Thread 213892758

Matt and Trey still got it

I thought this episode was very weak. They really need to go harder.

Still not watching it, Paramount.

Yeah no shit, he's a narcissistic egomaniac. Everyone with half a brain knows that, so jerking off to tweets about his "alleged seethe" only makes you look like a monkey who needs to be told everything in plain text and can't live without gossip.

>>213892800
The episode sucked, but you'll immediately get a pack of wild plebbitors jumping down your throat accusing you of loving Zion Don if you say that. It was the greatest South Park episode EVER apparently.

I'm not paying taxes for this orange cheeto to watch stupid cartoons, get to work!

>>213892758 (OP)
Boring and lazy desu

>>213892972

Redd*t is astroturfed the fuck up, I’ve said some absolutely abhorrent stuff on there and my most downvoted comment ever was me calling the movie Sinners a shitty race swapped Dusk Til Dawn ripoff.

>>213892972
These people laughed at 'Member Berries and thought it was the pinnacle of comedy for a year, I don't think they like comedy.

>>213892758 (OP)
I'm surprised Trump watched it.

>>213892758 (OP)
>Trump settles his lawsuit with Paramount
>Supposedly Paramount fires Colbert because of Trump
>Paramount continues to pay for South Park which is even more critical of Trump
Something feels off about all this? Is this a grift?

>allegedly
>according to sources
>someone close
>reportedly

OK, I was wrong, this may be the weakest season after the last episode. I was at least expecting something absurd, like chat gpt falling in love with randy, and calling sharon a bitch or something like that. Instead half the episode was just talking to chat gpt, and the other half was "trump you are so great and you don't have a small penis"

>>213892758 (OP)
they just want to make him react to some episode
that's their goal

>>213893339
are you? really?

>>213892758 (OP)
The hype already died down. You dont see spam with the same energy anymore.

>>213893434
nope, they're going black mirror and years and years in this season
they know trump has easy fingers so they're trying to make him tweet about them

>>213892758 (OP)
I can't see how it would make Drumpf seethe. They barely went at him at all except for le small peepee.

The only way to make him seethe would be to expose all his life's failures on screen and have him be ass raped by Putin.

>>213893675
Does Trump really seem like the kind of guy who would be fine with his penis being made fun of?

>>213892758 (OP)
>Allegedly
I have seen so much begging online for a reaction from trump to this that it just feels pathetic. Anytime some boomer low level rep comes out and says something like "this episode was juvenile and not very funny" you get this cacophony of people going LOLLLL LOOK HOW BAD THESE "SNOWFLAKES" ARE SEETHING LOL WE GOT 'EM HAHA REPUBLICANS BTFO, THEY GOT CALLED OUT MAN SOUTH PARK STILL HAS IT!

The last south park episode I actually liked was the airsoft one because it was just the kids being kids and dealing with something obviously goofy but still relevant to them. The best episodes are always like that. Little league baseball, the LotR one where they have to return a porn video, that kind of stuff. South Park is just kind of lame when they do politics or internet culture

>>213893812
He tried to sue Bill Maher for calling him an orangutan lmao

I'm not saying that Trump isn't an egomaniac but people forget that he already had the restraint to win this one

You know he was itching to shitpost at Eminem and he kept it in because he knew the only thing that would hurt him is not doing it

>>213892758 (OP)
i do wonder if the plan is to just do trump episodes for the next four years. they're not really in a position where they can just go back to normal episodes, this is kind of the only thing they can do until they either give up or a democrat is elected.

chuds having a meltie lmao

>>213893959
Is this true? I can't imagine how he could sue for an obvious joke. He's clearly not an orangutan. He's a human.

>>213894269
>He's a human
Debatable.

in this absurd "u mad" contest Trey somehow lost against himself
which figures because no one ever successfully trolled them harder before than Paris Hilton did

>>213892758 (OP)

Doesn't Donald Trump watch Fox News, Newsmax or some other right-leaning News Channel? Why would he be watching South Park?

>>213894332
>eat a bag of dicks
Millenials think this is edgy and funny

>>213892758 (OP)
I guy being smug about his tiny penis will always make me laugh regardless who it is

>>213892758 (OP)
Comment section: turned off
Source:My ass

>>213894438
Because he also watches CNN, MSNBC, 60 Minutes, and the late night shows. He had a beef with Jon Stewart right before his first presidency.

>>213892758 (OP)
Yeah…. Sure he was…

Their JD Vance makes me fucking LOL heartily
I don't even care

>>213893339
0 chance he did. He's way too busy fixing the world's problems to care about a cartoon.

>>213892758 (OP)
>allegedly
OK, so basically "we made it up but we wish it was true"?

Remember how in the run-up to the Election every fucking grifter article &YouTube video title was "Trump reportly in MELTDOWN MODE", "Trump allegedly IN A RAGE", etc.?
Leftists seem absolutely desperate not just to chatacter-asassinate but to also project their own emotional instability.

>>213893675
>They barely went at him
going at ICE is going at him
going at the DC occupation is going at him
going at his parade of bribers is going at him

>>213892876
>he's a narcissistic egomaniac. Everyone with half a brain knows that
You faggots always say this and it always comes across as baseless projection.

You can't turn a republican to democrat in the year of 2025 no matter what you do
But the opposite is very prevalent now

>>213895273
>Accuse others of what you, yourself, are guilty of

>>213895212
Source is literally in the X post doe

>>213894269
Yes it’s true. Bill Maher told him he’d give him 1 million dollars if he produced his birth certificate to prove he wasn’t an orangutan, Trump produced it and Maher wouldn’t pay

>>213893382
THIS
He allegedly pissed on Russia hookers too according to sources that are someone close to the best friend’s sister’s girlfriend….reportedly. Also, no problem whatsoever.

>>213894604
What a faggot

>>213895334
He didn’t piss on the hookers he had the hookers piss on a photograph of Obama on the bed of the hotel room

>>213893959
There was a little more it it than that. At least get the facts right. Maher was trying to do a whole birther routine, except instead of Obama it was about Trump, and saying he was part Orangutan. Maher than said he would put up a million dollars if someone could prove Trump wasn't part Orangutan. Trump then showed his birth certificate on twitter, signed by two human paretnts, then said pay me Maher. Maher refused to pay, claiming it was just a joke, so that's when Trump sued him.

>>213895327
did he remember it has to be the long form?
did Trump's birth certificate say he's a human (or other non-orangutan) on it?

>>213895327
Lmao, based if true.
Fuck around, find out.

>>213893340
all paramount cares about right now is their shitty streaming service. having south park on their service is way more important than having colbert. matt and trey know this btw. they're obviously libcucks at heart, but the only reason they're going after trump so hard is to try and get paramount in trouble. they were supposed to receive $3 billion for a 5-year extension and the option to sell non-exclusive streaming rights to other companies. the new management from the skydance merger said no and made it $1.5 billion for 10 years, and no option to sell rights to other companies.

>>213895334
>He allegedly pissed on Russia hookers
giwtwm

>Politician pledges to ACTUALLY enforce Immigration Law as it is written and as the Administration promised it would
>This means she's Adolf Hitler II and literally shoots fucking puppies for fun
"WOW! This really IS the smartest show on television!!!"

Leftists are staggeringly brain-dead, holy shit.

>>213895591
Most leftists don't like South Park because they think it's alt-right.

>>213893959
See this, people?
This is another example as to why you need to just ignore what Democrats say when it comes to Trump. They will lie/intentionally leave out critical information/intentionally spread misinformation at every opportunity.

>>213895521
>all paramount cares about right now is their shitty streaming service. having south park on their service is way more important than having colbert.
And the huge amount they are paying isn't so much about new episodes, but about having exclusive streaming rights of the back catalog during the duration of the deal. The cost for the back episodes is what drove up the price so much.

>>213895591
As it turns out, you're actually evil people. Why does it hurt your feelings? You guys are assholes just to be assholes. You already know it. So who cares?

>>213893333
Quads of being dead wrong

>>213895414
So Trump sued him for calling him an orangutan?

>>213895163
nothing funny about this at all unless you are 8 years old

>>213892758 (OP)
all the president(peace be upon him) has to do is give the word and we will behead matt and trey for blaspheming our president(peace be upon him).

>>213895591
Yeah getting jumped by masked men in plainclothes from an undercover truck in the middle of traffic to be kidnapped is totally enforcing immigration laws as written. If you saw one of these ice jump outs you would probably think it’s the cartel or something and pull your gun.

>>213895627
they also have the memory of a piece of stale bread. initially they were yelling about egg prices then forgot about that for the ICE crackdown. they were barking about Epstein for a few weeks forgot about that and now I assume moved on to complain about the Washington D.C. crackdown.

>>213893333
>I don't think they like comedy.

>>213895687
No, he sued him for reneging on the offer of a million dollars for showing his birth certificate.

>>213892758 (OP)
Wonder how many times he had to change his diaper watching the new season so far lol

>>213892758 (OP)
>It's another Randy episode
>It's another weed farm episode
>It's another "AI EXISTS OMG" episode
I stopped watching the episode before any trump shit happened

Imagine actually paying for this garbage

>>213895163
there should be a caption underneath

>This is what Jd Vance is actually like

>>213895702
Why would I be jumped by masked ICE agents when I'm not a dirty shitskin illegal.

>>213895750
As often as you do when you watch your black bvll fuck hour bf

>>213895687
>be wrong
>get corrected and have the reality explained to you
>mindlessly repeat yourself

There's an extremely high correlation between incessantly crying about Trump and having Room-Temperature IQ.

>>213895687
No, for not honoring the challenge.

>>213895704
You left out the bitching about him meeting Putin in Alaska and letting him ride in the car.

>>213895647
>I'm brainwashed
Yes, we know.

>>213895736
so he didn't sue someone FOR getting called an orangutan, he sued someone OVER getting called an orangutan. okay.

>>213895702
how else do you expect them to apprehend the dangerous illegals??
anyway none of this would be necessary if you people had enforced the policies/laws in the first place.

>>213895591
>get voted in by 25% of the country
>surprised people are mad when you do something only 25% wanted

>>213895644
>And the huge amount they are paying isn't so much about new episodes
i mean they paid matt and trey $900 million just a few years ago to make those shitty hour-long specials. also the only reason it took over 2.5 years between this season and the last one was to coincide with the move to paramount. they also pushed the season back two weeks so that way the premiere was available on paramount the next day.

>>213895702
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ARREST PEOPLE FOR BREAKING THE LAW WAAAAAAH
Democrats worship Crime & Illegal-Immogration.

>>213895687
No. He just explained the situation to you. Can you not even read? Are you illiterate?

>>213892972
I personally laughed hysterically when they said he had a small penis and when they rehashed their pro-iraq war propaganda where sadam has sex with satan
truly hilarious

>>213895867
Hope you're ready to get deported next when you say something spicy about Jews.

>>213895830
you couldn't get more than 25% therefore most people are indifferent to the issues that were promised to be resolved. you're a minority just like the ones who won.

>>213895704
>initially they were yelling about egg prices
Note that they were doing this after ignoring/offuscating the fact that Biden nearly doubled their price, lmao. Democrats are such laughable simps.

>>213895808
I saw leftists faggots complaining on twitter that Zelensky didn't get a fly over, when the fly over was a "our dicks are bigger than yours" move. Modern leftists are so middle aged white women brained these days. It's pathetic.

>>213895829
>>213895867
I'd prefer if they arrested the people knowingly hiring illegals and send them to prison for 1 year per illegal hired

All of a sudden there'd be NOBODY hiring illegals and they'd have no reason to stay in the first place

But yes, arrest the illegals too, because they are also criminals and should be deported

I really didn't understand why I'm supposed to feel bad about a person breaking a reasonable law getting arrested for breaking the reasonable law

>>213895830
less than 5% of the country asked for state subsidized GRS

>>213892758 (OP)
Kinda lame that it's a complete rehash of the Saddam bit
Are they completely out of ideas?

>>213895829
Uh arrest them at home?
>dangerous illegals
99.9% are here cause they overstayed a work visa not because they are gangbangers

>>213895909
I'm sure that'll happen any day now, faggot. Just two more weeks, I'm sure!

>>213895919
but i was indifferent. until now

>>213895824
No, he sued someone for not paying the million dollars after they made the offer. If Maher had never offered a million dollars to see his birth certificate, and just kept calling him an orangutan like what he had been doing for months at that point, then there wouldn't have been a lawsuit.

It's really easy:
>Maher had been calling him an orangutan for months, no lawsuit.
>Maher offers a million dollars to see birth certificate, then refuses tp pay money when shown birth certificate. Lawsuit.

You will be arrested and deported for having this image in your phone when you go to America.

>>213895824
See: >>213895794
And >>213895892

>>213895948
>OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

>>213895830
>get voted in by 25% of the country
Lmao you clearly don't understand how Elections work.

>surprised people are mad
The only ones mad over Immigration Enforcement aren't really "people", kek.

>>213895931
Jesus christ
This was the single meanest thing Trump did to Putin
There's other ass-kissing for sure but the message in that moment is "And remember America could kill you like THAT"

How the fuck did anyone perceive the planes as favoring Putin
They literally sent the same bomber that glassed Putin's friends in Iran

>>213895954
ok and? you'll get your chance to rally the people and reverse or at the very least stop whatever is being done now. if majority people feel like you then you won't have a problem doing that.

>>213895867
understand if you may that Trump has a major chip on his shoulder about crime because his mother was stabbed by a mugger once and left with permanent nerve damage, and he is also a New Yorker who lived through the bad years in the 70s-80s when the city turned into Honduras.

>>213895829
>how else do you expect them to apprehend the dangerous illegals??
He doesn't. For the person you're talking to, there is no "right answer" except for "just let them go free and do nothing about it and let the country be invaded and let Democrats use them as illicit Vote-Cattle". Literally ANY solution you offer that is anything other than that, he will complain.

>>213892972
all the episodes suck this season. south park went to shit when they tried to make each episode connected and have a gigantic overarching storyline.

>>213896026
>How the fuck did anyone perceive the planes as favoring Putin
>They literally sent the same bomber that glassed Putin's friends in Iran

Cause they took it as one of those flyovers at a sportsball game. Guarantee it's that. They just can't comprehend the contexts. Explains why their memes are a wall of words that hold your hand.

>>213895945
>99.9% are here cause they overstayed a work visa
When in doubt, just lie.

>>213896108
That’s from ICE themselves when they do catch them they find their old entry documentation and visa from 10 years ago.

>>213895931
>>213896026
Because it's not about logic. Literally no matter what Trump does, they're going to complain. They start with the conclusion and then work backwards to try and justify it, not the other way around.
It's time to stop pretending it's anything else.

>>213896014
americans are the one that dont understand how elections are.meant to work. if you dont have a majority of the population you dont have the consent to govern.

>>213895591
/thed.>>213895867

>>213892758 (OP)
>Glondald Glormpf was positively SEETHING and FUMING when we called him a dumb orange poopy-head! (according to anonymous sources)

The latest episode was genuinely bad. At least they killed off tegridy farms.

>>213896066
And? Are you implying that it's somehow a bad thing for a President to be vehemently opposed to violent crime running rampant?

>>213895945
>Uh arrest them at home?
they do when they can. most illegals especially the criminal kind are aware ice is coming for them so they go to extreme lengths to evade them. so ice has to go to extreme lengths to capture them.
>99.9% are here cause they overstayed a work visa not because they are gangbangers
I doubt it's 99%. even then it doesn't mean they can't be dangerous.

>>213896163
Thank you, Rajneesh. Please come back and explain to us exactly how our elections work after you improve your basic English.

>>213896026
im sure Putin was so afraid while standing next to Trump. They might have dropped a bomb!!!!!

>>213895945
>Uh arrest them at home?
Nigga why should they? What possible difference does it make?
Do you have any idea how many natural-born criminals get arrested at places OTHER than home?

Leftshits don't even know what their argument is any more.

He got rid of that low flush toilet and incandescent light bulb ban bullshit so thanks for that anyway.

>>213896215
post hand

>>213895591
>retards are unironically defending Southpark on this
Democrats are screeching, unhinged extremists and I am tired of having to pretend otherwise.

>>213896244
Please be bait

>>213895989
If you're out of arguments you need to just quit posting.

>>213896252
The argument is if men with plainclothes jump you in unmarked cars instead of knocking on my door and announcing themselves, in the first scenario I’m shooting and in the second I’m surrendering

>>213896133
Lmao did they literally just download SOMEONE ELSE'S Photoshop off the Internet and use it as their own?
Fucking lazy.

>>213896026
>They literally sent the same bomber that glassed Putin's friends in Iran
to smart people they see it as Trump showing off, as there is no way Trump would ever assassinate Putin since he has nukes.

This was proven a day later when Putin blew up some american factories in Ukraine while laughing knowing Trump wont do shit.

>>213896026
Genuinely what was so impressive about it? Has Trump given even the smallest indication that he was thinking of using America's might against Russia, or are we on yet another 2 week deadline for peace?

>>213896309
Illegal immigrants also aren't allowed to buy guns so that isn't a problem

>>213896161
Voted for trump 3x and no longer support him because he's owned by jews. Only people still supporting trump are boomers and the ugliest chuds on the planet.
All the 6/10+ dudes hate the pajeets vance and trump wanna bring in because they creep out our women and daughters

The DNC has less than $15 million in funds now the party hasn't been this weak in cash or electoral support since the 1920s. Some of that is because all their funding went to Obama's machine so once he was gone they had no one left who could get the vote out and Biden failed to rebuild the party's machinery.

>>213896362
So they aren’t dangerous then

>>213892758 (OP)
He's not seething. Trump and the South Park boys are controlled by the same elite. This is all theater for the masses.

>>213896306
>But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>213896384
That gotcha attempt doesn't even make sense

>>213896252
>>213896212
I dont understand why we can't just let them work menial jobs that are beneath whites and just arrest them if they interact with the police or try to seek medical attention.
No need to waste a bunch of money hiring ICE we have too many lazy fat cops already lol

>>213892758 (OP)
>allegedly
god I hate modern """journalism""". He said she said bullshit.

>when you lose so hard IRL your last source of solace is a literal fucking cartoon for overgrown manchildren

...A-At least Southpark is on our side, r-right, my fellow Revolutionaries? ...Th-They made him look really silly, huh?...

>>213896402
Exactly zero white people have been deported for criticizing Israel

Outside of Twitter I don't know a single person who has watched Southpark in decades.

>>213896407
No one is trying to get you, you’re just experiencing cognitive dissonance realizing you hold contradictory beliefs

How many illegals does Casa Bonita employ?

>>213896441
You just went from "The mexicans will simply shoot the ice agents trying to deport them" to "Mexicans are utterly harmless and nonviolent" you schizo fuck

>>213895948
>>213896306
Jewish hands typed this

Matt and Trey have been part of the entertainment machine in LA for so long that they don't know what the real world is anymore.

>>213896360
>WHY ISN'T HE INSTANTLY MAGICALLY PULLING TREATIES TO STOP FOREIGN WARS OUT OF HIS ASS?!?!?
I swear you faggots will literally NEVER be happy. Why should anybody care about your opinions on anything?

>>213896429
>Jew moves the goalposts because he doesn't want to admit to incrementalism
Pretty sneaky, rabbi.

>>213896428
I will always be on the side of humanity against the pajeet, jew, and North American Pavement ape

>>213896484
Here's the goalposts

>>213895909
>Hope you're ready to get deported next when you say something spicy about Jews.
>I won't get deported, I'm white

>*autistic screeching*

Check this out
FUCK JEWS
Lookin' out my window
ISRAEL DID 9/11 DEATH TO ISRAEL FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA
I'm not seeing ICE yet, where are they?

Oh right, I'm white

>>213896384
>Criminals are only dangerous or violent if equipped with a legally-purchased firearm

>>213896465
You said that they can’t get guns so it’s no problem which we both know is false but you’re unwilling to just be humble and take it back

>>213892758 (OP)
It's obnoxious that they use half of the run time of all 3 episodes on the same jokes about trump, there isn't enough time left in 20 minutes to tell any story.

>>213896480
>TRUMP'S GOING TO STOP THE WAR IN A SINGLE DAY!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S ONLY BEEN SEVEN MONTHS WITH PUTIN TELLING TRUMP TO POUND SAND STOP NOTICING!!!!!!

Please, anon, you're making yourself look quite silly. What's next, are you going to claim that he's super going to deliver on the Epstein files?

>>213896480
Why do people believe Trump has the power to end wars he himself is funding?

>leftists get mad when Trump moves to clean up illegal firearms from D.C.
So now gun control is bad? Uh...

>>213896519
You aren't white heeb

>>213896531
tbqh I didn't expect you to also admit gun control doesn't work

>>213896408
>Dude just let them into the country and illicitly vote and count towards seats in the House, only deport them AFTER they start committing crimes
Or how about you fuck off?

>>213896519
Ew, don't roleplay with me, faggot.

>>213896360
You really want the USA to go to war with the 2nd or 3rd strongest military in the world that still has just about the most nukes over who gets half the territory of Ukraine?

>>213896557
I denounce the Talmud

Now are you going to name a single white person who's been deported for anti-Zionism yet? If your next post doesn't have a name in it you lose btw

>>213896537
IMO the best use of their 20 minutes would be to air a condensed version of Pajeet II

>>213896441
Those aren't "contradictory beliefs" though.
See: >>213896524

>>213895591
>and literally shoots fucking puppies for fun
she bragged in her book about shooting the family dog like it was a tough decision that had to be made, when in reality they just didn't want to train it or give it away.

>>213896540
>TRUMP'S GOING TO STOP THE WAR IN A SINGLE DAY!
Nobody claimed this.
Stop getting an arguments with the voices inside of your head and pretending they are relevant to reality.

>>213896540
>in a single day
hyperbole
meaning:
>A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

>>213896524
>>213896603
>therefore you should dress and act like a gang member kidnapping them instead of a sworn officer of the law

>>213896572
Sure, that's a fine premise, but just how does that make the flyover impressive? If anything, that makes the entire gesture ridiculously empty because you just listed a primo reason why the equipment would never actually be used.

>>213896551
They literally think violent crime is a GOOD thing.
It's insanely backwards shit. They literally have an inverted morality system at this point. This is why having Democrats in positions of power is so incredibly dangerous: They care more about the rights of the criminals that steal from/murder/rape you than your right to not be robbed/murdered/raped. That's why they're cities have turned into crime-infested shit-holes, and why their citizens have been fleeing them for the past 15 years straight.

>>213896626
>>213896641
So why did Putin blow up that American factory again?

>>213896592
https://www.wctv.tv/2025/08/06/state-attorney-no-hate-crime-charges-after-alleged-fsu-antisemitism-fsu-shooting-trial-coming-soon/

Not everyone needs to see bubbles coming off the pot to know how hot the water is getting. The AG of the US personally shoving he dried out sun damaged florida whore face into this was alarming for Christians. You wouldnt get it.

>>213896614
>I know the reality! It's a conspiracy!
Yeah, Ok, sure. I'm sure you would know all about the exact family-circumstances of their family 40 fucking years ago.

>>213892758 (OP)
Trump is a fat orange retard, but if they’re too scared to confront ZOG and the Jewish element of his administration then they’re either cowards or compromised

>>213896718
>non-sequitur
Just admit you were wrong.

>>213896768
They're not "scared" retard Matt and Trey 100% support Israel
That's like asking "Why is Gal Gadot too much of a coward to condemn Israel"

>>213896788
Aren't they libertarians? I thought libertarians hate Israel.

>>213896709
Right why not filter everything thru the lens of "How does this help Israel?" Like trump has done since january.

If you disagree by all means provide an example of him doing anything that puts the interests of american christians over jews.

>>213896757
>The AG of the US personally shoving he dried out sun damaged florida whore face into this was alarming for Christians. You wouldnt get it.
I really don't get it
Are you even speaking English?

>>213896777
So are you saying Trump didn't say that stuff?
Or are you saying that Russia didn't just blow up an American factory in Ukraine less than 24 hours after Trump made great progress with him?

>>213896649
>dress and act like a gang member
ICE just neither. This is just you being histrionic and simping for Illegal Immigrants.

>kidnapping them
This isn't happening. Again, this is just you being histrionic and simping for Illegal Immigrants.

>>213896768
fuck palestine I hope they get nuked. why do you retards repeat the same words over and over again

>trump is a hecking orange retard!!!

get new jokes, loser.

>>213896709
>They literally think violent crime is a GOOD thing
At least when the perp is not white anyway.

>>213896798
Trey is literally a jew. They based Kyle and Stan on themselves

>>213896802
>brings up Israel out of nowhere and addresses nothing in the post being replied to

Obsessed
Mentally Ill

While we're doing random tweets about South Park

>>213896133
>>213896345
That's just what he looks like

>>213896133
>>213896345
It's a reference to Fantasy Island. The plane, the plane!

>>213895591
>enforce Immigration Law as it is written
If that was true we would not see endless court cases being brought and won over the illegal enforcement. As there are serious constitutional issues with what is going on.
It's getting an end run to try dodge it by invoking certain war based acts but it's very clearly a problem. People are just too uneducated to understand the problems or they simple don't care.

>>213896798
>Aren't they libertarians?
Pffft
Yeah, just like Colbert is "Catholic".

>>213896709
beg pardon sah but Democrats in Congress sponsored the 94 crime bill and Biden himself boasted that you would get 15 for jaywalking when it passed

>>213896807
Sequence of events for brain dead retards

1.jewish student is bumped by a Christian and wants to make a federal case over it

2. Jews hear about this and agree it should be a federal case

3. AG of the US listens to the jews and ruins the Christian girl's life calling her a jew hater in a nationally televised press conference

4. After weeks of spending taxpayer money investigating the Christian girl the AG is forced to give up because she found nothing.

5. AG vows to the jews she will bring them a Christian scalp next time

>>213896837
Wow english must not be your 1st language

You said leftists were deranged because they filtered everything thru race/class to the point they support criminals.

I asked if it was any better trump just does whatever jews want even protect pedophiles like Tom Alexandrovich last weekend.

>>213892758 (OP)
an entire season of
>trump hev small pp LOL
and paramount paid 1.5 billion for it

>>213896904
>If that was true we would not see endless court cases being brought and won over the illegal enforcement
Nigger we're seeing "endless court cases" (all of which are worthless) because Democrats are fighting tooth & nail to illicitly protect the criminals they rely on/worship. That's their favorite method for obstructing the law, dipshit.

How fucking stupid are you? I swear, Democrats are the easiest fucking simpletons to do and lead around by the nose in history. You literally beg to be shock-troops for the people trying to flood your country with third-world criminals that they want to replace you with.

>>213896914
>Ummmm but what about 30 years ago
Yeah, what about it? Democrat cities are still crime infested shit-holes and Democrats still fight tooth & nail to keep those criminals on the street.

>Democrats are soft on crime
>the 70s-80s when crime was at an all time high had Republican presidents for 20 of 24 years

>>213896973
>No, you see, my obsession is justified
It isn't.
Learn how a basic argument works.

>>213896986
Democrats know immigration is a shitshow. Its impossible for them to do shit and stay in office with their crazy voters. The Republicans have the same cringe element with boomers.
Both boomers and the far left are a huge anchor weighing both sides of the political spectrum down.
Fags and trannies are just more visible and louder

>>213892758 (OP)
>we made a show where you're a naked faggot with a small penor
>y u mad tho

>>213897026
>>213896914
Honestly you could make the argument that Trump is a Democrat from 30 years ago and unfortunately Democrats aren't

I wish we still had the Hillary Clinton that called niggers "Superpredators" and said abortions should be "Safe, legal and rare"

>>213896878
Are you stupid?
What does that have to do with the fact that they downloaded somebody else's Photoshopped version of Vance rather than even bothering to make one themselves?

>>213892758 (OP)
isn't that just a rehash of a joke they wrote a quarter century ago?

>>213897052
Ok..... democrats are prioritizing criminals. I agree. Now who would you say republicans are prioritizing?

Hint: its not the american people

That's cool but where's the Epstein files

>>213896914
So they wanted to get votes and were afraid of the upcoming 94 midterms big deal. I mean technically the first Federal level restrictions on cheese pizza were passed when Carter was president but that doesn't mean anything either.

>>213897085
Omg are you retarded? South park is a normie pop culture show. Most people see the meme of vance more than the real guy. For most people the meme is the real vance

>>213897051
>The President is God and controls everything
I mean I know you believe this, but it simply isn't the case. You understand we don't live in an Absolute Monarchy, right?

>>213895865
Fuck Larry Ellison, Oracle, and his son who's using daddy's money to buy Paramount so hopefully they all get fucked on South Park setting the entire Paramount media conglomerate on fire.

>>213897119
>Southpark fans are retarded and detached from reality
Yeah, sounds about right.

That's cool but where's the Epstein files That's cool but where's the Epstein files That's cool but where's the Epstein files

>>213897092
>Hint: its not the american people
>reduced crime
>reduced illegal-immigration
>reduced voter-fraud
>reduced taxes
>reduced prices on food & gas

They seem to be doing a better job of prioritizing me than anyone else is.
Keep screeching about "Israel" though.

>>213897123
I run my own business. I write a lot of checks. I am very aware I have the power to stop anything I am funding. I know people only work if they are being paid and if I stop paying they stop working.

Trump could end the wars in Israel or Ukraine, it would just piss off his donors. He is choosing not to because he thinks he will personally benefit regardless of what the american people want or is beneficial to them

>>213897091
Yeah? Why bother coming up with anything new? When Democrats will just eat whatever low-effort slop you shit-out anyway, what's the point of investing more effort and money in creating anything new or worthwhile? That'd just be throwing money down the drain.

>>213897177
Im just explaining the reasoning and how media works because you are autistic. Its why we dont see bright colors in medieval movies and Scottish people always wear kilts regardless of year.

TV/Movies are pretend, they show the world how people see it not how it is

>>213897229
Yeah bro, Trump has complete and total control over all foreign wars starting and stopping. He is basically God, and autonomy doesn't exist. Brilliant.

>>213897227
I don't fault him for trying, although the effects of all that are somewhat blunted when you still live in a state controlled by Democrat politicians with double digit IQs like mine.

>>213896469
>jew jew jew jew jew jew jew jew jew jew jew jew
Clinically brain-dead.

That's cool but where's the Epstein files

>>213897319
He has control of congress, not that he'd need it since both wars are incredibly unpopular with voters. The only thing keeping them in line is donors and fear trump will face fucked them for speaking out like he did to my heroes MTG and Massie

>>213896811
>ICE just neither
Okay, these 4 men jump out of a blacked out SUV in front of you with guns pointed at you. You aren’t gonna grab your gun and blast them in self defense?

Oh you will? That’s life in prison buddy.

>>213897400
IMO if trump go all in on ICE and just quietly deported every illegal who interacted with police or went to a doctor there would be less shitskins in the US right now and his approval rating would be higher

>DEMOCRATS BAD!
Overall democratic policies are better for the country.
>B-BUT MUH ILLEGALS (MAGAtards single policy reason on why they voted for the orange retard).
ICE is currently a giant waste of tax money.
You need to target the employers from hiring them. Also having a lot of them are good for the economy.
A lot of goods will cost more if they're all deported.

>>213897470
This right here. If we just let it be known we are deporting anyone who goes to urgent care or the emergency room they'd stop clogging it up. It would still be full of niggers and be an 8 hour weight for a broken ankle but it'd be a big improvement

>>213897385
You're still delusional.
Presidents do not have god-like control over whether conflict starter stop all over the planet. You are just simply wrong, and deluded for thinking so.

>>213893886
>>213894332
>>213895591
>>213895756

your guy doesn't have a really small penis, shh baby it's ok.

>>213897400
>THE POLICE AREN'T WEARING THE RIGHT CLOOOOOOOTHES
This isn't your issue with ICE. Your issue with ICE is that they are deporting Illegal Immigrants, which you worship due to them being both criminal and brown. You're working backwards from the conclusion and desperately grasping for excuses to justify your complaining that mask your actual reason.

You know southpark is still based because all the chuds are seething finally seeing what people actually think they look like instead of their delusions of grandeur.

>>213897470
>Overall democratic policies are better for the country
Source: Fantasy Lala Land.

>>213897693
You’re hallucinating, I clearly showed you a picture of ice dressed like gang members after you claimed they don’t and went off into an insane rant. Seek god.

>>213897657
OMG I hate ugly autistic chuds more than the boomers still defending trump. America has the power to stop any conflict they are funding. Trump controls all 3 branches of government.

>>213896428
small penis confirmed

>>213897470
>Also having a lot of them are good for the economy.
Commiefornian spotted.
>Suppressing wages is GOOD, chud! Otherwise we'd have to pay American laborers American wages!

>>213897687
Is that the joke in the episode? I haven't seen it

>>213897693
My issue is that ICE is ineffective and rallying people against them. If we rounded up illegals naturally everytime they filed a police report, got a ticket, were a witness to a crime....and whenever they seek medical attention there would be less shitskins in the US right now

>>213897728
>normal street clothes
>"dressed like gang members"
I think you're the one hallucinating.

>>213896974
so simple and still makes prezident and and his asslickers mad.

>>213897797
Don't engage people like this. A simple "jewish hands typed this" ends the convo

>>213897797
>just out and about in my normal clothes, nothing wrong with this
Maybe take a step back and think about what you’re saying lol, we all know you won’t you’re not humble

>>213897794
>My issue is that ICE is ineffective
How many arrests in deportations have we had in the past couple months? They're literally more effective than any other measure taken against Illegal Immigration in the history of this country.

>and rallying people against them
Lmao the only people "rallying" against ICE are literal criminals and their tiny minority of blue-haired cheerleaders on Twitter.

Your argument is literally
>Umm it'd be more effective if we were LESS proactive about deporting illegals...
No it wouldn't, retard. You clearly have an ulterior agenda you're trying to push, likely one that benefits Illegal-Immigrants.

>>213897750
>schizo has a meltie
OK, I think we're done here.

>>213897854
Idk what point you think you made. They look like the police protecting people and their businesses during the fentanyl floyd riots.

You dont want exposed skin when crazy leftists are throwing bottles filled with piss or worse at them

>>213897862
>Lmao the only people "rallying" against ICE are literal criminals and their tiny minority of blue-haired cheerleaders on Twitter.
>literal criminals
so most of Americas employers then.

They wouldn't mention either that the leftist Democrat founding father FDR presided over several large scale illegal Mexican expulsions to free up jobs for Americans during the Depression era.

>>213897854
You're clearly out of arguments, faggot. Quit doubling-down.
Just admit you love Illegal-Immigrants and Criminals and you're mad they're being arrested. We all know that's your actual beef here.

>>213896649
>>213897400
>>213897728
>>213897854
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covert_operation#Plainclothes_law_enforcement

>>213897916
>so most of Americas employers then
Jeff Bezos was not the DHS secretary who one week into Biden's administration said there was no border and anyone who wanted to could just walk in here.

>>213897916
>so most of Americas employers then
Fucking what?
Leftists are so schizophrenic, I swear to God.

>>213897862
Biden deported 4.4-4.7 mil
Trump 1.5-1.7 mil
Obama 5-5.3 mil
Bush 10 mil

Trump has a few hundred k in 6 months and burned A LOT more political capital doing it lol

>>213897905
This is a cop and a sworn officer. ICE dress up like gangbangers with no badge uniform or lights.

>>213897969
>>213897988
the squealing death throes of a once proud and powerful nation everyone

>>213895414
This is only making me like the Donald more.

>>213897997
>and burned A LOT more political capital doing it
Weird way of saying "Democrats are hypocrites and only screech when the opposition does the same thing".

>>213898000
See: >>213897959

>>213898013
>schizo non-sequitur
Daily reminder that Leftists have provably higher levels of mental-illness.

>>213898000
Yeah that is the uniform of a beat cop. Its bright blue and distinctive so people, even children, can spot them and get their help quickly when needed.

This is what cops wear in situations they will be dealing with deranged leftist protesters to protect themselves.

Who should ICE agents dress like?

>>213896183
Did they actually end that shit?
The "tegridy" joke had lost its steam halfway through its introductory episode let alone several seasons later

>>213898052
>Democrats are hypocrites
Epstein files

>>213897997
Wait so Obama and Biden are bigger Nazis than Trump?!?!

>>213898096
Daily reminder that conservitards have probably lower IQs

>>213898111
See: >>213898096

>>213898149
>Epstein files are a non sequitur
Where are they? You're not a hypocrite are you?

>>213898137
>probably
So you can’t prove it?

>>213898052
OMG im not letting you get away without taking an L on the numbers. I'll post them again

Biden = 4.4-4.7 mil
Trump 16-20 = 1.5-1.7 (understandable because less were coming in with him policing the border)
Obama= 5-5.3 mil (bare fuckin minimum for a prez who isn't brain damaged doing his job)
Bush= 10 mil (shit president but the gold standard for rounding up shitskins since Ike)

Currently trump has sent back under 500k in 6 months because he purposely went about it in the most hamfisted way to upset as many people as much as possible thinking the base cares more about liberal tears than actual deportations.
If he just shut up about it and went about it quietly the way I advocated A LOT more than 500k would be gone but he can't help himself from himself

>>213898127
Yes they were both much better at it. Trump is amazing at passing off the libs deporting mexicans but still hasn't deported half the shitskins Obama has

>>213892800
the first 2 were A class the third was satisfactory and decent and funny but not A. Towlie wiping Trumps ass is going to happen but towlie way also become secretary of defense

>>213898206
Autocorrect

>>213898210
The recent wave's efficacy still needs to be considered with the amount of "self-deportations" that are happening, which currently is pretty unknown

IMO though if anyone REALLY wanted to get rid of illegal immigrants, they'd simply imprison anyone who knowingly hires them for 2+ years. Nobody would fucking hire them then, and the problem wouldn't exist.

>>213898266
If south park was good they'd have Trump fire Pete for looking like he wanted to bitch slap Stephen Miller for insulting white people for following the teachings of Jesus according to their interpretation.

>>213898277
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cope and seethe

>>213892758 (OP)
You don’t have a small penis, please accept this gift.

>>213897997
>>213898210
Ok, now lets compare to how many they actually let in....

>>213898242
So what are Democrats and anti-ICE people shrieking about then?...

>>213898353
Looks like Trump let in more than Obama... Didn't he campaign on building a wall or some shit? Then the uptick begins at the end of his term...

>>213896133
Yes Matt and Trey should be arrested for breaking copyright like Andrew Hussie putting ghostbusters and con air in homestuck

>>213898389
People being sent to prisons in another country without due process you dumb fuck

>>213898137
Lol but they don't?
You can't be the 90% brown party and claim "higher average IQ", lmao. Or is IQ "oppressive & inaccurate racist pseudoscience" again now, lol?

>>213898450
>Verbal intelligence
So Jews now identify as Republicans?

>>213898353
I said trumps 1.5-1.7 between 16-20 was justified because he stopped them from coming in lol

The argument is over whether Trump's 2024-28 strategy heavily relying on ICE was more or less effective.

All the evidence we currently have shows its an expensive waste that's failing to generate deportations or good pr for trump.

If trump wasn't a delusional narcissist he would get Obama, Bush, and Biden in the white house for a photo op to ask for advice on how to get his deportation numbers up but he doesnt care how many he actually deports

>>213898450
>Or is IQ "oppressive & inaccurate racist pseudoscience" again now, lol?
Which race has the highest IQ again?

>>213898512
>The argument is over whether Trump's 2024-28 strategy heavily relying on ICE was more or less effective.
>was
Literally only six months in, dipshit.

>>213897997
>>213898512
>more were deported in 8 years than in six months
No shit?

>>213898512
>or good pr for trump
It's literally what got him elected, lol.

>>213898853
No, it was the economic downturn that did that.

>>213892758 (OP)
>allegedly
kek

>>213895702
>break law
>get arrested
>mad because they didn't give you a chance to run away and keep breaking the law
Every illegal alien can turn themselves in or leave RIGHT NOW, at their own discretion, on their own time. Not a single one of them should have to have the authorities come and grab them.

If you don't leave you will be forced to leave. End of discussion. I'm not even american ffs but this is a basic tenet of any nation, if you don't enforce your borders and laws you are just flat out not a country.

>>213895273
>baseless projection.

>>213892758 (OP)
I bet Barron goes up to Trump and says "relax, guy".

>>213892758 (OP)
>the guy who has been ripped on in every way shape and form from small peepee to rapist to nazi from a billion different outlets and pushed through it to achieve the impossible twice was TOTALY SEETHING THIS TIME GUYS TRUST US!

There's a gen Xer raid going on in here, you can feel it.

>>213898032
her face when she gets invited to Epstein island

>>213893434
Satire is lost on people like you and for that it shouldnt even be attempted.

Total

Libshit

Death

>>213899277
Who are you quoting?

>>213899389
>Satire

>>213895627
Conservatives and their propaganda network do the same stop.
You both suck and are puppets to kikes

>>213899403
its such a weird take for the highest office of government to whine about the laws holding them back..... why get into government? go form a militia and do an insurrection

>>213898559
trvke

>>213898792
>>213898725
So if he had 150k in april, and people called BS. And he won't say how many he actually has....let's give him 500k. I'll take his word for the 1st 3 months, and because im a swell guy double that for the next 3 months and thro in an extra 50k to make it an even 500k.

500k over 6 months averages out to 5mil over 4 years. Less than Obama and Biden.