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Anonymous No.213902062 >>213902118 >>213902124 >>213902182 >>213902215 >>213902832 >>213902845 >>213903092 >>213904977
Sup' losers, I heard some of you faggots are talking shit about me again?
Anonymous No.213902118 >>213902173
>>213902062 (OP)
I dont doubt based Riley, but with him supposedly winning tournaments and being such a jiu jitsu chad, how is there zero footage of him rolling let alone competing
Anonymous No.213902124
>>213902062 (OP)
No, I never side with Putas!
Anonymous No.213902173 >>213903144
>>213902118
He's hiding his power level til it's time to crush Obi-Wan.
Anonymous No.213902182
>>213902062 (OP)
Who the hell are you?
Anonymous No.213902215 >>213902300 >>213902373
>>213902062 (OP)
Even with all the muscles and beard why does he still looks like soi incarnate?
Anonymous No.213902300 >>213902373
>>213902215
Manlet genetic
Anonymous No.213902373 >>213902674
>>213902215
>>213902300
More like the cuck DNA is already imprinted on him.
Only way to wash off that stench is he has to kill Ewan in an honorable one-on-one duel.
Anonymous No.213902674
>>213902373
Can Ewan even fight? He looks a bit of a sissy male to me.
Anonymous No.213902832 >>213902956 >>213902978 >>213902991 >>213903759
>>213902062 (OP)
imagine losing this and still deciding to keep breathing
Anonymous No.213902845 >>213902999
>>213902062 (OP)
we stopped talking about you years ago, Riley.
Anonymous No.213902891
Well done Riley, well done...


HOWEVER
Anonymous No.213902956
>>213902832
Just a generic pixie girl, that's so 2010s. Time to move on.
Anonymous No.213902978 >>213903613
>>213902832
I would honestly kill myself if Ibwere him, not before killing this FUCKING PUTA and then thanking Obiwan for showing me the ways and bringing balance to the force
Anonymous No.213902991
>>213902832
Why couldn’t that retard do to her in 15 years what Ewan did in 3?
Anonymous No.213902999
>>213902845
Oh yeah? I saw you trashing me the other day during paki hours. Bet you wouldn't lie to my face, faggot.
Anonymous No.213903092 >>213903304
>>213902062 (OP)
seeth
Anonymous No.213903144
>>213902173
the element of surprise...of course... why didnt i think of that...
Anonymous No.213903304
>>213903092
>your childhood sweetheart dumps you for a richer ojiisan
peak ntr
Anonymous No.213903613 >>213903691
>>213902978
Don't forget Ewan's ex-wife. He was bringing MEW to dinner with his wife and kids while the affair was going on. Surprised she didn't castrate him.
Anonymous No.213903691 >>213903772 >>213904940 >>213905244
>>213903613
Celebrating as family with both of his wives
old and the new

What an Absolute Chad

is this achievable chaddy?
Anonymous No.213903759
>>213902832
See >>213903552
Riley won
Anonymous No.213903772 >>213904518 >>213904781
>>213903691
Riley had the perfect chance to bang Ewan's daughter and ex-wife.
Too bad he's too dense and pussy to shoot that shot.
Anonymous No.213904518
>>213903772
What pickup line would he use? I'm not Riley btw... *covers face with hat*
Anonymous No.213904781 >>213904875
>>213903772
He got Mewtwo instead
Anonymous No.213904875
>>213904781
The smug satisfaction of a man who at long last realises that by losing he won and upgrading to the younger newer model was his ultimate victory.
Anonymous No.213904940
>>213903691
Fuck this shitty world
Anonymous No.213904977
>>213902062 (OP)
I quite enjoyed The Art of Self-Defense, actually.
Anonymous No.213905244
>>213903691
Is Ewan's wife the ultimate cuckquean