills herself after.

>>213887306
>>213888870
>“Rich Boy Hero 4”
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

>>213881664
rip off WaLL-E but just the first half

Star Wars
>Decanonize literally the Sequel Stories and the awful lore associated with it
>New Trilogy (which will also be named 7, 8, and 9) loosely adapting the beats of the Thawn Trilogy (Rebels vs Remnants of the Empire, Thawn, Mara Jade, and the last Sith followers under the Empire)
>Followed up with an expanded universe of tv shows focused on the New Jedi Order and the Next Generation of Jedi and Sith
>Final Trilogy will be the Vong Wars but cleaned up so the filler and edgy nonsense is removed (if done right, this could be the Star Wars version Endgame)

Marvel
>Full reboot after Doomsday save for Spider-Man
>X-Men take center stage, with all of their iconic stories adapted (hold off on adapting Dark Phoenix though, its already been adapted too many times)
>Going forward the cast is charismatic, handsome / pretty, and comic book accurate
>Iron Man, Captain America, and the Avengers are already established but they're in the background and only show up in cameos and crossover events

It's a gacha isekai and the protagonist is a loser that becomes the most awesome guy in the universe via aura farming

>>213881635
>my orginal idea is to use other people's ideas

>>213881538 (OP)
Uncancel gigantic
Make sure the protagonist gets to actually fight things, at least some of the things he fights should die
Timeskip showing the giant girl grown up later with the protag watching her as she takes some major milestone

Another idea probably not as much interest to younger gen Z but older gen Z would love a wall-e sequel about the process of actually recolonizing earth

>>213900903
Oh also the giant girl she have a sey older sister or cousin or something.

>>213901001
>sey
*Sexy

>>213883018
Weeaboo website

>>213883346
Define fascism.

>>213891127
Besides the rich part this kind of applies to Kaina of the great snow sea

>>213883475
I like treasure island
Well I like the GBA game based on it, I never saw the movie.

>>213901842
Treasure planet I mean

>>213884843
They already did the anime thing with star wars just a few years ago, although I imagine they were breathing down some necks pretty hard.

>>213885792
>every video game I've ever wanted
Disney leadership types are litterly trying to take that away from me right now.

>>213881538 (OP)
Young heterosexual white boy gets thrown into an unexpected adventurous situation, meets new friends, defeats a villain and gets the girl.
The end.

It's not that hard really.

>>213889782
There's an idea, Swimsuit specials or calenders or something, they can age the princesses up if it's really that important to them to pretend teenagers aren't sexy

>>213881538 (OP)
Am I in the room with the executives physically? Rip the cord, yell Allahu Akbar.

>>213887049
They advertised this so hard and then only made 2 episodes despite those seemingly great numbers?

>>213889738
Wait I thought that was a girl

>>213881664
A strong white man recalls a time before the apocalypse when he would impress the cute flowershop girl by lifting heavy shit around the store for her all the time. Back to present day he uses his strength to beat the shit out of an evil warlock or some shit and save the world. He then reunites with the qt (who was a damsel in distress somehow) and marries her. Flash forward, the world is back to normal and they've had a few kids and are happy.