Thread 213900872

RIP GOAT

>>213900872 (OP)
Literally who?

>>213900872 (OP)
QRD?

He couldn’t take the stress of Ozzy dying

>>213900872 (OP)
It is what it is, toobz.

>>213900872 (OP)
most literallywho lolcow ever

He's with Ozzy now brother

>>213900872 (OP)
I'm supposed to know every literal who?

>>213901219
yes

>>213900872 (OP)
No idea who this guy is, but its really weird commenting on his choice of lipstick, when he was dead or dying.

Do Americans really? I mean they're lamentable enough creatures going around refusing to have boiled eggs with runny yokes and being electric kettle refuseniks, but posting dumb things like "the corpse had blue lips" as if it is some unusual wild, salacious detail that doesn't apply to most corpses is pretty dumb.

>>213900963
nah cobes is in hell dude

>>213900872 (OP)
>KingCobraJFS
fucking WHO????

I refuse to believe it tubes

>>213901336
some retarded faggot who sits in a chair all day
like if ice cube's War of the Worlds was a person

is this the guy that standed in front of that plane and said he had a flight plan?

https://youtu.be/0IIDl4iMIoM
RIP Josh

I hope it’s not true

>>213900872 (OP)
I'm hoping this is wrong and Cobes is doing just fine.
Well, as "fine" as he can be doing.

That article is real but it doesnt confirm if hes dead

>>213901574
is that josh's address? could it be another man in casper wyoming?

knowing that third worlders will endlessly obsess over literally any white person they can find on the internet is pretty harrowing

>>213900872 (OP)
rip the king
the internet will be the exact same without him

Where’s the fucking sticky mods?!

>>213900872 (OP)
who?

I hope when I die, weirdos will post about me on a Tunisian movie forum.

''mountain dew saved that dog's life''
ill miss the boy

>>213900872 (OP)
thoughts and prayers. really hope he's dead

bmj is probably next

>>213900872 (OP)
Ozzy's death really fucked him up.

>KingCobraJFS
LITERALLY WHO?

fate keeps taking the wrong e-celebs

>>213900906
Fpbp

>>213900872 (OP)
At least post a qrd reddit faggot

Literally give no fucks about this nobody. Don't ever waste me or my wife's son's time like this again.

>>213902406
SHDS

>>213902406
He will die of a heart attack within the next 2 years

>>213902774
hogan lived til he was 70, and arnold is still kicking.

>>213902350
DEWD IT'S NOT REAL!!!

>>213902774
>2 more wee- years!

>>213900872 (OP)
Vax status?

>>213901314
Ozzy is definitely in hell.

>>213903147
How so
>does a little drugging for 3-4 years literally 5 decades ago
>burn in eternal hell despite your entire legacy is sticking it up the ass to the jew

>>213903147
He believed in God and Jesus, and therefore will have been granted eternal life

>>213900872 (OP)
Good

why aren't this dude's parents doing anything? he posts videos of him drinking alcohol like every 3 hours

Oh my God. There were literally hundreds of "do a wellness check NOW" jokes when Ozzy died. I pray it's not true

>>213903261
at some point they probably gave up. He is an adult. What can you do if he isn't getting help?

man this is unironicalyl fucked up if true toobz

>>213903261
He's like 40. His parents should have got him into a field where his aspergers wouldn't ruin his life.

>>213903147
Ozzy was a Christian and sang gospel rock.

>>213903195
He shot like 20 cats (his neighbors pets) just a few years ago for fun. He's burning in hell.
>>213903226
He never was a Christian. He was lying and now is burning.

>>213900872 (OP)
He posted a video saying that he was in some kind of pain and had been puking and shitting all night. People keep talking about alcohol, but that actually sounds like some kind of food poisoning. There's a strong chance that if Cobes really is dead, that it wasn't the insane boozing that did him in, but one of his fucking "food hacks" that he likes to eat at least 8 hours after he cooks it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0L2wgKFsBg

>>213903395
Didn't know that, somehow makes me wish he had lived a little longer...

>>213903364
He promoted devil worship and tortured animals for fun.

>>213903403
that's the thing with cobes. he could have had symptoms that would land any semi regular person in the ER and he just would have ignored them

>>213903424
You are a huge pussy who would never say anything like this in real life.

>>213903444
What? That I wish Ozzy lived a few more years?

>>213903425
jesus forgave him. he's in heaven.

>>213903425
But enough about the chinese
>ID: 2MD GAY

>>213900872 (OP)
Isn't this guy a lolcow who was supposed to replace Chris Chan?
Well, he wasn't good enough or funny enough, since I don't give a shit. Chris Chan was a whole different breed. I can't wait for some ACTUAL lolcow kino.

>>213903395
Taking Gid's name in vain. Who's judging Ozzy, God, or you? Vile, piece of shit. You think you're Christ or something?
The status of Ozzy's soul is between him and God. You have no say, and you have no knowledge.

>>213900872 (OP)
I don’t understand OP, kingcobra is a goat? What do farmyard animals have to do with /tv/?

>>213903526
Why replace? You make it sound like we can't expect anything from CWC anymore. With his new cute gf literally anything is possible.

>>213900936
Yeah he never even fucking does anything
>ewwwwww look at his bald head!
>ewwwwww look at him falling over drunk!
>ewwwwww look at his icky cooking!
It’s just nothing day in day out.

>>213903639
You don't even know what you are saying. Ozzy was clearly hell bound. Saying he is burning in hell is far from taking God's name in vain. It's taking it seriously.

>>213903526
Chris Chan is the one true lolcow. No one else has even come close.
Terry Davis was the only one remotely interesting

>>213903680
You're literally committing blasphemy, you piece of shit. Textbook.
You're speaking for God, acting as if you can judge another man's soul. I won't tell you YOU'LL burn, but I will tell you this; rethink what God is, because it's obvious you have no fucking clue. He's not a threat you cuntily levy against your enemies. He's not a weapon you wield because you're an entitled little shit.

>>213902262
it would be the greatest /tv/ thread of all time

>>213903740
terry davis was a spectacle to behold, chris-chan is a trainwreck that had been crashing for the last 20 years and is still going strong

>>213903526
>I can't wait for some ACTUAL lolcow kino.
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0

>>213900872 (OP)
I'm screaming and punching the air so hard right now

>>213903765
Oh no anon, most of the churches in Christian history have committed blasphemy then! Are you going to rage at them for a while?

>>213903842
already have

my friend who was very similar to cobes but in a bit of lesser way killed himself at 30. was a hardcore opiate addict and alcoholic for years.

he's building his clocktower in heaven as we speak ; ;

>>213903887
bro that's metal as fuck

>>213900872 (OP)
NAL SENT COBES POISON. BRO, I KNEW THE BITCH WAS INSANE BUT Dangerously INSANE? FUCK MAN IM SO FUCKING SAD VOBES IS ACTUALLY DEAD

>>213903740
Terry Davis kept his shit together until he went full schizo
Nobody but the voices inside his head laughted at him

>>213903395
>He shot like 20 cats
That doesn’t get you sent to hell you retarded nigger

>>213903842
You give Christians a bad name.
You're little more than an opportunist. You're a Judas type. It's nothing more to you than a means to an end.

>>213904006

https://youtu (dot) be/UdpX8a2Cq9U?si=-75g4LOAHNPU81Ho

At 0:43 she mentioned she sent him rain lily seeds which are symptoms of digesting are the same symptoms be felt the day he posted his Facebook video complaining about pain.

>>213900872 (OP)
I really hope he's okay. I've been following him on and off for a few years and he's been a funny guy. Fuck...

>>213901276
retard

>>213904006
>>213904094

IMPORTANT PLS READ

Vax status.?

>>213904227
why the fuck would she send those
what intended use did they have beside potentially poisoning him

>>213904350
bros >:'(

Nah, it would take a patriot battery to knock out our boy cobes. But some silly bullshit like flower seeds? I don't believe this.

>rekieta still lives
>the gunt still lives
>fatrick tomlinson still lives
It isn't fair, rip cobes

>>213904396
people can survive all kinds of abuse for years but then the body just gives out

>>213902350
That the compulsive gambler who goes on temper tantrums destroying his room? Definitely old because all the doors and walls are intact.

>>213903842
Christian larping on 4chan is beyond pathetic. Go get hit by a car

>>213904496
Grow up faggot.

NAL sending those poison seeds in a care package full of feed is retarded. Even if she didn't intend to poison him, he probably thought they were like "sun flower seeds", you know because he is retarded. Still fucking sux

please tell me it's not true. there's no way Cobes is dead

this better fucking not be true

>>213904581
So everyones getting recommended that video huh?

>>213903348
>He's like 40. His parents should have got him into a field where his aspergers wouldn't ruin his life.
Like what?

>>213900872 (OP)
who?

YT commenter mentioned his sister confirmed it on FB. any FB fags out there can confirm?

>>213900872 (OP)
Unfunniest forced lolcow. Should be a word for freaks like this guy. Call it a safecow. A wholesome chungus to go after for people who liked to a-log Chrischan until he trooned out and then it got too serious. So they follow this guy
>omg KINGcobra is ....ummm..... he wears a trenchoat or something....and he eats gross food....and omg did you know he has a gf? please respond
The guy was never funny. He was just incredibly ugly.
I do hope he is dead because I will never have to hear about this guy ever again
>omg did you hear? kingcobra bought new boots! OMG DRAMA MUCH????
shut up and die
There isn't a single interesting fact or an event in his entire life. He is the DSP of lolcows.

Where were you when Cobes was kill

no

I'm never gonna get my wand from his Etsy, am I...

rest easy my boy

>>213900872 (OP)
there's a lot of times i say who when i kinda know who the person is, this time its a legitimate who

I better see a memorial post from Tactical Soap, that dude loved it.

Of course he dies from fucking food poisoning kek hope the retards that sent him shit get some jail time

>>213904760
When I woke up this morning at 4am.

there will never be anyone like cobes again in this universe ; ;

Not looking good.

Take a shot and turn a kick ass riff up loud for one of the greats.

>>213905182
How can you be this out of the loop
I've never watched a single video by this guy and know who he is. There was a feature length doc about him over a decade ago ffs

>>213905271
yeah, he's dead

i'm unironically crying

>>213904130
He made me laugh because he's such a gross dork. Him wanting an actual lathe to make his wands made me lol because he'd get his dumbass wrapped up in that thing in a heartbeat

>Danderson locked up
>JFS dead
>ChrisChan dropped off the planet
Kiwixisters... Its looking grim

>>213902350
Fuck you with that shit.... It was one of my 1st thoughts too

What is it like to die?

>>213905387
my friend OD'd and was clinically dead for a while. He said he was in a hell realm for what felt like weeks and there were demons trying to drag him down to the depths.

>Cyraxx the Medical Marvel is going to outlive all the other lolcows
How?

>>213904006
So he was murdered.

>>213903740
Liquid chris saga was kino but others have achieved a similar peak

Onlyusemeblade homeless holidays
Rekeita in the polycule
Bossmanjack 1st taste of fame
Kingcobrajfs breaking his dry spell

>>213905387
you probably don't even hear it when it happens

fucking Jessica that bitch

>>213905464
as far as singular events go NOTHING will ever beat marty vs raxx

>>213905487
Raxx isn't a lolcow tho hes a piece of shit pedophile who gets clowned on in hilarious ways.
You can root for Cobes, blade, chris, bossman, even rekeita. Everyone would love to see Nick admit he made a mistake and be a boring family man again.

>>213905487
Raxx is like John Dunphey (I think) the predator Hansen caught multiple times and embarassed the shit out of making him come in and do the i terrier naked

>>213905538
yeah hes a freak that gets milked for laughs...a lolcow per se
this is the first time i see the idea that a lolcow has to be someone you can root for

>>213905538
>blade
the guy who raped someone in the back of an RV then mocked her?

>>213905573
They dont have to be its just funnier if they are and it makes them more popular. I would say being a pedophile who molested kids disqualifies you from lolcow status since the Tcap predators aren't called lolcows

>>213900872 (OP)
guys like King Cobra and Chris Chan are natural entertainers, even if for the wrong reasons. A lot of lolcows now are just Discord predators.

>>213905604
Yeah that was goocheese, and adult whore/fent addict, it was pretty funny. I guess you had to be there.

The sector only has 1 rule guys- no chomos

>>213905615
>Tcap predators aren't called lolcows
yeah because they dont have constant online presence so they cant be milked

>>213905653
I've been "following" blade since his introduction into IP2. If you root for him you're a stupid nigger.

>>213905659
Yes they do, there is a whole community documenting their current social media presence

>>213905538
I didnt even know you could remotely brick an Xbox, they do the wildest shit to that dude.

>>213905467
>Don't stop believin'
>Hold on to that feelin'
>Streetlight people
>*ding ding*
>Don't stop

>>213900872 (OP)
You e-celeb worshipping niggers should follow in his footsteps. Fucking die, faggots.

>>213905672
No, im a successful slumlord. Blade never hurt anybody, sure he tossed some dogs and did some light groping but ever since that KINO AF mama blade thanksgiving stream everyone rooted for him to get sober and repair the relationship with his mom before she dies.
Homeless Holidays blade was the rock bottom that brought him back to her doorstep desperate to get sober.
A LOT of people have family that remind them of blade and older relatives who's hearts they broke and never fixed.
It takes A LOT more than some mild animal abuse or forced digital penetration to make me write off a human being.

>>213905778
>Blade never hurt anybody
what about that time he raped someone

>>213904760
Looking for fat bitches to beat my meat to on /B/ that's when I saw the thread.

RIP Cobes

shot him a salute at the end

I'm gonna dedicate my gig to him tomorrow night TWU

>>213905826
Are you an Earthrocker?

>>213905806
It wasn't someone it was Goocheese and she was so fucked up on fent she needed to be told she was raped after and to this day doesnt remember

RIP old man

>>213905858
so it's okay to rape someone if you make sure they aren't conscious enough to protest?

His crazy fucking ex sent him poisonous rain lily seeds in a "care package". He received the box like 2 days ago. Keep in mind this dude was legit a retard who never planted a flower a single time in his tard life.
Now he's dead
Fucking random
Makes no sense why she sent those
Clint better get a toxicology report on the boy
If the hag is responsible, I want to see her hang

>>213905916
Yeah it is totally fine to rape a fent addict streamer on an ip2 rv stream for content. By getting on that RV you are consenting to whatever the fuck happens next for content

>>213905464
pirate software has speedrun the ascension and subsequent destruction of his career in a way that i think is pretty noteworthy. no singular event in his story is particularly noteworthy but he is such a smug cunt that he became hated by the entire internet in record time. seeing people dogpile him everywhere he goes online is kino

>>213905928
uh, he did say his stomach hurt in his last video.

>>213905826
sing his favourite backstreet boys song in honour

>>213906007
legit believe she's been planning this for a while
The care package was so fucking random, like a year after they split
Keep in mind last time she was there she filmed him putting a fucking shotgun in his mouth
She was wanting him to pull the trigger so she could have the footage
Fucking nasty cunt

>>213906001
Not really into it. I listen to kino casino at the gym and doing yard work so I know the gist. Not my style, he isn't mentally ill or an addict or saying the n word all the time despite genuinely not being racist (bossmanjack + blade).
I honestly prefer chantal and amberlynn. The Slaton sisters on YouTube before TLC made them tone done were perfect.

They once dressed as amberlynn for Halloween and colored their knuckles purple with markers and put concealer over them to mimic amberlynns use of concealer on her bruised knuckles from diabetes she denied having

>>213900872 (OP)
If Clint hasn’t confirmed it ain’t real

>>213900872 (OP)
I doubt cobras dead

>>213906104
Clints in Europe
The audio of the wellness check is available
They're at Josh's trailer
Dead dude inside
It's real anon

Only the good die young
-Callimachus

>>213906126
Is that confirmed his trailer?

>>213906032
What a fucking bitch, I hope they get her for good.

I finally know what it's like to be one of those annoying normgroids who cry about deaths of celebrities they never met. If Cobes died that is most definitely not what the fuck is up. It was never possible but man it would have been good if he actually got something out of life rather than dying miserable like this.

>>213904006
that isn't enough seeds to be fatal for an adult, maybe it could kill a cat, but a man would need to eat way more & they are horribly bitter

>>213906135
unfortunately yeah, they said his trailer # in the audio
His address has been known for a while now, that's how everyone was able to doordash him shit
Last video he uploaded he was in pain and puking/shitting himself
That was a few days ago
And he broke his phone so couldn't call 911
His dads gone atm
Just fucking sucks

hail to the king, baby

>>213906152
She sent him two different types of seeds, I forget the other one but she mentioned it in the video.
Both are poisonous.
And also included was a ziplock bag of unmarked "pipe tobacco"
Very fucking odd
Weird timing

Gothic King Cobra is /tv/ culture because of the documentary. I knew about him years before I knew that he was a lolcow because it used to get posted a lot in YouTube kino threads.

>>213906145
I texted cobes a bunch years ago trying to get him to make some changes. Him and bossmanjack are very much "but by the grace of God go i" people i could've easily become if I was ugly, or my dad wasn't bananas rich, or my mom was an even worse enabler

>>213900906
Lurk newfag or go back to plebbit

In the arms of the angels
Fly away from here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNfBEdGXRmI
take a shot

I’m gonna miss him. A true rockstars death. He’s the only lolcow I followed and I watched his new content religiously when ever he uploaded. I always found him super relatable in a way. Deep down most of us here were a young retareded edgy kid, he just never grew out of it. Many drink combos will be had tonight.

>>213905416
>the pigroach is still scurrying