Thread 213885569

The last time they spoke as friends edition

previous >>213877854

I was looking for a full Alien life cycle chart and there were only retarded or incomplete ones. How is this? I used a template from someone, changed a lot of it + added some he had missed. I think it covers all regular variants from movies / games / books. No one-off, mutated or experimental stuff is included, only the normal life cycle. Where there are no lines it indicates unknown or disputed life cycle/origin. Tell me if I missed something. Might add short descriptions later.

Fuck Nibs

>>213885396
Every single thing you said was wrong.
Every single thing I said was right, and provably so.
I have two posts in this thread.
One making fun of Lambert being a tranny and needing drugs to function even in small groups.
The other was a reply to you pointing out the timeline and possibilities based off of canon events that have happened based off of real timelines of events.
I don't know who you think I am, but you are really fucking paranoid and sensitive.
I think you need some of Lambert's paranoia drugs.

>>213885569 (OP)
STOP MAKING THESE FAKE THREADS AUSSIE WE KNOW IT'S YOUUU

YOU SAMEFAG FUCK ASTROTURF ELSEWHERE YOU DONT WANT ACTUAL OPINIONS YOU WANNA BE MADE

HAWLEY IS NOT CANNON

THE CREATOR OF THE FRANCHISE RIDLEY IS


the mods not deleting these samefagging spam posts that he makes constantly when they don't go his way is proof they're paying this guy

I hope you janitors have to get real jobs soon you pathetic fucks

>>213885630
this is completely irrlevant that is not me you were arguing with, I'm referencing the 100s of times I've tried arguing with you all the way down to how xeno biology works and how they're butchering lore

you just get mad and ignore me because Hawley is a bad writer

you're samefagging posts need to die and you're shill

>>213885630
ridley is cannon, he created the series.

the fact you say otherwise and you're obviously paid shows how over the franchise really is

you are here all day every day since 2024

>>213885569 (OP)
Today I learned that Firefly used Weyland Yutani tech in the pilot episode.
I don't think the two should be considered canon to each other though.
Earth That Was in Firefly sounds a lot like Earth in Alien Resurrection though.
Probably because Whedon worked on both.

>>213885630
ssamefagging faggot die a horrible death

>"AYO IMMA LAND THE SHIP NOW"
>9/11s it
what the fuck was his plan? i havent seen ep 3 yet and i watch this slop while scratching my balls and shitposting on 4 boards at once, but why the fuck couldn't he... not crash the ship into the towers? of a competing company?

>>213885736
Yeah it's an easter egg most likely by Whedon. It's not canon in any way just like the Blade Runner tech in Outland doesn't make it part of that universe or the Xeno skull in Predator 2 doesn't make that movie part of the AvP universe, it's Predator only. Easter eggs are just that.

>>213885748
hawlwey is a hack his work isn't cannon and he's making goyslop from AVP cannon while trying to say Ridley the creator of the series isnt

it's actually fucking over fuck these astroturf threads done by one self proclaimed tranny e girl who's austrlian and makes these threads from the moment he wakes up to the moment he sleeps

if they don't go his way he makes another, or hell same fag replying to every post

this guy should die

Incredibly expensive snorefest.
>>213885612
Very cute nipples in that photoshoot.

>>213885699
You've never argued with me.
>>213885726
Stop your retarded trash. I've never argued with you.
I know who you think I am now after your screenshot, but it's not me.
I've posted maybe ten times in these threads since the show came out.
Mostly agreeing with the guy that thinks Wendy and her brother are some sort of psychic.
Go be a fucking paranoid retard elsewhere.
I'm not your nemesis, schizo.

>>213885781
watch hell make another now just like he did with his one

make this guys job hell

>>213885799
I guarantee you I have and you link your old posts so you cant samefag and lie lol you stupid fucking boomer

we argued about the AVP cannon goyslop Hawley is doing, once you realized you were wrong you just ghosted me

you make these all day and you're same fagging faggot nigger

>>213885781
The
Nigger
Goo
Is
Dead
Cope and seethe, faggot lmao.

>>213885748
I don't know who anyone in your picture is.
It's not me, schizo.
I've posted more in response to your madness than I have posted in any of these threads.

>>213885849
yup its you

sorry bud ridley Scott is cannon he created the series

Hawley is a hack who cant write you can samefag all you want he's just some dumbass

you're the same guy who tried to say this board thinks blacksnowhite was hot and shit all of your shit is low tier goyslop astroturfing

tired of his plot armor against the xenomorph.
it happened twice already
he better be an android

>>213885858
dude you're literally linking and referencing your old threads where you're commenting, it's so undeniably you and everyone on this board calls you out daily

you are fooling zero

maybe don't link your previous threads and comments that you make all day>>213885870
look he's trying to hide this by spamming the thread with shitty images he was gonna use on other shitty threads

>>213885904
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>>213885858
>>213885839
>>213885777
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>>213885598
fooled and hid the truth to nobody, you're literally just talking to yourself and me in here and you ban evades so much I hope you always are this lonely

LAMBERT IS NOT A TROON. IT WAS ADDED BY SOME FAGGOT as a bonus feature on Alien Anthology Blu-ray box set. It doesn't even match the Alien Legacy DVD box set data lmao. Reddit trannies rewriting history as usual.

>>213885779
I know it's not canon. It was just neat. I caught several episodes of Firefly when it was airing and the mounted sentry gun felt oddly familiar to me the second time I saw Firefly twenty plus years ago.
I saw Aliens on laserdisc in 1988, so it had the sentry gun scenes in it. Talking with friends about that scene made them call me a liar because it wasn't in the VHS version, but it was in the version I saw way back then.
Glad they restored the scenes on DVD later. I thought I was imagining shit.

>>213885953
look guys he's doing damage control for his shitty show

fuck you Aussie troon get a real job astroturfing and ruining tv is not a real job

yea I accidentially linked a namefag the rest is you

>>213885569 (OP)
>Ripley:"How do we kill it Ash?"
>Ash:"You can't, you don't have a meat hook."
>Ripley:"We what?"
>Ash:"Oh yeah you see the company has eye recordings of a synth who just nabbed it with a metal hook, walked with it like a dog on a leash and then threw it around. For some reason the ship-hull melting acid blood did nothing to the hook."
>Ash:"It didn't even resist being dragged around by the synth, despite there being an earlier recording that shows it threw around said synth, a human, several big cuts of meat all inside a metal container and thus one could conclude it had more than enough strenght to do so if it wished. So one can assume metal hooks are its big weakness."
>Ash:"But anyways you don't have one here so, so much for that."

>>213885884
>ridley Scott is cannon
Ridley Scott is a cannon? Lmao. Hawley is a hack and so is senile Ridley but Hawley gets props for killing off your precious engineer nigger cum.

>>213885961
look see he's not getting the astroturfing interaction he needs so he's gonna spam the thread and reply to every comment down

fuck this fucking faggot and when that runs out he samefags

and if the thread makes fun of him too much he makes another

if he gets banned hell evade it and screenshots it as a joke

fuck this austrlian troon

he openly calls himself a troony his guy is a tea app foid

>>213885837
I don't link any old posts.
Are you the retarded faggot always bitching about Prometheus?
Or the other retarded faggot that bitches at the Prometheus guy?
I've seen you two fight before.
I'm out, I don't want any of you two's bullshit.
Like I said, go be a retard elsewhere.

>>213885953
>IMAGINE thinking that in the future were humanity has reached the stars and made Synths...troons aren't all perfect and all pass...

>>213885988
>literal slop response

k buddy

I like your new method of spamming shitty images so the pictures run out and no one can show proof of you same fagging fuck your shitty fake threads

>>213885569 (OP)
Last episode was pretty meh. I was not expecting realism from this, knowing the showrunner, but that guy being impaled and still fighting an xeno was pretty dumb, then him bitting those cables to make the door work was even worse, but the cherry on top was the synth girl cutting that whole ass acid neck with a little butter knife. The whole thing felt so out of place, also Xenomorphs needs a better hunting technique, their strategy make zero sense.

That said, in this episode the kids were the best part, both the boys goofing around and the little hapsburg waifu getting dissociation, this has a lot of potential. Also the girl trying to steal the spotlight is way more cute than autistic nepo tho, I like that.

To finish my blog, I really hope that small tadpole turns into some horrific giant lung xeno, that would be sick.

>>213886015
>fooled no one>>213886022
STOP SAME FAGGING

>>213885952
The only posts I have on here are the ones calling you a schizo retard.
Now, fuck off, schizo.

no hardhat?

>>213886001
You're fucking schizo
>>213886015
We disagreed about FTL but you were right about the nostromo travelling 39ly in 2 years. You were wrong about Lambert being a troon in 1986.

>>213885972
Still not me, fuckstick.

>>213885612
dang

do the face!

Test

is this series worth watching or is it Aliens slop

>>213886133
>when every cousin in your family have been marrying each other since the 1800's

>>213886133
She probably fucks like a tiger tbqh...

When is Lorne Malvo gonna show up?

>>213886133
Grave's disease. Not even once.

>>213886133
my girlfriend (female)

>>213886133
Resting blow up doll face.

>>213885983
Maybe the hook had some antacid coating. You know, to relieve upset stomach and such.

>>213886143
It's worth watching if you like Aliens or Noah Hawley's shit (or both). I can't think of a reason anyone would watch it other than that.

>>213886259
Probably chrome, to avoid rust. Not sure how the acid would react to that.

>>213885612
I wish

>>213886382
disgusting, Erf has the worst actresses

>>213886382
Did the creators of this show just go trolling for actresses that like to get naked and then just not allow them to be naked in the show?

Rain moggs the alien erf bitches

>>213886259
teflon, nigga.

>>213885983
It just works m8

>>213886413
fag

>>213886443
curly too??

>>213886469
nou

>>213886443
The male gaze is illegal and if you dare try titlate men like Sydney Eva Braun Sweeney you will be summarily cancelled, sweaty.

>>213885898
they better tune down her xeno infrasound perception or she's gonna be fucked up the entire season

>>213885983
And she was a good friend.

>>213886325
>>213886446
Why didnt WY just make the outer layer of the Nostromo and those xeno containment chambers from that? They stupid or what?

>>213886519
She's doing the titillating.
I didn't put her in those clothes, nor have I ever seen that picture before. Someone linked a compilation of her modeling pics and I saw a few, but I missed that one.
I think her character in the show is going to run from the island. She's going to try to escape. She knows something is wrong and the little eyeball dude freaked her out to the point where she realized that she and her companions are nothing more than playthings of a childish trillionaire.

>>213885569 (OP)
this still looks better than the show, and the alien looks more realistic in this still than in the show. he looks leathery and dry in the show, where he should be slick and wet and metallic/glassy

this show is now homework for me, i will be fast forwarding through every "child" scene, even though there's some good scenes and imagery here and there (the alien egg biopsy scene was kino, as well as the xeno hiding on the statue and then slithering down, or the creepy cat corpse)

>>213886611
I have no idea why starships are not covered in chrome.
It looks fucking awesome, and I'd do it for the aesthetic alone. Plus, it's pretty tough.

>>213885569 (OP)
why the design of the animatronic is so different? specially the chest
https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/1958248863170789753

>>213885777
my advice is stop analyzing garbage scenes (of which there are many) and just enjoy the occasional good moment or two

>>213886382
>thats not lace, its a xenomorph

>>213886712
looks like shit

>>213885598
I know nothing about this, but it seems right enough based on what I remember from the movies. Why is the king by himself? Like why doesn't he have any lines connecting him to the other xenos?

>>213885598
jesus christ wtf, I thought there like xenomorphs and queens

>>213886726
I think the poster put the alien over her naughty bits to make it /tv/ safe.
She seems to have no issues showing them off.

>>213885569 (OP)
Are they going to give him a cyberlung or something?

>>213886776
her other pics have some nice furiously red bush

Just kill the gay brother.
No one likes him

>>213886776
I just thought it was funny is all

>>213886382
>>213886133
>>213885612
If she closed her mouth, would she die?

>>213886785
You only need one lung faggot

>>213886822
It would be extremely painful

>>213886754
Because there is no official info/knowledge where he comes from in the life cycle. Is he an advanced Praetorian? Is he from a special egg/hugger that only Empresses can produce? Is he a variation of the Queen? We don't know. He is possibly the rarest form alongside the Queen mother up top. Since he appears only on highly developed, vast, populous and often old hives there has to be a super special mission to such a place to learn more about him.

>>213886822
It would be extremely painful

>>213885612
nibble

>>213886839
To live like e 90 years old the rest of your life?

>>213886754
>>213886879
>Owing to its gargantuan size, the King caused localized tremors wherever it walked. It was almost impervious to the effects of small arms fire, and could repair any damage inflicted upon it almost immediately. The King's regenerative abilities were enhanced when it consumed its prey, enabling it to recover from the most grievous of injuries.

>When attacking at range, the King was able to fire a sizeable ball of acid capable of dissolving even entrenched targets. For closer combat, the King would emit a screech and charge with unlikely speed before bringing its enormous claws and tail to bear on its prey; both were equally effective against infantry and tanks. The King could also command other Xenomorphs; at least one King was accompanied by seven Drones.

Very based. The more I learn, the more I love this universe.

>>213886785
probably

>>213886133
I'd do her face

>>213886363
I'm looking through the 9-disc DVD set (the "Quadrilogy") for the crew bios, but not finding them. they should be on either disc 4 (extras for Aliens) or 9 (mostly trailers for all 4 movies up to that point, some making-of documentaries, etc.)
I know the one that says Lambert is a tranny is in the blu-ray set, but I could've sworn it was on the DVDs too (although I got the blu-rays a few years later and have watched those a lot more than the DVDs).

>>213886958
>>213886133
>>213885612

>>213885983
>the alien just forgot it has a tail, it's favourite appendage

>>213886989
kek

>>213886989
>you know nuffin' jon snu

>>213886959
>tells me to press the >>| button
>it takes me back to the menu
>the >| "next chapter/title" does the same
FUCK.

>>213885839
Oops, jizzed on your head.

he big

>>213886879
It's a man made creation in Aliens: Rogue.

>>213886959
i think it's visible in the 4k of Aliens, in the scene where they're interrogating ripley, and it's showing the scrolling bios of the nostromo crew in the back

whole thing here, assembled from the scrolling text i think:
https://scontent.flis9-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/118470501_2629929937219515_8550230643255883288_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=45rhDRWYJVEQ7kNvwHlcMQ-&_nc_oc=AdlFGUB-MwHdijrGkzsu_Mx2oTfpKqutBgYYL6l3QHC5l-CnSIfrD0H4iMAPS8QDUSU&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent.flis9-1.fna&_nc_gid=iwrKmEh7idINDRXJywPBAA&oh=00_AfVGcsLz161VO-t9gsA4Zdp3_TMZThqH8slnDQbkzfLp_g&oe=68CF0F76

>>213887026
>jewess

>>213887079
?

>>213886785
I think they already did.
Whatever is in his chest is uniform in color, and not a normal part of his body.
Also, keeping the brother alive and in good health will be a massive lever on Wendy.

>>213886930
He only needs to live for five more episodes and probably won't even make it that far

>>213887062
That's the standard King. That was a one-off man-made thing that had several names and one of the was king. The one in the pic is part of the life cycle.

>>213887093
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks_Newmark

>>213886958
So what's her deal? I'm half asleep in front of that show, I assume the "eye" alien did something to her but what is it?

>>213887062
>>213887128
That's NOT the*

>>213886950
>Very based. The more I learn, the more I love this universe.
There is a White Xenomorph that talks and hates Black Xenomorphs. He joins a human crew.
I am not making this up. Check it out.

>>213887134
her mom is not jewish making her a shiksa

>>213887113
Wow okay interesting

What a fucking hack this guy is. His whole career is just him copying other artists down to the minutia and for some reason this grants him a career, because he's good at copying.

Genuinely what a loser. I always felt weird watching the Fargo show because it's such a specific style to copy and not only does he copy that he copies a bunch of the Coen's filmography in it. Worst thing is that it's not a bad show either (unlike Alien Earth) but it's got this gross cynical feel to it, like we're supposed to be clapping because he is copying the idiosyncrasies of the coen brothers really well. This type of stuff is the actual death of art, not AI or capeshit, it's productions getting good at copying the aesthetic of things people used to love.

What a terrible, terrible show.

>>213887062
This is the Rogue xeno from the book. It's not the King from the life cycle pic.

>>213887134
Lily is christian
https://www.dreshare.com/lily-newmark/

>>213887138
People are saying the ayy corrupted her when it touched her but I think it's "normal" PTSD
She keeps flashing on her near death experience and comparing it to her actual death experience in the mind transfer

When she touches her fucking eyeball the thought had to be "I'm not even alive right now"

Wait, can a facehugger implant a dolphin?
Can't the Xeno just throw eggs in the sea?

>>213887164
neat, /ourxeno/

>>213887211
a dolphin would rape the facehugger first

>>213887188
Now show the White Aryan Xeno that talks.
And don't forget about Xenos wearing human skin.

>>213887211
they can implant Vooterverts

>>213887189
>straight
>non vegetarian
problematic

>>213887177
He's basically living the dream I can't pretend like I'm not jealous.

>>213887177
if the copying was well done and paid respect and homage to the original (say like tarantino or george lucas with the original star wars), it would make a good result. unfortunately it's adding retarded shit that breaks everything and is added because this guy is "le quirky" personified, so we get this tone deaf, tone whiplashing show (fargo and legion had the same shitty problems, i don't think i ever finished the first season of fargo)

Upgraded xenos and predators ruin the aura of mystery to me

>>213887067
Can you do one for Dallas? Supposedly he was also trans, and backlash is why his bio says "male (natural)"
btw, before anyone spergs, this is all a Cameron invention and not canon to the Ridleyverse

>>213887236
The white talking ones were some hybrid between xenomorphs and predators with human genes, if I recall correctly?

>>213887188
Has there been any discussion on atmosphere composition affecting the speed of the Xeno lifecycle?
I've often wondered if high oxygen composition speeds it up, or whether say a high methane concentration would slow it down.

Why does every Alien series have to be Blade Runner fan fiction?

>>213887100
Oh I missed that frame.
Yeah, I assumed they were saving it for that, although I was surprised to see the rest of the team on the island too.

>>213887309
There are several White Xenos

>>213887317
shared universe and it's cool

>>213887346
What comic is this from?

>>213887057
doesn't look like sexual organ 0/10

>>213887236
>>213887309
>>213887346

Very sus cover

>>213887311
Nothing that I've read. It takes traits form the host, if the host breathes methane so will the xenomorph. Obviously it needs a healthy environment for the host to grow properly.

>>213887346
The comics are wild, don't tell me that at one point there is a human-xenomorph love and sex story

>>213886716
This.

>>213886959
The originals are in the Alien Legacy DVD set.

>>213887200
What do we actually know about Lost Boys so far?

>they don't eat
>they don't poop
>they don't bathe (?? cars still get dirty wtf)
>they don't have hormones
>but they do have programs specifically designed to simulate the emotional effects of hormones
>they definitely have emotions
>the true robot scolds them for having emotions because emotions make him very angry
>do they sleep? Wendy always seems to be laying the fuck around

...yeah, it's all utter nonsense huh?

>>213887301
I could only find this page from 2012, which contradicts the Lambert being trans, and says Dallas is Male Natural:
https://alienseries.wordpress.com/2012/10/20/nostromo-crew-profiles/
"Taken from the Alien Legacy DVD set, these are the histories of the Nostromo crew pre-Alien and are allegedly derived from Ridley Scott’s character notes. "

>>213886133
>daughter of an American Jewish richfag who was in private equity despite a fan inferior to her poorfag gentile contemporaries
Many such cases, even the main girl too given that she's a nepobaby.

>>213887067
yeah, but I'm trying to see if it (the part about Lambert's "despin conversion") was in the earlier releases. I know it's in the later ones.
I can't seem to access the photo galleries (from the laserdisc archive, etc) and it's probably not clear enough in the DVD transfer of the actual movie to read.
I've also got an older Aliens "Special Edition" DVD laying around, but I think that's pretty much exactly the same as disc 3 of the Quadrilogy box set.
they may be on the "Alien Legacy" 20th anniversary DVD but I don't have that.
also IRL MU/TH/UR (chatGPT) says they aren't in this box set.

https://alienseries.wordpress.com/2012/10/20/nostromo-crew-profiles/
seems to indicate that the "Alien Legacy" DVDs had one version of the crew profiles created for "Alien" and the later blu-ray set had the ones for "Aliens", with Lambert's trannyspin added.

>>213887464
They don't seem to need to "sleep" except when they are put to bed for monitoring/maintenance.

>>213887317
Cameron being cute and then other nerds going along with the joke

>>213887503
>In a preview of the bonus feature menus for the "Alien Legacy" box set posted to USENET, the bio for Dallas had him as being born female and Lambert as being born male, suggesting gender reassignment before the events in the movie. Negative fan reaction prompted this to be changed before production of the DVDs. Their bios now display their gender with "natural" in brackets behind it, implying that gender reassignment is a fairly common procedure in the future. -IMDB

>>213887503
Despin was some sort of colony that for some reason didn't bring enough women and decided to start chopping up boy kids to make them into sex toys if I remember right.
Jesus christ, just send along a few female synths programmed to be whores. It's easier.

"This Summer You'll Believe a Man Can Fl-Aughhhhh!"

>>213887535
Lol I remember that faggot razorfist doing this. He loathes aliens and fully doing the
>yep alien and blade runner are set in the same universe
thing unironically

>>213887607
I could have sworn there was a Jason vs. Alien where he gets infected, and then obviously an alien bursting out of his chest does not actually harm him at all so he just gets pissed and decides to hunt down and kill the Jasalien

>>213887535
Well, one of the Weylands was tutored by a Tyrell before he went in a different direction for his own synthetic beings.
This seems like a long term plan if true.

>>213887291
I feel like there's a big difference between paying homage and copying.
What Tarantino does is not comparable to something like Star Wars The Force Awakens or this show. Not even the Fargo show is, and that show is admittedly not bad, in fact I quite like season 2 of that show, but there is this unavoidable feeling nagging at me over the whole thing where it's just stealing.

>>213887651
He turns into a worm thing that takes over people in Jason Goes to Hell.

>>213887113
>Bottomburster
Thankfully we've already got a team to deal with it

>>213887416
The Legacy set seems like it has less content overall than the Quadrilogy set: one disc per movie, and a bonus disc, while the Quadrilogy has two discs per movie and a bonus disc.
but doesn't have the Nostromo crew bios.
from the 1999 Aliens "Special Edition" DVD, it's pretty blurry but I can see the "(male to female)" and "...traumas related to gender (alteration)" lines, although Ripley's in the way and it's not clearly in focus.

>>213887651
The established lore in comics and novels(that is shared between them) is that implant even if removed changes your DNA and gives you irreparable damage resulting in very malignant cancers within a year

>>213885777
He expects mugimba mafasa even as a cyborg, to be able to do the trajectory math and put in console commands to realign the boosters etc.

....ngmi

>>213887842
Everything matches up.
It was there in the Aliens original release.
It just wasn't in focus.

>>213887389
One of the comics has Xenos growing fully within the humans until they explode like popped balloons

>>213887842
Yeah, fine, I give up. She's a tranny according to James Cameron. Veronica Cartwright said she wasn't aware.

>>213887886
So Cameron truly did retcon her into a tranny. Bravo Cameron you fucking hack.

>>213887842
>>213887886
Not canon, sorry.

>>213887905
Never give up, never give the trannies an inch.

I liked the first episode and that's all I watched. I heard bad stuff about 2 (that it was just kinda retarded), but nothing about 3. How is it so far?

>>213885569 (OP)
I know these threads are usually waifu circle jerks but holy fuck,t his is Superman/Clark Kent tier acting.

>>213887990
It's the same stuff. It will be the same stuff all season.

>>213887990
Morrow is kinda cool. He's starting to me Ole Munch vibes and I'm interested to see where his story goes.

>>213888063
one of the kids is black? why did I not notice?

>>213887952
Making Lambert a drug addicted low IQ tranny makes perfect sense if you look at the way Lambert acted in Alien.
Bitchy, emotional, shit at his job, and does nothing but screech hysterically all of the time when he is not physically attacking his superior officers like when Lambert attacked Ripley for demanding to follow decontamination procedure.

>>213887957
Honestly, this is like Fincher Killing off Newt and Hicks. An ouroboros of cultural vandalism by each successor. Should I care that Newt & Hicks were killed when they were the creation of tranny lover and AI upscale proponent James I love faggot trannies Cameron?

>>213888097
There are no trannies in my favourite movie, sorry.

>>213888088
You thought he was the cyborg guy.

>>213888129
>James I love faggot trannies Cameron

lel

>>213885779
To me Alien and Predator are canonically the same universe. Just not as shown in the AvP movies.

>>213885569 (OP)
They are going to end up putting a xeno conscious into a synth(so that kavalier can have his really interesting discussion) or we will get some variant of synth body xeno either created like a synth or we will have a xeno that is born of a synth possibly cyborg.

I could be wrong and Wendy will just talk to the xenos for kavalier but my idea is cooler.

>>213885569 (OP)
Those fucking aliens are so disgusting, they look like giant cockroaches.

>>213888172
>They are going to end up putting a xeno conscious into a synth

This is the most likely, completely retarded, so probably will happen

>>213888153
They are 3 different universes. You can pick and choose. If you don't like the AvP on screen, you can go comics/books. There are a ton of books, very different from the movies and expanding the lore massively.

>>213886785
She looks way better here.

>>213886133
I can't tell if I'm just coomer-brained but I find it really weird that she's not a pornstar.

>>213888063
The acting of this show is pretty mid to bad so far but the buddy moment of these two was actually fun, you really believe they are two dumb kids.

>>213888303
saar

>>213887211
Which xeno in what sea?

>>213887870
The established Jason lore is that he has been drowned, stabbed, electrocuted, melted with acid, riddled with hundreds of bullets, blown up with a rocket launcher, blown up with a grenade launcher in a completely separate incident, and thrown through earth's atmosphere until all of him burned up except a chunk of his mask and he tanked it all

Getting a chestburster would be a very aggravating inconvenience for him

>>213888131
I don't like them either. They're useless and a net negative on society.
But what I am seeing is that Cameron was so disgusted with the hysterical and useless character Lambert is that he retconned Lambert from being a woman to a drug addicted tranny that couldn't even do the one job he was assigned.
I see it as Cameron shitting on trannies. It would be far different if Lambert was somehow pivotal to Ripley escaping, or even in some way useful in the first movie.

>>213885898
I love how flat she is.

>>213888343
But would he ignore a cat out of respect like xeno?

>>213888253
Must be the light

>>213888247
>This is the most likely, completely retarded, so probably will happen
Bravo Noah. I can't wait to see what happens next on the teenage mutant ninja synths.

>>213888346
I like this take. I will still forever refuse it as canon, but that makes it a bit better./

>>213887886
>>213887905
Yeah, it's annoying, especially when redditors try to claim she was canonically a tranny in Alien, because she wasn't.
Also trying to check the 2003 DVD release (disc 3 of the Quadrilogy box set) and it doesn't seem to want to load. disc looks fine, no scratches or anything. This would be really annoying if I didn't have multiple backup copies of all the Alien movies.
Probably the same transfer as the 1999 DVD, and if I'm watching Aliens I'm watching it on blu-ray (except that set seems like it's designed to scratch the discs, the way they slide out of the cardboard) or the random rips I've got for when I just need to reference something really quick and don't care if the audio is in Spanish or Hindi.

>>213888270
If you didn't pay attention to this slop and let it die then she'd not be offered more roles and the likelihood she'd end up in Mike Adriano's studio more likely. Dream it, think it, do it.

>>213888063
Those two are great, they do talk like pre-teens

They should have made a TV series about LV-1201

Look it up.

>It's good

Well there's a pleasant surprise.

>>213888270
She looks like acclaimed HBO actress Elisa Marilyn Jones

>>213888270
are you mixing her up with Chloe Cherry from Euphoria and The Idol?

>>213888436
>Probably the same transfer as the 1999 DVD, and if I'm watching Aliens I'm watching it on blu-ray (except that set seems like it's designed to scratch the discs, the way they slide out of the cardboard) or the random rips I've got for when I just need to reference something really quick and don't care if the audio is in Spanish or Hindi.
Iso rip everything then view it via coreelec kodi. It supports Java DVD/blu-ray menus.
Ridley would likely kowtow to the redditors and say, yes, she's troon and I always meant for her to be troon, like he tried to retcon Deckard being a replicant. The redditors will then proclaim it truly canon, update every wiki and you'll be banned for trying to disagree.

>>213888088
It's weird that you say that because I thought him and Morrow were the same actor for the entire first episode because I'm racist

>>213888303
The acting is perfect.
I feel like all the people whining about the acting never actually watched Alien/Aliens

>>213888436
I still own the Aliens VHS from the early 90s.
The problem is that the resolution is so awful that you cannot even get close to reading what is on the screen.
The words are just a green blur.

>>213888629
>>213888088
I wonder if they made them look similar on purpose. This shot from the trailers, I think it's Smee and Slightly, but it could just as easily be Morrow, especially when you're just getting a glimpse in a trailer. The actors are very close in height, one's an inch taller than the other. But the hairstyle is closer to Smee's.
Also pretty sure that's the MILF scientist's husband on the raft, so we got the lungburster and him chestbursting to explain the coppertop xeno and the snakeskin one. plus anything that happens with the other ayylmaos.

>>213888629
I assume you are racist.
But also it did the show no favours by casting genuinely similar-looking black guys. Both darker in the complexion with round faces and almost identical hair styles and facial hair.
Their differences are more obvious the more you watch the show obviously (complexion isn't identical, hair is a little different, very different facial expressions), but I suspect you're not the only one who got them confused early on.

>>213888666
Goddamn, Santa just replied to my post!

>>213885569 (OP)
Wendy has officially grown on me. I find her attractive.

>>213888720
yeah, have those too but absolutely no way to play them or get screencaps now.
blu-ray transfer's probably the clearest, but they weren't really in focus, so they're just higher-definition blurry.

One of the aliens they captured and brought back should have been Sil from Species.

>>213885569 (OP)
Why did the xeno do that thing where it sort of peeked in at them in the meat cooler, and then backed off, and started fucking around on the roof? I thought they were going to be doing the Alien 3 thing, where her brother had already been facehugged while he was unconscious and didn't know it or something.

trying for 8s

>>213888809
Or Mac from Mac and Me.

sheeeit

>>213888616
Ngl, I actually kind of like those two. At least they have the excuse of being literal children.

When does it get good?

>>213888768
>I assume you are racist.

first day?

I will consider Alien: Earth canon only if Slightly is killed within the next 3 episodes

>>213888936
Okay but literally who asked?

>female lead
>blacks and browns eveywhere
Why is there a thread about a dei show?

>>213888754
Are him, morrow, and bonus guy from alien all the same actor?

>>213888990
All black people are the same actor

>>213885777
>"have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?"
>"yes man! God damn get off my back I know what I'm doing!"
>"mind if I try?"
Why are xeno such dicks when it comes to IT?

>>213888997
it's all yaphet kotto

>>213888800
Yeah, my earlier picture with the red lines comparing it to the character bios was from the 99 DVD rip.
Realistically speaking, typing out whole bios to fill in and add later into the movie itself for the DVD release over such a tiny part of the movie would make no sense and no one in 1999 would pay just to add that to the film itself.
Plus, with the tech available then, it would be noticeable as being out of place from the original film. Think George Lucas adding in shit that wasn't in the original Star Wars with CGI.
Pretty sure it was always there, just not readable until it went to DVD.

>>213888849
Can't believe they got him

>>213888884
>slow oriental music on the background
So lacist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

>>213888990
I'm certain Morrow is Parker's grandfather and we won't find out until later.
Only reason it could be to cast a guy that is the spitting image of Yaphet Kotto.

1) I'm not gay but hey cmon Timothy Olyphant guys

2) I'm gonna watch Alien 3 tonight. just letting you know. I've honestly never seen it and didn't even realize it was Fincher's first movie.

>>213888884
I want trillionaire yellow and horizontal cooze

>>213885612
>I'm a fish

You're not a damn fish! Close your lips!

>>213889001
>Why are xeno such dicks when it comes to IT?
They use macs. Enough said.

>>213888375
He may or may not have killed a dog in Part 2 and Part 4. It's really unclear in both cases.

>>213889080
Alien 3 (director's cut) is trash. It's jankily edited and sounds horrendous (you can hear the static in the background). It's not as terrible as slop like Alien vs Predator but it shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath as Alien and Aliens.

>>213889080
>I'm gonna watch Alien 3 tonight
Bishop II is human. Not an Android. The makeup and prosthetics artist apologised for contributing to the ambiguity and went overboard with the ear.

>>213889080
You might enjoy Alien 3. I don't love it, but the franchise has done so much worse, and I think most of the hate it gets is for the fact that it's not Aliens 2. I used to hate it for that exact reason.

>>213888988
i wonder this. it's not canon either, so what's the point?

>>213889080
There was a funny video I watched many years ago that called Apple products an abusive relationship where the device tells you that everything is your fault when the product fails to do something.
Can't find it now, probably blacklisted from the internet.
But it pointed out how Apple products always said that a failure to do something it was programmed to do was listed as user error, and demanded that you do it right if you wanted the product to function.

>>213889139
I grabbed the "Assembly cut" whichever one that is...

>>213889161
no, the hate comes from shitting on everything before it, being depressing and hopeless throughout, all characters being bald british men, killing the only interesting character near the start, and most of the movie consisting of bald british men running through the same brown tunnels being picked off by the alien. twice.

>>213889164
The Alien franchise is such a clusterfuck mess that I disregard anything that isn't Alien, Alien Isolation, and Aliens. I can take or leave Alien 3 and Romulus, and I'm still reserving judgment on Earth until it's done, but I'm enjoying it enough thus far.

this is prometheus-tier levels of dumbassery kek

>>213889008
Oh my god

>>213889139
>>213889219
"Assembly Cut" is from the Quadrilogy box set, the blu-ray version fixed the janky audio and video from the DVD version.

>>213885598
Alien (1978) canon was egg -> face hugger -> chest burster -> 7-foot hominid -> cocooned human/engineer host -> egg
Cameron's Aliens sullied it with the queen conceit.

>>213889080
im not gay either but i need this man to dig in my guts with his big gilf cock like a coal miner and fill me until my insides get absolutely saturated with his thick creamy load to the point where i start sweating out his cum which i will happily lick off my own body and swallow once again

>>213889224
I get you there, but I don't know, I guess in light of the depths of awfulness the franchise has sunk since then, I've grown more lukewarm on it than outright hating it. It has some redeeming qualities (it looks great, and the score is incredible, and the last 5 minutes or so I think do a decent job closing out Ripley's story).

>>213889313
That would be a stupidly inefficient life cycle.

>>213889358
gilf? really?

>>213885612
ok I'm ready. do not back out on me now, Nibs!

>>213885898
MY BABY BLUE

>>213888629
>>213888768
I guess I'm raysis too..then I realized morrow is older and fatter

i'm not sure as to the setting of this movie in the franchise timeline, is the spaceship that crashed a ship that has been involved in other movies? or is it just a random spaceship that just happened to harbor a xenomorph

Go watch Lily CAT and go play Aliens Vs Predator 2 the game instead of Earth.

>>213889391
Economy of scale

>>213889080
I'm not openly gay*

>>213889362
hey, good that you can enjoy it. i enjoy the look and soundtrack of alien 4, and Romulus has pretty girls (which i think horror must have, and has been absent except for Alien 1 with young sigourney and 4 with winona) and awesome extended shots of extremely heavy ships launching, docking or crashing which is porn for a lover of IRL heavy machinery like myself

>>213885983
She literally kills the alien with a hook anon, did you even watch the movie?

I can't stand to watch anything with zoomers in it

>>213885983
Way I figured it was she didn't stab it, but got the meat hook around the mouth and twisted it so it was applying pressure in two different locations.

Also knocking over the shipping container when it was presumably at full sprint is different to wrenching free at a stop, since momentum carries for the former. The mouth could also be a sore point and it couldn't apply too much pressure; if someone shorter than you grabs you by the ear, you can't whip them around through the air by your ear just because you could do it with your arms.

>>213889611
their ugly beedy eyes insist upon themselves

>>213889537
different ship that was sent out to get specimens, and got them from an unspecified place, probably that place also unrelated to other movies. this show takes place before the events of the first movie (but they make sure to make it extra confusing and inconsistent with the timeline).

>>213889265
Nowhere near that bad

>>213889265
The SAR guys knew the bugs were bad news, whereas the scientists in Prometheus tried to make out with a space cobra.
It's not even remotely comparable.

>>213889574
Stop being so insecure caleyfag

>>213889613
i wish i still had your creativity to fix bad writing and directing, or the energy to give a shit.

>>213889080
Alien 3 is kino, the whole setting and they not having an arsenal to make it Rambo in space is cool

>>213889613
Your heart is pure anon, but she actually stabbed that thing. She also behead the xeno with that small knife. And her brother fixed a door by bitting live wires.

But hey at least he new curly girl has a nice cute ass.

>>213889829
I wished they went with that crazy idea of a wooden planet.

Asian grill is a traitor now and nibbs is gonna put the eyeball monster in his head

>>213889744
I mean it's just what I assumed while watching.
Looking at it again I can see she *did* stab it and you even get green acid blood spraying out for a second, so that sucks. It failing to throw her is still okay in my book, though.

>>213889874
Yeah fair. Paper trimmer rather than a knife, actually; arguably worse.

>>213889923
The problem is how to make it look actually alien and not like obvious Californian or Costa Rica or Hawaii

>>213889964
>>213889923
I'm assuming they weren't logging there too

>>213890049
They were*
my poor phoneposting skills

Morrow has a robot brain for downloads and telepathy... alien mostly ignores him save for the ship, how is he different than the kids?

>>213889874
>>213889945
i actually don't mind that she is capable of beheading the xeno with any object really, given that she has retard strength and could probably do it with just blunt force, and an edge of any kind will always help. it's not the blade, it's the swing. it does annoy me that they cut away from the action to show the brother fucking around with the door, first he closes it, then he wants to open it, it opens enough for anyone to crawl under but he's stressing out, then closes it then opens it fully. what a shitshow of a scene, just there to give her time to kill the xeno without us seeing anything.

I just want Be Quiet and Drive to be the outro song on the finale. Just imagine that. Would't that be so fucking dumb? I'd love it.

>>213890302
he mentions in ep2 that the alien attacks when it senses fear and he's learned to control his fear (probably with some help from his cyborg augments controlling his hormones) so the alien ignores him like it ignores the synths

>>213890321
I can only assume that if we SEE her kill a xeno with a paper trimmer this early on it might lower the tension for the rest of the show, so they did it off-screen.
My thing is how she didn't get a drop of acid blood on her decapitating it. I was expecting him to see his sister as partially melted or some shit. The blood on the ground doesn't matter since they're in the basement of a building on earth; not a fucking pressurized spaceship.

>>213885777
>why wasnt the crash landing more controlled
idk man its one of lifes mysteries just go with it and turn your brain off (LMAO IMPLYING)

Nibs supremacy

>>213890321
Yeah that was so lame all tension and horror was already gone anyway they shouldve just given us an avp style anime battle

>>213890446
>My thing is how she didn't get a drop of acid blood on her decapitating it. I was expecting him to see his sister as partially melted or some shit.
yeah if this was Alien 1 xeno, she could have killed the xeno but she would be chopped in multiple parts, impaled by the tail to the wall, half her skin melted off, but alas, this is Reddit Alien and she gets only a slight facial on her forehead.

>>213890321
>>213890446
This is the most infuriating form of TV "magic" and it has been for years
Heroes famously climaxed with the most powerful characters in the setting lunging at each other for the ultimate showdown, viewed briefly from a distance through a doorway that then immediately slams shut

The Terminator TV show had a shootout between the villain Terminator and 20 SWAT officers, where after a few seconds the camera dove into a motel pool (broken up by muffled gunfire, screaming, and two or three bloodied bodies being tossed in the water) and remained pointed firmly there until everyone was dead

The fact that Alien has done this three times in three episodes is brutal

>>213890383
So if Dallas or Hudson weren't afeaid they would have lived?
Hell the glasses guy from 3 was mad as hell and he got rekt.
Not buyin it.
Cyborg better just be about as human as robocop in the new one or face hugged or its shit plot armor writing

>>213890540
>The fact that Alien has done this three times in three episodes is brutal
lack of budget, but also lack of imagination to write themselves around lack of budget instead of going for an "epic" fight. now that you mention terminator, the ending for that first movie is them just crawling around, then the hero presses a button that crushes the villain. simple but tense and effective and claustrophobic (in this show they forgot about how alien was always about being claustrophobic, dark, crawling around sharp edges).

>>213890637
>So if Dallas or Hudson weren't afeaid they would have lived?
no, because this shitshow is trying it's hardest to NOT be canon with it's canon breaking shit.

although, plenty of extended universe books and comics have suggested the Xenos have some telepathic powers, that cause the humans to have nightmares or to go walking straight into an egg when around it

>>213890540
>The fact that Alien has done this three times in three episodes is brutal
I can forgive the first since we got a pretty good clear view of the first kill and got to see detailed aftermath of the others. I can even partially forgive the third one because as >>213890446 pointed out there was some tension as to the state of Wendy/Marcy after the fight and how damaged she'd be; just the shit before it with the hook not melting and the door was fucking stupid.
What I can't forgive is the second one. That was some Godzilla 2014 shit.

>>213890651
I think the hallway chase did claustrophobic well but I just checked and it lasted 10 seconds.

>>213890522
>impaled by the tail to the wall
Well the xeno did use its tail to stab Hermit and even throw him using it as leverage and he still walked a bit just fine and even did the whole electric engineer wire munching hack after so maybe it assumed that wouldn't even work with her. It didn't even swing its tail while Wendy was pulling it like a rowdy puppy.

>>213890383
>>213890637
>>213890719
I think it's implying that fear makes it prioritize you. Like it would've eventually killed Morrow but the SAC guys distracted it.

>>213890719
>canon
Time for my unpopular opinion
None of the movies show, vidya cannon contradicts eachother in any way (except maybe timeline?).
And I'll double down and day I like them all (except avp or whatever the one w michelle rodriguez that strong attack, block quick attack was bs)

>>213890769
>It didn't even swing its tail while Wendy was pulling it like a rowdy puppy.
Nah it did that at least three times; you can see it and hear the whipping SFX, too. Wendy/Marcy even ducks to avoid it; it's right before he twists the hook and flips it. Can get a webm in a few minutes if necessary.

>>213889945
>Paper trimmer rather than a knife
No, it's a knife. Every kid got one, the pajeet points his at black guy. Her weeb paper trimmer melted after the first cut.

>>213890321
She saw a ton of those Al-Qaeda videos. She has access to all internet and a superbrain, she read all our posts in like two seconds.

It's like every episode is directed by multiple people at once. In one scene they get the music, acting, vibe and atmosphere right. And the next some absolute retarded scene happens.
Like the xeno slaughering 8 people in 10 seconds, but taking his sweet old time with the last victim. Because he's wearing plot armor. And this happened twice in 10 minutes.
And what the fuck was up with the ending of episode 2? That last scene is shot so absurdly bad. And then it just fades to black like some 80s song.

>>213890779
Ok but they had just shown up, and didnt even know it was hostile and suddenly these professional soldiers are afraid?

>>213888839
I'm expecting in episode 4 they'll do an autopsy of the xeno's brain and find he had autism

>>213890871
>points his at black guy
Nope that was a scissors, I just watched that one

>>213887990
I liked 2 more than 1 and I fully liked ep3 because there was very little of wendy
>>213888085
morrow is great
turns out the actor is really good I like his delivery a lot

>>213890871
>No, it's a knife.
Anon... they did a zoom in close up shot of it, just for (You)... how did you miss it?

I heard Roy Jay is gonna do a cameo in the final episode

fuck wendy

>>213888839
that was really weird, maybe they'll either forget about it and think it was a really tense scene, or have the xeno be afraid of the Wendy girl (given how she has some super hearing that hears the xenos scream through walls, there's more to her tech that is somehow connected to the xenos in some way. unless, again, they forget about it)

>>213890913
yes, faggot

>>213890913
These are Search and Rescue guys here on SAR mission, and the xeno is like 8ft tall, they'd never heard of it before, and they stumbled upon it standing among the pieces of at least four of their buddies. I think they'd be the robot brains if they weren't afraid in that scenario.

>>213890912
Xeno took his time with Hermit because he wanted to use him as bait for that trap and that would only work if he was alive
It's not like he could pull a predator and use a recording of Hermit

>>213890651
>lack of budget, but also lack of imagination
nta but I hope it's the latter because they clearly spent some money on shitty scenes. I hope that BDSM club at the end was a real location they used and those are customers and not extras, because that's a lot for a 10 second scene.

>>213890976
When he jumped after this he seemed pretty unathletic.
Maybe he is sweaty af in every scene in IRL

>>213890302
he's different because he seems to be a slave to his corporate enhancements

>>213890912
true, when the villain and it's mechanics are inconsistent, tension goes out the window and plot armor comes in, and the viewer stops being invested. we could start a counter for how many times this has happened since the start, the writers just don't know what they're doing.

>>213890976
he's fat

>>213890976
He didn't seem all that interesting at the start, but now I'm wondering if he's got some personal agenda that might even go beyond Weyland Yutani.

>>213891123
meant for >>213891082

>>213891108
>start a counter
Brother outside eyes wide shut party
Morrow when it mercs a squad but not him
Brother when morrow saves him with a tazer.

Those are the only ones I remember

>>213891078
>BDSM club
that whole scene was so unnecessary. pedo cyborg has hacked into child, is now grooming and stalking the child, and in the end he's calling from inside a gay club full of degenerates (why make a call from inside a gay club?). that scene churned my stomach, but simultaneously was dumb in how it was hitting us over the head with the message. pedophile vibes get it audience? and bdsm gays are all pedos btw lol

>>213891123
he's been collecting bonus situations for a while now

>>213891184
Brother when stabbed and thrown on the ground just before the meathook comes in. That was the xeno's slowest time to act yet.
That's 4
In one fucking episode

It's kinda crazy how they managed to make me instantly like the Pajeet with the one line worrying about if his dad was still alive when cremated. IKTF, little dude.

>>213891184
>Brother when morrow saves him with a tazer.
Not even just that, the fact that the brother survived for like 20 seconds on his own when the xeno took out the entire room in like 5

>>213890978
>>213890945
Just downloaded again, sorry for the shit quality but anyway I was 50% right. Pajeet holds a knife, girl is using her paper trimmer again. That's a pretty good one since it barely got a scratch after all that acid.

>>213891274
Please Saar, do not redeem!
Boy genius is a total retard for letting his most valuable asset out for a search and rescue

>>213891292
I'm fully aware that I'm making up for the writers' shortcomings, but maybe the brother just wasn't as afraid as the partygoers since he already encountered it once.

>>213890940
>tfw Morrow and pals got decimated by the fucking hive retard of all xenos
>while he had a xeno tazer and jizz cocoon gun at hand

>>213891318
That is a scissors.

The paper cutter was longer before, she lost a third of it to the acid

So wtf happened to the brother's teammates that were one level above him in the broken staircase? The guy and black lady with the red hair? Last I've seen them, they ran through the door presumably looking for him. Did the writers just forget about them mid episode lmao

>>213891336
He made 6 of em. Im sure the world has more cancer kids

>>213891237
it's not that deep man. ever see an action or cop movie where a character makes an incognito phone call at a night club payphone? it's literally just that scene but alien'd so it's a CRT screen.

>>213891318
Yeah I figured the 'jeet having a knife was what you were referring to.

>>213891426
They show up on Everland Island at the end of E3 escorting the specimens.

>>213891426
they got taken to the neverland island with the aliens

>>213886785
I think they are gonna make him preggo with an AAYYYYLMAO

>>213889080
go for the special edition. They added a lot of interesting scenes and more fleshed out characters

>>213891439
And it's established in every single episode she's the most valuable by far. Even one of the other kids cant stand it.
It's also so dumb when writers try to write more intelligent people than themselves.
>I just want an intelligent conversation and debate for once
>his response in an argument literally a minute before was: uh-huh

>>213891449
i guess. i was so pissed off at pedophilia and grooming in an alien show that i didn't catch the trope. and the club was lit so cheaply it didn't translate as night bar, and all the bdsm shit just annoyed and confused me more than if it just a regular bar

>>213891553
Its established she is his favorite

Ps wtf is that hallway sprayer guy doing???

>>213891456
I gotta stop typing here while watching

>>213886785
>>213891550
maybe they'll put the lung back into the brother before the xeno births just to watch the xeno pop and kill him, for shits and giggles and scientific research reasons.

>>213891588
nta, but sorry, you're pissed off about sexual undercurrents in ALIEN?
The series about the vagina spiders throat raping you to impregnate you with a monster that has a big dick for a head?

>>213891621
>wtf is that hallway sprayer guy doing???
If this doesn't pay off as the biggest mindblowing reveal of the show I'm going to be pissed.
Funny that the spraying guy is by far the most interesting part of the show

>>213891621
Spraying the hallway. It's his job.

>>213891658
I'm pretty sure this is gonna get freaky as it goes on.

>>213891661
>nta, but sorry, you're pissed off about sexual undercurrents in ALIEN?
no, i'm pissed off at kids in an alien movie. both annoying and out of place. cameron made it work because a kid was small enough to go places the big ass monsters couldn't, but that's as far as we can take it, and the kid is a nuisance in Aliens anyway.

>>213891621
>>213891677
Imagine it's Weyland himself undercover spying

>>213891658
We gave you robot lung, that will be 50 million prodigy bux.
You can pay it all now or work in that mine kayle spaney was in for the rest of your life and also we own any kids you have

>>213891383
yeah that fucking electric gun was a deus ex machina bullshit
>oh don't mind me I have just the thing perfectly tuned to handle xenomorphs with who the fuck knows what voltage that is sure not to kill it but perfectly incapacitate it based on fucking what calibrations exactly?
>no I didn't use it before because reasons

>>213891717
I think having the kids be played by adults makes it much less annoying. I'm kinda jealous that the actors get to be unrestricted manchildren for a job.

>>213891621
there's been a lice infection from a pajeet, sorry i meant a ship that arrived from Fiorina Fury 161

>>213891621
Diversity hire, they just have him spray the wall to give him something to do

Interesting people:
Morrow
Boy genius
Yutani
Kirsh

Annoying fucks:
The 'children', bar those 2 intelligent ones

>>213891760
It broke out the webbing shit pretty quick. What even was the plan even if not caught?
>web ayyyy
>get a bit further away before it breaks out if not caught
>???? Still a continent away from friends

>>213891856
Lmao this is so fking hilarious if you think about it. He didn't even get past the fucking hallway, that's 10 meters. The other 9999 miles were surely going to be a breeze

>>213891621
>spraying the hallway here, boss!

Bros the way she goes from looking like an ultra masculine giant jawed chad in one angle to a sweet beautiful jungle queen in another is confusing my dick and I kinda like it.

>>213891912
he would drop it down the shaft, he got held down by the SR
he could probably shock it further and continue

>>213891856
He pretty well established himself as desperate and irrational during that phone call.

>>213891383
Everyone has a lot of plot armor and is already bad but this the first time I'm seeing plot weapons. Also you can stretch that he didn't had time to get to the weapons' storage and just bolted to Mother's room but being the security guy the logical step is to get weapons first and then lock himself with Mother. In that case all he needed to do was to taser the xeno and then spray cum all over that creep, he could have done through the hole when he's breaking the door. What a shit show.

>>213892007
Shock it every few minutes? It got back up under 5

Bros the way she goes from looking like an ultra masculine giant jawed chad in one angle to a sweet beautiful jungle queen in another is confusing my dick and I kinda like it.

>>213892030
Couldn't disagree more.
Found a way in, rationalized how long it was and didn't care

>>213891621
>>213891925
>I'm the only one working here and I tell you what, I don't get no respect!

>>213892072
better than nothing but in fact he should have just killed it, destroy the body and focus on eggs

>>213888839
>>213891031
I thought it was because it saw they had weapons and didn't want to attack them head-on, so tried to sneak around but didn't expect to get wallbanged.

>>213885569 (OP)
Just watched episode 1
Pretty good, waaaay better than I was expecting
Do the next episodes disappoint?
I could see this show being one of the best shows I've ever seen, desu

>>213892078
Hogh test

>>213892078
At least she tries to conceal her hair.
>>213892145
>so tried to sneak around but didn't expect to get wallbanged
>let me wait up here a few more seconds
>I bet they will forget about me then tee-hee I'm going t-AAHCK

>>213892195
Well if you liked that's it, the other two are on the same level.

>>213892007
>>213892072
>>213892007
The flight time from Bangkok, Thailand (often referred to as Siam in historical contexts) to the United States is approximately 17 hours and 53 minutes one way.

Thats a lot of evey 5 min shocks while stealimg a jet lmao

Xenos are strong, but it casually flipping a cargo trailer was retarded.
An empty cargo trailer weighs around 4-5 ton

>>213892261
Based

>>213892290
So .5 your moms

>>213892223
Being fair it did get the brother through the lung around the corner with it's tail after it flipped the crate. I think it was thinking of something like that.

>>213892290
Depends how fast it was running when it rammed into it, where it rammed into it, how much it weighs, etc.
People seem to think it like stuck it's fingers under the trailer and lifted but I took it more as it backed up, ran as fast as it could, jumped and headbutted the fucking thing.

>>213892145
they had weapons? and does the xeno know that weapons hurt? i don't remember anyone shooting/hitting it

>>213892290
Initially I thought the same but the way it massacred everybody on that party it's not far fetched to think it's that fast/strong. What doesn't make sense is why it doesn't attack like that everytime, or should I say why it always go slow on the protagonists while it holds no barrels when killing NPCs.

>>213892376
>ran as fast as it could, jumped and headbutted the fucking thing.
that would leave a dent on the side, like they do to the doors in Aliens, not flip it the fuck over. but whatever. it's a "how did this happened? whatever" kinda show.

>>213892376
It was one of the middle trailers, there's wasn't more than a meter space between them. Even then, it cant break through an elevator door but can do this? Its not lifting it, its absolutely rolling that shit over

>>213892402
The brother had a meat hook and Wendy/Marcy had her paper trimmer.
These things are portrayed as reasonably intelligent (they cut the power, man) so I think it would be able to tell that the sharp metal objects could hurt it, and see that both of them were on-guard and ready for it with only one way of approaching.

>>213892486
Good point on the distance.

>>213892268
he didn't yet know where he is
maybe he could stuff it in a cryo chamber
or wait for WY troops

>>213892576
>stuff it in a cryo chamber
Respectable outside the box thinking

>>213892505
>The brother had a meat hook and Wendy/Marcy had her paper trimmer.
back in MY day, the protagonists had flamethrowers, construction mechs and the xenos would throw themselves at them full force. but xenos were manlier back in the day, these days they're full of onions and fluoride and vaccines so they're a little hesitant and a little anxious and a little unsure of themselves.

>>213885569 (OP)
literally a dickhead

>>213892505
if they can sense fear they might sense the confidence boost that weapons give to wielders

They really dun goofed by showing us the crew of the ship in the first episode. They looked 10x more interesting and acted a lot better than whatever these child synths are. Now you're just left with a 'what could have been'.
Yeah it would've been Alien 1979 all over again, but that's what I'm expecting to watch anyway.

>>213892732
>and the xenos would throw themselves at them full force
That was when the xenos had numbers.
This is a lone xeno without a colony. Even in Aliens the xenos stopped bumrushing the turrets when they realized the attrition was too high.

>>213892807
Alien cleares entire rooms and full squads faster than a suicide bomber can, but somehow loses in basically hand to hand combat vs a synth.
Friendly reminder that one, ONE, xeno took down not one but TWO predators back to back.

>>213892732
>these days they're full of onions
The brother is peak onions, guy has that shoulders to hip ratio that only the best min/max dyel guys can achieve, I mean the guy probably get his tan from an iPhone screen.

>>213892899
Did xenos always had these big titanium teeth? They are actually pretty cool

>>213891621
You know that song by The Cult, "Love Removal Machine"? Switch out "Love" for "Mold".

>>213893015
>mold scrubber

seems comfy

>>213891123
He's *rotund*

>>213892970
It huffed a can of metallic paint off camera.

>>213893225
he's prepared to ride shiny and chrome

>>213891237
>>213891588
I only watched Legion but this showrunner seems to be a conservative that likes to trick artsy/lefties types into his shows. There was an anon pissed at how in Legion there is a whole episode about a girl showing how she's a bitch a getting away but the whole point is that she's like that because she was raised by a single, liberal mother. Later in the show she was reborn and raised by a good hearted couple and she came out normal this time and went back to undo the damage she caused. The main villain is an immigrant that likes to point that out but at the same time his powers are parasitic, there is more than one scene of women using false rape accusations as a way to get validation, etc.

What I mean with all of this is that it's 100% possible he is shoving his message in our faces about degenerates and groomers.

>>213892923
In the first film the lone Alien ambushed Dallas in the vents from a level he wasn't expecting. It wanted until Parker put down his flamethrower before attacking him, too.

>>213893356
>Absolutely Mind Compromissed

where is my new thread you lazy shits?

>>213892732
I find it odd how of the alien duo xenomorphs become such jobbers while predators by and large remain constant, towering threat in every media they're in.
They're not without stupid moments of course but still.
Maybe it's about the numbers game, where since xenomorphs can(and will) multiply fast as shit any chance they get writers feel like toning them down some notches.