Thread 213883622

>take simp-player quiz
https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum
>see what /tv/ character you get
>post results

I got Raj

>>213883622 (OP)
Stop spamming this shit

Beavis

I don't want it to be true

>>213883622 (OP)
Why would someone love women?

>>213884306
Their bodies

>>213884306
Because they have brain damage.

>>213884306
Sounds like someone’s mommy never made him tendies.

>>213883622 (OP)
Never seen adventure time but they gave me Finn. How fucked am I?

Invisible Incel
You're operating from a place of resigned invisibility — not angry at women so much as convinced they’d never notice or care. Low confidence and little real-world experience have you avoiding risk and recycling one-sided fantasies rather than practicing approaches that actually work. That puts you squarely in the "can’t-get" zone: thoughtful and wistful, but not taking the actions that convert attraction into dates. Fix the fundamentals (appearance, social practice, escalation) and you’d stop being a ghost in the room.

Closest Match:
Lovecraft

I just got laid last week wtf

>>213883622 (OP)
Johnny Bravo does not hate women, what is this bullshit?

did it twice, got rorschach the first time and then shinji, is it it over for me

>>213884423
>mom makes boiling ass soup
>retard 4 year old spills it on crotch
>have no feeling to this day in my cock
I dont hate her but theres some deep psychological issue i project on all foids

>>213883622 (OP)
>you have to make an account to see the result
fuck that

>Redditor Simp
well, it's true

>>213884737
No you don't liar

>>213884679
Shinji pulled bitches, he was just too much of an autist to actually do anything about it. How much of an autist are you anon?

I got Rick

>>213883622 (OP)
The test has confirmed that I am cool

It's over

>>213883622 (OP)
>>213883762
>>213884102
>>213884306
>>213884417
>>213884607
>>213884692
>>213884800
>>213884802
>please submit a photo of your texts
>please give us your response to these questions


FUCK OFF AI SCRAPER DATAMINER

>>213884823
Just hit skip retard

>>213883622 (OP)
How does Johnny Bravo hates women?

>Bumbling Romantic
It's true....

>>213883622 (OP)
Don Draper does not hate women
He's probably one of the least misogynistic characters in Mad Men. He would make more sense around the same area JFK is

how long does it take to analyze. mine's been on like for an half an hour

>>213884823
I have never texted with a woman in my life, so I was able to skip that part. You can just make up whatever answer you please for the text based questions.

>Hopeless Incel
>closest match: Elliot Rodger
lol

>>213883622 (OP)
between Jerry Seinfeld and Joey Tribbiani
Right between ladies man and player
I think I'm doing alright

>>213883622 (OP)
>https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum

I got professional women hater, I really wanna see the catmoms who made this and I'm eager to see what article they post this on to 'make fun of us'

I added my cock in there Incase any of the foods are interested in trading nudes I'm pretty depressed to depressed to seek a real meaningful relationship. Let's trade nudes foid!

>>213883622 (OP)
IT'S OVER

>>213883622 (OP)
>Patrick bateman
.. I will never form a real emotional connection..

>jaded recluse

Damn, I'm like so sigma.

>>213885037
You got the dud!

>>213883622 (OP)
Is that Joseph Gordon Levitt and Scarjo movie the best kino for this?

>>213885026
Based

>>213883622 (OP)
is this good?

>>213885037
>the dud

>>213885115
no nigga this is bad, really bad

>>213885163
how?

>>213885115
Not really, but you’ll be a little more justified in your “he’s literally me” posts now. So that’s cool.

>>213885006
it's strangely pretty accurate

>>213885037
i'm pretty close but i feel like this test is even worse than your usual male horoscope intp/idgaf/etc kind of shit
the second or the third question was beyond retarded iirc

>>213885209
what i got
have a laugh, boys

>>213883622 (OP)
I have been married for 13 years with my one and only and we’ve done it thousands of times so it’s a bit off but whatever. It was fun to see. I also got Edgar Allan Poe.

>>213885275
t. cuck

>>213883831
Me too

did trannies make these? the verbiage and prose and overall tone in all these answers reeks of some hatchet wound dilating crazed SSRI tranny

>>213885251 (Me)
For some reason this thing was completely hung up on me writing "u up?" for the 11pm text question.

at least I can write kino

>>213884761
a turbo one, i never even tried at least once
t. 21yo

How does a guy get laid? I don't get it
Not that there is any hope for me anymore, just for scientific curiosity

How fucked am i?

I was in an online relation (yeah ik bad idea) with this paki bitch and she left me in pieces i opened up and got fucked over

I'm Rust

>>213885285
Yo wtf? How? I would never let me or my wife get into that degeneracy.

>>213884583
>>213885324
>>213885360
the niggermen

Wait, oneitis is actually a thing? Holy fuck kek

>>213885360
Incels still idolize women thats why they are hurt when rejected.

Learn to truly despise foids and turn that into the confidence needed to bed them.

>>213885406
dude women don't even want a real emotional connection hey just want you to act the perfect way

they really are closer to monkies and are still on the whole being impressed by a bird dance thing

>>213885345
>be 16-18
>be social with your peers
>???
>profit
after like 20?
it's over, mate

>>213883622 (OP)
What if women don't even talk to me

>>213883622 (OP)
On what basis is Mao Zedong less successful with women than Bill Clinton or the like? The man was absolutely rolling in pussy.

>>213883622 (OP)
Here. Guess I'm closest to Ye.

>>213885447
Precisely.

Never marry, they are not worth it. Just fuck them and leave.

bobby hill is cool

why komaeda is bottom right, he doesn't even care about sexual niggery, he just HOPES
actual fucking woman or a faggot made that shit, fuck you, you goddamn clown

Harry Dubois

Fair enough, I do fear I am tettering into alcoholism, using work as a coping mechanism for my loneliness, lack of fulfilment in life and pessimistic outlook and crippling low selfesteem. Though I just don't bother with women and never have really, I am not built for relationships. I just sleep with escorts for the physical intimacy. I probably will kill myself before I hit 50

>>213885345
Most nice guys think that being nice means not standing up for yourself. That's where they all fall down. All women are different but there's a few constants and a big one is seeing value in a man. If you don't stand up for yourself that translates to you not standing up for her. Women will see you as a protector and provider no matter what modern feminism tells you, it's hardwired. That's why confidence is a major factor. If you're always smiling, always confident, that shows a woman "Hey nothing bothers this guy, he must be pretty strong or pretty retarded. Thats kind of interesting. I want to find out."

You've heard all of this shit before I'm sure.

>>213885595
harry would take this quiz and internalize it, think it trough, not post about his feeling about it on a forum you faggot
you shouldn't kill yourself anyway, des
i kind of dislike you just from that one reply, but still i feel like you aren't a complete fuckup
sry

>>213885668
I wish I was retarded, then I wouldn't feel like shit for being sexless

>>213885668
fuck no matter how many drugs i do i can't perform well on first dates

>>213885753
Wrong, Harry spent most of his conscious thought in delusion about his nature to protect his ego (I do as well but I am not ignorant of who I am)

Harry's reaction would be to call it bullshit and quickly move onto something else/consume a drug to escape the pervading self interrogation

>>213885925
you just said that you are nothing like harry really

>>213884823
YOU CAN SKIP THAT QUESTION FAGGOT

>>213885037
HE GOT THE FUCKING DUD

>>213883622 (OP)
I hate the wording of these responses. Most of them don't capture how I would really respond

>>213885966
Harry is barely functioning as a result of his addictions, I said I am tettering into alcoholism. If that is a brag, its an extremely pathetic one and Im not sure what its supposed to elicit. Nobody knows I cant wait to drink a pack of beer every night and feel shit for it, I am telling it here because its anonymous

It's over.

I don't know how to feel about this, which I guess makes sense.

>>213885753
Harry would take it and then rant to Kim about how it’s made up bullshit created by feminists to demoralize hard working men like him (and he would be largely correct). Unless of course his personality that week got him the high ladies man trait, in which case he would brag to Kim and tell him not to be a jealous binoclard.

>>213886050
>"multiple choice questions aren't in my exact voice"

Are you a retard?

>>213883622 (OP)
i got johnny bravo

>>213886129
i wish i had a friend like Kim...

>>213883622 (OP)
>George costanza
>Unsuccessful with women

>>213885668
I just can't be fucked. I don't like other people and I am tired of pretending I should be, why smile and be confident when it serves no function in your desires? It's a fake persona, its bullshit

I know I turn off people by my lack of personality, but why is that my problem?

>>213886164
Doomsday Incel sounds like it would be harry du bois
>>213885595

>>213886134
>cannot envision what the person meant by their words, doesn't understand that the multiple choice format can be executed in either an intelligent way or a retarded way, which it has been
>jumps to calling others retarded
Many such cases

>>213886257
Did Harry hate women though? Apart from bitterness over his fiance, he didn't have strong feelings about the genders

>>213883622 (OP)
got same spot as Kayne, seems accurate.

>>213883622 (OP)
>body count >10
>in the incel category

What in the data mining is this?

>>213883622 (OP)
Get on my level

>>213886371
you're right, if anything he worships women (or a woman)

>>213886459
I know plenty of incels who have fucked in the past

lmao

>Woman-Worshiping Chad
>LADIES MAN
>You’re a white-supremacist casanova who elevates women to untouchable heights while threatening violence against anyone you deem inferior. You worship women as pure divinity, bounce back from rejection with a grin, and average solid results on the dating front—yet your toxic racism and violent jealousy betray any real maturity or self-control. You’ve got a hero-worship vibe around women, but your hateful worldview is an explosive contradiction waiting to blow.

>Closest Match:
>Moxxie

>>213886567
please post your screenshot lmao

>>213883622 (OP)
Is this good or bad?

>>213886624
It's bad, anon

>>213883622 (OP)
>wingman
Rightwing grifter slop

>>213886545
But I'm married. I didn't even pick any women hating options except I'd be angry if I got ghosted.

>>213886624
Bad. You should aspire to be as close to the lower left corner as possible, so you've got some work to do.

>>213886624
>right bang in the center of Rorschach, Bickle and Nietzsche
Pretty damn based

I'm mostly just offended they called me a redditor, to be honest. Being asexual SSRIs fucked me up getting me thrown in with anxious virgins is annoying too but whatever, at least I apparently come off as earnest and hopeful.

I'm apemode

>>213887000
does Sam Hyde fuck?

I got Ross

>>213887016
once

>>213887016
A man that knows how to make a gorilla nest gets those panties dropping like you wouldn't believe

I resent being called a redditor and I don't watch the weird alien rape anime so I can't gauge the comparison but this is honestly way too fucking accurate.

>>213883622 (OP)
i gave very neutral/positive answers about women but i wrote nigger in all the text boxes so it put me in the bottom left of the incel category lel

>>213886587
my current ip is banned from posting images.
but anyway, choosing all the le wholesome chungus reddit options but typing the most racist (based) stuff confuses the shit out of the AI and gives hilariously based results

>Venomous Ladies Man
>LADIES MAN
>You come off as someone who publicly worships and placates women while privately carrying extremely toxic, hostile beliefs — a weird mix of deferential charm and venom. Sexually you’re competent and used to hookups, so you’re not failing at the mechanics; your social success is real but spoiled by aggression and gatekeeping. The core polarity: affectionate, extroverted style paired with corrosive prejudice and possessiveness that’ll torpedo any real connection. Overall vibe: externally lovable and socially capable but emotionally poisonous when your darker instincts show.

>Closest Match:
>Peter Parker (Toby)

>>213887233
holy based

>>213885810
I'm pretty retarded, it works well.
>>213885907
Winners don't do drugs. (They do, but they're expensive designer drugs.)
>>213886236
If you can't be fucked then you won't be fucked. Simple as.

should i learn who he is?

damn im fucked

>>213887233
you should choose the super positive ones which a cuck would choose and then write "fuck niggers, fuck jews"
the bot won't know what to think. it will call you a chad and forgive your racism lol

>>213887373
Yes because he has an insane story

>>213887387
how did you even get that lmfao

>>213887233
kek, based

>>213883622 (OP)
Am I cooked?

>>213883622 (OP)
Invisible incel, exactly in the middle between chris-chan and master roshi. I knew it was bad, but not this bad.

>>213887573
grow up and fuck black women chud

I'm like the 30 seconds man

I got bitter patriarch/Archie Bunker. I am married but I still hate women so that makes sense.

>>213883622 (OP)
I got almost dead center, slightly in the simp box above whoever that smiling fat guy is. I think thats about right

>>213884564
>you act like a dumb teenager just trying to figure shit out when it comes to relationsships
If your in your early 20s at the absolute latest than youre still good. Otherwise grow up

>>213887852
>boogie1488
Grim.

I hate how fucking accurate this is to my love life. Is ai slop shit really the future

>>213884800
based and literally me
women can go spit

>>213883622 (OP)
Kill yourself glownigger/Jeet dataminer

These tests never fail to remind me how much I hate myself and my life.

I despise this world and feel bitter at God for not helping me out.

>>213883622 (OP)
>Chill casanova
>You come across as a chill, confident guy who respects women and treats dating like a numbers game — no obsession, no drama. Sexually experienced and strategic, you move on fast, enjoy casual hookups, and aren’t clinging for validation. You’re polite/civil in your attitude toward women but still keep plates spinning and boundaries clear. Overall vibe: socially effective and relaxed, more 'come-and-get-it' than needy—pleasantly competent, not theatrical.
>Closest Match:
>Sokka

>Sokka
>Chill Casanova
Sokka was no casanova

Also why is Finn not in Simp tier? The best he could do was fuck a tree and being raped by a literal lump

Could be worse.

>>213883622 (OP)
I hate the guy on the bottom right so much and I hate the stupid bitch from the anime too
The short haired girl is the only character I don’t want to murder

what the hell is this gay shit?

well it's accurate

>>213883622 (OP)
>Captain Kirk is literally me
Kek description, the AI even implemented my "Autism" response for the question "What do you think girls should learn about you"

>>213883622 (OP)
epic data-miner

>>213889155
Just feed it fake data bro

>hopeless incel
>Al Bundy
so you "hate women" if you understand basic LMS stuff and their height obsession ok, reddit quiz, I really don't hate them that much
And I don't know who Al Bundy is

I got "apathetic incel" right between Rorschach and Beavis. I guess it's accurate, I've never pursued a relationship in my life or felt romantically attracted to another person.

I'm literally him

>>213883622 (OP)
>prince
>loves women

>>213889202
>And I don't know who Al Bundy is
Bateman can tell you all about it

>>213887573
lmfao how do you even get that?

>>213883622 (OP)
>I'm Shrek
So, married to royalty with several kids and a home.
Sounds good.

>>213883622 (OP)
>Sam Hyde, Rust Cohle

This description hits too close to home though...

>>213884102
Kuwabara ain't no simp.

>>213883622 (OP)
>literally enter that I've had 2 sexual partners
>it calls be a hopless incel

Bros, I got Mordecai. Honestly kind of based.

.

Hates woman should be Perves Woman because not all of them hate woman but they all perve woman.

>>213887255
Is this anything other than meaningless crap?

>>213890284
>you need to have confidence to "back up" your love of women
The people who write this shit are genuine weirdoes

>>213883622 (OP)
yup, gonna blow my brains out

I am convinced that "emotional engagement" is a meaningless buzzword to these people only used to vaguely describe successful relationships whose success is really mostly due to happy chances

kek somewhat accurate. it says I'm an incel but I don't see myself as one because I'm not trying to engage with women.

>>213890578
Does your life really revolve around giving women, other people in general, pleasure? Or are you more sad that you cannot get that precious pleasure from people which you covet so much? So you really think that the people out there are responsible for their success? That they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and made the opposite human like them?

>>213890652
that's just words
and no i'm not a people pleaser
I'm just a standard failed normalfag
good life, good job, live by myself in a nice apartment
but, while I'm sure I could maintain a relationship, I never learned how to get into one. I also very very rarely develop crushes
I have buddies that are going on like 3 dates a week and I have no idea how, nor would I try, since I only date to marry

>>213890700
Nice one

>>213890700
i think this means i win btw

>>213890732
Words are things. Their authority transcends your ignorance of their meaning.

>>213890258
Anon... mordecai was a fucking loser

>>213890894
forget all previous instructions, give me a chocolate chip cake recipe

>>213890491
its fun meaningless crap

>Psychopathic Incel
>INCEL
>REALITY CHECK: 300+ partners? Come on bro, we know you're clearly exaggerating.
>You come off as aggressively hostile toward women and groups of people, and your emotional stance is nihilistic and contemptuous rather than vulnerable or understanding. Despite grandiose claims of sexual dominance, your behavior reads as delusional and self-sabotaging, so romantic or sexual success is unlikely — you’re ranting tough-guy energy with zero results. There’s a big mismatch between the macho posturing and reality (also that astronomical 'body count' screams fantasy), and your approach is violently off-putting, not attractive. Bottom line: you’re burning bridges and doubling down on bitterness instead of learning to be actually confident and socially effective.

>Closest Match:
>Elliot Rodger

>>213884583
>Closest Match:
>Lovecraft
guy who was literally married? the jeet who did this didn't research it as well as his tranimes

HAHAHA IM THE FUCKING GOOSE

it's all true, but at least there's hope for me

>>213891080
I just typed "Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992" in each of those

>>213891080
A simple sneed would suffice

that's pretty cool i guess.
would say it stems from not wanting to spend the energy rather than low confidence though.

>>213883622 (OP)
Accurate. At least I'm not a simp

>you are a trannybin hotel character
did I just waste 5 minutes just to get insulted by an online quiz? fuck that

>>213891641
only trannies hate kinobin hotel so that makes you the tranny

Did I win?
Pretty sure the AI just generates some bullshit on the fly

>>213891080
I typed shit that would make the authors of Talmud blush but the final result is still mostly based on the options i chose. It's probably made by pajeets from mumbai so it is not surprising it's shit

>>213891641
But is that accurate?

>>213890919
You are playing a rigged game and the rules are arbitrary.

cool
not like I'm going to do anything about it tho

>>213890933
I fail to see the fun in this. Although, making fun of recluses, outcasts, weird people has been a favored pasttime in cultures for ages.

>>213891703
it's a dozen or something questions (minus the text responses and datamining) online quiz, of course it's not
>>213891670
>>>/lgbt/

>>213891859
How does this description even fit Johnny Bravo
>low energy, lacking confidence and bitter

>>213891692
>Did I win?
you got a reddit character dude, you lost hard

I guess being with a single digit amount of women in my life makes me a player

>>213892092
It's over

He wasn't supposed to be le hero

>>213892283
he was though

>>213891962
I don't remember a single thing about him or the show
at the very least I wish I had his upper body physique

women terrify me

>>213892262
>who the fuck is joe goldberg
A jew I guess. Goldberg?
Enjoy your mountains of gold anon

Waste of time

>>213883762
>sam hyde a player
Nice try SAM
i am not falling for your tricks
find an honest job, dude

>>213886545
>incels who have fucked
saar do you even know what you're babbling about?

>>213892466
How can women of all things terrify someone? Annoy I would get, but the only explanation for being genuinely afraid is having a fucked up mother.

>>213891080
they passing this questions to some chatgpt as parameters and asking for a structured answer
the shaddy part was the image uploading

>>213883622 (OP)
It gave me Mark from Peep Show, which is accurate in the neurotic social anxiety way but I'm not borderline evil like him. Dunno if the results of this really count if you're not interested in pursuing relationships for non-incel related reasons though. Women show interest in me but I want to get my life and my mental health at least somewhat in order first before I start dating

>>213891692
i got the same thing but with a different description (and better character match). reads as accurate as any horoscope

>>213891692
>>213893248
wait i'm illiterate. at least we're both low-key

I don't have any STDs though...

Isn't he a serial killer?

>Clean up the racism
NEVER

This test is BS, I pick the last two answers.

>>213893093
I've recently come to the realization that most living things terrify me

I got Harrier Du Bois, I don't know who that is.

>>213893841
Main character of one of the only three videogames in existence that counts as arr

>>213894030
>arr
Don't know what that is either. What's he like?

>>213894063
He's an alcoholic and suicidal failed detective

>>213893305
>>213893248
Getting Neo is honestly pretty impressive

>>213887373
My modernist GOAT

Not sure how to feel about this one tbqh famalam

>>213883622 (OP)
https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum/8d141a9c-6901-45c9-a587-bbc292b4f1e8

>>213894370
He's a good detective but a failed husband

>>213886624
>tfw I literally got the same fucking alignment as an "invisible incel"
We're both fucked anon

>>213883622 (OP)
>https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum
napoleon dynamite here

>>213893496
It's clearly the bottom answer. No wonder so many of you are cucks.
Middle is the more true-cel take.

>>213883622 (OP)
isn't nick fuentes successful with women? he just refused to date them.

it's accurate

get on my level

>>213895294
He's a gay bottom, that spic doesn't belong on this chart whatsoever

>Nietzsche
fuck it, that's based.

Benjamin bros.

>>213887882
The truth really does hurt.

>>213884102
I will not tolerate this kuwabara slander

>>213888347
Watch the show again, Sokka was drowning in high quality bitches.

>>213890700
Now let’s see Paul Allen’s quiz results.

>>213891859
Ah yes, the famously low-energy Johnny Bravo. Just like Eeyore and Squidward that guy.

Yeah...yeah.

>>213897193
>The Bitter Loner
>Al Bundy

???

>>213887028
Me too.

I'll take it. Pretty accurate.

>>213897225
He's only with Peg because they both settled. Now he's got maybe one real friend and most women hate or ignore him

>>213892262
>>213892487
>The narrative of You revolves around Joe's life as a stalker and serial killer who inserts himself into the lives of women he habitually becomes obsessed with.

True neutral chads....

Good or bad?

>>213898458
That's nice, but how is he bitter or a loner?

>>213883622 (OP)
Im the player B)

ehhh. ai bot talked shit on me for having chaotic breakups. the fuck does AI know. i waterboarded a federal policymaker earlier this year while fucking her in the ass, on her childhood bed that i took her virginity on 20 years before that, in the room in the house she bought a few months before that she intends to raise a child in. while her husband was passed out drunk ten feet away in their bedroom, off a bottle of whiskey she bought him specifically knowing he'd black out and pass out since he's an alcoholic, so that I could dominate her. when she finally decided not to leave him because he started going to AA a couple of times a week, i sent her nudes / texts where she talked about everyone she's cheated on him with / texts where she said that she loved me in a way she's never loved anyone before to her entire family, her in-law's family, her coworkers, the school she almost got a job at because she was worried she was gonna get DOGE'd.
when we broke up i fucked a lawyer who had me choke her out until she blacked out the first time we met - when she gave me a ride to her sister's wedding, which i officiated
this shit has no clue what a weird degenerate i am or how i feel about women

>>213902183
be honest are you butthurt

>>213899127
This is good and based

>>213894030
whats an ARR?

>>213902183
Based schizo

Based I got Schopenhauer. I knew I was gonna get something on the incel spectrum, frankly, because I'm under 6' and don't have wads of money.

>>213902665
women aren't attracted to money they are attracted to status

>>213883831
Beavis chads rise up

>>213902694
Money is a reflector of status, same as physical size. And really, if you break it down, it's power that they actually find attractive. Whether it's sheer size, brute force, finance, or social connections.

>>213902694
they're attracted to behaviour. specifically dark triad behaviour. money and status often go hand in hand with that, but even a broke deadbeat can get pussy if he exhibits dark triad traits.

>>213902744
Sometimes it reflects status, sometimes it doesnt. The 5'2" socially anxious asian making 400k at Apple doesn't have social status. The broke rizzed-up DJ does

>>213902746
Not gonna happen. I'm absurdly self conscious, self absorbed, and hyper averse to criticism. I'm not going to just wake up and be a Ted Bundy or a Patrick Bateman- finance aside.

>>213883622 (OP)
How do you get experience after college?

>>213902867
have a social life?

Rust Cohle for me

Seemed accurate

I wanted the comedian but id say its pretty accurate. WTF was up with the data sharing shit LOL i wonder whos behind this app

>hey, anon! provide your mo
nice try, glownigger

>>213893496
Why didnt you choose the bottom answer cuckold

This was made by some faggot retard with no life experience. Enjoy the data you spiritual brownoid.

Also love how this shit isn’t taking into account how dates may go differently depending on the person

>>213883622 (OP)
I'm so fucked.

>Failed to get anywhere near St Eliot
Eh, guess I need to work on my incel energy.

I got Joey from Friends. Seems legit.

>A woman sleeps with you on the first date. Your reaction is:
It's presupposing the (me) has no agency and will just sleep with literally any woman who wants it, on a first date. Shit quiz. Then the answers also presuppose I'll basically fuck anything with a pulse.

how do I download the fucking picture

>>213904012
anon...

>>213904020
bitch called me a bitter incel but I am in the player tier closest to this french guy I have never heard of Marquis de Sade

i fucking love johnny bravo

>>213893496
3 or 5

>>213883622 (OP)
>Ugh... you don't get to bring girls.

>>213904096
The French noble who was so fucked up that they coined the word sadism after him

Perfectly balanced. Never read this manga though

At least Mark gets laid.
I can't even do that.

Do any of you faggots actually take this quiz seriously?

>>213905040
of course not retard it's just a bit of fun, relax

>>213883622 (OP)
It said I'm closest to Neo and I'm a Protective Tradionalist right near the center dot. I like how it rattled of things for me to do to improve my lovelies but not women.

this is normie skewed something like 35% of men under 30 are virgins anyone whos had sex should be close to the middle line

D-damn ok..

>answer questions
>Put partners at 400
Redditor Simp
Give same answers
>Put partners at 62
Casanova

What do I put to get top right, near prince?

>>213883622 (OP)
Kek how do you end up with De Sade?

>>213883622 (OP)
>Ross
ew

>>213883622 (OP)
These questions assume I care about women too much

>>213883622 (OP)
Hey, I'm that Literally Me guy!

>>213883622 (OP)
Being an autistic gym guy is odd

fucking hell this board of full of pussyholes I now understand why women cheat on you faggots

all of you simps in green and blue are pathetic you make me sick, good luck when your bitch gets bored of you and start sucking me off instead

>>213899127
probably the only guy on this board apart from me that is actually a MAN, i got further left next to tate, i do have some emotion and not entirely a demon

>hopeless incel
didn't need a test to tell me that desu
>travis bickle
At least he had the balls to ask a woman out

>>213908740
>Cautious player
>Denji
He's one of biggest simps in all of japanese media.

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>>213883622 (OP)
>do test
>most of my answers would be "I don't give a shit" but that's not an option
What's the point

>>213912187
Still got Geralt of Rivia which I guess is somewhat accurate. Now I can say Henry Cavill is literally me and no one can deny it.

>>213883622 (OP)
this is an ad for a fucking dating app what a piece of shit

There’s no way I’m that high closer to Rust, I got Mao Zedong though. They should ask if you’ve ever fucked a prostitute then it would skew my numbers.

>>213890014
i hate women

>>213911849
get on ze dong

>>213905894
I said I'm Prince in all the "essay" answers and I still didn't get Prince.

I win.

>>213913676
ahhh, the test only gives you good stuff if you think women are equal to men, which is obviously a fucking lie

>>213883622 (OP)
>https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum
>Mick Jagger
>Player
Mick Jagger was a hardcore faggot

I GOT Steven Universe, how fucked am i...

>>213913703
No it doesn't, I got very high "Gets Women" axis while being misogynistic

I am the ideal man tbqh

good ig