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Anonymous No.213893160 >>213893209 >>213893637 >>213893840 >>213893878 >>213896116 >>213896200 >>213896261 >>213896339 >>213897083 >>213897183 >>213897292 >>213897670 >>213898330 >>213898460 >>213899490 >>213899691 >>213900912 >>213901600 >>213902648 >>213903734 >>213903829 >>213904587 >>213908225 >>213908496 >>213908801
Why does the Grift Right hate this show so much? It's kind of boring but at least has decent production values and storytelling basics.
Anonymous No.213893209 >>213893732 >>213896645 >>213897848 >>213898589 >>213899757
>>213893160 (OP)
They choose the wrong things to rage against lately, Superman completely cumdumpstered them and they have never recovered.
Anonymous No.213893320 >>213893837 >>213897183
You are right. We should settle for less.
Anonymous No.213893637 >>213897183
>>213893160 (OP)
I hate it
But who says I'm right wing?
Anonymous No.213893732 >>213897848
>>213893209
same shit happened with Thunderbolts
dudes like Critical Drinker did their usual lazy "M-SHE-U, 0/10" type review and their commenters practically rioted in the comments basically asking if they even saw the same movie as them because it wasn't bad
Anonymous No.213893837
>>213893320
this, after thinking about it, this show its better than i think it is, i should also let inmigrants destroy my city and cut my dick off
Anonymous No.213893840 >>213897183
>>213893160 (OP)
Ooh, storytelling basics. Such a high bar. Anyone who isn’t won over must be a grifter
Anonymous No.213893878 >>213894334
>>213893160 (OP)
The film series was once the finest of its type. This just isn’t good enough
Anonymous No.213894334 >>213896139
>>213893878
the first two movies were good but then it kind of dropped off a cliff so this show I would say is better than those things
Anonymous No.213894359 >>213900460 >>213901573 >>213904805
this was the moment I stopped watching
Anonymous No.213896116
>>213893160 (OP)
>Grift Righ
making up names

also if you think the right is a grift, that tells me you lacked a strong father figure in your life till now
Anonymous No.213896139 >>213899916
>>213894334
first two, especially the second were badbut third is starting to shine
Anonymous No.213896200 >>213897183
>>213893160 (OP)
Because it's bad
Anonymous No.213896261
>>213893160 (OP)
It sounds like you hate that you agree with them
Anonymous No.213896339 >>213908580
>>213893160 (OP)
its worse than it should be, but its def not boring. You have ADHD
Anonymous No.213896645
>>213893209
>lately
Anonymous No.213897083
>>213893160 (OP)
I would consider having characters, giving those characters motivations and making those characters not retarded to be storytelling basics, but I'll grant you production value. It definitely looks like Alien and at times it even feels like Alien, but the story is retarded and there are no characters in the show.
Remember the Peter Pan theming that had all the subtlety of a burning clown? Remember that stellar scene where Joe Hermit was introduced? Where Wendy exposited a few bullet points about what can laughably be called Joe's "character" while b-roll of him walking through the city played? Remember how we never actually see any of his supposed positive attributes and are expected to care about him anyway? Remember how Wendy's entire character is defined by her relationship to Joe and wanting to reunite with Joe and then wanting to save Joe? What great protagonists! What great storytelling!
Remember when Boy Kavalier sends prototypes worth trillions to the crash site of a deep space research vessel containing fuck knows what? Remember how "the loss of even one prototype would be devastating"? Seems pretty dumb to send a bunch of 12 year olds with no training and no experience in any kind of situation into an unknown situation. Guess it's a good thing they all inexplicably knew that nothing on that research vessel would be harmful to the hybrids. Remember when Wendy picked up the blade from the paper cutter even though her understanding of the mission was "rescue people, clean up"? It's almost like she knew that she would need it even though there should have been no way that she could know that she would need it. Can she psychically communicate with aliens and the writers?
I'm going to continue watching the show and I'm even somewhat enjoying seeing where they're going with all of this, but if Alien: Earth clears the low bar for "decent storytelling basics" then there's a fuckin problem.
Anonymous No.213897088
>me at start
>what? raylan givens is blond?
>fucking ridiculous
>ahhh the classic cute girl honey pot
>another stupid take on the universe only the three forst movies managed to handle
>yeah yeah le android bad
>ridiculous
>*cant really skip it can i*
>me now
>actually timothy doing a goof job out here
>these android kids? starting to grow on me shit like what?
>actual mega corporations nasty agendas like back when i was a cyberpunk nerd
>okay the alien scenes are actually decent
I dunno guys, i'm really enjoying what i've seen so far. Do we know how far they wanna go? I just hope they keep this pace and not for too long.
Anonymous No.213897183 >>213897285
>>213893160 (OP)
>>213893320
>>213893637
>>213893840
>>213896200

microphone bros, do better
it's fiiiiiiiiiiiiineeee
Anonymous No.213897285 >>213897719
>>213897183
Do less breathing.
Anonymous No.213897292 >>213897375
>>213893160 (OP)
Unknown. It’s been decent enough so far with some interesting ideas, albeit the shittiest looking xeno suit ever. Some people just hate for the sake of hating.
Anonymous No.213897375 >>213897640
>>213897292
>Why do grifters grift?
>Unknown.
Yeah, you're the right IQ for Alien: Earth.
Anonymous No.213897640 >>213897688 >>213903915
>>213897375
Still seething in every thread about the show you claim to hate so much, I see. Are you seeking mental help yet?
Anonymous No.213897670
>>213893160 (OP)
>Grift Right
Who's upset?
Anonymous No.213897688
>>213897640
>about the show you claim to hate so much
I never claimed that. Take your meds.
Anonymous No.213897719 >>213897858
>>213897285
YOU'RE the one who's breathing wrong
do it the CORRECT way, like me
be more like me
be me
Anonymous No.213897848 >>213902742
>>213893732
>>213893209
capeshit is dead and the whole planet knows it except (you). are you retarded Black panthers fake press and reviews did that in the same way the last jedi destroyed star wars and captain america deleted hollywoods internatiional audience. You keep on talking to yourself about the #griftright #metoo #feminism there captain marvel, rey, the all girl ghosbusters and all the other fuck huge unwatchable disasters you luv. Always remember, Avatar is bollocks as well.
Anonymous No.213897858 >>213898114
>>213897719
No.
Anonymous No.213898046
the old switcheroo

The Last of Us Season 1 Trailer
Zombies! Violence! Civilisational Collapse! Guns! ABandoned Cities
What we get. Ugly teenage lesians having feelings. Burning men with bears kissing. (Reveiews:I tw as good good I could not stop crying, the last of us is the pinncale of best TV evah)

The last of Us Season Two
Tumbleweed rolls buy

The old
(Look watch season one is stuff we know you like, annnnnnd half way through season one wait it's moral amoral slop messaging about how being a cocaine addled homsexual in california imagining he's a woman who has magic powers is peak entertainement )
Anonymous No.213898114 >>213898198
>>213897858
but that makes me feel saaaaaaaaaad
Anonymous No.213898198 >>213898572
>>213898114
>Ah! Ah! Death! Death! thou shalt long for death. Death is forbidden, o man, unto thee.
>The length of thy longing shall be the strength of its glory. He that lives long & desires death much is ever the King among the Kings.
Anonymous No.213898330
>>213893160 (OP)
>storytelling basics
I don't watch grifters as much as you must, so I can't answer your question. However, the show fails in writing smart dialogue and characters and tries to cover this up by making all the protagonists idiot children in robot bodies. It is irritating to watch and modern writers should write less dialogue if they can't write smart dialogue.
Anonymous No.213898340
>grift right
new retarded term from terminally online retards politically weaponized just dropped
Anonymous No.213898460
>>213893160 (OP)
I don't care if this is a bait tread. This series is pure unadulterated xenoslop. Alien is a straight forward franchise about rape that has had its central theme removed in favor of baby's first existentialism. Say no to Alita Battle Alien
Anonymous No.213898572 >>213898698
>>213898198
>I really dig Crowley's early work, but that sex magic stuff was just one step too far for me. Like, woooah, take a few steps back, buddy. Show a little restraint!
Anonymous No.213898589
>>213893209
superman flopped. never even beat Man of Steel, lmao.
Anonymous No.213898640
Woke show.
Anonymous No.213898698
>>213898572
lmao
Anonymous No.213898938 >>213898988 >>213899194
Like all prequels ore sidequels or sequels that came decades later, this show is completely irrelevant and just a cash grab driven by nostalgia and brand recognition. The only halfway interesting story to tell is about the mind upload robots which could be told without the unnecessary alien universe backstory. Who cares about another tacked on conspiracy backstory for the background company in the first movies which tells you that everybody new all along and planned everything in advance and seeming coincidence weren't coincidences after all?
Anonymous No.213898988
>>213898938
>Like all prequels ore sidequels or sequels that came decades later
>MUH LORE
lel, just make good shows and movies
Anonymous No.213899194
>>213898938
>the unnecessary alien universe
So nobody would watch it. Brilliant idea.
Anonymous No.213899490
>>213893160 (OP)
Must really be struggling with so much bs marketing here on chudChan
Anonymous No.213899691 >>213899747 >>213899897 >>213903976
>>213893160 (OP)
I like the show but I have to admit it has anime-tier writing which could be off-putting to non-autistic individuals
Anonymous No.213899747
>>213899691
>anime-tier writing
t. never read a book in my life
Anonymous No.213899757
>>213893209
Why do you see everything in terms on rape?

Are you gay?
Anonymous No.213899897
>>213899691
As an anime enjoyer, it's actually worse than anime.
Although I watch more seinen stuff I guess.
Anonymous No.213899916
>>213896139
the second hasn't aged well but it's still a solid story and delivery
Anonymous No.213899946
its shallow and pedantic
Anonymous No.213900290 >>213904005
Pallow and shedantic
Anonymous No.213900460 >>213903766
>>213894359
He ruins the show, I'm so tired of this villain archetype that we've seen constantly for the last 10 years
Anonymous No.213900912
>>213893160 (OP)
i am a right winger and i like the show. the only thing that sucks is the writing. the xeno massacre in episode 2 was the worst in terms of sparing the MC's brother.
Anonymous No.213901015
Are there any space marines in this?
Anonymous No.213901432 >>213901631 >>213901680
Could rename the entire show "Wendy", because she is the only intersting character in it. I could imagine having this actress recording going to the bathroom every time, and put those clips together into 40 minute episodes, would be more popular than this show. I don't know the actress from other roles, but she is very likable in this one, I like the haircut too.

What is odd about the Wendy character, that she is somehow overwhelmed by the xenos communication, but she is a synthetic with a reciever, why not just tune down the reciever? As in maybe only taking just a few frames every second from the xenomorphs data stream (or however much she could handle)? Add to the things can be learned from xenomorphs bodies is communication tech.

Also it's kind of retarded that the supposed genius is so risk taking that have these alien lifeforms brought to his island, and risk contaminating himself. Also why do they assume the alien lifeforms are not airborne contagious? Once they realized what they are dealing with, they should have quaranteened the whole crashsite, and everyone who was there. Why even assume they can contain these things safely, when purpose built cells have failed? Even if they want to study them, wouldn't they rather bring them back to space, set on a collision course with the sun, and switching direction toward an other star when getting close, so in case they lose containment, the things would still burn to death?

Also wtf with the xenomorphs acid somehow barely damaging concrete? Would have expected a deep hole in the ground, and later measuring how deep the acid could actually go. Their acid got nerfed.
Anonymous No.213901573
>>213894359
everyone is smarter then him. Even walls.
Anonymous No.213901600
>>213893160 (OP)
everthing after "but" is horse shit
Anonymous No.213901631 >>213901934
>>213901432
>"Wendy"
>intersting character
pick one
Anonymous No.213901680
>>213901432
she is basically a robot written by people who have no idea what robots are so they basically act like humans with special powers
Anonymous No.213901934 >>213902160
>>213901631
Interesting as in I want to explore that actresses holes with my dick. But also imagine if a Wendy like synth would take liking of human, and keep him to mimic a romantic relationship, working around her synthetic limitations, but also with advantages. A synthetic gf that is never too tired to have sex, never bored, never cheats, can read the human reactions with more precise sensors than the human ones, might even know how the make the human cum the most. Develop a very clingy fascination for the human, and set a goal for herself to fight against his aging, to keep the human bf alive forever. This is only a theme for daydreaming, since having an actor play the bf-s role, instead of the audience self insert, would ruin the whole thing. I guess they could make it work with a lesbian relationship, because there are just more holes to fill for the audience there.
Anonymous No.213902160 >>213902420
>>213901934
you be you but she is supposedly 12
Anonymous No.213902192
I always thought Timothy Oliphant was creepy
now he get to creep out in style
the role of a lifetime
Anonymous No.213902420
>>213902160
Technically she is not even 1 yet, because she have a brand new body, the memory donor was 12, but the actress who plays the body of the synth is 28 (the age of the person the synth's looks are based on is not specified in the show). Also as far as we know, the synth character will always retain childish personaltiy, because only young person's minds are compatible with the tech in this show. Also I don't buy the "hybrid" synth being a continuation of the consciousness theme, pretty sure it's just a copied personality for the synth to larp as, and transfering those memories killed the memory donor girl in the process (that is my theory, based on what was shown so far).
Anonymous No.213902648
>>213893160 (OP)
It's hip to be a contrarian.
Anonymous No.213902742
>>213897848
since when does profit = quality? thunderbolts was a perfectly fine movie.
Anonymous No.213903734
>>213893160 (OP)
I posted some critiques of the show the other day and found I was banned, someone hacked my ISP and posted swastika copypasta and so I was banned. Obviously it wasn’t me and thankfully the ban was lifted. But I found that scarier than this show. I mean, has anyone ever encountered that before? Is that common troll. It freaked me out lol. Anyways, I could only deduce that someone was so butt hurt that I pointed out how lame this show is that they took it personally, and proceeded to pull a trick that got me unjustly banned. You think it was paid shills? Would Disney do that? If so, that’s pretty funny that they would try to silence criticism by hacking users and posting n-word swastika copypasta. lol. Anyways.
Anonymous No.213903766 >>213904231
>>213900460
I don't even understand the point of him. He's just this generic manchild character who doesn't contribute anything. The synths don't contribute anything either. Ironically the crash survivor cyborg and his bonus situation are ten times more compelling.
This series should have just been the crew of the ship vs the rescue team vs the ayys.
Anonymous No.213903829
>>213893160 (OP)
Since when the definition of "grift" changed to "exploitation of an outrage"

Looks like you're defending those studios like they were victims. That's ridiculous, even more if you're a lefty.
Anonymous No.213903871
What don’t you understand? It’s fun—and actually interesting—to tear apart a show that’s obviously bad, yet has brainwashed normies rushing to defend it. It’s fascinating to pick apart the psychology of people who clearly have no taste. There’s something compelling about hating on a show that’s been astroturfed into oblivion.

It’s interesting to watch people enjoy something objectively terrible, then defend it with weak arguments and logical fallacies. That’s hilarious. It’s a rush—actually using your brain. It’s like a mental workout, breaking down why so-called “Art” is really just bad TV. It requires engaging your faculties. And it’s funny to see how easily entertained some people are.

What don’t you get about that?
Anonymous No.213903915 >>213906127
>>213897640
What don’t you understand? It’s fun—and actually interesting—to tear apart a show that’s obviously bad, yet has brainwashed normies rushing to defend it. It’s fascinating to pick apart the psychology of people who clearly have no taste. There’s something compelling about hating on a show that’s been astroturfed into oblivion.

It’s interesting to watch people enjoy something objectively terrible, then defend it with weak arguments and logical fallacies. That’s hilarious. It’s a rush—actually using your brain. It’s like a mental workout, breaking down why so-called “Art” is really just bad TV. It requires engaging your faculties. And it’s funny to see how easily entertained some people are.

What don’t you get about that?
Anonymous No.213903976
>>213899691
A lot of anime actually has good writing. That’s commonly known. It has better writing, plot, dialogue than most other media, that’s why regular people gravitate towards it. If this show was actually written like a top tier anime it would be good.
Anonymous No.213904005 >>213906706
>>213900290
Wollap and Citnadesh
Anonymous No.213904231
>>213903766
I hate the cyborg character, from my perspective he is the useless one. That is this tv-show's problem, the showrunners are trying to appeal to multiple demographic groups, instead of focusing on just one, and go all in pleasing them. Why can't we just segregate media? Everyone would be more satisfied, white only shows, and black only shows, and indian only shows, and east asian only shows, without any of those groups ever interacting, or even acknowledging the other groups existance. These shows supposed to be escapism, can't even enjoy xenomorphs, when real the monsters are the actors whom are cast for the (support) characters of the show.
Anonymous No.213904587 >>213904599
>>213893160 (OP)
How woke is it?
Anonymous No.213904599
>>213904587
woke as the first Alien movie
Anonymous No.213904805
>>213894359
reminder that he LITERALLY KEEPS BITING INTO AN APPLE DURING THIS SCENE

DO YOU GET IT

DO YOU GET THE SYMBOLISM YOU FUCKING RETARDS

THIS IS A SMART SHOW FOR SMART PEOPLE
Anonymous No.213906127
>>213903915
For some weird reason nowadays plebs defend brands harder than the shareholders. And they do it for FREE.
Anonymous No.213906706
>>213904005
citnalap and woldesh
Anonymous No.213906831 >>213908160
>"AYO IMMA LAND THE SHIP NOW"
>9/11s it
what the fuck was his plan? i havent seen ep 3 yet and i watch this slop while scratching my balls and shitposting on 4 boards at once, but why the fuck couldn't he... not crash the ship into the towers? of a competing company? if he crashlanded, the odds of him crashlanding right into the headquarters of a competitor is like one to a billion, i get that the producers know they are making slop, and us consumers know we are watching slop, and we collectively agree this is by no means some life changing quality content, but FOR GODS SAKE some MINIMUM effort should be made.

also hilarious how crashing into a double tower is now an archetype in the american unconscious
Anonymous No.213908160 >>213908273 >>213908633 >>213909578
>>213906831
Mauler is that you? Are you retarded enough you don't understand that storytelling in any movie is going to be "absurd" by that standard
Anonymous No.213908225
>>213893160 (OP)
Why does the Grift LEFT shill it so hard?
Anonymous No.213908273
>>213908160
They think they know how to nmake movies and shows because they got internet famous and made a couple of videos, even though I like maulers star wras videos because it decimated 7,8,9 rightfully so he hasnt done anything intersting since
Anonymous No.213908464
because it has WOMEN and BROWN PEOPLE in it, that's pretty much it
Anonymous No.213908496 >>213908540
>>213893160 (OP)
>Grift
Tranny buzzword and it does not have decent storytelling basics.
Anonymous No.213908540
>>213908496
Yeah it does, makes you care about the sick little girl who's only chance to live was being placed in a synthetic body, makes you care about her racing to save her older brother she loves, it was very solid storytelling basics.
Anonymous No.213908580
>>213896339
I say it is boring because the pacing seems to be off where nothing is happening to advance the story or even set the tone a bit too often
Anonymous No.213908633
>>213908160
Word gets thrown around a lot lately but Quartering is L I T E R A L L Y a grifter. An entire corporate career in advertising under his belt to shill his viewers products under the guise of owning the libs. He smelled the way the wind was blowing and jumped in early
Anonymous No.213908801
>>213893160 (OP)
Retarded faggot boomerbrained losers always hate everything. Doesn't even have to be right wing. It's a mindset where they're stuck in a 1980's nostalgia safe space despite having barely or never lived in the era. Fuck their opinions.
Anonymous No.213909578
>>213908160
>comparing longman to the other 3 hacks, especially quarterman
nah