Thread 213897376

>Fun lighthearted Superman movie
>Makes non Americans mad

Watching bad movies isn't fun.

>>213897376 (OP)
>light-hearted
Like that scene where Lex kills a guy? Or when Hawk Girl drops a man to his death? Or when Superman kills his clone?

>>213898243
Cartoon violence

>>213897376 (OP)
I'm American. Superman sucks and it flopped.

Why won't people on the other side of the planet who speak a totally language like exactly what I like???

>>213897376 (OP)
Insincere "ironic" gunnslop. He just did gotg 4 and called it Superman. Horrific pacing. Not a single joke landed. Bad acting. Ugly cast. Kike superman. Weak bitch non-threatening Lex. Annoying cunt Lois. Awful justice gang, bad action scenes, ugly cunt Engineer, bad CG. Goes out of the way to show you they're saving people in a very irritating way. Krypto is just literally Gunn's own faggot dog. Subversive jew Jorel, ugly fisheye scenes, stupid subplot about not!RussIsrael.

MoS was shit but it at least had Krypton sequence and Zod as positives. This shitpile has nothing.

>>213897459
good thing it’s not a bad movie then

>>213897376 (OP)
It was okay but I'm never going to watch it again. And I have no interest in the sequels.

>>213899228
> I'm American.

Snyder fans hahaha!

>>213897376 (OP)
>>Makes non Americans mad
???

>>213897376 (OP)
The dick sucking this movie gets is far more embarrassing.

>>213897376 (OP)
It's not lighthearted. It's absolutely schizophrenic. Superman is literally the only hero in the film and he's a whiny bitch that constantly gets his ass kicked. All the other "heroes" are actually villains.

>>213897376 (OP)
>Bad movie
>Makes racially homogenous ethnicities mad

Ultimate jeet filter

>>213897376 (OP)
Your generic capeslop made less than fucking Man of Steel lmao
How are they still funding you shills? Or are you doing it for free?

>>213901401
You're fighting on a bulgarian miak forum in defense of a multibillion dollar corporation and its product created by an unironic pedophile.
Please re-evaluate your life.

>>213897376 (OP)
I've never watched a superman movie.
I win.

>>213897376 (OP)
>light hearted
>at least 3 guys die on screen

>>213897376 (OP)
one of the few recent movies i've seen that left me feeling good at the end.

Lex did nothing wrong

>>213897376 (OP)
Not enough cultivation. The Chinese are interested in attaining enlightenment and godhood but the movie moves to the opposite direction, towards Superman's humanity

>>213897376 (OP)
Pajeets loved it though?

>>213901401
The "movie" literally full of jeets.

>>213897376 (OP)
>haha look at the funny parallels to the ongoing genocide that's happening as we speak lol
The US is a demented nation of cattle ruled by sociopaths.

>>213897376 (OP)
>>Fun lighthearted Superman movie
is this how Americans cope with their collapsing nation

>>213897376 (OP)
Americans are increasingly seen as cringe by the rest of the world

>>213903596
A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep.

>>213897376 (OP)
No, it's just non Americans aren't numales, so naturally they find retarded shit like Superdog cringeworthy.
People go watch superhero movies for the cool action scenes, and this movie is just lame as fuck, like it was written by a woman

>>213903615
The "lion" in question is going
>OH MY HECKING WHOLESOME PUPPERINO

>>213903615
A lion just flops instead

>>213897376 (OP)
But it's not a Superman movie.

>>213897376 (OP)
this movie is going to age like milk people will come back to superheroes in 20 years because of nostalgia and confuse this movie as just apart of the shitty side of superheroes with trash like shazam but remember the snyderverse like we do the prequels today with love and genuine joy

>>213899529
Too much exposition/infodumps, retarded dialogues, unfunny jokes, neurotic and hysterical Superman.

>>213897376 (OP)
The only people this movie angered were chudcels.

>>213903615
Which is why people don’t watch Domesticman and mutt goyslop films.

>>213903904
the homoverse is dead, time to let it go, fagboy.

>>213903904
Move on. Watch another movie

>>213903648
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Only Americans are into the quip millennial humor shit.
Between this and this idea of being comic book accurate despite comics being absolutely retarded is what is killing capeshit.

>>213897376 (OP)

It makes Americans plenty mad too

>>213903797
In just another chapter in the JUST saga. Nothing has changed.

>>213897376 (OP)
Shit movie = shit.

>>213903938
Snyder being a retard and his movies being dogshit don't change the fact that Gunman is even worse and a flop.

>>213898243
And letting his superpowered dog violently maul a helpless human

>>213897376 (OP)
>character was super powerful
>he just wanted to help people
Non Americans can’t understand this concept

>>213899228
>I'm American
You shouldn’t be

>>213897376 (OP)
I mean, it’s very anti colonialism, not completely lighthearted

>>213898243
>lex kills a guy
That scene rocked.

>>213897376 (OP)
>retarded movie for children
>Absolutely adored by Americans

>>213899104
This. It's silly and fun!

>>213906598
Ironic shilling is so fucking annoying, what do you even gain from this? Why don't you faggots just fuck off?

>>213897376 (OP)
>dude, hopecore!
>dude, saving squirrels!
>dude, le heckin pupper!
How about you just make a good movie people wanna watch?
>inb4 snyderjeet
The snyderverse sucked balls as well. I don't play that team sports shit. I don't get paid to suck this or that rich asshole's dick.