← Home ← Back to /tv/

Thread 213906131

45 posts 12 images /tv/
Anonymous No.213906131 >>213906173 >>213906212 >>213906374 >>213906394 >>213906431 >>213906783 >>213907008 >>213907213 >>213907286 >>213907434 >>213909125
It boggles the mind that this scene is in a high profile movie like Prometheus, the long-awaited prequel to Alien.
Anonymous No.213906173 >>213906275 >>213906280 >>213906401 >>213906981 >>213908327
>>213906131 (OP)
When it gets inside his mouth it looks like he is sucking a cock.
Is this imagery intentional or circumstantial?
Anonymous No.213906212
>>213906131 (OP)
Yes, all the characters in the previous movies made perfect decisions every time. Mankind being infallible is key to the series
Anonymous No.213906264 >>213906291 >>213906293 >>213906405
I'm tired of this pseud criticism. Did you even go to uni? Have you ever spent any time around professors and intellectuals? They're some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. Curiosity makes you stupid. They are slaves to their sense of curiosity, letting it lead them along blindly from dopamine hit to dopamine hit. This scene is absolutely true to how scientists act IRL.
Anonymous No.213906275
>>213906173
>Is this imagery intentional or circumstantial?
The series has been rife with sexual imagery and symbolism from the start
Anonymous No.213906280 >>213908327
>>213906173
Anonymous No.213906291
>>213906264
The number of scientists Iโ€™ve met who think simply being a scientist means every decision they make is a good oneโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.213906293 >>213906338
>>213906264
>Have you ever spent any time around professors and intellectuals? They're some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive.

What the fuck...
Anonymous No.213906338 >>213907020 >>213907156
>>213906293
They are. The presumption of their own expertise makes them unguarded and relaxed. Take tradies as a comparison. Anyone new to carpentry or whatever goes out of their way to follow safety protocols. The ones who injure themselves are the most experienced guys who've been doing it 20 years and think their expertise gives them plot armour. They'll use equipment without taking safety precautions because it worked fine 100 times before and they've conditioned themselves to believe it's unnecessary. And then one day they chop their fingers off with a circular saw. Scientists and academics are the same way.
Anonymous No.213906354
Mostly midwits go to college. Retards and philo-magicians know that a slithery serpent is a universal sign of danger and evil.
Anonymous No.213906374
>>213906131 (OP)
Its alluding to the Prometheus myth when one of the humans tried to kiss the miracle of fire and burnt his beard. Any 12 year old in an educated household would know this

Ridley really was throwing his pearls to swine with this film
Anonymous No.213906394 >>213906482
>>213906131 (OP)
>the dumb mercenary "scientists" are dumb
waaaah my movie is ruined!
Anonymous No.213906401 >>213906430 >>213906701
>>213906173
>something long and tubular goes into a hole
>anon immediately thinks about sucking a cock
concerning..
Anonymous No.213906405 >>213907159
>>213906264
This character was a biologist though. It was literally his job to know. This is like putting your hand in the circular blade and turning it on thinking maybe it'll tickle.
Anonymous No.213906430
>>213906401
It reminds of how girl sucks huge BBC
Anonymous No.213906431
>>213906131 (OP)
OP you got BTFO. *EVERYONE* itt disagrees with your outdated take. And /tv/ is a Prometheus board that recognises the superiority of Scott's vision. Go back to avpgalaxy.
Anonymous No.213906459
People who nitpick plot details and character details suck cock by choice
Anonymous No.213906482 >>213906514 >>213906683 >>213906738
>>213906394
>the dumb mercenary "scientists" are dumb
>yet they get hired by the richest guy in the world for the most important mission ever
>a mission that concerns his safety even
yeah I don't think so
Anonymous No.213906514 >>213906738
>>213906482
>rich people never do anything stupid
See:
>Bezos wife
>Musk's attempt into politics
Anonymous No.213906683
>>213906482
They get hired by his daughter who thinks theyโ€™re wasting their time anyway. Yeah, Iโ€™m sure she spent ages seeking out the top people in their respective fields, for the mission you had to sign up to without knowing any details.
Anonymous No.213906701
>>213906401
>goes into a hole
It's not just a hole, it's his damn mouth. The scene looks like something you would find in a gay horror movie.
Anonymous No.213906738
>>213906482
>>213906514
Wealthy people are so smart and cautious
Anonymous No.213906783 >>213906808 >>213908424
>>213906131 (OP)
nu/tv/ getting filtered by this is heartbreaking, people are so dumb on here now.
in the Alien:earth threads there are some baiters memeing but also genuine retards who don't seem to get it, even though its a 6/10 normieslop show and not smart at all, the plot goes above their heads or they're simply too fucking stupid to pay proper attention, more focused on trying to fit in by shitting on it and looking dumber because of it.

prometheus is a masterpiece and all the "dude the scientists are doing the opposite of what they're supposed to!" is explainable by details in the movie if you don't get all your takes from garbage reddit content like CinemaSins on youtube.
Anonymous No.213906796
People keep forgetting this takes place in the future. These are the most intelligent people remaining.
Anonymous No.213906808 >>213907195
>>213906783
>prometheus is a masterpiece
Let's not exaggerate it. Masterpiece is a title reserved for movies made before the 00s.
Anonymous No.213906981
>>213906173
It's a series originally about men experiencing the horror of getting raped and impregnated
mr. bruh its back No.213907008
>>213906131 (OP)
Are the facehugger's rape??
Anonymous No.213907017
i thought david created the facehuggers?
Anonymous No.213907020
>>213906338
Aaaaanyway
Anonymous No.213907156
>>213906338
trvthnuke
Anonymous No.213907159 >>213907297
>>213906405
Why did he shit his pants and run away when they found the far more interesting humanoid aliens that were also dead so not a threat?
Anonymous No.213907195
>>213906808
Anyway better than Le overpowered magnetic angel child vs le bad capitalism

We really need a third chapter with David. Why didn't they go for, let's say, a 6 episodes limited series but we had that ugly Romulus and now boring, pretentious Earth?
Anonymous No.213907213 >>213907302 >>213907364
>>213906131 (OP)

Both Prometheus and Covenant are shit compared to the originals. The Nostromo crew was at least justified. They were one, glorified space truck drivers so they are allowed to not know that kind of shit, and two, pushed, betrayed and discarded by the company and the damn android.

But these new movies are the definition of idiot plot, they approach these unknown creatures, open their suits to take bathroom breaks on unknown planets, separate from their group to take showers even after knowing there are xenos fucking around on the planet, disregard any and all safety protocols when confronted with the dangerous situations for which those protocols are in place.

Absolutely retarded, all of it.
Anonymous No.213907250
i've explained this so many times but the entire crew except Shaw were expendable and just a ruse to hide Weyland
Anonymous No.213907286
>>213906131 (OP)
The point of this scene is to warn against trannies...
not the movie makers fault you didnt pick up on this obvious point.
Anonymous No.213907297
>>213907159
The guy who previously laughed off the idea that they were going to see giant alien gods that created mankind because it challenged his beliefs? No idea, itโ€™s a real fucking mystery
Anonymous No.213907302 >>213907446
>>213907213
space colonization is common in this movie, its assumed many planets like these are found, they're just wagies going on about their usual shitty routines until they realize something is going wrong terribly, thats the plot of all these alien movies. the corporations arent transparent and the wagies are expendable.
Anonymous No.213907364 >>213908066
>>213907213
i believe in the alien universe they consistently find simple alien life such as these snakes (although these were affected by the black goo i think, turning them into the rape monsters similar to facehuggers), just not horrible shit like the borderline supernatural intelligent xenomorph, or advanced civilization like the engineers.
Anonymous No.213907434
>>213906131 (OP)
>heh, scientists would never do something so dangerous and irresponsible, trust the exper-AACK
Anonymous No.213907446
>>213907302
this, all wagies deserve absolute death
Anonymous No.213908066 >>213908110
>>213907364

The engineers are certainly the bigger issue, an advanced civilization is ok but making them responsible for the creation of both humanity and the xenos is definitely not. I believe the whole point of the alien movies was to confront the unknown nature of space. The human race, on the brink of extinction had no choice but to venture forth and confront all those things that lurk in the dark for the sake of survival.

Explaining things like the origin of humanity and the xenos and even tie both together feels incredibly self centered and presumptuous, not to mention explaining and showing the monster completely takes away the fear of the unknown, it just becomes a creature and not even an interesting one if you go with the whole biological weapon thing.

It just feels small.
Anonymous No.213908110
>>213908066
the xeno wasnt meant to be in the prometheus movies, the hollywood higherup shareholders wanted it inserted. also unrelated to the discussion.
Anonymous No.213908327
>>213906173
>>213906280
Sometimes a meaty alien snake is just a meaty alien snake
Anonymous No.213908424
>>213906783
Prometheus is quite popular on /tv/ it's just that people who got filtered by it tend to be very vocal.
Anonymous No.213909125
>>213906131 (OP)
hot