Thread 213899858

>>213899858 (OP)
He literally says he likes and respects the prequels more, what the fuck are you talking about

>>213899858 (OP)
How is it possible to “misunderstand” a lowest common denominator mouth breathing nu-Disney movie?

>>213899858 (OP)
Mike is a pathetic spineless jew, defending his bad purchase at all costs.
May this fat alcholist loser die from liver failure soon.

>prequels bad
>Blandor and Acolyte good
What the fuck happened to this fat fuck?

Why are browns so bad at English comprehension and why do they come here to display that lack of proficiency?

>>213899914
prequelfags are the most insecure fans on the planet, at least the ones who post here

Plinkett winning forever keep seething prequeltranny!

>>213900012
He explicitly said that Acolyte has a lot of stupid stuff and Andor while technically good is inappropriate as a Star Wars joint. He was more trying to illustrate a point that any slop can be "re-evaluated" and that doesn't necessarily validate it.

>>213899858 (OP)
Well yeah, they fucking suck shit. But he did point out that even in all their crapulence, they were more memorable than the disney ones.
I'm actually disappointed in how Mike is still so hung up on Star Wars of all things. That entire franchise has felt so brain dead for so long, I found it hard to finish this video.

I'd rather have him make Star Trek videos with Rich or whatever. Or have Plinkett review something else.

how can anyone take these faggots seriously after space cop?

not even the fact that they made a bad film. but the fact that they made a "so bad its good" film because they didnt want to be held up to the criticism they level at everyone else. they can't even admit to themselves that they are talentless retards and that all their suppised wisdom (aimed at highly successful directors) could never result in a good movie. utterly pathetic

>>213900642
Ok George.

>>213900216
there's nothing wrong with that sentence sanjeet

>>213899858 (OP)
He has a good point.

>>213899858 (OP)
RLM completely blew their Star Wars credibility when they softballed Kenobi. That show is what finally killed any last hope I had left for the franchise, and I haven't looked back.

>>213899914
Prequel fans are unable to understand basic English sentences. It's why they like slop like the prequels in the first place.

>>213899858 (OP)
Are you retarded?
He said the only reason why fags are pretending prequels are "misunderstood" is because the Disney SW are so trash they look better in comprasion

>>213900012
You either didn't watch the video or are too stupid to understand the words you heard.

>>213903174
>RLM completely blew their Star Wars credibility when they softballed Kenobi.

RLM blew their credibility when they reviewd "the people vs george lucas" on a positive light even inviting the director to come on. I will give them the fact that in this new video Mike seems to have rolled back the hate he held for Lucas, recognizing he is a director who had a flawed execution when making the prequels rather than a retard who made the most succesful movie of all time by pure dumb luck.

>>213900642
>"wtf why couldn't three guys make a Hollywood blockbuster on a $5000 budget?"

>Prequelfags STILL seething

Prequelfags are autistic as fuck

>>213903492
What's wrong with that movie?

>>213903637
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>>213899914
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>>213903538
>RLMdrones STILL seething about the Prequels and making excuses

Prequels had less niggers in it so it was objectively better than anything made after.

>>213899858 (OP)
>Yeah Disney movies are kinda bad, or maybe misunderstood is a better word,
He never said this. He literally dedicated entire videos to how shit the Disney Sequels are.

Why are Prequeltrannies so desperate to cry about Plinkett, to the point where they will just make shit up about him? ...Oh, wait, because he made videos shitting on your dog-shit kiddy-movies, lmao.

>>213900642
>Your salient points about movie-analysis no longer apply if you make a shitpost movie with your friends for fun!
Nah.

>>213904110
Saying the Prequels are dogshit isn't "seething", fuckboy.

I remember my older cousins showing me New Hope when I was 10. They were crying when it ended and I thought it was fucking gay. I'll never understand the popularity of this shit.

>>213899858 (OP)
>Hasn't seen RedletterMedia anything since 2015.
>Decide to check up on them.
>SO JAY! WHAT DID YOU HATE ABOUT THIS MOVIE!
>Oh Mike let me tell you for about 20 to maybe 40 minutes why this movie stinks and you should just watch this fucking thing from the 90's or 80's or whenever and it has lots of body horror in it.
>Wow Jay, that's something.

I wish Mike would just do voice acting jobs for shit honestly, not even joking about it, id pay to see it and have.

Rich is alright but I haven't a clue what the fuck he does outside of RedLetter.

>>213904495
They don't even do Half in the Bag that often anymore what are you talking about

>>213904495
>>213904537
Why is everyone in these threads so stupid? Threads about Linkara are at least a standard deviation about this shit.

>>213899858 (OP)
>here's another video tying to cash in on the popularity of something i did a decade ago
glad i didn't watch this shit

>>213899858 (OP)
A few minutes in I realized that I care so little about the franchise (or rather don't care about it so much) that even a rather concise and well-made summary of what it's been through lately spiced up with funny skits has virtually zero appeal, and turned it off.
Just move on already, who even cares anymore.

>>213899858 (OP)
I get the point he's trying to make (a pastiche of the re-evaluation of the prequels by applying the same standards to Disney slop like Acolyte) but he admits himself that the redeeming aspects of the prequels are more about what it was aiming for than what they achieved, so what's the point of the video?

The most illuminating part of the whole thing was the video of Disney people setting up bizarre Star Wars cultist rallies where everyone repeats that they're one with the force. What the fuck is wrong with that company?

>>213899858 (OP)
>but you know what's way worse? Prequels
He said an ambitious disaster that doesn't just rehash or follow norms is better in a way.
That's the highest praise any intelligent person should be able to muster for the prequels.

>>213899858 (OP)
No he said the prequels were poorly executed but had good ideas and in comparison to the soulless corporate product that are the sequels, appear good due to being an actual project with passion behind it.
he did try make an analogy of how prequel revisionism sounds to him by doing the same of the acolyte.
The only real of point of discussion of this video would be that comparison.

Overall I'm not sure why this was made other than to reiterate the already well known fact that star wars is well and truly dead.

The prequels are garbage and their revisionism is annoying. I'm surprised Mike is correctly sticking to his guns on this and not cucking out to the prequel revisionism masses for easy bucks, since RLM is a shadow of its former self and hasn't made a good video in half a decade.

>>213903474
>are too stupid to understand the words you heard.

He is a kid raised on post-modernism speaking "his truth".
Been noticing this trend a lot lately of people on the internet just blatantly misrepresenting statements to make some dumb confrontational reply to it. At some point it apparently becomes second nature to those kids, like habitual liars that don't even notice falsehood anymore, all that matters is the dopamine they get from attention.

>>213900427
The thing is that it's corpse is still paraded around and will be for another 10 years or so.

Which is worth discussing.

>>213899858 (OP)
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Star wars has been dead for ages for most people. It's been like this for awhile, but for some reason it just hasn't hit everybody yet. Basically the whole "people just throw this on for white noise" is 100% true and real science fiction (science fantasty) shows are no longer profitable or sustainable for the small demographic that would even care about them.

I would watch something like Andor if it didn't have the star wars brand attached to it. I've read it's good, but then again- people also thought arcane was good. Disney will basically continue to balance on the tightrope until it's no longer financially viable, or perhaps they lose subscribers. Idk. Star wars has been buried for awhile though.

>>213899858 (OP)
I hate the Last Jedi the most but I will not pretend the prequels are good. They aren't.

>>213899858 (OP)
He said the prequels were a lot more memorable than the Yidsney movies though?

>>213905327
Do you skip best of the worst videos or what?

>>213904382
RLMidwits are STILL seething about the Prequels?

>prequelsissies have been malding for more than a decade at the Plinkett reviews
let it go lamo

All this reveals is how he is stuck in a permanent arrested development clinging and clutching to the relevancy and explosion in notoriety the original video brought him in his youth and how he desperately wishes to recapture that. And he does so the only way he knows how; doubling down on his stupidity.
I'm not even going to bother clicking on it and giving it a view because it doesn't surprise me in the slightest they or he or whoever resorted to this. Not a single iota of criticism for the Disney shit (almost as if they were on a payroll). No, its
>buh-buh-buh-buh George Lucas...puh-puh-prequel bad!....
Spare me.
Mike literally did what every franchise he shits on today is doing: making a sequel to something they did years earlier to recapture nostalgia and their vitality and vigor of their youth and cash in on what's long became stale and old. Its the same thing.
>DUrRRRrrr Watch the plinkett reviews
Go watch Space Cop.

>says disneywars is mostly shit except Andor
>Not a single iota of criticism for the Disney shit (almost as if they were on a payroll)
why are prequel schizos so allergic to reality?

why did they suddenly release a Plinkett video about a topic that nobody cares about anymore?
in need of money?

>>213899914
How does that make any sense? RLM liked episode 7 and 8, the only sequel movie they disliked was episode 9. They famously hated the prequels thoroughly

>>213906070
>Not a single iota of criticism for the Disney shit
They did criticise the vast majority of the Disney stuff though, although they did cuck out and take the brown envelope for episode 7 when that came out

>>213906236
Soft criticism.

>they didn't critisize disney
>yes they did
>not in the exact way I wanted them to so it doesn't count
based

>>213906877
Sorry they turned down your invitation to your very important livestream on Rose Tico, bro.

>>213899858 (OP)
>pretends he doesn't care about Star Wars
>spends his free time listening to what random zoomers on tiktok have to say about Star Wars
>has to make affirmation videos stating that the prequels are still bad in response
Classic case of Prequel Derangement Syndrome

>>213907039
I can proudly say I don't watch or consume anything you ever made, Mike.

>>213907076
Cause nobody talks about fucking Star Trek. Like, at all.
I have my doubts zoomers even know what it is.

>>213904363
>they put all of their skill and passion into this movie and worked on it so hard it put them off ever making another movie... as le funny shitpost
Sure. Or, they're just not good filmmakers.

>>213899914
>fat whiny slav makes a career shitting on Star Wars
>fat whiny slav: "they should make the mext ones like soulless generic JJ Abrams action movies"
>Disney does exactly this
>everyone hates them
>fat whiny slav: "M-maybe the prequels weren't that bad g-guys..."
Absolutely pathetic

GenX used to be the most vocal of the star wars critics up until about 10 years ago. Millennials for the most part enjoyed the prequels, and I dont know what the fuck genZ thinks, probably just another line of IPslop.

Most GenX is well into middle age and only thinks about star wars when they use it to stream babysit their kids. So the Gen Y/Z fans now control the conversation. So Mike is on the defensive seeing his claim to fame being invalidated or made irrelevant because most people his age are done with star wars and the ones still passionate about it never agreed with him anyways.

tLDr: nobody cares about your stupid dinosaur bands

>>213899989
lucas will outlive him inshallah

Mike is just this guy but instead of making one cringey song, he’s made hours of videos over decades singing it
Move on already you fat fucks, it’s just a couple of movies you didn’t like

>muh revisionism
You mean a handful of articles? Most kids didn't care about those movies either when they came out.

>>213899914
Prequelfags don't even watch these videos because they're scared they might start agreeing with him.

>>213908684
>you need to watch the fat alcoholic talk about midichlorians, no no the five hundredth time is so much more insightful!
dork

report eceleb threads as off-topic

>>213908684
I doubt prequelfags even watch the prequels.

>>213909079
You're right.

>>213904382
No, you see if you don't like the prequels you must be SEETHING over their very existence. FROTHING MAD at the very idea that they were made. You're full of RAGE because of the prequels. Obviously.

There's no point in making any more star wars shows or movies, all you're doing is letting yourself be restrained to this film series that's extremely out of time just so you can feed the viewers more x-wings and light saber fights, a once titillating reward that loses its lustre with the now thousands of examples. Either let it die or try to be as true to the 70s-80s expressions of the original movies as possible, which have more things in common with lawrence of arabia than the latest disney crux gallows drop. But i suspect it's as impossible to recover that spirit as recreating the hippie movement or the belle epoque, there's something in the water, there's something in the air.

>>213899858 (OP)
>little 5 year old johnny from 2010 is now an angry 20 year old zoomie upset at Mr. Plinkett to this very day

>>213899914
Why lie?

>>213904110
Prequels were shit. But they were shit that had heart put into it. That's the point. Disney's sequels being shittier with no heart don't undo them being shit.

>>213908397
>dont know what the fuck genZ thinks, probably just another line of IPslop.
They might resent the franchise as the boring movies their parent made them go to.

>>213908792
It's the 20 year old zoomer that is seething over RLM

>>213900326
The problem there is not re-evaluation, it's whether or not the re-evaluation is logical in its findings. Mike, unremarkably predicts that at some point down the line Disney garbage will be re-evaluated positively by someone out there. Sure. Idiots will always do their thing. But he didn't make his case that prequels are just as bad as Disney shit. He pointed out a slew of instances where Disney shallowly copied moments from the prequels. Several other youtube channels have delved into this in a more thorough manner than Mike, well before Mike finally decided to catch up to everybody else. But of course he doesn't get into the actual plot, the story, characters, and all the differences between the two that recontextualizes everything about it. I'm betting Mike recalls very little of the sequence of events in either the prequels or Disney shit. Everything's going to be mixed up and confused in his head because that's a result of Mike's modicum of effort. Or maybe he'll pretend it's all mixed up in his head. Anything to run away from the fact he and RLM have been giving positive reviews to Disney Star Wars garbage since the beginning, especially for the flagship Force Awakens. Mike and RLM wanking off Dick-Nosed JJ Abrams was a sickening display. That's never gonna age well, Mike! No one will forget it!

>>213899858 (OP)
Prequels suck. Watch the Plinkett reviews.

>>213899858 (OP)
Mike cannot understand child level ideas. CHILD LEVEL IDEAS.

its a gen x thing they cant let go over the prequels. not saying they dont have to point but pretending that disneys shit is better is just cringe

>>213913115
mike fails to understand the reason why prequels are beloved was the extended media at the time. the movies were weak but it was saved by the video games and later on clone wars show.

with the sequels there is nothing to be reevaluated since there was little to no extended media and no one thought to even plan out the story or a general idea what the movies should be about and how they connect to the previous six

After the RLM discourse on /tv/ the last few days I would like to apologize to all the people who would unironically talk about media literacy. You were right. We, as a nation, are in desperate need of media literacy courses.

If prequel fans weren't retards then they wouldn't be prequel fans. You won't ever get a genuine conversation from them because you can't. It is literally impossible.

>Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
This opening line made boomers piss and shit their pants

Star Wars is trash

>>213899858 (OP)
I refuse to believe that RLM hasn't sold out to Disney at some point and that this is not a roundabout way to cash in a check for saying 'the Acolyte is good actually'.

I'll gladly watch a Re:View of a John carpenter film and them dooming about the new Star Trek thing, and laughing at theatres dying and blockbusters flopping, but anything Star Wars or Marvel related feels very dishonest.

>>213899914
APOLOGIZE MIKE

were those star wars convention clips real or staged because i really can not tell anymore. people act like this in public?

This board is now nothing but shitskinned baby retards brainwashed by grifters spamming political garbage 24/7. I hope this shithole gets shut down.

>>213914693
probably sold out to some extend because when you look at movie reviews as a whole especially older videos they are a copyright nightmare so maybe they did get a behind the scenes meeting telling them they can keep the videos up but from now on cool it down.

>>213914722
all western media is political now thats why its sucks

>>213906198
They famously nitpicked the prequels and declared they failed to make an emotional connection to the audience unless you're some tard who just really likes light saber battles and duels of fate which he was absolutely correct about. He's always said he appreciates that the prequels at least did something fuckin different.

>>213914755
i love how this guy becomes more bitter every year in regards to "modern nerd culture". not saying its a bad thing

Sequels are ZOGslop

>>213914781
yet he creamed himself over picard season 3 which is prequel level of bullshit in star trek form. but it doesnt count when its fan service mike likes

>>213908724
powerful plinkett impression in text, read it all in his voice

>>213906137
the gremlin-in-aspic collection isn't going to complete itself

>>213906137
recession indicator

just now watching this

mike got so mad about people not liking acolyte he dredged up the plinkett character again just to go nuh uh this is actually the best star wars thing.

its pretty pathetic

>main argument for acolyte is "you just dont like it because its different. people complain when its the same and when its different"
>says this right after complaining about prequels and other shows being different and force awakens being too similar
he asks "what do you want rhen?" like its a hard question, and assuming we have the same brianrot to watch everyshow like him.

the question is easy to answer, same or different we want to watch something good. its not that hard. he argues like a child

>>213899858 (OP)
Its weird growing up and realising all the critics you used to take seriously as a child are actually mentally stunted 80 iq morons who were too stupid to make their own shit.

i wouldnt know about any of these star wars youtube channels, events, etc if it wasnt for mike shoving them in his videos. he calls everyone obsessed but himself

>>213915840
Nerd Crew is making fun of specific moments in specific podcasts, they do in fact keep up with DVD Anus despite pretending to be above it all.

not everyone goes to events because theyrw obsessed, its sometimes just a thing to do. that japan star wars event was a few months ago here in tokyo. i havent cared about star wars shit for a while and my gf doesnt like SW at all and we thought about going just to have something to do.

what IS obsessed is constantly making videos getting mad at other people having fun or opinions
>all these people are obsessed not me
>lets mock these noname youtubers complaining about star wars and buying props....while also makimg videos about star wars and buying props
>everyone loves or hates things like the prequels...only i am the reasonable person who sees the pros and cons of things
>who cares about nitpitcks of the acolyte (that no one cares or talks about)...but listen to me nitpick the prequels
hes genuinely senile

Why is this man so obsessed with Star Wars? Why can't he just let it go?

schizo thread

>>213913115
>Disney garbage will be re-evaluated positively by someone out there.
It will be. Force Awakens is almost 10 years old. About the same age as the Plinkett review was for Phantom Menace when it debuted in 2009. Give it another 5 years and garbage articles will start catering to 20 year olds who were 5 when Force Awakens came out leaving an imprint on them.

>>213916096
schizo board

>>213903538
It's not that their autistic, just old enough now to act as the bulwark of its defenders. RotS is 20 years old now and a 5 year old born in 97 or 2000 who witnessed either in theaters is in their mid 20s or almost 30. Meanwhile, I have an older brother born in 1980 who was 29 when the Plinkett review came out and he loved it because he utterly detested Phantom Menace when it came out when he was 19. Also was the one who introduced me to RLM.

>complains about movies being sterile and sexless
>goes on botw to scream WOW THIS DISPLAY OF HETEROSEXUALITY IS PROBLEMATIC for 80 minutes

>>213916119
Wont happen because the sequels served no purpose since nothing was planned out and failed to connect with the previous six movies and had no extended media to save its ass like the prequels did

Also kids did not give a fuck about star wars sequels their star wars were the marvel movies

>>213916372
>jay: sees human innards forcibly sucked out of a person via supernatural vacuum
=D

>jay: women's shirt is ripped and she has to walk through this scene in her underwear
=/

>>213916623
jay has to be a faggot irl

>>213899914
Source of the vid/article? Timestamp?

>>213909079
>>213909112
I do :D

>>213914541
Anyone who unironically uses the term "media literacy" needs to have their head shoved in the nearest toilet.

>Mike thinks modern Simpsons are good
>recommended Indiana Jones Dial of Destiny
>recommended The Acolyte
>complain about Star Trek fans criticizing while having multiple videos criticizing modern Star Trek.
>complain about Hollywood only making sequels and reboots while having an animated show where they pitch ideas for sequels and remakes
>said graveyards should be removed so we can have more space for parking lots
>claimed female led movies don't flop
>defends nepo babies, calls them "Legacy Artists' because are friends with one of them
>have to point out they are reviewing a movie that was on Mystery Science Theatre because one time people pointed out they ripped off one of their jokes.

And then we get to Space Cop

>>213908376
>Unclear heroes and villains
What the fuck is mike’s problem? It’s fucking obvious which is which. How do you have a hard time not knowing it’s Dooku and Palpatine?

we get this RLM shitpost instead of a plinkett rise of skywalker.

>>213914535
> mike fails to understand the reason why prequels are beloved was the extended media at the time. the movies were weak but it was saved by the video games and later on clone wars show.
This. The sequels don’t have enough gaps between the movies to milk content from. At most, a year between 8 and 9. The sequels hardly had any video games. At most
>A Lego TFA game
>2 Battlefront games (one of which is just an OT game that only has Jakku
The cartoon wasn’t a success either.

the new video is the most positive hes ever been about the prequels. he calls the sequels corpo slop

>>213899858 (OP)
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>>213900268
Him pretending to defend the Acolyte to hold up a mirror to prequel defenders was genius

>>213914755
Guy who likes the sequels (and was in TFA) and AbramsTrek saying this is really funny innit

>>213899858 (OP)
>rlm rebbitor cope thread
>again
This shit will never end KEK

>>213899858 (OP)
Indians are taking over Canada and these fags are worried about the symptom not the cause, entertainment is nose diving because socially, racially and spiritually the west is being ripped apart. Greedy little grabbers and dumb women have the reigns. It’s not that complicated you fat nerds. White men of upstanding moral character being in control means everything gets better. That’s it. Oh well time to talk about space man movie part 14 ummm it was Le…bad…

>>213919815
>The guy that shilled Flopiosa is merely pretending to like the acolyte
When someone tells you they like the taste of shit, you should trust them.

>>213921191
If the "gen alpha is re-evaulating the acolyte" bit wasn't enough to tip you off you're just retarded

>>213899858 (OP)
The world would be a better place if someone went back in time and killed Mike Stoklasa as a baby.

>>213908397
The Simpsons S14E15 "C.E.D'oh" originally aired on March 16, 2003

>praises the acolyte
>downplays woke shit ruining movies and shows
>copies criticisms from smarter reviewers

>>213923169
He didn't praise the Acolyte he compared it to the prequels.

>>213900427
Mike can't let things go.

>mike says that the prequels are soulful trash while disney's shlock is just a product
that's as far as he will go when saying that the prequels were better than the sequels, that was his own silly way of saying that

>>213923456
he isn't a scat fan, he just played shit for 30 minutes

>>213924488
They're not better than the sequels, they're just a different type of bad, sincere art that failed vs highly calculated assembly line trash that failed

>We interrupt this episode of Half in the Bag to remind y'all that Black Trans Women have a very simple message, stop killing them.
Is Rich really going to do this in every video now? It's especially jarring to see him butt into one of Mike's Plinkett Reviews just for the sake of the bit.