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Anonymous No.213897715 >>213897769 >>213897852
Who will play him in the memorial film?
Anonymous No.213897730 >>213897892 >>213898181
genuinely no idea who this is
Anonymous No.213897769 >>213897788
>>213897715 (OP)
I don't want him to die. His death seems so predictable that it'll make my own mortality seem even closer.
Anonymous No.213897788 >>213897864
>>213897769
He's supposedly dead right now
Anonymous No.213897852
>>213897715 (OP)
Are we in the medical help arc yet?
Anonymous No.213897864 >>213897935
>>213897788
Say it ain't so.
His last video is him pouring a 50/50 vodka/OJ mix.
Anonymous No.213897870
Why do troons get so obsessed with guys like this, every suburban neighborhood has one. It's not that interesting.
Anonymous No.213897892
>>213897730
I don’t either. All I can gleam is that he’s a drunkie.
Anonymous No.213897917
We are still in potential hoax territory. There hasn't been an official death announcement.
Anonymous No.213897925
Is that kebab meat he holds in his palm?
Anonymous No.213897935
>>213897864
Yeah I'll continue to put my tie on and wage, these fucking internet people always prematurely walk themselves into their grave in one manner or another.
Anonymous No.213897945 >>213897992 >>213898028 >>213900039
qrd? Seen pics of him here, and he goes by KingCobraJFS
Anonymous No.213897992
>>213897945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48&ab_channel=citrus
Anonymous No.213898028 >>213898309
>>213897945
He was a smalltime lolcow with FAS, someone made an excellent documentary on him which is really about American life. I recommend it. From there it's been a slow decline into alcoholism and self parody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0
Anonymous No.213898146 >>213898240 >>213899815
Trolls have called and confirmed that it was cobes :(((
Anonymous No.213898181 >>213898367 >>213899883
>>213897730
Kiwitroons, unlike anons here, have post histories you can archive. This can lead to fascinating discoveries. You actually get verifiable proof lolcow stalkers are pathetic projecting losers themselves. You can trace their usernames between threads, so they'll spend hours of their life lecturing literal retards (who have the excuse of their obvious brain damage to justify their retardation) who won't or probably can't read it, about how they should be improving their lives and blah blah blah.

Then you can go to the ever present "I'm such a fucking loser" threads where they bemoan their own shitty lives. It really is all just "I need someone with a shittier life than mine to bully, because I'm a retarded faggot, but I can't stand to be the worst one."
They can't just hide behind being a disingenuous cunt and pretending their own life isn't total dogshit. Drama queens they all are, they air their own dirty laundry too freely. They can't claim to be the white father to 3 white Christian children who makes 6 figures and is 6 free tall and has a trad wide, you can just stalk a few of them yourself and see how pathetic their shitty lives are.
Anonymous No.213898240
>>213898146
not like this
Anonymous No.213898309
>>213898028
thanks, this looks pretty interesting
Anonymous No.213898367
>>213898181
And that's why you spend all that time reading their post histories?
Anonymous No.213898384
report eceleb threads as off topic
Anonymous No.213899751 >>213899815
Cobes died with Ozzy, TWU
Anonymous No.213899815
>>213898146
>>213899751
brutal
Anonymous No.213899883
>>213898181
Kiwis don't touch poo. You're thinking of the redditors. Kiwis right now are giving their blessings.
Anonymous No.213899922
Anonymous No.213899953
it's over
Anonymous No.213900039
>>213897945
minor lolcow but the documentary they made about him, the gothic king cobra one, is legitimately one of the greatest things i've seen