Thread 213894407

whys this fag such a miserable cock sucker now

>>213894407 (OP)
he was popular like 10 years ago and was simultaneously too late for the golden age of YouTube and had no way to get a real career in showbiz

>>213894407 (OP)
It takes a special kind of person to reference their own projects when criticizing other movies.

>>213895178
He was lucky he popped up in his time to be fair otherwise he would've been just another literaly who in the Nostalgia Critic gang and likely forgotten and transexual'd by now.

Did something happen to him?

>>213894407 (OP)
I hate that he only does cape shit now
Also he was supposed to release his film lover but never did

Became popular while he was in highschool
Deluded himself that he'd become a "real" filmmaker
Has zero talent for writing, directing or acting above Nostalgia Critic review level videos
Kept pretending he was an "industry insider" in the late 2020's for some reason

>>213894407 (OP)
Looks like a romanian ape

>>213897249
He released Lover. He rolled out blu-rays and everything for it.
It’s not good.

>>213898910
Oh no :(
I was actually kinda curious how it was gonna be

>>213897350
Dude like shit on a real one for following his dreams when you never like dared or whatever but you ain't gotta lie to kick it, let's be objective for once in your lifetime like if you dare i mean but keep it a stack his ouvre so far beyond KING CANDY and LOVER have been objectively quality works of art, like i can't believe you'd try to say this kind of bs and deny undeniable greatness damn, take a chill pill or whatever you don't have to live like this fueled entirely by impotent jealousy you can change and should and support great art by great artists you know lead follow or get out of the way

>>213899318
Real post by a real one here

>>213894407 (OP)
Hater...

>>213894407 (OP)
>making fun of other people for being dummies
:D
>people making fun of me an artistic genius
;_;

>>213894407 (OP)
>Ralph goes up his own ass as a combination of graduating film school and being surrounded by filmies/being friends with Adam/moving to LA
>tries to do le ebin takedown of Joker
>except his video format is only great for bottom barrel shit nobody cares about like Bye Bye Man - it does not work for a decent movie. Adam ran into a similar problem when he applies his review style to A Quiet Place
>big backlash - more dislikes than likes, he eventually unlists it and then deletes, etc.
>probably isn't able to seriously break into the film industry and become a serious kinomancer director like he wanted to be
>combination of backlash and personal failures done broke him and any passion he had for his channel
>new videos are uninspired, boring shit and he rambles a lot
>a lot of other small embarrassments, like the now-deleted le serious "analysis" of Parasite that's 90% reading a wikipedia summary and 10% giving the more basic bitch surface level "insight" you can imagine
>constantly gets taken to task by an unrelenting Adam on Sardonicast and humiliated
>secretly edited part of the sardonicast podcast where he says his bad take on One Cut of the Dead without telling Adam or IHE
>copystriked a video from a small channel that criticized his recent videos, denied that wasn't him despite overwhelming evidence that it was him

>>213899318
You make embarrassing films, if I were you I would quit social media forever. No way you can shame others the way you have and drop those turds you call films.

>>213894407 (OP)
chills......

>>213901756
This is below what he makes fun od. Below the barrel.

>>213901515
what was his take on one cut of the dead?

>>213901756
>No way! How could you tell I like Scorsese?

Ralphthelolcow is one of those kids who was gifted in high school but is now burnt out as reality sets in and he realizes he's not going to be the movie maker he dreamt of as a kid. He'll be remembered as the sloptuber who made nostalgia critic videos 5 years ago

>>213894407 (OP)
>now

>>213901854
IIRC he was too stupid to understand the premise.

>>213894407 (OP)
It’s actually incredible how untalented and unsuited to filmmaking he is. He probably could have hit it big in some like STEM field and cleared like $200k/year by now with his autism if he didn’t follow muh passion, and then who knows he could have saved for a few years and then have gone for it full time without needing to make shitty videos about capeshit hanging around his neck

>>213901756
Why does he keep casting himself in the leading roles instead of staying behind the camera?
Literally all reviewers and fellow filmmakers tell him that he's wearing too many hats

>>213894407 (OP)
Is that Fistroman?

The best part of this guy was when he made those videos shitting on tgwtg and some intrepid anon interspliced some scenes from ralphs own sketches and it was very telling. The sheer fucking hubris of this clown. Of course those vids got taken down...I wonder why, ralphie....lol.

This guy is probably seething over Chris Stuckmann and Shelby Oaks

Karsten Runquist basically stole Ralph's career.

>>213901756
holy kinoly...

>>213894407 (OP)
never seen this guy before, what shows or movies is he on?

>>213901756
I apologize to chris stuckmann

>>213902013
oh thats kinda retarded of him, its not hard to follow at all. I do think im in the minority in thinking its slightly overrated for what it is, which feels really mean because its an incredibly sweet movie, but its almost a bit overly sweet, saccharine one could say, and the "switch-over" wasnt intense or contrasting enough for me if that makes sense. but not "getting it" is crazy lol

his TGWTG vids are le kino

>>213894407 (OP)
Honestly he has potential to become a great filmmaker and all he had to do was:
>Not cast himself in the lead role
>Invest YouTube monies into production rather than in himself
>Do something other than Scorsese drug money plot
>Not go to Film School for no reason
I've never seen someone sabotage themselves with hubris that was completely unearned

>>213902531
You forgot
>don't get addicted to weed

>>213894407 (OP)
Jumped on breadtube bandwagon, now the DNC funds ran dry and he is left with an audience that will tear him apart if he is actually honest about media.
Just desserts.

>>213902586
>Just desserts
that would be a good name for a dessert restaurant

>>213902419
kinda looks like him too

>>213902574
Was it weed? I feel like he's on SSRIs or some shit. He speaks like he has a gun to his head

>>213902849
some people will have the life sucked out of them past 25
grim

>>213902849
Both.

>be faggot youtuber with USI
>think you're some genius filmmaker
>be genuine friends with a dog fucker
lol

>>213895178
Isn't he jewish tho?

>>213894407 (OP)
Is this your classmate who fucks you in the ass?

>>213894407 (OP)
>whys this fag such a miserable cock sucker now
>>now

>>213894407 (OP)
Nostalgia Critic's movies were, are and always will be better than his.

>>213894407 (OP)
his movie was trash

>>213903306
The video where Ralph pretends he is better than Doug is funny.

>>213901515
Unironically my most enduring pasta outside of my Warwick Davis ones lol

>>213902574
He is younger than me by like 6 months and I have dark hair/eyes also (non wop Euro though) and I can only see the faintest trace of a line on my forehead forming if I autistically look up close under bathroom lighting. What the fuck caused this, his lifestyle or wopness?

>>213903578
Every video where some piece of shit pretends they're better that Douge-sama is funny.

>>213902624
holy based