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Anonymous No.213902407 >>213902476 >>213902506 >>213903795 >>213903860 >>213904180 >>213904376 >>213905085 >>213905125 >>213905163 >>213905293
Is it possible to unrape yourself?
Anonymous No.213902431
yes if youve brainwashed an entire generation of terminally online "men" into calling you their daddy
Anonymous No.213902476 >>213905106
>>213902407 (OP)
My ultimate realization with these guys is that none of them, not even Nick (often cited as "the funny one"), graduated above "high school class clown" level. They're that goofy kid you knew in class that somehow managed to make his classmates laugh to get them to like him. The kid everyone imagined might grow up to be a comedian, but like just about every class clown, these guys never really did.
Even putting them in a standup routine situation, they behave exactly how you would expect your resident class clown to act. Sam unprofessionally relied on reading his jokes off paper for years even.
And that's the thing, these guys aren't professionals. Put them next to a professional comedian and well, you know how that looks.
Somehow they've managed to create this larp cult of completely faking it because their autistic dick riders can't tell the difference and that they stole all their jokes from imageboards. And then avoided being exposed as frauds, until now.
No wonder Sam considers Joe Rogan his saving grace, Joe is of the mindset that you can actually be a comedian if you just declare you are and hump a stool on a stage, and everyone will believe you. It's a delusion. And Sam thought he could trick Rogan the same ways Jews think they can trick God by swinging chickens around to transfer their sins or some shit.
Anonymous No.213902506 >>213903771 >>213903933 >>213903974
>>213902407 (OP)
What do you think? Once you are raped, you can never be unraped
Anonymous No.213903771
>>213902506
Some women believe they can become born-again virgins lol.
Anonymous No.213903795 >>213903974
>>213902407 (OP)
kevin nash looked into this and the answer as a resounding no
Anonymous No.213903855 >>213903986 >>213904391 >>213904401 >>213905353
>number of threads about him dramatically reduced since the incident
total victory, we're back to "I am forgotten" status
Anonymous No.213903860
>>213902407 (OP)
>be a good human
This mindbroke Sam
Anonymous No.213903933
>>213902506
But you can rape and restore the balance.
Anonymous No.213903974
>>213902506
>>213903795
I think you can, surgically, as long as there is no prolapse.
Anonymous No.213903986 >>213904156 >>213904330 >>213905022
>>213903855
yeah well, just you wait for his video games!
Anonymous No.213904156
>>213903986
will it be a low effort scam like everything else he's produced post-adult swim when it comes out in 10 years?
Anonymous No.213904180
>>213902407 (OP)
Schamuel Goldstein Hydelberg grew up in the east side of Tel Aviv.
I attended his bar mitzvah and saw him reciting scriptures from the talmud.
Anonymous No.213904250
Why did Nick spit out the cookie? We still have no answer for this.
Anonymous No.213904330 >>213904353 >>213905131
>>213903986
Heard Sam has set aside 6 figures for the /v/ mods to allow his games to be spammed there. I almost feel sorry for what's about to happen to them (granted, it wont be for years), but fishtank will look like an afternoon picnic.
Anonymous No.213904340
Anonymous No.213904353 >>213904380 >>213904392 >>213904401
>>213904330
don't post vague threats you dumb faggot
Anonymous No.213904376
>>213902407 (OP)
Anonymous No.213904380
>>213904353
There's nothing vague about his post, and it's not a threat.
Anonymous No.213904391
>>213903855
/tv/ is cozy again, boys
Anonymous No.213904392 >>213904428
>>213904353
You seriously don't think that once his life-project videogame becomes non-vaporware, that he won't have his shills target every single videogame board on this site advertising it? His game is one of those "too important to fail" things, unlike Extreme Peace which he only made because of a paypig whale fronting all the budget.
Anonymous No.213904398 >>213904460
Was Sam Hyde raped in the sweltering, boiling summer of 2025?
Anonymous No.213904401
>>213903855
>>213904353
Harland banner when?
Anonymous No.213904428
>>213904392
>more vague faggy shit
choke on HEP-C diarrhea
Anonymous No.213904445 >>213904628
Rogan should honestly have him on at this point but only discuss nature and animals.
Anonymous No.213904460 >>213904472
>>213904398
Sam Hide was raped in the sweltering heat of Peter Thiel's heatlamps.
Anonymous No.213904472 >>213905153
>>213904460
Sam got visibly uncomfortable when Fuentes started shitting on Thiel, what's up with that?
Anonymous No.213904628 >>213904755
>>213904445
Joe Rogan interview would be an absolute disaster for a fag like Hyde. Rogan is good host because he let's you talk and is able to move conversation into branches regarding topics, or bring up antagonistic points of view that once again gives his guest a way to keep talking about their niche.
The mistake guests do, is to assume that Rogan is on their side already.
This was the case with nearly every single e-celeb retard like Hyde, where they shill their daddy figure to appear on Rogan, daddy figure incorrectly assumes Rogan knows all their faggy little e-celeb bubble lingo, and when they notice Rogan not only isn't on their side, but gets angry and exasperated with them, they shit the bed.
If Harland show went this way, then Rogan interview would be followed by Hyde's livestreamed suicide.
Anonymous No.213904755 >>213904879
>>213904628
Sam would either try to impress Rogan with his knowlege of SEED OILS and fortune-cookie tier philosophies (and try to bait Joe's audience as an ALT-GURU who is YOUNGER and FRESHER) or he would try to make it the most MEMORABLE and VIRAL Joe Rogan appearance by being openly hostile to Joe (don't think he'd chimp out like he did for Harland but he would be antagonist to Joe, attack him for his support of pot, say he isn't funny and isn't a real comedian, say MMA is for homosexuals, bring up JEWS a lot, etc).
Anonymous No.213904879 >>213904962 >>213905062
>>213904755
Exactly. There were numerous e-celebs that crashed and burned on Rogan for exactly this, because they know fuck all, they only spout soundbites and when Rogan notices, he will get hostile.
Rogan is more charismatic and smarter than Hyde, and Hyde cannot physically impose him. It would be iDubbz scenario, but Sammy would be Ian.
>attack him for his support of pot
And then there is this. No matter how well interview goes, Rogan has few triggers that make him build gorilla nests. Remember Crowder interview
>would you like to try pot
>erm, I'd rather not
>[AUTISTIC SHRIEKING]
Anonymous No.213904962 >>213905203
>>213904879
You can get away with not smoking weed with Joe, Gillis doesn't smoke but he proved he isn't a stick-in-the-mud by gettting hammered, Sam doesn't even drink which would send Rogan in to a rage.
Anonymous No.213905012 >>213905052 >>213905224
why is sam such a glass cannon bully? he can dish it out but can't take it.
Anonymous No.213905022
>>213903986
Im sure a game made by Sam will sick ass
Anonymous No.213905052 >>213905079
>>213905012
At the end of the day he's just a nerd with a chip on his shoulder who became famous and influential.
Anonymous No.213905062
>>213904879
If he tried the Harland shit with Joe, oh man..
Anonymous No.213905079 >>213905092
>>213905052
outside of 4chan he's completely unknown.
Anonymous No.213905085
>>213902407 (OP)
Maybe but you can never un-ape yourself
Anonymous No.213905092
>>213905079
He's known, but he's not household name known.
Anonymous No.213905106
>>213902476
>Sam thought he could trick Rogan the same ways Jews think they can trick God by swinging chickens around to transfer their sins or some shit.
LMAO
Anonymous No.213905125
>>213902407 (OP)
Sure just stop listening to lefties
Anonymous No.213905131 >>213905172
>>213904330
We need to rape and murder all Fishtank posters, it's the only way
Anonymous No.213905153
>>213904472
Yeah I noticed that too. Rogan also cocksucks that gay vampire.
Anonymous No.213905163
>>213902407 (OP)
is that a pic of trotsky and a lennon?
Anonymous No.213905172
>>213905131
Fishtank was actually interesting, but season 3 and 4 didnt need to exist because they took everything away. And just have lame shit behind a paywall
Anonymous No.213905203
>>213904962
Sam smokes tons of tobacco. He’d just have a cigar with Rogan
Anonymous No.213905224 >>213905280
>>213905012
Most bullys are like that. I can’t really think of anyone who could dish it and take it except for Don Rickles
Anonymous No.213905280 >>213905379
>>213905224
Bullys are always cowards, especially the ones that hide like little pussies and blame people for getting their own ass kicked at a moped rally.
Anonymous No.213905293 >>213906246
>>213902407 (OP)
You can't unsuck a dick.
Anonymous No.213905353
>>213903855
To be fair, I didn't know who Hartland was until that podcast.
Anonymous No.213905379
>>213905280
I mean, just imagine being that much of a gargantuan faggot you show up to a moped rally and get your ass kicked. Thats like the last place to get your ass kicked, and by people that ride mopeds and it makes the whole thing funnier. I would love to see his house on fire.
Anonymous No.213906246
>>213905293
Sam's cope is that it was a tranny's penis.