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Anonymous No.213907030 >>213907041 >>213907116 >>213907328 >>213907387 >>213907647 >>213908102
Is it even possible to be so much time without sex? Wouldn't that give you all sorts of physical and mental issues? This joke is way too unrealistic to be enjoyable desu.
Anonymous No.213907041
>>213907030 (OP)
I'm mentally retarded.
Anonymous No.213907116 >>213907554 >>213907655
>>213907030 (OP)
>No sex for six months
An adult male would literally die. At the very least his penis would shrivel up and detach. I don't think such a thing is possible.
Anonymous No.213907244
2013 for me
Anonymous No.213907328 >>213907543 >>213907631
>>213907030 (OP)
i am 25 and never touched a breast
Anonymous No.213907387
>>213907030 (OP)
>Is it even possible to be so much time
Anonymous No.213907543
>>213907328
>i am 25 and never touched a breast
You pooftas make me sick.
Anonymous No.213907554
>>213907116
According to this song, it's entirely possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Anonymous No.213907605
I've known my friends for 2 decades and they've seen me have gfs, bang chicks and go to the massage parlor. But what they don't know is that I haven't had sex in 8 years. I've been living a lie telling them stories about fictional women I've slept with, I'm a born again virgin and an honorary incel. I hope they don't see through my lies.
Anonymous No.213907631 >>213907676
>>213907328
Bottle fed were we?
Anonymous No.213907647
>>213907030 (OP)
Post dishonest films. 40 days is just not feasible.
Anonymous No.213907655
>>213907116
>his penis would shrivel up
This is unironically true. All adult virgins have small penises
Anonymous No.213907676
>>213907631
Even worse, born via c-section so never touched a vag
Anonymous No.213907895 >>213907912 >>213907942
>Boomers shit, pissed, and cummed their pants thinking this was the most unrealistic thing
Anonymous No.213907912
>>213907895
peak elizabeth banks
Anonymous No.213907942 >>213908016
>>213907895

Peak Kat Dennings
Anonymous No.213908016
>>213907942
Nah, that's before her bazongas exploded.
Anonymous No.213908102
>>213907030 (OP)
Go to long its possible you might get performance anxiety ed or become to reliant on jerking it and porn.