Is it even possible to be so much time without sex? Wouldn't that give you all sorts of physical and mental issues? This joke is way too unrealistic to be enjoyable desu.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:17:20 PM
No.213907116
>>213907554
>>213907655
>>213907030 (OP)
>No sex for six months
An adult male would literally die. At the very least his penis would shrivel up and detach. I don't think such a thing is possible.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:30:35 PM
No.213907328
>>213907543
>>213907631
>>213907030 (OP)
i am 25 and never touched a breast
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:43:03 PM
No.213907543
>>213907328
>i am 25 and never touched a breast
You pooftas make me sick.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:43:37 PM
No.213907554
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:46:23 PM
No.213907605
I've known my friends for 2 decades and they've seen me have gfs, bang chicks and go to the massage parlor. But what they don't know is that I haven't had sex in 8 years. I've been living a lie telling them stories about fictional women I've slept with, I'm a born again virgin and an honorary incel. I hope they don't see through my lies.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:48:33 PM
No.213907647
>>213907030 (OP)
Post dishonest films. 40 days is just not feasible.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:49:30 PM
No.213907655
>>213907116
>his penis would shrivel up
This is unironically true. All adult virgins have small penises
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:50:34 PM
No.213907676
>>213907631
Even worse, born via c-section so never touched a vag
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:02:32 PM
No.213907895
>>213907912
>>213907942
>Boomers shit, pissed, and cummed their pants thinking this was the most unrealistic thing
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:08:55 PM
No.213908016
>>213907942
Nah, that's before her bazongas exploded.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:13:03 PM
No.213908102
>>213907030 (OP)
Go to long its possible you might get performance anxiety ed or become to reliant on jerking it and porn.