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*awakens millions of millenial men*

zoomer here
@grok what is this from?

I don't like afros.

Imagine watching a trilogy which featured prime Liz Hurley and Heather Graham and saying "yeah this negress was the one worth talking about.

>>213906324 (OP)
this one sucked ass
she cant act for shit

>>213907271
true, she's still a better actress than Taylor Swift though

>>213907371
>Taylor swift
Sewing her ran over made me lol pretty hard

>>213907271
I wouldn't mind sucking her ass haha.

>>213906376
The third Austin Powers movie

>>213906982
Beyonce unironically mogged both of them at that specific moment

>>213907406
BOOTA

>>213906982
>>213907416
All 3 got mogged by Alotta Fagina in the jacuzzi.

People have bizarre opinions of the trilogy
The second copied many jokes from the first.
Third, while weaker, had many good jokes stll.
And a 4th should have been made.

Overall, it's a good trilogy. Beyonce was fine.

>>213907271
Don't care. Tummy.

>recall there is a pretty bad joke in the first movie
>rewatch it
>it's Will Ferrell
It all makes sense now.

>>213907459
for me, it's English English
https://youtu.be/NIaiW1XrzxA?si=wPAAxIEZOEAOS6GH

more like

>>213907491
Exactly. Caine did a pretty good job in the movie.
It's really not so bad a movie as people make it out to be.

>>213907459
The people with "bizarre opinions" are just older, whereas your opinion is normal among those who saw these films as kids. The first Austin Powers movie became a hit on home release, so by the time the second one came out, everyone wanted to see it. By the third movie, the cultural phenomenon had largely been played out, so while both sequels simply recycled all the same jokes, the third movie didn't fare as well critically because of it. Reality is, these films have a kind of charm and are iconic, but are not all that funny.

Only women and fags care or cared about beyonce. Men were always more into Halle Berry.

>>213907637
You're probably right.

>>213907506
now we're talkin

I don't like black women

>>213906324 (OP)
Too bad all she does is appropriate white culture now

>>213907833
no he isn't, Austin Powers 1 was huge when it was in theaters

>>213907491
Always annoys me that Myers mispronounces lorry as "lawry" rather than the correct "loh-ree"

>>213906376
Steel Magnolias

>>213906982
Beyonce mogged them, you must be brown

>>213906982
Fookmi and Fookyu mogged them all

Bimbo beyonce > young beyonce

>>213906324 (OP)
is that mel b?

>>213908246
Hugely advertised, and already being quoted before anyone had seen the film, but check the box office numbers. First film was only like 60 million. The sequels both pulled in around 300 million. The second film was actually the most successful, and it's because the first movie grew in popularity on home video.

As I've said in the Hercules thread, firts it was the main muse and the was Beyonce in this film. The game was rigged from the start

>>213908821
>boing boing boing

>>213908745
>>213908821
>>213908955
genuinely gross, she looks like a overweight grandma

Beyonce wants to be white so bad it's hilarious.

>>213909011
>doesn't wanna fuck an eggless overweight black woman
>must be gay!

>>213906324 (OP)
Not even the best Powers girl.

>>213908955
obvious bbl

>>213909041
/thread

>>213907506
Kek I was just watching this the other day. Honestly Die another Day holds up well, despite some cheese effects. Brosnan is so good as Bond he makes any movie kino.

>>213906407
I like them on black girls. Way better than their white girl cosplay wigs they all wear.

friendly reminder that Beyonce was absolutely mindbroken when Jay-Z (who unironically groomed her and brags about it) fucked a white bitch and now Beyonce has spent the last 20 years Sammy Sosa'ing her ass into a white woman, sad

>>213909041
close, but picrel is the best Powers girl

>>213909035
Yeah

>>213909041
>>213907454
>She is one of the only two female characters in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery to have D-cup bust sizes, the only difference is that Mrs. Kensington's breasts are real and Alotta Fagina's breasts are fake. This foreshadow's the loyalty they have for Austin.

>>213907745
I remember rewinding and playing this scene over and over again as a kid and not knowing why. I didn't know what sex or masturbation was so I had nothing to do about those feelings, but they were there.

She used to be hot. It sucks that the freakum dress music videos are all low quality because shes very sexo in that and I nutted to it in my youth. e.

why did black women stop being skinny, they are so hot

>>213906324 (OP)
>ugly sheboon with no tits
awakens what?

>>213909035
>Eggless
Holy incel, who the fuck thinks about a woman's eggs

>>213909139
who did he fuck?

>>213909188
>mimi rogers

>>213906324 (OP)
Even before I became racist it always felt like a downgrade after Liz and Heather.

>>213907745
>Gives you a short hair fetish, foot fetish, belly fetish, cave woman fetish, leopard print bikini fetish, office lady/secretary fetish and jungle fever all in one scene

>>213909297
Brown hands

>>213906982
>>213906324 (OP)
and then she overdosed on skin lightener

>>213909294
what was that music vid called where shes in a big champagne glass half naked with foam covering the good parts?
man that was something

>>213909322
>heather

>>213909320
Mommy

>>213909011
Nah, tits are just too small I can't be bothered.

>>213909354
She was outrageously hot. Still is desu. Has aged magnificently.

>>213909354
She was hot in Austin Powers. She had such a shy and conservative personality and voice. Them drops the most blatant sexual lines ever.

>>213909320
>>213909354

>>213907637
>>213907833
A 4th movie should have had Austin's style evolve somewhat from the 60s to maybe an 80s new-wave or new-romantic look the represent his growth as a person over time

>>213909376
>tits are just too small
Not those guys but I'm curious, post what you'd call medium-sized tits or bigger

>>213909320
Nicolas Roeg was a true visionary

>>213907271
Its the best one cuz it has celebi in it

>>213909355
>>213909368
>>213909419

>>213909267
Well Alotta was a throwaway villain, not a companion. But yeah that’s pretty funny and on par with the writing of the movie.

>>213909354
great tits for such a small frame

>>213909379
most definitely

>>213909429
Why can’t every woman look like this

>>213909429
Corrr

the genius of the blackjack scene hit me like a train when i rewatched the first recently. it's so perfectly retarded.

>>213909429
I remember finding this movie on TV one morning some 15+ years ago, and wondering if someone got fired for showing it.

>>213909350
Naughty Girl and yes also very sex

>>213909429
fantastic body. those cans are perfect for bouncing up and down on my cock and feeding my sons

>>213909429
BLOODY HELL

>>213909035
>frogposter obsessively spewing out buzzwords thinks his opinion is worth reading

>>213909513
nta but i don't think you understand what a buzzword is. post your hand.

>>213909516
reminds me of a slightly younger but still hag aged Christina Carter

>>213909139
'Why Don't You Love Me' is her best song because that came straight from the heart. And there is something slightly amusing and very tragic about it.

>>213909320
>>213909429
>>213909516

>>213909354
Movie?

>>213909602
>He hasn't seen Boogie Nights
get on that shit, nigga

>>213909602
Inglorious Bastards

>>213909429
god i love hags

>>213909035
>enters thread you don't like so you can massreplyfag to all the posts that upset you to then try and memefrog post your way out in current year+10
That alone makes you a fag regardless whatever taste is women/men you may have desu senpai

>>213906324 (OP)
I thought she had 0 sex appeal in this also way too late to be millennial sexual awakening zoomie. I was already jacking it to fembots

>>213909299
It's a heterosexual thing, I don't expect you to understand.

>>213909477
I love the cut to the henchmen's wife rolling dough as the steamroller flattens him.

>>213906324 (OP)
I would never sleep with a black woman, but she is really cute, I have to agree.

>>213909429
>no ass
lol no thank you

>>213909416
Hers are on the medium side, which I think is too small for me.

>>213909683
fag

>>213907271
You care about here acting abilities in an Austin powers flick?