← Home ← Back to /tv/

Thread 213902641

49 posts 24 images /tv/
Anonymous No.213902641 >>213902769 >>213902881 >>213902886 >>213903021 >>213903512 >>213906726 >>213906804 >>213907291
Watch Alien Earth
Anonymous No.213902660
No wonder she looks so familiar, another fucking nepo baby.
Anonymous No.213902769
>>213902641 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.213902881
>>213902641 (OP)
this bitch is the worst part
Anonymous No.213902886 >>213902928 >>213904830
>>213902641 (OP)
I've yet to see a single compelling clip and I'm beginning to think it might secretly be shit and nobody wants to admit it
Anonymous No.213902928 >>213903079 >>213903652
>>213902886
It's a bit of a slow burn but if you like xenos it's peak, they dissected a face hugger last ep
Anonymous No.213902970 >>213903588 >>213903602
I want to protect Nibs
Anonymous No.213903021 >>213903048
>>213902641 (OP)
no, I'm way past out of patience with browns. *chirp*
Anonymous No.213903048 >>213903716
>>213903021
the main char is a white woman
Anonymous No.213903079 >>213903223 >>213903712 >>213906545 >>213907698
>>213902928
actually it was rape
you can tell by the goggles
Anonymous No.213903223 >>213904794
>>213903079
>you can tell by the goggles
Meaning?
Anonymous No.213903284 >>213903391 >>213903470 >>213903566
There's no way you can manhandle a xenomorph, what a shitshow
Anonymous No.213903391
>>213903284
she's no man
Anonymous No.213903470
>>213903284
Yeah. I mean we're complaining about things that don't exist anyway, but even if the synths are like 10x stronger than humans they should lose the traction battle of 2 legs vs 4 legs.
Anonymous No.213903512 >>213904239
>>213902641 (OP)
AND SHE KEEPS ME SATISFIED
Anonymous No.213903539 >>213903581
It's hilarious how fucking fake the glowing reviews were.
Anonymous No.213903566
>>213903284
>manhandle
>man
Anon...
Anonymous No.213903581
>>213903539
>
Anonymous No.213903588
>>213902970

Nibs is about to chimp out.
Anonymous No.213903602 >>213904071 >>213904287
>>213902970
You can't protect Nibbles from herself, she looks like she wants to take out her eye or something
Anonymous No.213903652 >>213903661 >>213903668
>>213902928
>Slow burn
Whenever I see this I immediately know not to even bother watching.
Anonymous No.213903661
>>213903652
we know you're gonna watch it anyway
Anonymous No.213903668
>>213903652
It's alright, anon. You can recover from brainrot eventually.
Anonymous No.213903712
>>213903079
Why do synths need goggles but not other protective gear?
Anonymous No.213903716
>>213903048
I'm seeing clueless/disjointed post like this too often here, wonder if its just bots but I don't see why anyone would waste time on that just to emulate retards online.
Anonymous No.213904071 >>213904132
>>213903602
I always thought the painters who painted portrays of the Habsburgs were really bad at painting, but seem like there are actually people who look like that for real (maybe after some lip filling).
Anonymous No.213904132 >>213904287
>>213904071
none of that applies to her no matter how hard you try though
Anonymous No.213904239 >>213904277
>>213903512
GYAT look at those huge shoulders
Anonymous No.213904277
>>213904239
The Wendy model might be a bit overpowered in terms of grip strength
Anonymous No.213904287 >>213904326
>>213904132
Yes it does, compare this >>213903602 with this:
>https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Portrait_of_Archduchess_Margaret_of_Austria%2C_Duchess_of_Savoy_(1480–1530)%2C_in_widow's_dress%2C_by_Bernard_van_Orley.jpg
Anonymous No.213904326
>>213904287
Don't even need lip filling, everything matches, eyes, lips, nose, jaw, hair.
Anonymous No.213904794 >>213904919
>>213903223
>xhe doesn't recognizing an Alien 3 reference.
Anonymous No.213904830
>>213902886
It’s no secret. Everyone has been roasting it but the paid shills and the slow-bois
Anonymous No.213904919 >>213906118
>>213904794
>Don't let the bed bugs bite

How long until Wendy's brother says "Get away from her you BITCH!"
Anonymous No.213906118 >>213906484 >>213908430
>>213904919
Nigga isn't her brother dead they turned him into robo brain and let a xeno infect
Anonymous No.213906484 >>213908572
>>213906118
are you retarded
Anonymous No.213906545 >>213907698
>>213903079
The goggles bothered me. So many retro and modern designs they could've used, but they choose these goofy goggles.
Anonymous No.213906726
>>213902641 (OP)
I tried. Couldn't finish it about 1/3-1/2 the way through.

I dropped it when the paramilitary group in a shithole country discovered Weyland-Yutani ship crash and trying to save/investigate the ship. I just couldn't be bothered with any of the characters they introduced up to that point.
Anonymous No.213906804
>>213902641 (OP)
what's up with the 13yo metalhead playlist? Except for Mob Rules
Anonymous No.213907291
>>213902641 (OP)
Lol and you chuds said Elliot Page would never work again.
Anonymous No.213907656 >>213907825
>>Wherever I May Roam
>>not Enter Sandman where they talk about going to Neverland
You had one job, Noah!
Anonymous No.213907698
>>213906545
>>213903079
and they are pretty generic welding goggles you can get at a hardware store. a friend bought them in bulk and would sell them at sci fi cons with this custom made inserts and attachments.
Anonymous No.213907778 >>213907937
ALICV
CAII𐌝
Anonymous No.213907825 >>213908264
>>213907656
And the earth becomes my throne
I adapt to the unknown
Under wandering stars I've grown
By myself but not alone

seems like it fits anyway
neverland might have been too on point
Anonymous No.213907937
>>213907778
>CAIN
Kirsh will try to kill the lost boys out of jealousy for their human feelings.
Anonymous No.213908264
>>213907825
Yes. This show needs to keep with its very very subtle Peter Pan allegory.
Anonymous No.213908312
Why? It’s terrible.
Anonymous No.213908430 >>213908572
>>213906118
that was his lung, he was stabbed through the chest by the xenomorph and (((somehow))) survived long enough to be operated on.
Anonymous No.213908572
>>213908430
>>213906484
Oh that was his lung lmao mb